Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Erotic Torture Chamber MST ❯ Chapter 8 ( Chapter 8 )

Disclaimer: Mystery Science Theater 3000 is the property of Best Brains Inc. Tenchi Muyo/Universe is the property of AIC and Pioneer. The original fic, "The Erotic Torture Chamber" is the property of James Padilla, who has given me permission to mst this.


MST of "The Erotic Torture chamber" Chapter 10

MST # 6.8 (The final chapter!)


In the not too distant future,
Somewhere in time and space.
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
Are caught in an endless chase.

Pursued by a woman, whose name is Pearl.
Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world.
She put a few things in her purse
And in her rocket ship she hunts them all across the univer-erse!

"I'LL…GET…YOU!!!"

"I'll send them cheesy web posts.
The worst, I can find. (lalala)
He'll have to sit and read them all
While I monitor his mind. (lalala)

Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the postings begin or end. (lalala)
He'll have to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends.


>>>Robot Roll Call<<<


CAMBOT! "You're on!"
GYPSY! "Oh my stars!"
TOM SERVO! "Check me out!"
CROOOOW! "I'm different!"

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe,
And other science facts. (lalala)
Then repeat to yourself it's just a post,
You should really just relax! For…..

Mystery Science Theater 3000……………



[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Bridge]



S.O.L.

Mike and Washu were in black clothing, standing in front of a lit candle. Washu was holding a black rose, and Mike had his hands folded, looking at the candle. Crow and Tom were were playing violins. While this was happening, Gypsy entered, and was a little confused.

"Um, what the heck is going on?" she asked. "And why is this whole room lit with only candles?"

Mike slowly lifted his head, turned to Gypsy, and then regained his normal posture and attitude.

"Oh, sorry about that." He said. "We were just mourning the deaths of all those clones in the previous event."

"Oh. What happened to them?"

"Well, as soon as we found the invention that reverses the process, we merely just, well, reversed it."

Then Washu lifted her head, and regained her composure.

"We could normally care less, but these two robots wanted us to pay our respects."

Tom and Crow stopped playing.

"Well it's the least you could do?!" exclaimed Tom.

"Yeah, ya robot murderers!" Crow also exclaimed.

Mike shook his head. "Guys, it isn't murder if we just reversed the process."

"Sure, Mike!" Said Tom. "That's just what you `want' us to think!"

"No, really, it is!" said Washu. "And if you don't want to believe it, just think of them as being in a better place. A place away from this satellite."

The bots were still depressed.

"And, you guys finally have a way out of here."

The bots were quickly cheered up.

"Well, it's not like we knew them that well." Said Tom.

"They'll be missed, I guess." Said Crow. "So, when do we get out of here?"

However, before she could answer, the mad lights flashed. Mike answered it.

CASTLE FORRESTER

It was Pearl.

"Well, everyone. This is the day my project becomes a success. I want to start an early celebration, so I'll just send you the fic. Brain guy, send it to them."

"Right away, madam." Said Observer, and sent them the fic. Then he ended transmission.

S.O.L.

Seconds later, the sirens went off.

"We got fic sign!" shouted Mike.

"But what about our escape?!" Shouted Crow.

"Later!"

So the group rushed into the theater.

[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Theater]

*The group takes their usual seats*

CROW: *to Washu* So when do we escape?

WASHU: Shh! Let's get this over with first!

>The Erotic Torture Chamber, Chapter Ten
>By: James Padilla

TOM: Finally! The end of all miseries!

CROW: But can we survive it?

> Washu's nipples remained erect from all of the excitement. It would be impossible to break Washu >down mentally. Physical damage was going to have to be done in order for the violations against Kiyone, Mihoshi, >Ryouko, and Tenchi to be justified.

WASHU: I don't think that would work.

MIKE: The only physical damage I can think of is severed limbs, but then that's just my opinion.

> But what could possibly work? What could harm an immortal? What could harm an immortal who gets aroused >when pain is inflicted upon her?

WASHU: All very good questions.

CROW: I wonder if this fic won't be as bad as the others?

MIKE: Either that, or we're being set up for something much worse.

CROW: *sighs* Thanks, Mike! Now I'm worried again!

>"For all we know we haven't yet won the battle. Washu doesn't in any way seem to be bothered about us taking >ascendancy."

TOM: That's strange. All of a sudden, they're getting smart again.

>"Kiyone, Washu is smart. She must be bluffing; hiding all her pain and suffrage beneath that disgusting smile of >hers."
>
>"Your right Ryouko."

TOM: Spoke too soon, I suppose.

>Washu smiled, "Hahaha, she's right Kiyone. Have you forgotten about the other three hundred prisoners I have >raped, tortured and humiliated? Have you thought of how you are going to find where they are all kept?

WASHU: (as herself) On second thought, `you're' the right one, Kiyone.

