Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Erotic Torture Chamber MST ❯ Chapter 7 ( Chapter 7 )

Disclaimer: Mystery Science Theater 3000 is the property of Best Brains Inc. Tenchi Muyo/Universe is the property of AIC and Pioneer. The original fic, "The Erotic Torture Chamber" is the property of James Padilla, who has given me permission to mst this.

MST of "The Erotic Torture chamber" Chapter 9

MST # 6.7 (Meganes number :P)

In the not too distant future,

Somewhere in time and space.

Mike Nelson and his robot pals

Are caught in an endless chase.

Pursued by a woman, whose name is Pearl.

Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world.

She put a few things in her purse

And in her rocket ship she hunts them all across the univer-erse!

"I'LL…GET…YOU!!!"

"I'll send them cheesy web posts.

The worst, I can find. (lalala)

He'll have to sit and read them all

While I monitor his mind. (lalala)

Now keep in mind Mike can't control

Where the postings begin or end. (lalala)

He'll have to keep his sanity

With the help of his robot friends.

>>>Robot Roll Call<<<

CAMBOT! "You're on!"

GYPSY! "Oh my stars!"

TOM SERVO! "Check me out!"

CROOOOW! "I'm different!"

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe,

And other science facts. (lalala)

Then repeat to yourself it's just a post,

You should really just relax! For…..

Mystery Science Theater 3000……………

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Bridge]

S.O.L.

Washu was typing on her holotop, while Mike was watching her. Finally wondering what she was doing, he decided to ask.

"So, Washu. What are you typing?"

While still typing, she responded. "I'm trying to find the early source of bad fanfiction. Perhaps if we stop it at its core, none of this can ever take place, which means that "I" will never be portrayed in horrible fics ever again."

Mike smiled at this, but then shook his head.

"I don't think that'll work."

This made her stop typing immediately. She turned around to face him.

"And why is that?"

"Well, I'm no expert at this sort of thing, but won't there just be yet another original author to replace that original author?"

"Hmm………you have a point. It `would' be incredibly complicated, and we might even risk losing our `good' fanbase." Then she smiled. "Oh well. I'll just have to go with plan B."

"Huh? What's plan B?"

"Go to every bad lemon writers house, and clean out their brains."

Mike looked at her strangely. "That idea sounds sorta…….twisted."

"Most likely. I got the idea from Crow." Then she shouted. "Crow! I'm going with plan B!"

This made Crow and Tom, who were holding a giant phone book, rush over. Mike looked at Washu quizzically.

"You see," she began, "I figure that finding them will be easier said than done, so I had your robots generate a phone books. Not just any phone book, but one with many forums and chat room numbers. Sorting them all out by identity will consume a lot of time, though." Then she growled in frustration. "If only there was a faster way to do this!"

Suddenly, the mad lights flashed.

"Speaking of frustration," Mike said, "Pearls calling." So he pushed the button.

CASTLE FORRESTER

Pearl was holding a notepad, while many scientists were in the background, taking notes as she spoke.

"Oh, hello Mike Nilson."

S.O.L.

"I thought it was Nelson." Said Washu.

CASTLE FORRESTER

"It's just an annoying way to say his name." Pearl answered. "So, how goes the little escapade? Are you experiencing a little trauma? A lot of resentment towards the fic? Any ideas of, oh I don't know, trying to track down lemon authors?"

S.O.L.

"Of course not, Pearl. In fact, we feel as fine as ever." Mike said, leaning closer to the camera, giving Washu enough time to hide the phone book. "So, how might we be of service?"

CASTLE FORRESTER

Pearl frowned. "Well, you help by at least `acting' insane! I'm trying to impress some mad geniuses here, and you're not helping any bit!"

Suddenly, Observer came into view.

"Don't worry, madam. According to their readings, their patience is wearing very thin. I guarantee that their minds should be jello by the end of the last chapter."

"Well you better be right, or it's `your' albino behind!" Then she looked at the scientists, who were writing in anticipation at what Observer just said, and smiled once again. She then turned back to Mike. "Well, like I was going to say, your fic, as you know it, will be the ninth chapter of The Erotic Torture chamber." Then she faced Observer. "Send them the fic."

"Right away." Then he used his mind powers to send the fic.

"Good." Said Pearl. "Oh, and Mike? Tell Washu that the future scenes are going to be very displeasing to her. I've decided to let her know, since she deemed my experiments a failure! Well then, choke on this fic, red head! Hahahahaha!" Then her face expression normalized. "Enjoy." After that, she ended transmission.

