Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Erotic Torture Chamber MST ❯ chapter 5 ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: Mystery Science Theater is the property of Best Brains Inc. Tenchi

Muyo/Universe is the property of AIC and Pioneer. The original fic; "The erotic

torture chamber", is the property of James Padilla, who has given me permission

to mst this. Brian and Jinx belong to themselves. With all that said, on with

the mst!

MST 6.5

MST of "The erotic torture chamber; chapters 6 and 7."

In the not too distant future.

Somewhere in time and space.

Mike Nelson and his robot pals

are caught in an endless chase.

Pursued by a woman, whose name is Pearl.

Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world.

She put a few things in her purse

and in her rocket ship she hunts them all across the univer-erse!

PEARL: I'll….Get….YOU!!!!

"I'll send them cheesy web posts.

The worst, I can find. (lalala)

He'll have to sit and read them all

while I monitor his mind." (lalala)

Now keep in mind Mike can't control

where the postings begin or end. (lalala)

He'll try to keep his sanity

with the help of his robot friends.

<<<Robot Roll Call>>>

CAMBOT! (You're on!)

GYPSY! (My stars!)

TOM SERVO! (Check me out!)

CROOOOW! (I'm different!)

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe,

and other science facts. (lalala)

Then repeat to yourself it's just a post,

you should really just relax!

For Mystery Science Theater 3000……….

[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]

S.O.L.

Mike had just finished the training Kiyone was having him do, and he decided to

call it a day. So she went to take a shower, while Mike went to cool off by the

television. When he entered, he saw Crow and Tom, who were eating cookies, and

looking at pictures. Curious, he decided to go over and see what was up.

"Hey, guys." He said. "What'cha up to?"

"Looking at a few photos of my new internet pal." Crow answered.

"Internet pal?"

"Yeah, you know. The one called Jinx."

"Jinx?"

"Yeah, Jinx." Said Tom. "The vampire girl? The one who does what we do on some

Tenchi site?"

"Ohh, that Jinx." Mike answered, finally realizing who they were talking about.

He picked up a picture, and looked at it. He put it back in the box, and shook

his head.

"I don't think you guys should be looking at those." He said. "She looks a bit

too young to be in those erotic poses."

"She only `looks' that way." Answered Crow. "She's well over 300."

"Besides," added Tom, "we've been living on this satellite, far-far away from

female contact. We can't exactly be picky."

"Well, this might be true." Then he looked at another picture that had

`another' girl on it. "How about her? She seems like she's of age."

Crow looked at the picture. "You mean Feral?"

"I got dibs on her." Answered Tom.

"Have you two even `met' these women?"

"Sure, on the internet."

"I meant in real-life."

"Well………no, but that's the beauty of it; The sheer mystery."

Then he looks at what they're eating. "What are you two

eating?"

"Cookies."

"Can I have some?"

"Um, sure, but they're all out."

"Great, just great. I wasn't informed that we had cookies, but hey, ya snooze

ya lose."

"That's the spirit, Mike!" said Tom.

Suddenly, the mad lights flashed.

"Great. As if things couldn't get any worse for me." Continued Mike as he

pushed the button.

CASTLE FORRESTER

Of course, it was Pearl. But what was different, was that she had somebody

with her. It was a young male in his early teens.

"Hello, Nelstone." Said Pearl.

S.O.L.

"Hey, Pearl." Answered Mike. "Who's your new friend?"

CASTLE FORRESTER

"I'd like to introduce you to Brian. He's filling in for Bobo for today."

S.O.L.

"Really? What happened to the ape?"

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Well, despite numerous warnings, he thought that eating those leftover deviled

eggs was a good idea, `just' because he didn't want to wait until dinner. So,

one salmonella poisoning led to another, and now I'm short one monkey, at least

until he gets better."

S.O.L.

"Oh. Well uh, sorry to hear that."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Well, don't be." Said Pearl as she was looking at the results from the last

experiment. "Well, it seems here that this fic isn't doing its job as far as

greatly traumatizing you, which is very bad on my part."

"But it has great results on the special guest." Said Brian, while looking at a

notepad that Pearl gave him to use. "However, she isn't close to losing her

mind. It must be due to all of the training that she's been doing."

Pearl was thinking about this for a second. After a few seconds, an idea

struck her.