> And if you have found any of them did you stop to think about how you will be able to free them from they're >spell locked doors? Hmm?

CROW: What the?!

MIKE: *to Washu* Since when were you a sorceress?

WASHU: *shrugs* Since today, I guess.

> I remember Kiyone's wet naked body running frantically through my dungeon, her hot sexy breasts swaying as >she tried to escape.

BOTS: *Eyes glazing at the screen*

WASHU: *to the bots* Welcome back to the gutter, guys.

> I remember her finding one of the prisoners being attacked by tentacles, and there was NOTHING she could do >about it, hahahahaha!"
>
>"YOU KNEW ABOUT THAT?!" Kiyone screamed.

WASHU: (as herself) That's right! In fact, I know a lot of things you hide! Like how you weren't potty trained until you were eight! And how the bullies would stuff you in a locker everyday! And I even know the first time you saw accidentally saw your parents making out!

MIKE: (as Kiyone, covering ears) SHUT UP! SHUT UP! LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! LALALA!!1

BOTS: *looking at them strangely*

CROW: And you say `we're' weird.

>"Yep, I had the whole thing planned out... You were meant to escape. It would lead to the capture and torture of >Ryouko, and Tenchi."

WASHU: (as herself) Of course, I also anticipated on their stupidity. I "knew" that there was no chance that they would come with Jurai's army or anything like that!

>>Crack!< Kiyone kicked Washu in the mouth.
>
>"Punish me baby, heh,"
>
> Washu enjoyed the pain inflicted upon her. She licked the blood from around her lips lustfully.

BOTS: Do it again! Do it again! Kick her! Kick her!

WASHU: Guys?

BOTS: Yes?
WASHU: Shut up.

>"Besides, do you really think you can find your way out of my dungeon: with all of the deadly traps and endless >caves?

CROW: Caves?

> How do you know I haven't already activated my silent trap alarm? You don't think I built such an extravagant >torture chamber without a backup plan do you? You will all die down here."

WASHU: Well, at least my fic self isn't a "complete" idiot.

>Mihoshi's eyes began to water. She made an attempt not to let the hopelessness and fear in her eye be seen by >Washu.
>
>"It's okay baby. You were great in bed Mihoshi. I loved the way you moaned while I was fucking you; the way >your breasts swayed back and fourth. And after I released my bitch juice

WASHU: Huh?

CROW: *in announcers voice* Bitch juice! Made with the most vile of ingredients! Get some at your local supermarket today!

> all over your face, I loved the way you cried. You were so innocent. So innocent that it was mandatory for me to >take that innocence from you."

MIKE: Your fic self is-

WASHU: A bitch? Yeah, I know. I'm sorry to say it.

>"Shut the fuck up!" Ryouko yelled. "Mihoshi, ignore this bitch, she's lost her mind. This isn't the real Washu."

WASHU: *pointing at the screen* See?! See?! I told you it was a robot!

>But the damage had been done. Mihoshi could not control the tears that poured down her face. Tenchi sat quietly >in the corner of the room, it was still unnoticed that his lifeless body was really lifeless. And the shard of broken >glass he used to slit his wrists with also lay unnoticed.

CROW: So after all that, Tenchi just killed himself?

WASHU: Yeah……I guess……

CROW: Cool! Now all we need are for the rest of these robots to die!

MIKE: No more E2 80 99s!

> They would understand wouldn't they? A Japanese man, stripped of his honor; the most sacred personal, and >justifiable aspect of Japanese dignity. Tenchi had none left, Tenchi had no need to live anymore.

MIKE: I'm normally against Japanese suicide policy, but in this case I'm willing to make an exception.

TOM: Anything to ease our pain!

>"What the fuck are we going to do with her Ryouko? And how the fuck are we gonna get outta here?" Kiyone >yelled expressively.

TOM: Well, they could just kill her, but once again, that's just my opinion.

>Ryouko was speechless. She had no Idea. Washu had made the situation so huge, that the physical strength and >psychological brain power would not be enough to compress the situation.

ALL BUT WASHU: *snickering*

WASHU: That's my daughter you're laughing at!

>"Kiyone, we have to leave the prisoners," Ryouko said. The tone in her voice was one of someone making a plan.
>
>"Leave the prisoners?!"
>
>"Yes, it's the only way. Me, you, Mihoshi and Tenchi have to find a way outta here first. Then once we're free, we >can alert Galaxy Police Headquarters of the matter and let them take care of the rest."

TOM: Hey, they're getting smart again!

>Kiyone was silent.
>
>"Is that okay Kiyone?!"

MIKE: (as Kiyone) I heard you! I was just trying to create a dramatic moment!!