S.O.L.

Washu just had a cute smile on her face. "I take it someone doesn't like me very much."

Suddenly, the sirens went off.

"We got fic sign!" shouted Mike.

The group rushed into the theater.

[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Theater]

*Everyone takes their seats, with Washu on the left of Tom.*

MIKE: I wonder what Pearl meant by that last remark?

WASHU: I'm sure it was probably more empty threats…..at least, I hope it was.

>____________________________________________________________ ______

>

MIKE: This is the heart rate of those foolish enough to read this fic this far.

>"So Sasami, have you thought about how we're gonna get Ayeka

> yet?" Asked Washu.

TOM: You know, why didn't they just put `her' in the torture chamber from the beginning?

CROW: Come to think of it, what `was' the original plot to this?

MIKE: Well, it's………something.

>"Oh yes Washu. Accept there will be no E2 80 98we'. I mus

>t do this on my own."

TOM: What the?!

WASHU: Is this "E2 80 98" a new character?

CROW: Let's hope he's not as bad as the `normal' characters.

>Washu looked dissapointed and in the same sense proud of Sasami.

>

>"Are you sure you can take this on , on your own?" Said Washu.

MIKE: It was really more of a statement than a question……

>"Geez Washu, what little faith you have in me!!"

MIKE: I would record this as somewhat blasphemous, but I doubt any person of normal sanity is reading it this far.

WASHU: You mean, like us?
MIKE: Not by choice.

>"I'm just not sure ya know, cause Ayeka is a rapist,

WASHU: For those of you who weren't paying attention.

> and I think she has

>what is takes to prevent you from doin anything to her."

CROW: So she has a magical weapon capable of stopping movement?

>"Well, we'll just have to wait and see...."Said Sasa

>mi.

>

>Sasami walked out of the room with a look of anticipation on her face.

>Ryouko laid tied up and worn out from all the beatings and acts of cruelty

>performed on her the previous night.

CROW: And this has relevance to Sasami's revenge, how?

>"Go ahead if you must Sasami, but your missing out... Im about to fu

>ck this

>space pirate like theres no tomorrow."

WASHU: Just hearing myself perform incest is really stomach curdling.

>"Sorry Washu, this is something that I have put off for too long. I

> must do this...."

TOM: Yeah, she should be ready. After all, she's had plenty of practice raping INNOCENT PEOPLE THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

>********

>

>Ayeka lay awake in her room thinking of her diabolical plan to get Tenchi.

>Sasami, in her adult form walked at a fast pace towards the exit of Washus

>lab. The sun was setting. Crickets could be heard from all around.

MIKE: Aw, the crickets decided to make a cameo appearance.

>Sasami's heart began to beat profusely. In some weird way, Sasami still

>viewd her sister as bigger and stronger then her. Sasami knew that Washu >had

>made Sasami capable, but Sasami's natural senses destroyed her abili

>ty to

>think she could take her.

TOM: And let's not forget that "Sasami" no longer had natural senses, because they were ruined by "Sasami"'s sister. Let's not forget that "Sasami" is who we're talking about. I bet "Sasami" would question this fic. Don't you think?

CROW: Sure. That is, if "Sasami" wanted "Sasami" to know about "Sasami"'s secret life.

> As she walked through the house, she remembered

>times when her sister abused her, times of greed and sorrow.

MIKE: You know what the sad thing is? I actually don't feel sorry for her.

TOM: Yeah. Right now, I'm more concerned with our `own' well being.

> For a minute

>Sasami thought she was walking to Ayeka's room to get raped, as was

>her daily

>routine for a long time.

TOM: Once again, was everyone in the house deaf or something?

MIKE: Try not to think about it.

>Anger and determination kicked in, and Sasami got

>that courage back... She knew what had to be done. And she was feeling a

>little horney too.

CROW: Um, Mike? Would this constitute as rape, incest, or stupidity?

MIKE: Yes.

> Sasami stood in front of Ayeka's door way. She hesitated >while thinking of all the shit Ayeka put her through.

CROW: It was very unsanitary.

> Sasami began to

>cry. Tears of anger, tears of fear, tears of revenge

TOM: ……tears of joy, tears of sorrow, yeah yeah! We get the picture!

> all at once. Ayeka

>could hear the sniffling from outside her door and decided to investigate.

CROW: How much time does Ayeka often spend in her room?

WASHU: I never really noticed.