"Well, it looks like we have another case of "Quest of the Delta Knights."

"What's that?" asked Brian.

"It was a really stupid movie where I went into the theater with Mikes robots

to see what was it with the theater that wasn't making them lose their sanity.

After much calculation, `and' a lot of money, the theater was fixed."

"Then why are you having problems now?"

"I'm assuming it's because I went cheap on the repairs. However, I `could' be

wrong. So, rather than waste more money on repairs, I `could' just see if there

might be `another' problem. Maybe it might be the contents of the fics. Perhaps

they're not gory and stupid enough."

"So you're going to go see for yourself?"

"Very good, Brian. Now here's where `you' get to sit in the drivers seat, so to

speak."

This made Brian grin. "You mean, `I' get to torture Mike and the bots?"

"Well, just the bots. Mike will be having a chapter off. He'll return to

chapter 7, though." Then she motioned for Observer to come into view. "Brain

Guy, send me to the satellite of love."

"Yes, madam." Said Observer. "Although I really think that putting a youth in

charge is a rather absurd idea."

"Normally, I would agree with you, but I need to create an influence. You see,

too many kids are wanting to be heroes. What `we' need are more villains who'll

`want' a ruler like me. That, and the villain conglomerate ran out of test

monkeys."

"Hey!"

"No offense, Brain."

"That's Brian!"

"Yes, Brian." Then she turned back to Observer. "Send me to the satellite."

"Yes, madam." Then he used his mind powers, and sent Pearl to the satellite of

love.

S.O.L.

As soon as she got there, she turned to Mike.

"You have the chapter off. Go tell Kiyone to get ready."

Mike did so, cheering wildly as he left.

"Hi, Pearl." Said Tom.

"Great to be working with you again!" said Crow excitedly. "Did you bring us

any mints?"

"Unfortunately, yes." She answered as she threw two mints towards the sofa,

which the bots quickly leaped for. She noticed the scantily clad pictures of

Jinx, and shook her head. "That girl doesn't have `any' shame. It's pathetic,

really." Then she turned back to the screen that shown Brian, who was looking

at the pictures from his view. He noticed Pearl glaring, and quickly averted

his eyes away.

After a few minutes, Kiyone came back.

"Mike just told me the news." She said. "Let's see how `you' like watching

filth like this!"

"Well, I hope it's very gruesome, horrible, and stupid." Pearl answered.

"Otherwise, my experiment will be a failure."

Kiyone looked at the screen, and noticed Brian, who was ogling at her slightly

wet shirt. Pearl noticed this, and motioned for Observer to hit him upside the

head, which he gladly did.

"This is Brian. He'll be filling in for Bobo for the day. He'll also be

monitoring the experiment."

A few seconds later, Tom and Crow came back.

"Thank you for the mints, Pearl." Said Crow.

"Yeah, Pearl. You're the best!" said Tom.

Kiyone gave them a bewildered look.

Pearl looked over at Brian again. "Well, go ahead and start up things."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Yes, of course." Then he cleared his throat. "Your fic for today is going to

be chapters 6 and 7 of `the erotic torture chamber.' Suffer, and be miserable!"

Then he looked at Pearl. "Like that?"

S.O.L.

"Sure, it'll work."

CASTLE FORRESTER

Then he turned to Observer. "Brain guy! Send `em the fic!"

Grumbling, Observer did so. After that, Brian ended transmission.

S.O.L.

After a few seconds, the sirens went off.

"We got lemon sign!" shouted the bots.

So the group rushed to the theater.

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Theater]

[Everyone takes their seats. Tom is on the far left, Pearl is next to him, Crow

is next to Pearl, and Kiyone is at the far right.]

PEARL: I wonder if I have enough time to go get some snacks?

KIYONE: Trust me. You won't feel like eating after watching this.

PEARL: *takes out a notepad and pen* Interesting. I had better take notes, then.

>(Washu and Sasami's room)

PEARL: Did I miss something?

CROW: Apparently, Sasami lives with Washu now.

PEARL: But I thought they lived with Tenchi?

KIYONE: Let's try `not' confusing ourselves so soon!

>Washu and Sasami lay asleep at 5:33am. The sun is just begining to rise. The

>night before, sasami and Washu went on torturing and raping prisoners for

>hours. They are never NOT horney.