>Kiyone nodded slowly. Washu continued laughing. There was the unsatisfying feeling that she knew something >they didn't. This went beyond Washu's naturally evil sadistic laugh. It seemed more believable.
>
>"Kiyone... Kiyone... Kiyone... You were so good." Washu said in a low sexy voice. "I was so horny while I was >shoving my fake cock inside you. It was funny how your tuff- girl attitude was easily broken while my fat dick >tore through your tight little pussy.

CROW: Um, guys? I'm starting to have a bad image of Oscar.

> I remember how loudly you screamed when the dogs entered you, and how humiliated you were as dog cum >dripped down your chin and out your pussy.

TOM: You're not the only one, Crow.

> MMMMMM..... I remember sitting on your face and grinding my clit against it. When I stuck my tongue down >your throat I could taste my own cum, Hahahahaha!"

WASHU: What the hell?!

MIKE: Washu "is" Gene Simmons!

CROW: Only more disgusting than usual.

>"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" >CRACK<!!!! Kiyone kicked Washu in the mouth so hard it nearly broke her jaw. >This time Washu did not smile.

MIKE: (as Washu) Hey! That hurt! What gives?!

>"Remember that Washu! Always remember how badly it stung when I kicked you in the face!"
>
>Washu moaned slightly in pain. After a few seconds of moaning she started moaning sexually, and then she >laughed sadistically.

MIKE: Okay. Now "that's" the insanely OOC Washu we've come to tolerate and despise.

> She knew in her heart they'd never get out of this dungeon alive. When they all would attempt to leave the >dungeon, Washu would break out of the ropes that she pretended were actually holding her down, escape down the >five second stairway exit which leads out to the Masaki shrine, and get away... Maybe start a new life,

WASHU: A life where I'm not manipulated by bad lemons……

> maybe she'd try and purchase a small planet and build an even bigger torture chamber with prisoners from all over >the galaxy.

WASHU: Never mind.

> After she escaped into the shrine, she would detonate the self destruct option and let the whole gang go up in >smoke.

CROW: That's terrible, yet relieving at the same time.

>"Come on Ryouko, lets go now, there's no use in waiting around here any longer."
>
>But Ryouko couldn't move. She had seen the lifeless body of the man she had finally won over. And now that she >had him, he was already dead... Ryouko fell to her knees.

TOM: Not that he was actually worth it.

>"Ryouko? TENCHI!"
>
>Ryouko had died of a broken heart.

MIKE: *to Washu* Can that really happen?

WASHU: Yeah, although it usually happens to senior citizens.

TOM: Well she "is" over 5000…….

WASHU: Good point.

> The thought of suicide crossed Kiyones mind, But she just couldn't leave Mihoshi with Washu.

MIKE: Not to mention wasting our entire time.

CROW: Even moreso, that is.

> One thing Kiyone was raised into believing was not to take the easy way out. It would be too easy to just leave >Mihoshi and kill herself. It would abandon all the pain and psychological damage to come in the future.

WASHU: Oh……huh? That actually sounds like a "good" thing.

> Washu remained quiet.
>
>"Mihoshi... We'll leave Washu behind to rot in her own dungeon... Lets go..." Kiyone and Mihoshi walked out the >door of the room and looked hopelessly at the dark tunnels lit by torches to which they had no knowledge of >escaping.
>
> Washu broke out of the ropes that bound her.

TOM: Let me get this straight. Tenchi and Ryoko are dead, thus leaving any "real" threats for Washu. She can then go after Kiyone and Mihoshi, re-capture them, and "not" have to move. Yet she's still going to blow up the lab?

MIKE: Yeah. That sums it up.

TOM: Okay. Just making sure.

> She began to rub herself .

TOM: …the "wrong" way!

>"I'd say before I leave it wouldn't hurt to have a little bit of fun.
>Washu crawled over to Tenchi's dead body, which began to grow could. She pulled off his boxers revealing his >dick, and put her lips around it.
>
>>slurp, suck< "Mmmm, I've never sucked on a dead mans penis before., hehehehe."

WASHU: *Feeling ill*

MIKE: O_o. This fic just keeps getting worse and worse.

TOM: *head is smoking*

She put her teeth around the shaft and tore his penis off. She opened Ryouko's mouth and shoved the decapitated dick inside. She then began sliding it in and out of her mouth like a toothbrush.

MIKE: *has now collapsed*

WASHU: *runs for a barf bag*

>"Yeah! Suck on that cock you fucking whore! Hahahahaha!

CROW: Actually, she did.

TOM: Crow!

CROW: What? She did.

TOM: I know, but this is "necrophilia!"

CROW: You're right…… I'm going to short out now. *does so*

>"Washu stood over Ryouko and began to rub herself. "Oooohh Yeahhh!"She released her cum all over Ryouko's >ghostly face. "You always were a whore!"

TOM: Now that wasn't nice! *looks around* Guys! I need you to bear with me through this!