>Ayeka and Sasami both put there hands on the door knob and pulled at the >same

>time. With the force of sasami's pull and the force of Ayeka E2 80

> 99s pull

CROW: Huh?!

WASHU: Now I get it! These aren't the characters at all! They're evil robots!

CROW: But then where are the originals?
WASHU: I don't know, and I don't care.

> the door remained still. Finally, Ayeka pulled a little harder and the >door flew inward and Sasami was yanked forward with her hand still on the >knob.

BOTS: Eww!

MIKE: (as Ayeka) Oops! I guess I pulled a little too hard.

>"What the? Who the? Who are you and I demand you to tell me what you were

>doing spying on me?"

WASHU: (as Sasami) I'm Sasami E2 80 99. How about you?

>Sasami continued to cry.

>

>"Its its, its me Ayeka!" Sasami said while crying.

>

>"Wha- what has happened to you?!"

>

>"I - grew...", said Sasami still sniffling and forgetful of

> what she came down there to do.

>

>"Come here sis, come into my arms,"

TOM: Is it just me, or did Ayeka go through a personality change?

WASHU: It's just you. Sasami became stupider, remember?
TOM: Oh yeah.

>Ayeka spread her arms open to welcome Sasami into a hug. She squeezed her

>tighter then normal, exploring Sasami's new curves and maturity. The two of

>them stood there hugging until Ayeka decided it was best to make her move.

CROW: So, Ayeka has the power to make people weaker and forgetful, or……

>"Why have you been avoiding me Sasami?!" Said Ayeka in a demanding and evil

>voice.

CROW: (as Ayeka) I mean, sure, I raped, beaten, and made you become a raging lunatic, but really! Why would you ever want to avoid me?!

>sasami was scared...She hadn't realized she was in her adult form...

>..

TOM: Yeah, it's perfectly understandable to forget that you're bigger, have a prettier figure, taller, and stronger, but hey! That's just my opinion.

>"Well then, I guess we have a lot of catching up to do then don't we

>Sasami?" Sasami nooded sadly as Ayeka and herself both began to take off

>their clothes.

WASHU: So, who's raping who, again?

MIKE: Ayeka. Or is Sasami? I don't know.

>(Washus Lab)

>

>Washu had everyone tied up against the stone wall of her private torcher

>cell.

WASHU: My fic self is using stone?! She really `has' gotten stupid!

CROW: Forget `that!' Why are you using "torches?!"

> Past victims that Washu tortured and continued torturing also remained

>tied up with ball gags in their mouths.

CROW: Hey, Mike. Do you mind if I start counting irrelevancies?

MIKE: Go right ahead.

CROW: 3!

>"Okay everyone, today we're gonna have a little fun!" said Washu.

>

>The gangs screems and threats remained muffled from the ball gags.

MIKE: (as Washu) Now-now. No need for cheers. Your "jeers" are all I need.

WASHU: *stifling a laugh*

>"I am going to give you all a series of commands," said Wash

>u. "If you

>don't obey them, then you will suffer even more!"

WASHU: (as herself) If you "do" obey them, you'll still suffer, but at least……well………aw screw it! You're doomed either way!

>Washu activated a switch on her crown wich shot tentacles from the wall >where

>Mihoshi was chained up. The tentecles grabbed Mihoshi and tied her to a bed

MIKE: Pretty skillful things, huh.

>in the same room. She was tied so her legs were wide open and her arms teid

>

>over her head in cuffs. She wore nothing but her usual white panties and

>bra.

>

>"Now Tenchi," she said

>

>Tenchi was sweating, and trembeling.

CROW: If Washu made him wear what Mihoshi's wearing, he might come out of the closet.

> He knew she was gonna make him do

>something sooner or later. Ryouko screemed with anger.

CROW: 4!

TOM: (as Ryoko) Yep! Just wanted to get that out of my system!

>"I'm gonna release you now...Can I be sure your not gonna try anything

>funny?" She said in a sadistic sexy voice.

MIKE: Well, asides from summoning his Jurai sword and slicing Washu vertically, I can't think of much.

>Tenchi nooded his head while trembling. He wore nothing but boxers stained

>from Sasami's cum, and an undershirt ripped from Washu.

WASHU: But then how is that nothing?

> Washu wore her usual

>Bright red leather panties and red bra set with her high heel boots and

>crown. The same female domination tattoo was on her left ass cheeck.

WASHU: My left what?

BOTS: *shrugs*

> Washu let Tenchi free personally instead of having her machine do it.

