Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Erotic Torture Chamber MST ❯ Chapter 6 ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: Mystery Science theater is the property of Best Brains Inc. Tenchi Muyo/Universe is the property of AIC and Pioneer. The original fic, "The erotic torture chamber" is the property of James Padilla, who has given me permission to MST this.

I'd like to thank everyone for being very patient regarding the slow update. The troubles of real life have been a real burden, thus greatly slowing me down. With that said, on with the mst.

MST of "The Erotic Torture Chamber"

MST 6.6

In the not too distant future

Somewhere in time and space.

Mike Nelson and his robot pals

Are caught in an endless chase.

Pursued by a woman, whose name is Pearl.

Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world.

She put a few things in her purse

And in her rocket ship she hunts them all across the univer-erse!

"I'LL……..GET………YOU!!!!!!"

"I'll send them cheesy web posts.

The worst, I can find. {lalala}

He'll have to sit and view them all

While I monitor his mind." {lalala}

Now keep in mind Mike can't control

Where the posting begin or end. {lalala}

He'll try to keep his sanity

With the help of his robot friends.

>>>Robot Roll Call<<<

CAMBOT!: You're on!

GYPSY!: Oh my stars!

TOM SERVO!: Check me out!

CROOOOW!: I'm different!

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe,

And other science facts. {lalala}

Then repeat to yourself it's just a post,

You should really just relax!

For Mystery Science Theater 3000…………………..

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Bridge]

Mike, Tom, and Crow were busy setting things up for their annual `custom design the satellite' routine. Mike was re-arranging the furniture, Tom was putting in new carpet, and Crow was painting the walls. Unfortunately, it wasn't going so well.

"Mike! Move that stuff!" complained Tom. "How can I put in new carpet when the furniture is still in the way?"

"Well I would, but then that would stop Crow from painting the walls."

"Don't look at me!" Crow chimed in. "He's also getting in my way!"

Mike thought for a second, then answered. "Um, guys? Perhaps we should do this, you know, one at a time?"

The bots looked at each other, then responded. "Sure. That'll work."

"Good. I'll go first."

"Wait a minute!" exclaimed Tom. "Why do `you' get to go first?! I still need to put in carpet!"

"Well you see, it's because….." but Crow interrupted him.

"My walls are more important than your floors! I should go first!"

"But guys……."

"Bite me, netboy!"

"Same to you, bubble dome!"

Mike then turned towards Cambot. "Hi, and welcome to the satellite of love. We're doing our annual furnishings, but it looks like we've hit a bit of a snag. Fortunately, something miraculous will happen, as it always does, and everything will fix itself."

Then the mad lights flashed.

"Oh, and speaking of the same things happening, Pearls calling." So he pushed the button.

CASTLE FORRESTER

Pearl was looking at Mike, and behind her, were several other people in chairs, taking notes.

"Hello, Nelson. And welcome to my annual `mad scientists taking notes event.' It's every year when my club of mad scientists witness the punishing of their subjects, all the while learning how they can master their own methods."

S.O.L.

"Well, uh, I don't know what to say, Pearl. Congratulations?"

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Very cute, Nelstone. Now if you don't mind, you need to be on your most insane behavior when the experiment starts."

Suddenly, one of the scientists raises his hand.

"Yes? Do you have a question?"

"Yes." Then he stood up. "I've heard that you've found an experiment that will definitely drive your subjects to total insanity, am I correct?"

"Yes you are. In fact, that's what you'll be seeing today."

Then he sat down. After that, another scientist raised his hand.

"Yes? What is it?"

"This experiment…….will it guarantee to make them lose their minds?"

"Well, science never guarantees anything, but sure. I'm pretty confident in this particular experiment. I've even given it a test run."

Now everyone was giving oohs, aahs, and other impressive sounding noises. However, one scientist raised her hand.

"Yes? What is it?"

"Actually, I'm still very skeptical of your experiment working. In fact, I'll bet whatever sanity I have left it'll be a complete failure."

This made Pearl growl. Bobo laughed, but was punched in the gut. "So tell me. Why do you think that it will be unsuccessful?"

"I don't think so. I know so."

"Really……and just who do you think you are to be able to criticize my work?"

"My name is Washu Hakubi, but you can call me lil Washu."

Pearl sighed, and turned towards Observer. "Hey chalky. I don't remember inviting her."

"She seems to have been here of her own free will, madam."

Pearl thought about the dilemma for a moment, but then grinned evilly.

"Washu? Are you so confident in my projects failure that you'll undergo it with Mike and the bots?"

Washu thought about this for a moment, and then responded. "Sure. Like I said before, it's a guaranteed failure."

Then Pearl faced Mike. "Well then. You have your special guest. Also, your horrible fic for today is chapter 8 of `The Erotic Torture Chamber."

This made everyone quickly take notes.

"Brain guy, send up the guest."

"Right away, madam." Then he used his mind powers to teleport Washu to the satellite.

"Good. Now send them the fic."

And he did. After that, Pearl ended transmission.

S.O.L.