WASHU: *returns* Sorry about that. *quickly reboots Crow* That had to be the sickest scene ever! *wakes up Mike*

>As Washu began to walk down the stairway, she was impressed with herself on how easily this whole plan worked >out. She could now easily justify herself as the greatest Scientific Genius.

WASHU: Don't taint my title!

> But all that did not matter right now. The only thing scientific was the dungeon itself. Washu did feel a slight bit >of remorse for the family she tormented.
>
>"No! There not my family! They were mere subjects, SLAVES!"
>
>...Slaves that provided her with love and compassion. Slaves that accepted her as a member of their family. >Washu's conscience ate at her. How could she do those types of things to the people she cared for.

CROW: Um, what's happening?
WASHU: Apparently, E2 80 99 is having a breakdown.

>"It doesn't matter now! They're all dead or are about to die anyway!"

WASHU: She's now fully operational again, I see.

>She proceeded down the staircase and opened the door to the shrine. At the shrine, a door appeared out of thin air >and Washu stepped out. The cool night air flowed throughout her body and met with her perspiration. There she >saw Ayeka in a see-through nightgown wearing nothing but panties underneath. To the left of her she saw the >young body of Sasami standing on a chair just below the entrance to the shrine with a rope tied around her neck and >to the top of the shrine.

WASHU: (as herself) I knew that she was too stupid to pull it off!

MIKE: Sasami reverted back to normal?

>"Hey there sexy," Said Ayeka seductively.
>
>"Hey baby," Washu replied.
>
>The two met in a passionate lustful kiss, moaning with passion.
>
>"I missed you baby," Washu said in between tongue exchanges.
>
>"I missed you too," said Ayeka.

TOM: The hell?!

WASHU: When did "this" happen?!

TOM: I don't know! *talking fast* In the previous chapter, Ayeka was afraid of Washu. And in the middle chapters, she had no idea where Sasami went, and she also had no idea where Tenchi and Ryoko went, and for some strange reason, she knew about the E2 80 99 robots, and---*head explodes*

CROW: Too……much……confusion!......*shorts out*

WASHU: *quickly repairs them* Normally, I don't mind plot twists. However, this was poorly done.

MIKE: So I was right?

>Washu's nipples rubbed up against Ayekas as the two continued the passionate kiss. It was so taboo.

CROW: Nah. I've seen better.

> Ayeka grabbed Washu's ass and pulled her closer, and Washu's waist rubbed against Ayekas for added friction.

CROW: Okay, now "that's" taboo.

>"Ayeka, I'm glad you didn't start without me,"
>
>Washu walked over to Sasami, whose tear filled eyes knew that it didn't matter whether or not Washu had betrayed >her.
>
>"W-Washu... How could you?" Sasami said mournfully.

WASHU: I thought it didn't matter?
MIKE: Just smile and nod.

>"It was great while it lasted babe. You REALLY know how to eat pussy. But no matter how hard I tried to look >past it, you were still the little bitch that couldn't help herself against her sister."
>
>"I-I don't understand Washu, I thought you loved me..."
>
>"I loved your sex..."
>
>"BUT I LOVED YOU! You meant more to me than sex Washu!"

MIKE: Your own friends and family, however……

>"YOU SEE, this is the kind of shit Im talking about!

ALL: *snickering*

WASHU: My vocabulary has reduced to such a demeaning level.

> Your nothing more than a soft slut. Your sister understands... Me and her are in it just for the SEX! Not for the >love. Ayeka and I had planned this for years! She would start molesting you, you would come to me, I would >pretend to help you and have some fun on the way, and it would all come down to this!"

TOM: Ohh……I still don't get it.

CROW: There seems to be too many plot holes.

MIKE: Don't try and think about it. We need to hang in there!

>"What about the others? Kiyone? Tenchi?"
>
>"They are all either dead or about to die."
>
>"I can't believe this."

TOM: Um, since when did Sasami start caring?

MIKE: What did I just tell you about trying to make sense out of bad fanfiction?

TOM: Sorry.

>"Believe it sis. After its all over, me and Washu are gonna go fulfill our sexual fantasies. But we knew that the >others would get suspicious of our disappearance and try to find us. So that's why we planned this whole thing >out."

CROW: But didn't they already find out?

WASHU: That was why the E2 80 99 robots killed them all.

CROW: Oh. Now "that" makes much more sense.

>Sasami began to cry. She couldn't take all of this in at once.

TOM: She must be trying to figure out the plot.

> Burt there was no other way to take it in.
>
>"Ayeka sweetie," Washu called out. "Why do we have to kill her so soon? Cant we have some fun with her before >we hang her?"
>
>"Well, I was anxious to kill her off but for you we can wait a while I suppose."

WASHU: This isn't going to end well, is it?

>Sasami closed her eyes real tight; squeezing out another tear. She wanted this to be over with already, she wanted >to be hung. Ayeka untied the rope from around Sasami's neck. Washu licked her lips with anticipation.
>
>"It's gonna be fun doing this to a *little* Sasami," Washu said.