PEARL: There's a more intelligent way of putting that.

>They saved Kiyone for last....

KIYONE: *has her hands on her face* Here it comes……

>The thing's that they did to that poor woman were unbelievable...so there >the

are....exhausted from the night before.

TOM: *to Kiyone* Well, at least they skipped your scene.

KIYONE: *looking up* Yeah, they `did!'

> Now, just like Washu, Sasami has a sexy outfit and a crown that she wears

>whenever she and Washu both are in the torture chamber raping people.

CROW: Well, there goes the `last' innocent character in this messed up series.

PEARL: *taking notes*

And at any time Sasami can transform back into her 8 year old body so that she

can still prepare meals and act natural around the rest of the gang.

TOM: Convenient little plot contrivance, eh?

PEARL: *is still taking notes*

KIYONE: What are you writing?

PEARL: I'm writing an ultimate bad fic list. If this fic covers all of these,

it's one of the worst fics out there. All I'm missing are self insertion,

bestiality, and hermaphroditism.

>Everyone assums that Kiyone and Mihoshi are probably out on police >buisness.

CROW: Despite the fact that they haven't returned in a year.

PEARL: The perfect alibi.

KIYONE: That's it! I'm taking more vacations from now on!

>(Flashback......when they raped Kiyone.)

KIYONE: *has her hands on her face again* I knew it was too good to be true.

>click, click, click, click< The sounds of

KIYONE: `Me' trying to shoot myself!

>Sasami and Washu's high heels

>could be heard echoing through the halls of the torture chamber, stirring

>fear in the hearts of the prisoners.

>

>"It's alright you lousy slaves! i'm not after you tonight....I have

>something in store for someone else." Yelled Washu.

CROW: I take it that this was one of those more `quiet' yells.

>"Oh Washu, this is going to be sooooo akward for me to be screwing one of

>my own friends.

TOM: Well here's an idea……DON'T!

> I personally have nothing against Kiyone as a person." Said Sasami.

PEARL: As a police officer, however………

>"Relax sweetie, ill start off first, then once you see how much fun i'm

>having with her you wont be able to resist making that good for nothing

>bitch

KIYONE: What?! Good for nothing?!

>succumb to your demands." Said Washu in a very reassuring voice.

TOM: *as Sasami* Now, you're `sure' she won't escape?

PEARL: *as Washu* Of course. She only has an 87.79% chance of breaking loose and

snapping your neck like a twig.

>"Shit! I forgot which FUCKING room I put Kiyone in." Said Wawshu with

>frusteration.

PEARL: She seems uppity about it, doesn't she.

KIYONE: Well, things are starting to look up.

>"#205 on the second floor Washu."

KIYONE: *gaping*

PEARL: *as Kiyone ala Caesar* Et tu, Sasami?

>"Thanks Sasami......I don't know how I managed this place without you."

CROW: So before `she' came around, most of her prisoners used to starve to

death.

>Washu and Sasami approached the room where Kiyone was. She opened the door

>to find Kiyone naked with tears in her eye's.

>

>"Just get it over with!" she cried.

KIYONE: Unless that ends with `kill me', that wasn't a good thing to say.

>"Mihoshi is dying damn you!!!! How could you do such a thing you

>BITCH!!!!"screemed Kiyone.

KIYONE: Now I'm talkin'!

>"Washu, how dare she talk to you in that tone of voice!" Said Sasami.

TOM:……All the while hiding behind Washu.

PEARL: So Sasami became Washu's little `yes woman?'

CROW: Better than Ayeka's little `yes girl.'

>"Your right Sasami.

PEARL: *as Washu* Here's a cookie, Sasami. Good girl!

>I think we should fuck her up even worse then I did

>with Mihoshi."

KIYONE: *sneering* What could possibly be worse than what you did to Mihoshi?!

>"Good idea Washu. I can't wait to soop this bitch up."

CROW: `Soop?'

TOM: Leave Campbell's out of this!

>" Now, before me or Sasami work you, we're gonna have to give you a warm

>up."

CROW: So before sending her to the coal mines, they decided to make her run

through the hamster wheel first.

>Washu left and came back with 4 humungus dogs. The dogs all had big hard

>cocks and had been in heat for 4 months.