After everyone introduced themselves, (as if Washu needed introduction), the sirens went off.

"Move sign!" shouted Mike as everyone rushed to the theater.

[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Theater]

*Mike and everyone takes their seats, with Washu next to Tom.*

MIKE: Brace yourself, Washu.

WASHU: I'm aware of how horrible it is. After all, Ryoko, Mihoshi, Kiyone, and Ayeka told me how horrible fics like these are.

MIKE: So why did you volunteer?

WASHU: To help you guys out. They said that I would be able to free you guys eventually.

MIKE: *excitedly* You can?!

WASHU: Yep. But first we need to make sure this fic goes down permanently. I've heard that I've been made into an awful person here.

CROW: You don't know the half of it.

WASHU: Shh! It's starting.

>(6:32, Washu and Sasami's room.)

>

>"Mihoshi......."

>"Mihoshi, are you awake?", Kiyone whispered across the bed to Mihoshi,

>who lay awake also.

>"Yes Kiyone, I am awake" she whispered back.

>"We got to find a way to get out of here dammit!" Kiyone whispered to

>her in her yelling whisper voice.

TOM: Her yelling whisper what?

WASHU: Why are they still there if my fic self was actually stupid enough to fall asleep in front of them?

>"You to aren't going anywhere, hehehehehehe", said Sasami.

>Sasami grabbed Kiyone's waist and pulled her close to her. She began to

>rub Kiyone's pussy. Kiyone and Mihoshi have learned by now that they cannot

>fight against Washu and Sasami, no matter how much police training they've

>had.

CROW: Oh. Now it makes sense! They didn't escape or break their necks while they were sleeping because……um……

> Sasami began to kiss Kiyone. Cum stains were all over the bed.

MIKE: And we needed to know this because………

>Mihoshi was still silent, she was too afraid to speak a word.

>"Can me and Mihoshi at least have a shower?" asked Kiyone.

WASHU: That sounds reasonable………I can't believe I just said that.

>"What's a matter, you don't like me and Washu's dried cum all over

>you?"

WASHU: Now there's an image I could've gone without.

>"NO I DON"T YOU SICK FUCK!!!!!!" yelled Kiyone.

TOM: Yeah! That's telling her!

WASHU: Yeah! That's telling me………*sighs* I lose either way, don't I?

>SMACK!!!!!<

BOTS: *singing the tune to the 70's Batman show*

>"DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING TRAMP!

>Just for that, you have to drink my cum..."

CROW: (as Kiyone) So what else is new?

Washu: *slightly laughing at that statement*

>"Please no! anything but that!" begged Kiyone.

CROW: *shaking his head* I dunno. I can't just imagine Kiyone stooping down to such a level.

>"Well you do want a bath don't you?"

>Kiyone nodded slightly......

>"okay, you can have a cum bath, hehehehehehehehehehehe!"

TOM: Um, was that a joke? `Cause if so, I'm still waiting for the punch-line.

>Washu has set up this system where all the prisoner's in her chamber have

>To put there private's in, or on this machine. The machine suck's you dry

>Of all the cum you have and tranfer's it to a large tub......The tub has >been collecting for a long time and is completely full.

MIKE: *feeling ill* I'm not feeling so well all of a sudden.

CROW: Um, Washu? Where's the logic in building something like that?

WASHU: I'll let you know the minute I no longer have to hold back my own bile.

>"come on Kiyone, you might find it to be quite relaxing."

TOM: Sure, if you're a testicle.

>Sasami forced KIyone to the room where the tub was....

>"This should be a riot!" she said.

MIKE: Which was unfortunate for Sasami, as she was their first victim.

>She then forced Kiyone into the thick warm batch of cum.

MIKE: *runs for a barf bag*

WASHU: *follows*

CROW: I'd vomit too, if I could.

TOM: Why's that?

CROW: Think about it.

TOM: *does so* Agh! *head is smoking*

CROW: Told you.

>(Ayeka's Room)

>"I am sooooo damn horney.....ther'e no Sasami around anymore..

CROW: (as Ayeka) So Tenchi will just have to do.

>.she keep's avoiding me and seeks refudge in Washu's lab.

MIKE: (as Ayeka) Now why in the world would she ever do that?

> That damn bitch Washu!

WASHU: Hey!

>Tenchi would never have sex with me if I asked him

CROW: (as Ayeka) All I asked was that he dress up in a schoolgirls uniform and I dress up as an animal.

>....Maybe I should rape him as I

>do Sasami...

MIKE: I don't know about that. You would need his organs and vice versa.

>.That would never work because he'd tell that space

>whore!!!!Unless........"

TOM: (as Ayeka) I pay Ryoko to look the other way. If that fails, there's always a threesome.

>Ayeka realized the horse tranquilizer's she had in her droor.

TOM: Oh, now I under--huh?!

Washu: *To Mike* Are fanfics normally this stupid?

MIKE: Last time I checked.

>"If I only gave him a small dose of it, it won't be enough to kill him

>but

>it will knock him out long enough to let me do what I need to do....."