WASHU: O_O! I can't believe she said that!

BOTS: Pedophile alert! Pedophile alert!

>"Yeah, your not used to it like I am, Hahaha."
>
>Ayeka lay on her back with her legs wide open. "Come on sis, eat it, hee hee." Washu grabbed Sasami by the hair >and forced her down there.
>
>"Mmmmmm, Oooohhhh, Oooohhhh! Come on baby. Washu pushed Sasamis face in further. Sasami worked her >tongue in and out of Ayeka without resistance. She knew that resistance would lead to more discipline.

CROW: And who would know better than her?

MIKE: Crow!

>"Oh Sasami, your gonna make me cum."
>
>Washu began shoving Sasami's nose in and out of Ayeka, giving her waves of pleasure. Ayeka arched her back >and let her juices coat Sasami's face. Ayeka slapped Sasami.

MIKE: Is all that slapping really necessary?

>"Was I wrong? Or does this girl know how to eat pussy?"
>
>"She sure does." Ayeka replied, still panting.
>
>"Now its my turn," said Washu with a wide grin.
>
>Washu slammed Sasami on her back and erotically started fondling with her small breasts. She twisted the nipples >harshly; not caring of the pain it caused her.
>
>"So little, so sweet..."

WASHU: *whispering to Mike* Can I shut my eyes?

MIKE: Sure.

WASHU: Thanks. *does so*

>Washu put her entire mouth over Sasami's breast and started sucking really hard. She bit into them slowly, causing >little droplets of blood to from around Sasami's breast.

CROW: I'm starting to think that Washu may be related to vampirism.

> Sasami cried out, but this only made washu bite harder. Ayeka laughed at her sisters cries. Washu started kissing >Sasami passionately. It was different than a lecivious kiss.

CROW: A what?

WASHU: I think he meant "lascivious."

CROW: Oh……A what?

WASHU: Never mind.

> It was disgusting; almost as if Washu was trying to suck Sasami's tongue right from her mouth. She then slide >two of her fingers into Sasami's ample privates, sliding them in and out at a moderate speed.
>
>"Something about making a little girl feel pain while I feel pleasure is REALLY turning me on." Said Washu..

WASHU: In short; sick and twisted.

>Ayeka was hornier than ever also. She reached around Washu and stuck her fingers in Sasami along with Washu.. >Sasami was in pain. Washu and Ayeka continued furiously banging at Sasami's clit until signs of swelling >occurred.
>
>"Do you like that? Does it hurt?"

WASHU: Now "there's" an oxymoron if I ever heard one.

BOTS: *snickering*

MIKE: *to the bots* It's not exactly how it sounds.

>Sasami nodded her head slowly with effort. Washu stood up. It was time for her to feel pleasure.
>
>"Get ready to start sucking," said Washu.
>
>She got up, walked over to Sasami's face, and sat down on it.
>
>"Don't let her breath Washu! Make her choke on your cum!"
>
>Washu nodded and pressed down forcefully on Sasami's face.
>

>"That's right bitch, you like the taste of pussy don't you!?"

CROW: Actually, now I'm not quite sure of her answer.

>Washu started making circular motions with her hips, grinding her clit into Sasami. Ayeka stood up as well. She >started messaging her own pussy.

MIKE: Unfortunately, it didn't pay its phone bill.

>"Sasami, I'm gonna piss all over you, hee hee."
>
>Ayeka pissed all over Sasami's body while Washu coercively humped the little girls face. Washu then let out all of >her cum in Sasami's mouth.

WASHU: Wait just a minute! I thought that the urinal canal was closed during sexual activity!

CROW: Washu, has "anything" in this fic made any sense to you?

WASHU: No, I guess not. *shrugs* Never mind.

>"Swallow it bitch!" Yelled Ayeka.
>
>With a hesitant gulp, and movement of her small adams-apple,

BOTS: AAaaaahhh!!!!!

MIKE: Guys! Guys! Calm down! I'm sure it was just another anatomical error!

WASHU: Phew! For a second there, I thought Pearl could've had another thing to add to her list of what makes a bad fic.

> Sasami had swallowed all of Washu's cum. Ayeka continued urinating on Sasami's cold, shivering body.

CROW: Well, at least it's warm now.

WASHU: Crow? Don't make me hurt you.

>"My little clitti's special ya know..." said Washu.

CROW: (as Washu) I call it pretty clitty!

WASHU: *laughing*

> "Watch me stroke it a bit..."

CROW: (as Washu) And you can hear it purr.

>Washu massaged her clit until a huge penis erected from within.

TOM: Aaarrgghhh!!! *head explodes*

CROW: *screams* It's Oscar all over again!!!

>"I bet this would really hurt if I jammed it up your asshole!"