KIYONE: *horrified*

BOTS: O_O!

PEARL: *jots down a checkmark on her notepad* Two more to go.

>Druel dripped down from their mouths as they awaited there chance at a good

>fuck.

PEARL: *to Kiyone* Well, it goes to show you. Things `can' get worse,

`especially' in fanfiction.

KIYONE: *still in shock* Shut up.

>Some how, Washu was able to use her language device to speak in dog >language.

TOM: The hell?!

CROW: Washu `is' Dr. Dolittle!

>She told them that she had a

>nice ripe female human ass waiting to be fucked.

CROW: Unfortunately for Washu, the dogs thought she meant `her,' and had trouble

walking in the morning.

>Aperently, the dogs told Washu that fucking a human is 100 times better >then

fucking a bitch(female dog).

PEARL: *sarcastic* Well thank `you', Mr. Webster.

TOM: I've never seen any encyclopedias that said `that!'

> Washu also found out that when you see a dog fucking another dog

>it's actually rape, the female dog hates to be fucked.

PEARL: *laughs* Where "does" she get her facts?

KIYONE: You mean it isn't true?

PEARL: Of course not. In fact, I've did some study on that subject, and it turns

out that some females even dominate the "males."

CROW: *surprised* Really?

PEARL: Yep. It's quite a funny sight to see.

CROW: I guess Washu isn't as smart as she claims to be.

>The first dog was a full

>grown rot weiler. Washu and Sasami tied Kiyone in a position where she was

>on her hands and knees with ass in the air.

>

>"Okay Kiyone, this first dog is really horney, me and Sasami will sit back

>and watch you get raped by 4 dogs."

KIYONE: *to Pearl* Please don't make me watch this!

PEARL: Sorry, but I need "full" data of torture.

TOM: Bestiality sucks!

CROW: It reminds me so much of Oscar!

>"this is exciting Washu. Damn, that dogs dick is huge! I feel sort of

>sorry for Kiyone."

KIYONE: *muttering* Apparently not sorry enough.

>The rotweiler jumpped on Kiyones back. He inserted his giant cock into her

>ass and began humping her.

BOTS: AAAHH!!!

CROW: My eyes! My eyes!

>Kiyone squeeled in pain.

PEARL: Shouldn't that be "screamed?" She isn't exactly enjoying this.

>She had never felt that much pain in her life.

KIYONE: I never "seen" so much "crap" in my life!

>The dogs dick kept going in and out, in and out.

TOM: Can't……get……dog……image……out ! *is trying to refrain from having his head

explode, since Pearl will take that as a sign of weakness*

>"AHHHHH, OH MY GOD!!!! AHHHHH!!!! PLEASE STOP! IT HURTS IT

>HURTS!AHHHHHAHHHHHH!"

PEARL: *covering her ears* Maybe she "should" stop!

>Kiyone's eyes squinted with pain. Tears began to roll down her face as the

>ruthless dog kept humping her. The threads of her asshole ripped as the dogs

>fat cock pierced the first hole he saw. Blood dripped down the sides of her

>legs from her ass. The dog kept pumping his dick inside her.

KIYONE: *has just vomited* Pearl! I can't watch this anymore!

PEARL: Fine. Be a baby. *to the bots* "You" two are still test subjects.

BOTS: Damn!

>Kiyone kept squeling and moaning in agony. The dog pumped his semen into

>Kiyone.

TOM: *head exploded after seeing that final image*

CROW: *shorts out*

>He then

>gave her three good thrusts of his cock and jumped off of her.

PEARL: However, the stupid mutt forgot about the knot, and tore up his member,

along with a bit of Kiyone.

>Kiyone

>collapsed exhausted from being raped by a damn dog. She lay on the floor and

>began to cry.

KIYONE: *to Pearl* I said I didn't want to watch this anymore!

PEARL: It's almost over! Deal with it!

>"Ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha! you've just been raped by a dog!" Jeered

>Sasami and washu.

TOM: *is now repaired* Now that's just messed up.

PEARL: *taking notes* This may very well be the most evil fic in fanfiction

history.

>"I can't believe it, did you see the look on her face when that dog

>first put his dick in her ass? That was hilarious!!!" creid Washu.

KIYONE: *loads her gun* Consider this as your last laugh!