WASHU: (as Ayeka) All I have to figure out now is how to get him to have a wet dream, distract Ryoko long enough, make up an excuse as to why I have horse tranquilizers, and quickly shower him so Ryoko's sense of smell doesn't give me away. It's perfect!

>Ayeka opened her droor,

TOM: What exactly are these "droors?"

WASHU: Those are the special compartments found in "drawers."

TOM: Oh. Do they exist?

WASHU: *writes the idea down* They will soon.

> revealing the horse tranquilizer's. She then

>smiled

>devilishly and thought up a plan......

>(back at the tub...)

WASHU: That had to be the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!

Kiyone realized that Sasami had left the door open when she left.

>If only there was a way I could escape.< she thought.

>She creeped slowly out of the bath and proceeded out the door. She peeked

>her

>head out both way's to see if sasami was waiting there to suprise her. To

>her luck, no one was there. She crept down the dark hallway.

> Little did she know that this was Washu and Sasami's plan;

MIKE: Of course it wouldn't be that easy.

WASHU: I'm smart enough to set a trap, but stupid enough to let my guard down by sleeping in front of my enemies?

MIKE: Yeah.

WASHU: Okay. Just checking.

> Her movement's were constantly being watched by over7,000 camera's.

WASHU: Kinda overdoing it, aren't we?

CROW: It's Kiyone-vision! Kiyone on the tube 24/7!

>This is easier then I thought < Thought Kiyone.

WASHU: Who thought about her redundant thoughts of repetitive repetition.

>She proceeded down the hallway, looking in prison cells along the way. She

>had at first tried to rescue prisoner's with her expert galaxy police lock

>openinig training, but the lock's were far too advanced.

TOM: Therefore, Kiyone is stupid.

CROW: *scoffs* Some "expert galaxy police lock opening training."

> She looked in one of the room's and found an atractive woman

MIKE: Kiyone found a woman attractive?

TOM: No no, Mike. She found a woman "atractive." There's a difference.

MIKE: Oh. For a second there, I thought Kiyone was attracted to women.

>chained down with tears in her eye's. She tried to plea for Kiyone to

MIKE: So only tears were holding her---

TOM: *to Mike* No!

MIKE: Sorry. Sheesh.

>rescue

>her through the ballgag. Kiyone made eye contact with the woman.

>

>"I'm sorry! I'm soooo sorry. Th....there's nothing I can do!"

>Kiyone said, crying as she said it.

TOM: (as Kiyone) I never graduated from my "expert galaxy police lock opening training."

The woman released some more tear's as her hope's were let down. All of

>the

>sudden, Tentecles shot out from the wall's in the womans cell and began

>molesting her, insurting tentecles in every hole...

ALL: AAhh!!!

MIKE: Oh no!

TOM: A hentai writers common grounds!

The woman gave Kiyone a

desperate look; but there was nothing Kiyone could do but wall away.

MIKE: Wall away?

TOM: Yeah. It was the only thing she learned from "expert galaxy police lock opening training."

>(Sasami and Washu's room)

>

>"All this excitment is making me horney Washu." Said Sasami.

WASHU: And this is different in this fic, how?

>"Should we fuck Mihoshi?" Said Washu.

>

>"I want you Washu.." Said Sasami.

>

>The two began to kiss passionatley.

WASHU: *grimacing*

MIKE: That was sudden.

> Washu lay back while Sasami lay on top

>of her, nibbling on her ear lobe. Sasami began to kiss Washu's neck.

>Washu

>moved her hand on Sasami's ass and began massaging it.

>

>"I wish my ass was as firm as yours Sasami" Said Washu.

>

>"I wish my pussy was as fine as yours Washu."

WASHU: *still grimacing* I wish I wasn't feeling sick right now!

>Sasami moved down to Washu's Pussy. She began to suck on it Furiously.

>

>"Oh Sasami!"

>

>She insurted her long tounge inside Washu's cunt. Washu Put her foot on

>Sasami's head as she sucked. She would push Sasami's head into her

>pussy

>with her foot.

WASHU: Is it alright if I shut my eyes?

PEARL: *voice over* Aw, it is too much for you to bear? Are you admitting that my project is a success?

WASHU: *grits her teeth* No way!

MIKE: *to bots* Washu has it hard right now.

CROW: Washu?! What about us?!

> She wrapped her leg's around Sasami's head, and grabbed

>a lock of her hair.

TOM: Washus pretty flexible, isn't she?

"Oh God Sasami!"

"UH!"

ALL: *snickering*

>Sasami made circular motions with her tounge. Washu squeezed Sasami's

>head

>tightly with her thighs.

WASHU: *makes snapping sound* Oops. Accidentally killed you.

>"OOOOHHHHHH SASAMI!!!!! OHHHHHH SHIT!!! OH SHIT!!!!!OH FUCK! UH, UH, UH,

>UH,

>UH, OH YES!!!! SUCK ME UP BABY OOOHHHHHHHHH!"

WASHU: *covering her ears* I'm obviously faking it!

>Washu put both hands on Sasami's head and forced Sasami's head deep into

>her pussy.