WASHU: Well, DUH!! *quickly fixes Tom*

>"Do it! Do it! Make this bitch scream!" Ayeka encouraged Washu.
>
>Ayeka grabbed her little sister and forced her on her hands and knees.
>
>"Now Sasami, your asshole is going to hurt REALLY bad. I have a big present for you; it's a big, fat cock!"
>
>Ayeka laughed. She forced her sisters head between her legs and Washu spread Sasami's small butt cheeks apart. >She held the tip of it and started making circular motions around the outside of Sasami's cum and urine soaked >pussy. Then she rammed it into her with force.

TOM: *head explodes again*

WASHU: What the hell?! I just fixed you!

MIKE: *too shocked to point out the incorrectness*

>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! >OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Sasami screamed tremendously loud.

WASHU: *covering her ears* HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX TOM WHEN I HAVE MY OWN EARDRUMS TO WORRY ABOUT?!

MIKE: *also covering his ears* I CAN'T HEAR YOU! OH, AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT TOM! THE NANITES WILL FIX HIM!!

>Washu started to ram her humongous cock inside her asshole really fast. Signs of blood were easily spotted. >Faster and harder she went, making sure that the tip of her cock went as far in as it could possibly go.
>
>"Please stop! It HURTS!" Sasami pleaded.
>
>But Washu fucked her even harder and faster, sliding the slimy dick in and out furiously. She laughed as she dd >so. Washu grabbed Sasami's tiny ass and pulled it into her pelvis consistently, fast and hard. Blood was now >leaking out from her swollen pussy and down Washu's massive cock.

CROW: *shorts out*

WASHU: OH NO! NOT HIM TOO!!

MIKE: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

>"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! OHHHHHHHH! PLEASE STOP IT!!!! PLEEAASSEE!!!!OOOOUUUCH, >OUCH, OUCH!!!"

WASHU: *to Mike* I'M GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES! OTHERWISE, WE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT THROUGH THIS!! *does so*

MIKE: *to Washu* I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES! OTHERWISE, WE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT THROUGH THIS!! *does so as well*

>Ayeka was laughing at her little sisters pathetic cries. Washu mercilessly pounded away at Sasami's deflowered >vagina, disabling ANY chance of her having children.

TOM: *head is repaired* Nah, ya think?! *looks around* Good thing I have sensors instead of ears. *looks at Crow* Oh yeah, leave "me" alone to riff this!!

> With three extra powerful pelvic thrusts, Washu pulled out. Sasami's pussy hole was now four inches loose.

TOM: Damn it! *head is smoking* QUICK! PUT IT AWAY!!

>"I'm gonna cum!" screamed washu.
>
>She squeezed Sasami's jaw, forcing her to open her mouth, and she shoved the gigantic cock in her mouth, >shooting endless cups of cum into Sasami's mouth and down her throat.

TOM: *impatiently* So is she dead "now?!"

Ayeka started slapping Sasami around brutally. Sasami was now crying quite loudly. The two of them laughed at her and continued kicking, slapping and abusing Sasami for hours.

"Well sis, it seems that we have had enough fun for one night. Not just one night, but eternity."

MIKE: *uncovers his ears, and opens his eyes* I'm finally glad "that's" over.

WASHU: *ditto* Yeah, me too. *quickly reboots Crow*

CROW: *looking at the screen* Is all that really necessary?

TOM: Finally you all are back! I had to tolerate this thing without you, ya know!

>Sasami just lay there. Her beaten, raped and sodomized body lay still. Endless tears poured down her face. >Washu and Ayeka retied the rope around Sasami's neck and forced her to stand back on the chair.
>
>"This is the moment I've been waiting for," said Ayeka.
>
>"This is pretty sad. After all, she was one helluva sex machine."
>
>"I don't care, I have no regrets other than I wish we could've raped you longer." said Ayeka.
>
>"And if the sun wasn't about to come up we would have." Washu replied.
>
>There was an awkward silence. Tears continued to roll down Sasami's face.

MIKE: Guys? I'm starting to feel sorry for her again.

WASHU: Yeah, me too. After all, she was just a stupid robot.

>"Now one of two things will happen when I kick this chair out from underneath you..." Ayeka said. "Your neck >will break, which would end in a quick painless death. Or, you will remain hanging there and choke; resulting in a >slow and INCREDIBLY painful death.

CROW: *irritated* You said this already! Get on with it!

> Do you have any last words?"
>
>"I love you big Sister..."

TOM: Even after all of that? *shrugs* Well, I guess……um……Mike? This isn't making any sense!

MIKE: I know, Servo. I know.

>Ayeka grinned and kicked the chair from underneath Sasami. Sasami went straight down. But she did not have >the quick and painless death that Washu and Ayeka had both hoped.

TOM: Nor the one that "we" had hoped for.

Instead, her body struggled; her legs kicked and her body squirmed frantically.