PEARL: *while rebooting Crow* Sheesh! Get over it!

>"She's a dog anyway so it probably made no difference to the dog in the

>first place." said Sasami with a chuckle in her voice.

CROW: *is now repaired* And I thought "Washu" was messed up.

KIYONE: *is now shooting the gun. When she stops, holes are now on the screen*

PEARL: Some good that did you. The Nanites will just repair it anyways.

KIYONE: Well, it helped relieve some stress, at least.

>"Don't think your off the hook just yet Kiyone." Said Washu.

PEARL: *as salesperson* But wait! There's more!

KIYONE: There better not "be" any more!

>Washu brought in the next dog wich was a german shepard.

KIYONE: How dare she! German Shepherds aren't like that!

PEARL: A dumb dog is just a dumb dog, Kiyone.

>Washu and Sasami

>tied Kiyone into a different position where she lay on her back with her

>feet tied behind her head, leaving her pussy in wide range view.

CROW: *to Kiyone* I never knew you were so flexible.

KIYONE: Don't talk to me right now.

>The dogs dick became hard. it was just as big as the last dog who's dick >was

still red from his 15 minute fuck.

CROW: Whoa! Bad image!

PEARL: I can see why it's still red, what with its knot being torn up.

>The dog got on top of Kiyone and immediatly began to hump her. The dog and

>Kiyone were face to face. The dogs wet nose kept tapping Kiyones

>forhead as he rocked back and forth with each thrust of his penis. Kiyone

>was breath taken with the force that corrupted her pussy.

CROW: You know, I've always wondered if a dog could impregnate a human.

KIYONE: Shut it, Crow!!!

>Tears rolled down her face as the dog continued to hump her. She could feel

>the dogs sharp hairs scratch her as the dog slid up and down her body with

>each pump of his cock.

TOM: The dog must have sandpaper for fur.

>There was nothing she could do. She had never wanted to harm an animal more

>then at that moment.

KIYONE: I don't blame her either!

>She knew she had to do something to get this dog off of

>her because the pain between her legs was overwhelming.

CROW: "And" the fact that she didn't want to get pregnant.

KIYONE: *socks Crow, and then realizes what she had done* I'm sorry! *helps him

up* I'm so sorry! I don't know what just came over me.

CROW: *while Kiyone is fixing his jaw* Don't worry. It's just the bad fic

getting to you. I would've shorted out again, but Pearl put a block on it.

>She could smell the dogs hot breath panting down on her. This dog was >tired,

but not tired enough to give up his one chance to fuck a human while >she lay

helpless unable to defend herself.

KIYONE: *vomits again* I can't stand seeing bestiality, much less than seeing

myself in the act!

PEARL: I'm not even going to question the ability that a dog even knows the

difference in the first place.

>"Good boy!" Sasami said to the dog as she began to stroke it's fur to

>let it know that it's doing something good.

KIYONE: *shoots the screen again*

PEARL: *notices the bullet marks on Sasami and Washu* Nice aim.

>Kiyone could feel the ropes witch tied her hands down to be coming loose.

KIYONE: Finally! Some good news!

CROW: It's getting harder to see the screen, what with it being riddled with

bullet holes. Not that I'm complaining.

><if I could only break out of these ropes I might be able to free myself and

>get this fucking dog off of me.> she thought.

KIYONE: And kill Washu and Sasami while I'm at it!

PEARL: Don't you mean "arrest?"

KIYONE: Not "this" time!

PEARL: Interesting. *is taking more notes*

>The dogs nails were digging into Kiyone's breasts as he fucked her. A

>Smile could almost be seen in the dogs mouth.

PEARL: A smile "in" its mouth?

BOTS: TOGG!!

>Kiyones face was covered in the dog's druel. The dog never took his eye's >off

Kiyone so it was as if he was watching her every move.

TOM: Pretty evil dog, isn't it?

CROW: Either that, or Kiyones gone crazy.

KIYONE: Can you blame me?!

>Kiyone could feel the ropes loosen even more, and there! her hands were >free

and Sasami and Washu didn' even notice. Kiyone then made a swift move >and

wrapped her hands aroung the dogs neck and began stranggleing it.

KIYONE: *cheering* YES!! NOW GO FOR WASHU!!