ALL: Eww!!

CROW: That's gonna be `real' hard to pull out.

> Lifted her torso up and began making circle motions with Sasami's

>head moving with it.

MIKE: Guys………This is really making me feel ill.

WASHU: *shocked* How is that physically possible?!

> Washu's eye's rolled in the back of her head

>making

>her eyes completely white...chils began to form all over Washu's body as

>she

>was about to have the orgasm of her life!

WASHU: And its very last!

CROW: So, it's safe to assume that Sasami is dead, right?

> Sasami maoned as she sucked.

>Sasami put both hands on Washu's ass cheeks, squeezing and massaging them

>as

>she sucked .

CROW: She's still alive? Whatta trooper!

>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

>!!"Washu screemed like a mad demon getting it's leg's ripped off.

WASHU: Um………what a twisted analogy……

MIKE: Much like this fic.

><SPLURRRGGLLEEE!!!!!!!>

TOM: Okay, who let out a wet one?

>Washu cummed all over Sasami's face. She sent a jet stream, almost like a

>water cannon of cum flying everywhere.

TOM: Riiiggghhhttt.

WASHU: Even if that `was' possible, how can it be done with Sasamis head stuck down there? *winces* I still can't get over that.

>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFUUUU UCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!"

TOM: The hell?!

MIKE: *hits the screen* Don't die on us now!

CROW: Wait a minute! That's a good thing!

MIKE: You're right. *hits it harder* Die on us, damn you!

>Washu continued to screem

WASHU: Exactly how much "screeming" has been going on through this fic?

TOM: I don't know. I've lost count. But feel free to "scream" if you want to.

> as she continued to blast cum all over the place:

>on the ceilling, on all the walls,

CROW:……anywhere that wasn't marked……

> completely saturating the bed blankets so

>soaked, that the cum leaked all the way down through the sheet's to the

>matress, Not to mention all over Sasami; who was head to toe covered in cum.

TOM: So if Sasami didn't die just yet, she just did now.

>"AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Sasami laughed histerically as cum continued

>flying everywhere. Cum shot in her mouth as she laughed witch made her

>choke:

>

>"COUGH< CHOKE HAHAHA< CHOKE GAG!!!<HAHAHA!" Sasami couldn't stop

>laughing.

WASHU: Excuse me for a second. *runs to use a barf bag*

CROW: Hey look! The author didn't say "chock."

MIKE: What's so funny anyways?

TOM: Probably the fact at how stupid this scene is.

>The flow of the cum was now slowing down a bit . Washu grabbed Sasami's

>ass

>and grinded her cunt against it, making more cum squish against Sasami's

>ass.

TOM: *head is starting to smoke*

MIKE: Tom! Quick, stop thinking about it!

>"Hehehehe! Washu! Hehehehe! What are you Hehehehe doing? Hahahaha."

>Sasami

>laughed as she was being moved up and down against Washu's pussy.

>

>Washu began to smile.

CROW: (as Washu) I'm trying to reverse impregnate you.

>"Washu, that was sooo fucking hilarious!!!!!!Hahahahaha!"

>

>Washu started to laugh too. She rolled ontop of Sasami and began to kiss

>her.

MIKE: The fic was so bad, even the characters knew about it.

WASHU: *returns to her seat* I hope the worst is over.

>>Kiss< "That was pretty >kiss< funny >kiss< wasn't it?" Said Washu as

>she

>kissed her cum soaked body.

TOM: I'm still waiting for the funny part.

>Washu put Sasami's right breast in her mouth.

>"MMMM Sasami, i'm gonna suck all that cum off of you.."

>"UH!" Sasami let out a moan of pleasure.

>Washu started twisting the other nipple while still sucking on the first

>one.

>"UH! " Moaned Sasami, "I wonder >UH!< How >UH!< KIyone is

>doing.....oh!!!!"

>"I'll check" Said Washu.

WASHU: (as herself) Hmm….she appeared to have stepped on a landmine.

>**********************************

>KIyone begun to get frusterated. She had been walking through endless

>hall's

>for hours. She had become used to being naked.

CROW: Um, yeah. Thanks, fic! That information was `so' useful!

> She continued walking

>untill

>she found a flight of stairs.....

>

>>Well, I might as well walk up them, they might lead me out of this shit

>hole!< Thought Kiyone.

TOM: If the lab was downstairs, wouldn't going upstairs be the most logical answer?

WASHU: Yeah. But then again, I never seen Kiyone this stupid.

CROW: (as Kiyone, muttering) Stupid "expert galaxy police lock training……"

>She procceded up the stairs lit by torches until she came to a giant door

>with a demonic symbol on it...

BOTS: AAhh!! The fics starting over!!

>>Could this be?< She thought, >Is this the exit? am I free now<

WASHU: (as Kiyone) I mean, sure it says `exit from the torture chamber.' But I just can't be sure……

>She excitidly turned the knob and pushed open the heavy door and was happy

>to

>find that she was in Washu's lab...

TOM: But, wasn't she already in Washus lab?

