Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Echidna Prince ❯ Randomly Insanity ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter 4: Randomly Insanity

Narrator: ……..

Sapphire: Narrator?

Narrator: ……….

Sapphire: Narrator!!

Narrator: …Today's my day off…bug someone else!

Sapphire: Well, Poo you!

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Tarosamo was wandering around armlessly…

Tarosamo: It's aimlessly!

*ahem* Tarosamo was wandering around AIMlessly...until he spotted a very familiar sight.

Tarosamo: *looks at the very familiar sight* I've never been here before…

Sonic: *runs pass, stops, runs backwards to Taro* Yo, Taro! What's up?

Tarosamo: *still looking at the NOT so very familiar sight* What is this place?

Sonic: Oh! That's Eggman's not so secret hideout, see? *points to a sign that read, `Eggman's Not So Secret Hideout'.*

Tarosamo: Oh, I see. Where are you heading then blue hedgehog?

Sonic: I'm just running around, hoping I would run into Crash Bandicoot. Bye! *runs off to look for Crash Bandicoot.*

Tarosamo: Perhaps I should investigate? *walks up to the hideout* Maybe something exciting will happen…

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Shadow: *wakes up* Where…where am I?

Chaos: Gurgle, sploosh! (Translation: He is finally awake! Lets eat!)

Tikal: Chaos! We can't eat him! He's dark meat, I dislike dark meat.

Shadow: O.o *inches away from them*

Chaos: Sploosh… (Translation: Aw man…)

Shadow: Where are the others?

Knuckles: *return to his room* You know, I like to know one thing…

Shadow: Wha iz dat?

Knuckles: O.o()…..Why does everyone like to hang out in my room?

Shadow: *sees Knuckles GameCube* ooooh…I wanna play…

Knuckles: No! Not this again!

Shadow: *grabs the first game he could, which happens to be Resident Evil Zero* Hehehe…fun…one plus one equals one on a bun! (lol, ED, EDD, AND EDDY!)

Knuckles: Am I the only sane one in this fic?

Sapphire: *appears* Actually, Knuxie, Taro is the only sane one! Everyone else is Coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs!

Sonic: *appears* How do I do that? Appearing all the time…I haven't even found Crash Bandicoot!

Shadow: I have a hole in my toe…*still playing game* Zombies…evil…

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Tails: Come back here my pretty! *chases Rouge*

Rouge: *Makes a cross sign with her fingers* Back demon! BACK!!

Tails: You can't hide from me!! *jumps at her*

Rouge: EEK! HELP! *runs*

Tails: MUAHAHAHAHAA!!

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Knuckles: *watches as Shadow plays game* I wonder if the system has some kinda brain washing device in it?

Rouge: *bursts through the door* Gotta…hide! *hides behind Knuckles*

Knuckles: What's going on here?!

Rouge: *notices something really weird* Knuckles…there are monkeys jumping on your bed…

Knuckles: *looks to see three monkeys jumping on his bed* NOOO!! NOT MY BED!! My precious bed!!!

Rouge: Three little monkeys jumping on Knuckles bed, one fell off and bump his head! *One monkey falls off and curses* Tikal called the doctor and the doctor said, no more monkeys jumping on the bed!

Tikal: Knuckles!! I am your mother from hell!!

Knuckles: AH!

Tails: *runs in* HEEEEEREEEEEE'S JOHNNY!

Sonic: But your name isn't Johnny, it's Tails!

Tails: I am superior to you all!

Knuckles: I thought he would've calmed down by now…

Rouge: Nah, he's naturally high.

Knuckles: Oh, that explains a lot.

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Sapphire: *typing on computer* Must…complete…story…Oh no! I have a writer's block!

Sonic: *appears* What'cha doin' there, Sappy?

Sapphire: I'm, like, trying to, like, finish my, like, story.

Sonic: Like, must you keep, like, saying `like'?

Sapphire: Like, yes.

Sonic: Oh, okay then. So, what story are you working on?

Sapphire: My four star story! Emerald Quest!

Sonic: Isn't that the story where you make me look like a complete pervert?

Sapphire: Yep! And c'mon, you know you are…

Sonic: I am not!

Sapphire: Yes you are!