CROW: The fic Kiyone must be "really" pissed. She's not only "strangling" the

dog, but she's "stranggleing" it!

TOM: And "aroung" its neck no less!

>The dog squeled and chocked.

BOTS: *snickering*

PEARL: "Squeled" and "chocked." What a strange combination.

TOM: Whew! Thanks, James. We needed that.

>Kiyone pushed the dog off of her

PEARL:……Tearing up its knot in the process.

CROW: Those dogs will never have sex for as long as they live.

>and quickly untied her feet.Washu and Sasami ran over and held Kiyone down.

>

>"You stupid Bitch!" yelled Washu

KIYONE: *as Washu* You made me look even stupider!

CROW: *ditto* Using rope, despite all my technology! How "dare" you point that

out to me!

TOM: *ditto* I'd "really" hurt you if you pointed out the fact that I forgot to

tie up Mihoshi!

>"How could you be so mean to that poor little animal?!" creid Sasami.

KIYONE: I beg to differ!

PEARL: *as Sasami* How could you do such a thing?! It was only playing! It

wasn't "really" raping you!

>Sasami and Washu tied Kiyone down and beat the living crap out of her.

KIYONE: *relieved* It was worth it, in my opinion.

>They each took turns socking her in her face and stomach. Sasami kicked her

>the mouth and blood was everywhere. Sasami had Kiyone in a choke hold.

TOM: Oh, "now" he spells it right!

>Washu gave

>her a knee to the pussy wich was already swollen from all the dogs fat red

>cocks peircing and injecting her with dog cum.

PEARL: *slightly winces*

CROW: Sheesh! Talk about overdoing it!

>Sasami swung at her face with a baseball bat.

PEARL: ……Which happened to magically appear out of thin air.

TOM: *irritable* Okayyy! You can stop now! I think you killed her already!

> Kiyone lay unconsience on the floor.s

CROW: You mean there was more than one?

KIYONE: Bull! I should've been dead after all that! *growls* Damn my strong

will!

>"I am kind of tired Sasami, lets tie her up again, and i'll go and get a

>bunch of horney dogs with rabies to finish her off for the night." said

>Washu

TOM: Therefore killing her overnight.

PEARL: *scoffs* Dogs with rabies being horny? Now I've heard everything.

>"Ok. But we should make more blood for the dogs to really go crazy over."

TOM: So blood in both of her holes, not to mention the dogs blood, the blood

caused from her beating, "and" the blood that should be gushing from her brains due to that baseball bat "isn't" enough blood?!

PEARL: *tsks* Kids these days. Always wanting more blood and gore.

>Washu immediatley went for the knife.

TOM: *as Washu* Let's turn her into Sushi!

> She looked at Kiyones battered and bloody body.

CROW: Clean up! Aisle 3!

KIYONE: *feeling ill*

>She smiled at Kiyone and then without hesitation, she jabbed

>Kiyones pussy with the Knife.

PEARL: O_O! Damn! "I" wasn't even expecting that!

>She contnued to force the knife into Kiyones pussy as if she was rabid

>herself.

CROW: Which is a very big possibility.

KIYONE: *has just fainted*

PEARL: *to the bots* I don't blame her "one" bit. *takes more notes*

>The dog's kept barking. Sasami and Washu tied Kiyone in the all fours >position again for the new rabid dogs to have fun with.

PEARL: Although by all technical terms, rabid dogs don't have sex drives, and

will only result in killing Kiyone.

CROW: Well, at least she'll finally be out of this fic.

TOM: New rabid dogs? So what happened to the old rabid dogs?

PEARL: They were killed by the "new" rabid dogs.

TOM: Oh……I like you, Pearl. You always answer my questions.

>"Wait Washu!" creid Sasami. "I didn't get to have any fun with her myself!"

PEARL: *as Washu* But weren't "you" the one who suggested cutting her up into

kibbles n bits?!

TOM: *as Sasami* Yes, but "I" wanted to do it!

>After arguing with each other,

CROW:……Which was long enough for Kiyone to make her great escape.

KIYONE: *wakes up* Is it over? *looks at the screen* Is it at least "almost"

over?!

>Washu finally decided to put Kiyone into

>another room and get her fixed up with Washu's robot doctor invention.

ALL: *laughing*

TOM: If you're going to lower Washu's sanity, at "least" increase her intellect.