"WAIT!!! I CANT LET YOU DO THIS AYEKA!" Yelled washu.

Washu ran over in an attempt to save Sasami from her horrible death. But Ayeka tackled her to the ground.

>"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THIS! I THOUGHT YOU >WANTED TO BE TOGETHER, JUST YOU AND ME DAMMIT!"

WASHU: I don't get it. Why is my fic self caring all of a sudden? *shrugs* I suppose it might be the robot malfunctioning.

>"FUCK YOU!"

ALL: *snickering*

CROW: Oh yeah, "great" comeback.

>Washu struggled to free herself from Ayekas grip but she couldn't.

TOM: So, did Washu lose her chain breaking ability, or……

>Sasami still squirmed in her noose. Her eyes were almost completely covered with red irritation.

CROW: (as Ben Stein) I have some eye drops that'll cure it.

>"I MUST FREE SASAMI, LET GO OF ME!"
>
>"SO THIS IS HOW ITS GONNA BE HUH? YOUR JUST GONNA ABANDON OUR WHOLE PLAN?"
>
>"GET OFF OF ME!"
>
>Ayeka did what she had to do. She couldn't let Washu free Sasami, not after she got this far. She began to strangle >Washu. And for once in her life, Washu was the victim. Ayeka cried as her hands clenched tighter around >Washu's neck. And it was done.
>
>Ayeka had successfully killed both Sasami and Washu.

WASHU: What the hell?! How is that possible?!

MIKE: Despite all the high technology and immortality, the fic Washu falls to a pair of hands.

WASHU: If my fic self was going to die, at least make it a fancy and believable one!

>Ayeka detonated the torture chamber, and walked to her ship. She would return to Jurai where she would forget >her pass and live the rest of her life as the totalitarian ruler of her home planet...
>
> THE END

>

WASHU: What kind of an ending is that?! Everyone but Ayeka dies?! We were "all" supposed to die! What gives?!

CROW: W-we survived this fic?

BOTS: *cheers*

MIKE: Let's go and celebrate.

TOM: And escape!

*so the group exits the theater*

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2 ,1, Bridge]

Washu was typing in her holotop, muttering as she did so. Crow ,Tom, and Mike approached her.

"So, Washu." Started Crow. "So when do we get our chance to escape?"

Washu stopped typing, and turned to face them.

"Unfortunately, your escapes cannot be right now. Observer is using his powers to keep tabs on everything that leaves here."

The bots grumbled, but she continued.

"Fortunately, I found an eventual way out of this. You see, things are going to go haywire in Pearls lab "and" on the satellite when the time comes. After that, the satellite will crash into Earth, allowing you to escape."

At this, the bots cheered.

"Cool!" Said Tom. "So, when are the signs?"

"I triggered them to take effect after two specific movies are introduced. I figured that this would be the most subliminal way to hide them."

"And they are?"

"' Soul Taker and `Danger: Diabolic.' After those two movies, your torture here will come to an end."

The bots cheered again, as did Mike.

"But keep this under wraps, Okay? We wouldn't want Pearl to fix the glitches."

They all agreed, and Washu smiled.

"So," Mike started, "what are you working on?"

"Well, I couldn't stand to see the fic end like that, so I created my own ending. Care to see it?"

They all nodded in excitement.

"Okay then. Watch, and enjoy."

So she downloaded it, and let them watch it.

{[Ayeka detonated the torture chamber, and walked to her ship. She would return to Jurai where she would forget her past and live the rest of her life as the totalitarian ruler of her home planet...

However, just as she was about to enter, Washu sprang back to life. In horror, Ayeka turned around.

"So, thought you could just end it like that, didja?" said the evil sadistic scientist. "This story will end the way "I" end it!" And with that, she produced a remote detonator out of nowhere. She pushed the button, and her ship, along with the Masaki household and shrine, exploded into a pile of chopsticks. "There! Now you're not going anywhere!"

"What?!" Exclaimed a very evil and pissed off royal princess. "Don't think I haven't come prepared!" And with that, she produced a vial from her kimono. "I learned from watching you to always keep my own devices handy!"

Washu was shocked and horrified. "But how?! Where did you get access to my technology?!"

"Simple!" she answered with a wicked grin. "It started with the futons being replaced with four post beds! After I learned how to barter from Noboyuki when he was in prison, I started to devise a plan to exact my revenge!"

"And what revenge would `that' be?!"

"Actually, I haven't the foggiest………but none of that matters now!" Then she opened the vile. "I introduce you to the flesh eating nanomachines! Go! Get her!"

Before the twisted scientist could summon her holo-top, the nanomachines lunged at her, eating her flesh and bones within seconds, leaving no parts left over. Ayeka then laughed the most annoying laugh she could muster.

Unfortunately, the nanomachines found her vile laughter to be utterly annoying. So, while she was still laughing her annoying laugh, they lunged at "her", and ate her flesh and bones within seconds, also leaving no parts left over.