Sonic: Am not!

Sapphire: Are to!

Sonic: Not!

Sapphire: Are to!

Sonic: Am NOT!

Sapphire: Forget it!

Sonic: Fine!

Sapphire: Fine!

Sonic: I know its fine!

Sapphire: I know that you know its fine!

Sonic: I know that you know that I know that it's fine!

Sapphire: I know that you know that I know that you know that it's fine!

Sapphire/Sonic: *glares at each other*

Sonic: *shrugs his shoulders* So, what's up with the story?

Sapphire: Well, I'm totally stuck on chapter 14, I, like, have the biggest writer's block of the century!

Sonic: You know, you really shouldn't have told the readers what chapter you are on…

Sapphire: Screw you!

Sonic: Screw you too, Charlotte!

Sapphire: *eyes go incredibly large* OH MY GOD!!! YOU JUST TOLD THEM MY REAL NAME!!!!!!!!! DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! *saps Sonic with a laser that wasn't there a few minutes ago…*

Sonic: *sizzling, a cloud of smog comes from his mouth* Ouch…I…didn't say it was your real name, you did….I only called you Charlotte…and you just clarified it…

Sapphire: -_- *bashes Sonic on the head six times*

Forget that conversation…moving on…

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Knuckles: *sobbing on Rouge's shoulder* No…this is not possible! Why must this happen to the prince of thieves…I mean, echidnas! Life isn't fair! WAAH!

Rouge: *rolls eyes* -_- *in a bored tone* There, there, Knuckles. We could always get you a new bed…

Knuckles: *eyes go wide as he looks at Rouge* A NEW BED?! A NEW BED?! ARE YOU INSANE?! I CAN'T GET A NEW BED! WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH!!!! *cries on the tore up bed which had cotton and springs hanging out of it*

Bed: Knuckles…*cough*…look what you've…*cough, hack*…done to me…this is…your fault…*dies*

Knuckles: *wails* NOOOOO!!!! BED! DON'T GO!!! I…I…I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Everyone: O.o ….*inches away from Knuckles*

Rouge: I must say, the authoress is either extremely bored or really running out of ideas…

Sapphire: *appears, scares everyone* Hello all!

All: AH! DON'T DO THAT!

Sapphire: *smiles sweetly* Do what?

All: -_-()

Sapphire: Anyway, Rouge, you are totally right, in both aspects. I'm both bored and totally running out of ideas and I have the biggest case of Writer's Block…*murmurs* wonder if they have a cure for that…?

Rouge: Thought so.

Sonic: *in the shower, singing* It's alright, it's okay, I'm gonna make it anyway. Pack your bags, up and leave, don't you dare come running back to me!

All: O.o

Amy: Wow, I never knew he was such a good singer!

Knuckles: Amy! Where did you come from?!

Amy: Nowhere?

Elvis Presley: Thank you, thank you very much!

Knuckles: I must commit suicide…the one thing I ever cared for is now…gone…forever…*sobs in hand*

Rouge: Holy Moly! I have wings! *checks out wings*

Sapphire: Rouge…You always had wings…

Rouge: For real?

Sapphire: Yes…

Tails: No BS?

Sapphire: *looks at Tails* You scare me sometimes…

Amy: I believe in you and MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Tails: AHHH!! TURN IT OFF!! TURN IT OOOOFFFF!!!! My ears are bloody bleeding!!!

Sapphire: Wow, I never knew that someone ears could bleed from someone singing!

Tails: *passes out from blood lose*

Shadow: *Still playing game….falls asleep…* zzzzzzzz….

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Shadow's Dream

Shadow: *looks around, he is in a grave yard* Where am I?

Suddenly hands popped out of the graves.

Shadow: *screams like a little girl* AAAAAHHHH!!!

Random Zombie#1: Ugghhh….

Random Zombie#2: Ugghhh….

Suddenly music begins to play in the background.

Random Zombie#1: ….Now wake up… (Wake up)…Now wake up… (Wake Up)

Shadow: O.O

Random Zombie#3: Everybody tries to be straight, but things are still unchanged. It's useless…to resist…uuugghhh….their effort will be wasted….uuuggghhh…

Shadow: O.O Mommy….