CROW: I knew Tenchi was a wimp, but for Washu to just trustfully do that? She doesn't really think much of him.

MIKE: Then again, no one ever did.

CROW: True.

> She ripped off the chains with her bare hands and grabbed Tenchi.

TOM: *to Washu* You're pretty strong, aren't you?

WASHU: *surprised* Apparently so.

> She put her hand down his pants and grabbed his dick. Tenchis

>screems were muffled from the gag. She pulled him over to where Mihoshi lay

> crying by his dick and

MIKE: *winces*

CROW: That's gotta hurt.

> pushed him on top of Mihoshi's body.

>

>"Hahahahaha!!! now Tenchi, I want you to follow and obey my every command,

>okay?" She said in that same evil voice.

WASHU: (as herself) And don't forget to say `Simon says!'

>Tenchi remained silent. Washu picked up her wip and slashed him across the

>back.

>

>"MMMMUUUNMNNMNMNMMM!!!!!" Tenchi screemed but was still bloc

>ked by the gag.

>

>"OKAY?!!!" she said with warning in her voice.

>

>Tenchi nooded his head.

CROW: Now that's what I call pu-

MIKE: Crow, no!

>>SLASH!!<

TOM: So she decided to claw him?

>She wipped him again and he continued screeming.

>

>"Its YES MASTER WASHU, GOT IT!!!?"

>

>"Ye, yes m, master W, washu."

WASHU: But I thought he had a ball gag on.

MIKE: Smile and nod.

>"Thats better. Now what I want you to do first is take this knife and cut >her bra and panties off."

>

>Washu threw him the knife. Tenchi

CROW:……took the knife, jumped on Washu, and stabbed her brains out.

WASHU: I don't know whether to agree or hit you.

> hesitated until Washu picked up the wip

>again. Kiyone and Ryouko were still trying to yell. Tenchi cut the bra and

>

>panties strap and looked away. He wanted to respect Mihoshi and not look at

>

>her naked body. Washu laughed devilishly.

>

>"Now, put your hand on her breasts..." she said.

CROW: Okay.

WASHU: Not you!

>Tenchi refused.

>

>>SLASH!~<

>

>Tenchi screemed some more.

MIKE: That's understandable, seeing as how he's just been clawed twice.

>"The more you fight tenchi, the more you suffer..."

WASHU: (as herself) And the less you fight yourself, the more you will suffer.

>Tenchi sighed and put his hands on both her tits. Mihoshi kept crying.

>

>"Now, put one of your fists inside her pussy.."

WASHU: O_o!? My fic self is twisted.

>Tenchi looked at Washu as she held up the wip once more.

>he slowly put his hand in that area, and slid it in...

CROW: Damn, what a wimp! The least he could is make an attempt at `looking' brave.

>"MMUNNNUN MMMMMNNMN" Mihoshi's screems were also muf

>fled by her gag.

>

>Tears formed in Mihoshi's eyes as well as Tenchi's. He was

>about to pull it out but Washu held the wip up.

CROW: Please, Mike! Let me say it!

MIKE: *sighs* Fine.

CROW: Now `that's' what I call pussy whipped! *sighs* There, I feel better now.

>"Now Tenchi... slid your hand in and out of her pussy really fast untill I >say stop."

>

>Ryouko and Kiyone could both not believe that Tenchi was doing these things

>without a fight.

MIKE: We couldn't either, but then we realized who this was, and just moved on.

> He's such a pussy Ryouko thought.

CROW: That, and he's whipped by one.

> They both could not

>understand why he wasn't willing to feel pain and be tough instead of

>violating Mihoshi and letting Washu win.

TOM: (as Tenchi) I don't like pain. It hurts!

WASHU: *laughing at the remark*

> They both were mad at Tenchi for crying about it.

MIKE: Tenchi just dropped a new low score for all the alpha males out there.

> Washu laughed some more.

WASHU: She couldn't believe how stupid everyone was.

> Mihoshi squeeled with pain as

>Tenchi kept sliding his fist in and out of her.

WASHU: "Sqeeled?"

MIKE: Well it wouldn't make sense if she "squealed" in pain.

WASHU: This is true.

> 5 minutes past and Washu finally told him to stop.

>

>"Ok Tenchi, now I want you to stick your tounge inside her pussy.

>" Said Washu.

>Tenchi Glanced at Ryouko, who gave him a look of shame. Washu laughed some

>more. Tenchi slowly and shamefully lowered his head towards Mihoshi E2 80

> 99s opening.