MIKE: Just smile and nod.

>"Yes!!!! I'm outta here! All I have to do is walk out Washu's lab and

>tell

>the other's."Kiyone ran through the lab, making her way happily to the

>door

>exiting Washu's laboratory and SWOOSSH!

TOM: Washu's laser alarms but Kiyone into pieces.

The door flung open and Kiyone ran

through the house not knowing what to do first. She decided it be best if

she through some clothes on....

CROW: Sure, a shower could wait, not to mention calling headquarters. But hey! That's just my opinion.

MIKE: Let's take a break.

*So the group left the theater*

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Bridge]

S.O.L.

Washu was helping Mike with the refurnishing, while Tom and Crow were out somewhere. Suddenly, a loud crash was heard. Mike and Washu quickly went to investigate, only to find Crow and Tom, both in leather getups, while a microwave was chained to a wall.

"What the hell are you two doing?!" Washu exclaimed.

"Well," started Tom, "we figured we'd take a pointer from the movie, and build our own torture chamber."

"Yeah." Said Crow. "Unfortunately, the microwave won't talk. Watch." Then he whipped it. "Where are your friends? Answer me!" Then he whipped it several more times. "You see what I mean?"

Mike shook his head. "I only hope you didn't get Gypsy mixed up in this."

Then as if on cue, Gypsy, wearing a teal wig, jumps into the scene.

"Let that appliance go, or suffer the wrath of my `expert galaxy police lock training!"

Crow quickly turned around. "You'll have to make us!" Then he turned to Tom. "Get her!"

So he did, or tried to anyways. Gypsy dodged, and Tom crashed into a lab table, destroying all of its contents. He quickly got up, and charged again, which Gypsy successfully dodged again, causing Tom to destroy yet another lab table.

"Guys!" Shouted Mike. "None of this was in the fic!"

"Yeah, we know." Answered Crow. "But we think it should've been this way. You know; Kiyone breaks free, Washu sends Sasami after her, Kiyone kills her, and then breaks Washu's neck. Watch."

So they did. Gypsy hit Toms dome, and then threw him out of the screen. Then she tackled Crow, and twisted his neck. After that, Gypsy walked away. Crow then stood up.

"You might want to hit the dirt. We had Gypsy set a bomb."

This shocked Washu. "You what?!"

"She set a bomb. I figured that's another thing this fic should've had." Then Crow hid behind another table.

Mike did the same, not caring as to why there are so many tables in one room.

Washu calmly walked over to the bomb, cut a couple of wires, and the bomb stopped its countdown.

"Aw, Washu!" whined Tom as he entered the room. "That was gonna be our finale!"

"That might be." Started Washu. "But I do `not' want to be sucked into space while this experiments running!"

"But it's just a little vacuum pressure. What harm can it possibly do?"

Just then, the sirens went off, and the group rushed back into the theater.

[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Theater]

*The group took their seats*

TOM: *muttering* Spoil sport!

WASHU: Think of us people that `like' oxygen.

CROW: *sighs* Let's just get this fic over with.

>(Tenchi's room )

>

>"OH TENCHI!!!! OH TENCHI!!!! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH TENCHI!!! YES! YES! YES!"

>screemed Ryouko as she continued getting fucked in the pussy doggy style.

WASHU: You mean there's another way?

MIKE: *remembering the previous chapter* Don't remind me.

>> SLAP< >SLAP< >SLAP<

>Were the sounds of tenchi's lap smacking Ryouko's ass with every hump.

ALL: *snickering*

>"OOOOOhhhhhh Ryouko!"

>>SLAM!<

MIKE: Whoa, he……clubbed her to death?

>The door flung open and Kiyone begun to explain what happened, not giving a

>rats ass whether Tenchi and Ryouko were fucking. Tenchi pulled his swollen

>dick out of Ryouko's pink pussy and the two of them imediatly hid under

>the cover's.

CROW: Honestly. Do we "really" need the full detail?

>"Kiyone what the HELL are you doing!!!!!!!" Screemed tenchi and Ryouko

>in unisong.

WASHU: "Unisong?"

CROW: The only way to sing exclamation points together.

>"GUY'S I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO TELL YOU ABOUT!!!!!!" Screemed

>Kiyone.

>

>"What is it!?" yelled Tenchi, extremely embaressed of being caught

>fucking Ryouko.

CROW: It was the first time he's ever done a female before.

WASHU: *laughing*

>"YOU KNOW THAT PROJECT WASHU'S BEEN WORKING ON?"

>

>Tenchi and Ryouko nodded.

MIKE: …….who were now deaf.

>"It's really a sex dungeon! And she's been holding Me and Mihoshi

>captive in

>there and performing EVIL sexual torchers on us!!!!!!" Said an out of

>breath Kiyone.

CROW: (as Ryoko) Cool! Where do I sign up?

>"I new it!" said Ryouko.

CROW: You know, if she "newed" it, she must have---

TOM: *to Crow* No!

CROW: Sheesh! What's `your' problem?

> "She mentioned something about it to me about

>2

>years ago, but i didn't asume she was serious. We were both drunk and

>all."