Random Zombie#2: Head…uuugghhh…straight for your goal by any means…*approaches Shadow* There is a door that you've never opened….

Shadow: *backs away* From now on, I vow to never play Resident Evil again…

Random Zombie#3: There is a window….uughh…with a view you've never seen…get there…no matter how long it takes…*goes closer to Shadow*

Shadow: WAKE ME UP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! WAKE ME UP!!!

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Shadow: *wakes up, panting. Turns to Knuckles* Knuckles?

Knuckles: Yo servant dude?

Shadow: I will chose to ignore that…anyway, promise me one thing…

Knuckles: What?

Shadow: NEVER EVER LET ME PLAY RESIDENT EVIL AGAIN!!!!

Knuckles: O.O()

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Tarosamo: *walks around the hideout* Oh, dare Lord…I must…go…now!

Lord: Go where?

Tarosamo: POTTY!! *runs off to a nearby bathroom, which was, oddly enough, the first room he ran into*

A couple minutes later flushing could be heard than the water turning on from the sink. Tarosamo than opened the door and looked relieved.

Tarosamo: Ahhh…that's much better. *he continues on his way until he hears some voice. Being curious, he crept on closer to see…SAMEO and Doctor EGGMAN!*

Eggman: What? Why must I do it! If anything, YOU should do it!

Sameo: *rolls eyes* I'm the better villain here, therefore YOU should do it.

Eggman: *crosses arms* I refuse to do it! And what makes you think YOU are the better villain then I, Ivo Robotnic aka Eggman?

Sameo: Because, my name isn't Ivo Robotnic aka Eggman. Sameo is a way cooler villain type name.

Eggman: No matter what you say, it sounds crazy! Fine, I'll do it. I'll order the pizza. *goes to a phone and dials a number, waiting* Uh, hello? Yes, I like to make an order for delivery *pause* I would like ten extra large pizzas with everything on them except for pineapple and anchovies. *pause* My address? I live in the Mystic Ruins. My hideout isn't that hard to miss…*pause* Okay…how long will those take? *long pause* WHAT?! YOU EXCEPT ME TO WAIT A WHOLE TEN MINUTES?!?! *pause* Fine! But be quick about it! *slams phone on hook*

Sameo: I'll say that went well.

Eggman: They want us to wait for a whole ten minutes! How insane is that?!

Sameo: Why did you order ten pizzas? I only wanted one box, are you throwing a party?

Eggman: No to the minizzle! The rest is for me! I'm a growing man you know.

Sameo: Eggman, you're over at least 40 years. You stop growing a long time ago.

Eggman: What? I have? NO! This can't be! Say it isn't so!

Sameo: It's so…

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Back with Tarosamo

Tarosamo: That was the weirdest thing I ever witness…*walks away*

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Tikal: La la la la laaaaaaaaaa….*skips around palace* I'm the Queen of England! No, I'm the Queen of Hearts!

White Rabbit: I'm late! I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date! *runs around*

Tikal: Oooo…WHITE MEAT!!! *chases rabbit*

White Rabbit: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *jumps into a hole*

Tikal: Oh, shootness.

That was…weird…again…

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Sapphire: Prince Knuckles! Prince Knuckles!!

Knuckles: What peasant?

Sapphire: -_- I was wondering if we could swim in your oversize pool?

Knuckles: But you don't know how to swim…

Sapphire: Must you tell everyone!?!

Knuckles: Actually, yeah.

Sapphire: I'm going to the pool! *runs out the window and into the pool below* CANNON BAAALLL!! *a loud splash was heard*

Knuckles: I told her she couldn't swim…

Sapphire: *making drowning noise* Gurgle! Gurgle!

Rouge: Wow, she sounds a lot like Chaos!

Chaos: Gurgle! (Translation: I am much better looking though!)

Amy: Maybe we should save her?

All: *thinks about it, then* Naaaaah…

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Okay, that was weird, even for me! I am running low on ideas though, perhaps I should go to sleep now…its 1:18, and I don't have Spring Break! (But I'll be finished College April 9th! HAHA! ^_^) Well, I hoped everyone enjoy this little piece. It was by far my hardest to come up with!