WASHU: *sighs in relief* I knew it! I just `couldn't' have become so evil and stupid!

TOM: E2 80 99 strikes again!

> Mihoshi Squeeled and cried some more. Tenchi put his mouth over

>the opening and inserted his tounge. Mihoshi moaned. It wasn't a

>pleasurable moan but a moan of sadness and a moan of no hope.

MIKE: Well, the only IC scene around here is the pain……to a certain extent.

>Tenchi and Mihoshi will never look at each other in the same way >again...That is if they make it out of here alive.

CROW: This is also assuming that Tenchi isn't killed for his wussyness.

> Washu walked behind Tenchi as he went down on Mihoshi.

>

>"Tenchi, suck her good baby... Suck her like you've never SUCKED BEFORE!! >AHAHAHAHAHA!"

>

>Washu pushed Tenchi's head into Mihoshi. Mihoshi creid some more.

>Much time had passed. In fact, 20 minutes had passed. Ryouko looked at the >ropes wich bound her. They were the same ropes she used to tie Kiyone up >when the dogs attacked her.

CROW: 5!

TOM: And this means `what' to us?

> Something about these ropes had a flaw in the engineering. As

>does most of Washu's inventions.

WASHU: Hey!

> The ropes were designed to hold the

>strongest and most powerful of creatures, perfect for Ryouko.

TOM: So how did Kiyone break out of them?

> But the ropes had a slippery coating that could come loosen a knot if the >struggle was strong enough.

TOM: Oh, now I get it! That slippery coating was Kiyones blood!

CROW: Finally! Something makes sense!
MIKE: Not exactly. The fic Washu didn't wash the ropes, which meant she is highly unsanitary.

CROW: Yeah, you're right! In fact, we never saw her bathe!
ALL: Eww!

> Ryouko felt the ropes begin to loosen slightly. Washu, with

>

>her back turned could not see this action take place. Ryouko wiggled the

>ropes a little more and Kiyone watched, not saying a word.

>

>"Are you guys enjoying this?" Washu said looking back at Ryouko and Kiyone.

>

>At that moment when Washu looked back, Ryouko immediatly stopped figiting

>with the ropes. Luckily Washu didn't notice anything...

CROW:……being as stupid as she's become……

WASHU: Sadly, I have to agree.

> So Ryouko continued.

>

>

>>Just a little bit more< she thought.

>

>>there!< Ryouko thought.

CROW: Now I'm free! Ryoko thought.

TOM: Now to escape! Ryoko thought.

>She had successfully wiggled free of the ropes. All that was left now was a

>

>plan. She decided that she would hold the ropes in the position that made

>her look as though she was still tied up.

>

>Washu now had Mihoshi sucking Tenchi's dick while Tenchi made noises

> of discomfort.

>

>(Ayekas room)

>A grown Sasami sat tied up in the corner of Ayekas bed with cum all over her

>face.

CROW: Well now. It looks like Sasami is getting a taste of her own medicine.

MIKE: But `she' was the victim in the beginning, remember?
CROW: Yeah, but now she's……um……maybe they should `both' just die.

MIKE: Now that's more like it.

>"How was that little sis? Hahahaha!!!" said a sadistic Ayeka.

>

>Sasami had no reply...

WASHU: She had completely forgotten why she came here, and why she did the things that she did.

> she sat there motionless with a single tear falling

>from her face. Ayeka slapped her across the face. Ayeka shoved her foot in

>

>Sasamis mouth.

>

>"Here's something you can suck on before im horney enough again for you to

>suck my pussy..."

MIKE: I would be disgusted, but the torture chamber scenes already desensitized me.

>Sasami didn't argue, she sucked on her sisters toe as if it were her own.

CROW: So she normally sucks her own toes?

WASHU: I see Sasami E2 80 99s personality is that of an infant.

>"Thats always been a fantasy of mine... Having someone suck on my toe makes

>me feel like the princess that I am."

TOM: *irritated* Okay! Now the fics just deliberately getting stupid!

>Ayeka grabbed her sister to examine her body. She spread her sisters leggs

>open to look at her clit. Ayeka began to get jealous. She grabbed Sasamis

>thighs, wich were thiner and apparently sexier then Ayekas (although it was

>all in her head).

CROW: You know, this fic is much more tolerable now that we've found out they were just robots in disguise.

> She put her sister on her back. She grabbed her tits,

>wich were bigger and rounder then Ayekas. Ayeka put her hands around

>Sasami's waist, wich was smaller then Ayekas as well. Ayeka began to get

>furious.