With all of that damage done, the nanomachines went on to eat every living thing on Earth, leaving no survivors. Fortunately, by some plot contrivance, a large meteor crashed into the Earth, decimating it into shards. The only survivor was Ryo-Ohki, who had been away during the time for reasons we will never understand.

Upon discovering that the planet was gone, she went onward to look for Nagi. Perhaps she'll be happier in a different continuity? Let's hope so.]}

The fic finally ended. Mike and the bots cheered wildly, while Washu took a bow.

"That was the best revenge fic I've ever seen!" exclaimed Crow.

"It ranks close to the one `we' wrote about Oscar!" Tom said excitedly.

"But why did you make yourself die?" asked Mike.

"It was for the best." Washu answered. "Like someone tainted with vampirism, my fic self needed destruction. Yes, it was a sad thing, but it was a necessary thing."

"Oh. But why let Ryo-ohki live and the planet die?

Washu shrugged. "I couldn't think of anything better."

"Well, suits us well either way." Said Tom.

With this, everyone agreed.

Suddenly, the mad lights flashed. Mike answered it.

CASTLE FORRESTER

Pearl was now very angry at the sight of everyone being happy, rather than miserable. The scientists each congratulated Washu as they left.

"How could this happen?!" Pearl asked no one in particular. "It was the worst fic I've ever come across! How?!"

S.O.L.

"If you'll excuse me," Washu said, "I must be going now."

She typed in some keys, and was teleported back to her world.

CASTLE FORRESTER

After a few seconds of thinking, Pearl smiled.

"Well, the only logical reason I can think of is two things. One, I'm a failure. And two, Washu somehow cheated."

Bobo can be heard from the screen. "Don't worry, Lawgiver. Failures happen to the best of us. I mean, look at me!"

"Hold on a second." Pearl said as she walked out of the screen to punch Bobo in the jaw. Seconds later, she returned. "There." Then she shouted to Observer. "What's your opinion, ghost-boy?!"

"Washu definitely cheated." Observer said quickly.

"Good." Pearl said while smiling. Then she turned back to Mike. "As for you, watch out! One day, I'll have a fic or movie that'll surely break your minds! And then, then I'll rule the world! Hahahahahaha!!!" Then she normalized. "Well, have a nice day, for now." After that, she ended transmission.

S.O.L.

While they were cleaning things up, Gypsy rushed into the room.

"There's a stranger on the satellite! He goes by the name of James Padilla!"

Everyone quickly went to greet him in the most polite way they could.

"Why did you make such a stupid and pointless fic?!" exclaimed Crow.

"Because of your fic, my head exploded several times! `Several' times!!" shouted Tom.

After Mike calmed the bots down, he then spoke to him.

"So, what brings you on this satellite?"

"Well," he started, "I originally gave a message for Pearl to send you guys. It was a sincere apology about what I written. It was done a long time ago, and I still can't believe I was incapable of good penmanship."

"Well, it's pretty manly for you to come forward like that." Said Mike.

"I'm a much better writer nowadays, though."

"I'm sure you are."

"So, you accept my apology? I personally came here, since I don't think she sent it. For some reason, she seemed to like the idea of it being bad."

Mike shrugged. "Well, that's Pearl for ya. Anyways, we accept your apology."

"Yes, we do." Said Gypsy.

The bots were still silent.

"Um, guys?" said Mike. "Don't we accept his apology?"

"………Well, I suppose." Crow finally said.

"But my head! It exploded!" shouted Tom.

"But it always does during `all' bad fanfiction, not just his." Said Gypsy.

"Oh yeah."

"Besides, Pearl now is very bitter that you guys didn't lose your minds. How much more satisfaction do you need?"

"Well……okay. I guess you `do' have a point." Tom finally said. "Apology accepted."

"Thanks, everyone." Said James. "Well, I better get going now. Bye."

And so he left, and returned home. Mike looked around.

"Well, this was quite an eventful evening."

"Yeah. It really was." Said Crow.

"You bet." Said Tom.

After a moment of silence, Mike spoke up.

"So, who's up for some games?"

They all agreed and talked as they went in the next room.

*Fade to credits*

Well, that's the end of a "very" long series. Even though it was quite a bit of work, and took a long time to complete, it was actually pretty fun to MST a long fic like this. I think I'll take a break from long MST'ings for a while, and just work on ones not more than two chapters of length. But when I'm ready again, I'll be sure to let you know.

I'd like to thank James Padilla once again for allowing me to MST each and every chapter of his work. His writing style really "has" changed over the years.

I also like to thank all of the readers who sent reviews to me. Without them, I might've not had the strength to continue.

Well, for those who want to send compliments, comments, etc., send them to evil_reviewer@hotmail.com

~~~"My little clitti's special ya know..." said Washu.~~~