MIKE: (as Ryoko) Sure, I was a bit suspicious when she stopped allowing people in her lab, and when she was making the blueprints of it, `and' when people started coming into her lab and never returning, but I really didn't think she was serious.

>"Well, wev'e got to do something" said Tenchi.

>

>"Should I tell the other's?!" asked an irritated Kiyone.

TOM: What others? The only people left are Yosho and Ayeka.

WASHU: What about Noboyuki?

TOM: In jail.

WASHU: Ryo-ohki?

CROW: Insides torn up by another spaceship.

WASHU: Azaka and Kamidake?

MIKE: *shrugs* Firewood?

WASHU: Okay, now I'm officially confused.

>"No, we can take her on are own!" said a determined Tenchi.

ALL: *burst out laughing*

WASHU: *while laughing* My fic selfs IQ may have dropped, but `yours' must've sank to the bottom!

CROW: Not to worry. I'm sure Kiyones `expert galaxy police lock training' will come in handy!

ALL: *starts laughing again*

>"Well then there's something else I have to mention...."

WASHU: (as Kiyone) Your mom dropped you on the head a few times, didn't she.

>Kiyone told them about Sasami, and all the evil thing's she and Washu had

>done to them.......

>***********************

>

>"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THOSE FOOL!!!! Kiyone is leading them into a

>trap!

MIKE: See? Even "they" know how stupid Tenchi is.

>Once Kiyone tell's them about what we've done, they'll come over and

>try to

>save the day!!!!!!" Said a wicked Washu.

>

>"And once they've come here to investigate, they'll be all our's

>Hahahahahahaha!!!!"

>Sasami and Washu kissed passionatley at their success.

WASHU: No matter how many times I see that, it still sickens me.

CROW: I normally wouldn't have minded it, if it were anyone but Sasami.

>(5 Hours Later)

>

>"ya know, you guy's are truley pathetic." Said Washu as she looked at

>the 4

>tied up, naked bodies of Kiyone, Mihoshi, Tenchi, and even Ryouko(although a

>fight was needed for her).

MIKE: Okay. Who saw that one coming? Give me a show of hands.

ALL: *raise their hands*

MIKE: That's what I thought.

While Washu was telling them all about how stupid they were, Sasami was

squeezing Tenchi's dick very hard, laughing at Tenchi's struggle.

MIKE: *winces*

>"Your not ganna get away with this." Said Ryouko.

>>SMACK<

MIKE: Somehow, I don't think Batmans going to rescue them.

>"Don't you ever speak to me like that again you stupid bitch!" Fired

>Washu.

>"In here, you will at all times refer to me as Master Washu! And if you

>don't, you will be punished. Isn't that right Mihoshi?"

>

>"Yes master Washu." Mihoshi said imediatly.

>"You see, we knew that by letting Kiyone go , she would tell the

>other's.

WASHU: (as herself) I was also counting on the stupidity of Tenchi as well. Sure, there was a chance he could've brought the entire Galaxy police force with him, but that was a chance I had to take!

>Then when that happened we'd have you right where wqe want you

TOM: "Wqe?" Did Washu swallow something?

CROW: Among other things.

>.....In our

>domain! Hehehehehehehe!" Said Sasami.

TOM: Sasami must be high or something.

>Washu smiled at Sasami's enthusiasm. Washu walked over and passionatly

>kissed

>Tenchi, moaning as she did so.

WASHU: Well, at least I'll be getting that sample I wanted………I just made things worse again, didn't I?

>"Oh does that make you Jealous Ryouko?" Said Sasami

>

>Ryouko glared at Sasami.

>

>"Well if your gonna be a bitch about it, then ....."

CROW: (as Sasami) I'll just have to have my own threesome!..........Boy that sounds wrong!

>Sasami walked over to Tenchi and begun sucking on his dick, while Washu

>kissed him madly.

>

>"MMMM Ryouko, ya know he really tastes great!" said Sasami with a

>chuckle in her voice.

BOTS: Eww!!

MIKE: Castration gone to an even more wrong level!

>Ryouko tried as hard as she could to break the machine with bound her. But

>Washu's technolodgy was far too advanced.

TOM: Even Kiyones `expert galaxy police lock training' couldn't do the trick.

> Sasami stood up so that Tenchi's was face to face with her

>pussy. Sasami begun the bang herself only a couple of inches from Tenchi's nose.

MIKE: You know, that must be pretty hard to do.

>"Oh yeah Babey!!!!"

ALL: *snickering*

> moaned Sasami as she continued banging herself, her

>hand

>touching Tenchi's cheeck every once in while from movement. Tenchi

>squinted

>his eye's shut so he wouldn't have to look at Sasami's cunt . Every

>time he

>shut his eyes, Sasami would slap him across the face.

TOM: *to Washu* So how powerful are Tenchi's abilites, anyways?

WASHU: Apparently not strong enough to even function his brain.

>"I'm about to cum now Tenchi.....I hope you like the taste of cum,

>Hehehehehehe. Here it comes

WASHU: *in a motherly voice* Our little Sasami learned a new word!