>

>"IS this what you are going to look like when your my age?"

>she asked.

TOM: I thought this was Tenchi Muyo.

MIKE: I thought it was.

TOM: So why wouldn't Ayeka already know?

MIKE: *shrugs*

>Sasami nodded.

>

>"HOW COULD THE GODS OF JURAI DO THIS TO ME? THEY MADE MY SISTER....

>.MY SISTER PRE.....PRETTIER THEN ME!!!!!!!!???????"

CROW: I take it the `gods' of Jurai are on vacation, what with people like Ayeka and Washu E2 80 99s running about.

>Sasami knew something was headed for her. Yet she didn't care to put up a

>fight.

TOM: So where did all this evil and revenge go?

MIKE: It left with the lab?

> Ayeka looked at Sasami's ass. Round and perfectly shaped. And

>finally, Ayeka ran her fingers through sasamis hair.... which to her >illusion was finer and silkier then her own. Ayeka slapped her sister...

>

>"How dare you be prettier then me!!!" she yelled.

WASHU: (as Ayeka) How dare you not have any control of your own genetic makeup!

> E2 80 9CYou are going to die!

WASHU: Now I understand. The Sasami that was in the torture chamber was model number E2 80 99. "This" Sasami is model number E2 80 9C!

MIKE: *shrugs* Makes sense to me.

>for this."

TOM: For this what?

>Ayeka went for her horse tranquilizers she kept in her droor. She held the

>needle up to Sasami's neck. Sasami cried.

>

>"NO! this will kill you too quick... You need to suffer... E2 80

> 9D

TOM: *head is smoking* Too……many……changes!

WASHU: Talk about a quick upgrade.

>Ayeka began to get horney again.

>"I will kill you later... as for now..."

>Ayeka grabbed her dildo, ( the same one she used in chapter 1).

CROW: For those of you who still care.

> And began to rape Sasami with it. Ayeka finally pulled out and let her >cum out on Sasami.

>

>"Now litttle sis... its time to die."

TOM: Finally! We're actually getting some relief from this fic!

>(Washu's lab)

>

>Ryouko figured out a way to get Washu. Ryouko started singing softly....

>

>"What the fuck are you blabering about?" Asked Washu angrily

>...

>

>Ryouko continued to sing softly while making eye contact with Washu...

>

>"If you dont tell me what the FUCK your doing I will...."

>

>Washu was interupted as Ryouko continued to sing, except a little louder.

>

>"What are you saying?" Washu said as she came closer to Ryouko to hear what

>she was singing.

>

>>Just a little bit more< Ryouko thought.

>

>Washu came closer, about 2 feet from where Ryouko was standing tied up.

>

>Ryouko now sang even softer... so soft that you could barely hear anything >at

>all. Washu put her ear right next to Ryouo's mouth, not sucpecting

>at all that Ryouko wasn't tied up. Washu wouldn't dare get that close to >Ryouko unless she was sure Ryouko was in confinement.

MIKE: Or unless her brain cells diminished.

WASHU: I have a bad feeling, and yet a good feeling, about this.

>Ryouko pretended that something was going on behind Washu where Tenchi was

>now forced to drink Mihoshis urine.

MIKE & WASHU: *feeling ill*

> Washu looked behind her to double check what was going on.

>

><WHOOOOOSHHH!!!!>

CROW: The automatic door flew right through her!

>Ryouko pulled the ropes off her and tied them around Washu. She rushed over

>to where Kiyone was tied up and freed her as well.

>

>"YOU, YOU BITCH!!!" screemed Washu.

>

>Ryouko and Kiyone laughed.

MIKE: They found it funny how Washu was so stupid.

WASHU: That's not me! That's E2 80 99! I would never do any of those things!

>"Well Washu, how does it feel to be tied up? huh, answer us! or we

>'ll rape you!!!!"said Ryouko.

>

>The two of them laughed.

BOTS: (as Ryoko and Kiyone) Are we kidding? Can you tell?

>"We would never do that Washu... we're not like you! E2 80

> 9D Said Kiyone.

WASHU: (as herself) I'm E2 80 99! Get it right!

>Ryouko went and untied Tenchi and Mihoshi. Neither of them said a word.

>They were both too ashamed to speak.

>

>"What do you think we should do with her? huh Kiyone?" Asked

> Ryouko.

>

>"Well, eventually we'll have to turn her over to Galaxy police headquarters,

>but that doesn't mean we can't get a little bit of sweet revenge first..."

