Super Mario Brothers: Peach-hime Kyuushutsu Daisakusen Fan Fiction ❯ Super Trashed Brothers Melee ❯ Stop Eating My Hat! ( Chapter 1 )

**Author's Note**

 

Hi. It's me again. I just thought I should let ya'll know that this fanfic was not my idea alone. A friend (Matsuko) and I were playing super smash bros. melee and making some gross screen caps. Well, there was a rough plot that went along with it so friends and reviewers, I give you: Super Trashed Bros. Melee

 

Chapter 1 ~ Stop Eating My Hat!

 

It was a beautiful day in Nintendo land. Everyone was busy fighting for the chance to become the strongest. Kirby, Yoshi, Mario, and Link were all fighting in Hyrule's temple. Everything was going pretty well until a certain someone (muahahahahaha) accidentally presses the `start' button on the controller.

 

(PAUSE)

 

Kirby had just been punched by Yoshi and fell on his back. Suddenly, Yoshi finds himself riding on what appears to be a pink beach ball. Kirby is not amused. He blushes and says, “Get off, you idiot! You're breaking the rules!”

 

“I'm sorry,” Yoshi says earnestly. “I don't know what came over me.” The battle has made him hungry and weak and he breaks open a large crate in hope of finding a maximum tomato or some of Kirby's hidden stash.

 

Mario comes along with a fire flower with the intention of roasting some Yoshi butt. He sneaks along the thin pathway of the cliff when suddenly (PAUSE) he finds Yoshi behind him, placidly munching his hat.

 

“Stop eating my hat, Yoshi! Without it, I am weak.”

 

All around: *evil grins* GET HIS HAT!!!!!!!!!

 

Mario runs away to the highest platform, holding onto his hat with both hands. “It's mine! My hat! Mine!” He hits a green happening box and becomes metal Mario. “Try to take it now, you mooches!” He stays on the platform when Link gets out his arrows and shoots the hat right off his head.

 

(PAUSE)

 

“What are you doing?” Link shouts as Mario (ahem) backs away from Link. “I don't know!” he says. “Someone made me do it.”

 

“HENTAI!” Link shouts, getting out his sword. He hits Mario over the edge of the cliff right as one of Yoshi's eggs gets stuck on Kirby's head.

 

“You turned me into a freaking jack in the box!” Kirby squeaks.

 

Yoshi laughs evilly and trips backwards. (FLASH) Only to see Mario standing there (ahem) backing away. Kirby managed to get the egg off his head this time and his eyes got all big and wide. Link laughs and says, “Wow, Mario really gets around, doesn't he?”

 

Mario turns red, “I wasn't!”

 

All: Steal his hat!

 

Mario screams and tries to defend his precious hat, only to find it missing once again. “Mama Mia, and just when I found another one.”

 

Hat chewed and swallowed, Yoshi licks his chomps and says, “How many more hats do you have?”

 

Mario has to think about it. “798,000.”

 

That's 798,000 more free lunches for Yoshi. Virtual polyester is so delicious and very low-calorie. He needs to lose the weight he put on from all those fruits and junk he got from the Happy Tree in Yoshi story. Stupid manager, letting him gain all that weight.

 

Link is a little jealous that Yoshi stole his hat so he comes up to steal Mario's fire flower, brandishing a star wand. He never meant to hurt anyone, but (PAUSE) suddenly Mario had six inches of wand up his butt. He was not happy.

 

“Eew,” Yoshi said, “Mario and Link are hentai.”

 

“Yeah,” Kirby said, even though he had no idea what a hentai was. “Let's go eat something. I'm hungry.”

 

Kirby and Yoshi left, pressing the stop simulation button on the way out.

 

“Think they found out?” Mario asked.

 

“I don't think so,” Link said.

 

*smooch*

 

~FINITO~

 

R & R and remember: if this seems like a crime against nature, well…it all started from the screenshots. Blame the screenshots. Oh, and this is unnecessary but I do not own Mario and co. I do own a very sparkly wand and I will hit you over the head with it. Bwahahahahahhaha. To be continued… (maybe)