>, get it ? comes, like the word cum? hehehehe!"

ALL: *groaning*

TOM: That's it! I'm shutting off now! Bad jokes from the fic are where I draw the line! *does so, but Washu re-activates him*

WASHU: How do you think "I" feel?! I have to watch `me' be stupid!

>Washu was the only one who laughed at this joke

CROW: And who could blame them?

> and she smacked the others

>for not laughing at it as well.

WASHU: (as herself) Laugh at my little girls jokes! Can't you see how hard she's trying?!

> Sasami exploded all over his face.

TOM: Well, one bad character down.

> She stuck

>her finger in side her vagina and pulled out some more.

TOM: *sighs* Too good to be true, of course.

> She forced the cum

>drenched finger into Tenchi's mouth.

>

>"Swallow it bitch!" commanded Sasami.

CROW: Somehow, that name actually suits him.

>Tenchi swallowed it with disgust.

CROW: See what I mean? No resistance whatsoever.

>"Now theres a good little cock boy! Hehehehehehe!!!!!"

>

>Washu laughed also at this joke.

TOM: It was the same one they used on him in prison.

>"Your funny Sasami" said Washu. "I have an idea," Said Washu.

CROW: What? Asked Crow. Something stupid. Answered Crow.

>"Let's beat the crap out of Ryouko!"

>

>"YAY!" said an excited Sasami. "We should fuck her first though."

MIKE: Was there ever any doubt?

>******************

>(Ayeka's room)

>

>"Gee, I wonder where everybody is..." Said a curious Ayeka. For once

>she

>wasn't thinking about rape.

TOM: She was thinking about murder.

>"Hello Ayeka!" said Yosho, with a very happy grin on his face. He was

>very

>fond of her ever since he thought of the possibility of Tenchi becoming the

>Juraiian King if he married her.

TOM: But if Yosho was the next emperor, why did he run away? And why would he care so much about Tenchi being the next emperor? And what continuity is this? And what does it….*shorts out*

WASHU: I'll handle this. *quickly reboots him* There you go.

TOM: Thanks. I really gotta stop trying to put common sense into these things.

>"Hello master Yosho, have you seen anyone around here lately? It seem's

>odd

>that they would all go somewhere without me.."

CROW: (as Ayeka) I only raped my sister, tried to kill Ryoko, and am now planning to tranquilize Tenchi so I can have my way with him, but I still have no idea why they should leave somewhere without me.

>"I'm sorry Ayeka, I haven't seen anyone except for you and my son for

>the last 10 hours." He replied..

MIKE: (as Yosho) And I'm not the `least' bit worried!

>"Oh well, maybe they're planning a suprise birthday party or something

>for

>me!!!!" Said an excited Ayeka.

ALL: *gaping*

TOM: *to Washu* Please tell me that Ayeka isn't really this stupid.

WASHU: I would hope not.

>"But I thought that your birthday wasn't for another 7 months."

>

>Ayeka ignored him.

CROW: (as Ayeka) He's of no interest to me! He'd never keep it up!
MIKE: Crow, you went `this' far, please don't start.

>>Now that I have some time to myself I can plan on how to get Tenchi and

>Fuck

>him.< she thought to herself.

MIKE: Of course, she always had a lot of time, but hey! Who's keeping track?

>**************************

>

>Washu and sasami carried Ryouko to an empty dungeon room and went to work on

>her. Sasami strapped on a 19 inch long fake cock that was 3 inches thick.

>She smiled at Ryouko. "I am gonna show you what pain is all about !"

>

>Washu held Ryouko down and Sasami begun humping Ryouko's pussy.

>

>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>

>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

WASHU: *covering her ears and tightening her leg muscles at the same time*

MIKE: I know how you feel, Washu. I know how you feel.

>Ryouko screemed bloody murder as Sasami went to work pumping that enormus

>cock inside her.

>

>Sasami Laughed at Ryouko, followed by giggles by Washu.

>

>"GOOOOOOODDDDDD HELP

>

>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>

>HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOHHHHHH GOD! UH!UH!UH!UH!FUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!"R youko

>continued screeming louder then the sound of a jet taking off.

ALL: *covering their ears*

TOM: Will she please shut up!? Some of us don't have working arms!!!

>Blood squirted from all sides of her pussy, leaking down her leg and all

>over

>Sasami. Washu laughed, revealing her sharp teeth. Sasami continued

>ruthlesly humping Ryouko's swollen bloody clit.

TOM: And she didn't use her teleportation because………

>"That feels good huh?" screemed Sasami back a t Ryouko.

>Ryouko kept screeming.

TOM: You know, I wonder. Is the fic done this bad on purpose, or were we just lucky?

>Washu wrapped her legs around Ryouko's face, muffling the sound of the

>screems by 50%.

TOM: *checks to see if Washu still has her ears covered, which she does* Well, at least she's thinking efficiently.