>

>Ryouko smiled. Mihoshi managed a half smile, and Tenchi remained quiet with

>

>his head down and tears in his eyes.

CROW: It serves the wimp right.

>"I know just the way to get revenge too...." Said Kiyone as

> she looked at the dog room that was just next door...

WASHU: *has her hands on her face* Oh no. Here it comes……not that my evil robot didn't deserve it.

>(Ayekas room)

>

>Sasami had given up hope. She knew she was going to die. Ayeka wrapped a

>rope around Sasamis neck. She was going to hang her. It was 2 AM in the

>morning and Both Tenchis Grandfather and Father were long asleep.

CROW: Hey! Noboyuki's out of jail!

>"I'm going to hang you over the Tenchi shrine." Said Ayeka.

ALL: *snickering*

>Ayeka put on a pair of pink panties and an Anime shirt that Tenchi gave her

>a long time ago.

CROW: 6!

ALL: *snickering again*

> She led her sister out of the house and up the hill to the

>shrine by the rope tied around her sister. The night air was cold. The

>ground was wet with dew from the moister in the air. She brought a chair >out as well.

>

>Ayeka stood on the chair and tied a strong knot around the top of the >shrine.

>

>

>"Now little sister, stand on the chair!" Ayeka demanded.

>

>Without hesitation, her sister stood on the chair and looked into Ayekas

>eyes. Ayeka tied the other end of the rope around Sasami's neck.

WASHU: I'm not even going to ask why she's so willing to die.

MIKE: If you found out you were being manipulated by a bad lemon, wouldn't you want to die too?

WASHU: True. I never thought about it like that.

>"Sasami, when I kick the chair from underneath you... your neck will

> either break, in which case you'll die instantly, or you will choke to >death, in with case, I get the privilage of watching you suffer before you >die. E2 80 9D

MIKE: I take that E2 80 99 has something against upgraded robots.

>Sasami looked at her sister lovingly.

TOM: She was finally getting out of this lemon.

>"Any last words before you die Sasami?"

WASHU: (as Sasami) Get out of this lemon, quick! Before it's too late for you, just as it was for me!

>Sasami continued to look at Ayeka with happiness in her eyes. Sasami replied

> three words to Ayeka...

CROW: (as Sasami) E2 80 99!

>"I love you....." Said Sasami.

TOM: I know Sasami is forgiving and all, but why the whole lab incident?

WASHU: *trying to think about it, but hurts her head* Ow! Never in my life have I been so stumped!

>____________________________________________________________ ______

>

BOTS: Yay! It's over!

>This fic is not over!!!!!!!!!

BOTS: Damn! It's not over!

> So please don't panick!!!!

TOM: Well we weren't! That is, until you said it "wasn't" over!

> I am proud to say that I have recieved over 1,000 fan mails from you >guy's...

MIKE: (as author)……More than half of them from people I knew.

WASHU: And the other half?

MIKE: Copies of the first half, but that's another story.

> Thankyou for your support. With out you guys I would be no where...

WASHU: *writing on notepad* Get rid of lemon fanbase……

> I am the head of this new organization that has just started called the >JAMES PADILLA LEMON WRITTERS ASSOCIATION...(JPLWA).

ALL: AAAHH!!! There's more of them!!

> This was an I dea of mine to gather up the

>most talented lemon writters from all around and help new ones who still

>desire to be in my club....

CROW: Unfortunately, 80% of the members couldn't write for squat.

> If you are interested then read the part below...

>

>Hello to all, Lemon authors, soon to be lemon authors, and potential lemon

>authors. This is the breakthrough of a lifetime!

BOTS: *snickering*

MIKE: Sounds like SPAM.

> The first organization of talented authors to ever meet the TMFFA. It is >called the James Padilla Lemon Writers Association (JPLWA). If you think >you have talent or potential, then this is perfect for you. This is a great >way to get new and soon to be authors to get their name recognized and get >publicity.

MIKE: (as author) And by publicity, we mean in angry mob form.

CROW: (as author) Join now, and with your paid order, you'll get an E2 80 99 robot of your very own, absolutely free!

> If you are already an author that has been around for a while, then join >this organization for the sake of wanting to unite talented lemon authors >from all over the world!

WASHU: (as author) As you know, there are safety in numbers, and you need all the safety you can get!

>If you havent written a lemon fanfic, or are going to in the future, then I

>or other authors I recomend personally, will help you make it successful and

> flourishing.

TOM: (as author) However, should strange guys approach your doorstep asking for money, we're not responsible for what happens if you don't cough up the dough.

> As this organization becomes famous, you will also become famous.

CROW: And by "famous", he really means "infamous."

>Its more then simple to join. Just E-mail me at Santaclaws975836@aol.com.

MIKE: So what happened to all the other 975,835 Santaclaws'?

>I Know that you all have many questions,

TOM: Yeah, we do! Like "why were Washu and Sasami wanting to have sex with a spaceship?" and "What made Washu angry enough with everyone to even build a torture chamber?" and finally, "Where was Noboyuki and Ryo-ohki this whole time?"

> so please E-mail me if you are not sure or have questions about this.... >Members get a special pic as a joining gift...

CROW: We have `yet' too see this `special pic.'

>This is NOT the last fic in the series.... The last fic will be chapter 10.

WASHU: We know, unfortunately.

>I also have a new Lemon series that is coming out soon called SNOW. If you

>thought ETC was good, then wait'll you read this...

MIKE: Somehow, that's not very enticing…

WASHU: I read it after watching chapter 8 of this tripe. Why couldn't we be watching `that' instead?! At least I'm the heroine in that one!

>Tell me what you think about this series so far....

WASHU: We'd love to, but it would take up too much time.

MIKE: Thus ends the ninth chapter.

BOTS: Yay!

*So the group exits the theater*

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Bridge]

S.O.L.

Mike was shaking his head, trying to make sense out of what he just saw. While he was thinking, he saw Crow trying to dig a hole in the satellite. Seeing this, he quickly picked him up.

"Crow! You already tried this! Don't you remember?"

"I am not Crow." It said. "I am E2 80 99."

"Yeah, right. Like you expect me to believe---" He was cut short by another Crow fighting with 2 Tom Servos. He quickly put down the Crow he was holding.

"Crow? Tom? Tom?"

"I am not Crow?" Crow said. "I am E2 80 98."

"And I am not Tom." Said Tom 1. "I am E2 80 91."

"And I am E2 80 94."

Mike quickly went to find Washu, and quickly jumped back at the barrage of Tom's and Crows within the lab. Mike then swam across them to get to Washu, who was also swimming to higher grounds.

"What's going on, Washu?" Asked Mike.

"Never in all my years as a scientist have I `ever' seen a cloning process go so wrong!"

"Huh? You mean you cloned these?!"

Suddenly, Tom and Crow came out of the crowds of robots, and found room next to where they were sitting.

"Actually, we made them." Said Crow.

"Crow? Is that you?" asked Mike

"Of course it is, Mike. Who else would it be?"

Mike looked around, indicating that he had to be more specific.

"Oh, right."

"Well?" asked Washu. "How did this happen?"

"I'll tell them." Said Tom. "We thought we'd take yet `another' pointer from the fic, and make clones of ourselves. That way, we can take breaks during movie time."

"However," Crow continued, "one cloning process went to another, and before we knew it, we just became addicted to cloning." Then he said to Crow. "I'm gonna go clone some more." Then he left.

Washu was rubbing her temples. This was going to be a very big mess to clean up. Suddenly, the mad lights flashed. Mike answered it.

CASTLE FORRESTER

Pearl could barely see what was going on.

"Um, Nelstall? Why can't I see you?"

S.O.L.

So Mike explained everything the best that he could.

CASTLE FORRESTER

"I see. Well, fortunately, I can help you with your dilemma."

S.O.L.

Washu quickly interrupted.

"We don't need your help! I'm Washu, the greatest scientific genius in the universe! My brain capacity makes yours look like a gnat!"

CASTLE FORRESTER

Pearl just grinned wickedly. "Oh, well in that case, I guess you won't need my help." Then she told Mike; "See you on the final chapter." After that, she ended transmission.

S.O.L.

Mike turned to Washu.

"Why did you do that?"

"To accept help from her means utter humiliation that I can't stand to submit to."

"Oh. In that case, how are we supposed to fix this?!"

"All we need to do is find the reverse invention. It should be somewhere under all these clones."

Tom's voice could be heard over the distance.

"Hey, Crow! There's now more of me!"

Crow's voice could also be heard.

"Cool! Let me go next!"

So without hesitation, Washu and Mike quickly started diving for the invention as fast as they could.

End of this chapter.

Well, one more chapter to go. Thank you everyone who has reviewed, and thank you James for your permission.

Remember, my email address is evil_reviewer@hotmail.com

See ya then!

~~ E2 80 9CYou are going to die!~~