> washu put both her hands on Ryouko's Head and pressed

>inward

>toward's her pussy. Tears were rolling down Ryouko's face.Sasami

>slapped

>Ryouko's ass every time she pumped that cock inside of her. Washu cummed

>on

>Ryouko's face.

CROW: You know, I'm getting really tired of hearing that word.

TOM: Yeah, but at least the noise has died down.

>"This is fun Washu. I'm making this bitch screem with agony!"

>

>Washu Laughed histerically at Ryouko getting raped.

TOM: *to Washu* You're a pretty lousy mother.

WASHU: You mean my "fic" self is a lousy mouther! I'm just a neglectful one.

> Sasami pulled of the

>strap on dick and let all her cum out on to Ryouko's body.

>

>"Drink it bitch!"

>

>"Yeah Drink it!"

CROW: (as Sasami) And after that, we're gonna make you hold books, just so we can knock it outta your hands! Then we're gonna stuff you in a locker!

>Sasami and Washu grabbed weapons.

WASHU: If this were anyone but me, I would've been laughing.

"we told you we were gonna beat you after we raped you.... so here it

comes!!!"

>Smack<!

BOTS: *humming the 70's Batman tune*

MIKE: *flashing a bright light on the screen*

Washu hit Ryouko over the back with a leather wip.

>Smack<!

BOTS: *still humming*

MIKE: *still flashing*

>She did it again. Sasami took a wooden bat and swung at Ryouko's legs with

>it. Ryouo did nothing but cry.

WASHU: That's not my daughter! The Ryoko "I" knew would've put a sailor to shame!

>>WIP!<

>>Smack!<

>>Smash<

>>Slap!<

MIKE: The author must "really" like Adam West or something.

> They continued to beat her fo 20minutes.

TOM: So in all rights, Ryoko should be dead, right?

>sasami picked up the dick she used to fuck ryouko with and smacked her

>across

>the face with it.

CROW: (as Sasami) I challenge you, to an orgy!

>"Come on Sasami, let's give her to the dog's."

>

>"good Idea!"

ALL: *yelling in horror*

>The two of them walked out and called the dogs in. Those dog's fucked

>Ryouko

>all night long...The sounds of her screem's could be heard by the

>other's

>echoing in the hall way.

MIKE: At least they skipped the details this time around.

>"Hey Washu? How are we gonna get Ayeka?."

WASHU: (as herself) I figured we'd just use you as bait. After all, she actually thinks it's her birthday.

>"That my little demon, i'll leave entirely up to you."

CROW: To Sasami, however………

>With that, the two kissed and made hardcore passionate love for the rest of

>the night....

WASHU: Gah! Did they have to show that one last time?!

BOTS: YAY! IT"S OVER!!

>___________________________________________________________ _______

>Hello, how did you like my fic?

CROW: Well, in short, it sucked to levels beyond imagination.

> I'd love to hear from you all.

MIKE: We'd love to, but after watching your fic, we all need counseling.

> Last time I

>recieved over 100 e-mails telling me how much you all loved my fic,

TOM: (as author) ….and over "1000" e-mails telling me to burn it, step on it, and burn it again.

> and I

>will definatley continue writing. Bare with me, the series is not over yet.

ALL: Please! End it now!!

James Padilla

P.S.

Thank you all for your support.

WASHU: (as author) Your flames gave me wonderful ideas for future updates.

MIKE: Well, it's time to go.

*So the group exits the theater*

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Bridge]

S.O.L.

Washu was writing down the results, while Mike was trying to stop the bots from planting a bomb in the lab again. While this was going on, the mad lights flashed. Washu answered it, knowing it was Pearl.

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Greetings, Washu." Said Pearl with a grin. "I trust that things didn't go so well?"

S.O.L.

"On the contrary." Washu answered with a smile. "Sure, some parts made me sick, but all in all, it wasn't really as bad as I thought." Then she grinned. "With fics like these, you'll surely go out of business."

CASTLE FORRESTER

This made Pearl quite irritated. But instead of getting angry, she smiled.

"Well then. If that's the case, I'm sure you won't mind watching the rest of it. After all, it wasn't really as bad you thought."

S.O.L.

Washu just smiled cutely. "Sure. Well, I have more results to write in. See you later."

CASTLE FORRESTER

Pearl just grinned. She didn't want to show her anger around the other scientists, who were actually impressed that Washu shook off the bad fic. Pearl noticed this, and quickly ended transmission.

S.O.L.

When the screen shut off, Washu had a worried look on her face. She was a little doubtful. After all, the fic was worse than she thought.

Fortunately, her mood was brightened at the sound of chaos filling the room, as Crow had successfully detonated the bomb. Making her computer appear, she quickly left to aid Mike with his bumbling friends.

End of this chapter.

Well, that was chapter 8. Once again, I'm sorry for taking a long time to update. Also, I'd like to once again thank James Padilla for giving me permission to mst this.

Well, until the next chapter, See you. Also, thanks for all the reviews.^_^ They really help me keep going with this.

~~"Should I tell the other's?!" asked an irritated Kiyone.

"No, we can take her on are own!" said a determined Tenchi.~~