KIYONE: Just make up some BS name! After all, Washu does it all the time!

CROW: And use something a little better than "hornification machine."

When Kiyone was all better, Sasami would have some personal time alone with

Kiyone.

"Alright Washu, I'd better transform back into my original self so I can

make dinner. I had a great time."

CROW: Sasami's first day as the conductor of HELL!

PEARL: *as Washu* Okay, but don't forget to clean up first. You have blood all

over you.

TOM: *as Sasami* I will. I'll even clean the brains off that bat.

>"Oh and remember Sasami, tonight you have to let your sister torture you

>one last time. Then you will have your revenge..."

KIYONE: I don't even feel sorry for that bitch anymore!

CROW: *surprised* Kiyone?

KIYONE: I've had it with being nice and considerate! This fic is going down, and

it's going down hard!

CROW: That's the spirit!

PEARL: *grumbling while taking notes*

>Sasami changed back to her original form through Washu's machine and made

>dinner....

>

>(Dinner table)

>

"Oh Sasami! The food is magnificent!!!!" Said Ryouko.

CROW: *as Ryoko* This food tastes great! What's the ingredients?

TOM: *as Sasami* I call it; "The Galaxy Police surprise!"

KIYONE: ……That was sick, you two.

>"Yeah Sasami, you really out did yourself this time, what's the occasion?"

>asked Yosho.

CROW: *as Sasami* Well, it was going to be a surprise, but what the heck! The

minute I die, "I'm" going to hell! Isn't that marvelous?

>"Well, I guess I work best when i'm happy..." said Sasami with a smile

>on her face.

PEARL: *as Yosho* By the way, is that blood on your dress?

CROW: *as Sasami* Oh, it's nothing. Just my period. *looks around* And no "Mike"

to stop me from saying that.

>For dinner, the gang ate sweet and sour soup for the first course, followed

>by steamed rice and chowmien, mixed vegetables in a sweet treriyaki sauce,

TOM: *to Kiyone* What's "treriyaki" sauce? Is it tasty?

KIYONE: I don't know. I've never tried it, although "teriyaki" sauce is pretty

good.

>shrimp eggrolls, and for the main course, a roasted pig cooked in a

>marenade of the jurian family recipe...

CROW:……Eggs, courtesy of Ayeka.

KIYONE: Eww! Crow!

>For dessert, the gang ate homemade greentea ice cream

BOTS: Eww.

>and rasberry pasteries (A western influence).

CROW: "And" the San Francisco treat.

>"Wow Sasami, i'm stuffed." said Tenchi.

PEARL: *as Tenchi* Well, it's time for my minor league practice……Agh! There's

some strange fluid on my baseball bat!

CROW: Then Tenchi shrugged, and just assumed that Ryoko got a hold of it. *looks

around* I'm on a roll!

> "It's about 8:30 Sasami, we should

>be getting to bed , don't you think?" said an impatient Ayeka.

PEARL: *as Sasami* Yeah, okay. Tenchi? You wanna sleep with me?

KIYONE: *looking strangely at Pearl*

>Ayeka hadn't played with her sister for 2 weeks.

PEARL: So she played with Tenchi and Ryoko to pass the time.

>Ayeka and a sad Sasami went

>to there bedroom where they would supposedly go to sleep.

PEARL: *as Sasami* It's not fair! I wanted "Tenchi" to play with me!

KIYONE: That's enough, Pearl!

PEARL: *grins wickedly*

>Sasami was not at all looking forward to what Ayeka had in store for her

>little sister but

KIYONE:……The rest of us no longer gave a damn.

>half of her didn't really care, for soon she would have her revenge...

PEARL: Since she apparently likes it now.

TOM: So let me get this straight. She just helped Washu brutally rape and

humiliate Kiyone, beat her senseless, enjoyed it when Washu turned her into a

pin cushion, tied her back up, said she "wanted a little fun" with her, is now a

sadomasochist, but she "still" hates Ayeka, who can be easily taken care of, but

then her revenge had nothing to do with Kiyone, and then……*is interrupted*

PEARL: That about sums it up. Don't short yourself out.

TOM: Okay. I was just making sure.

>Meanwhile, Washu was thinking up a way as to how she could

>get Ryouko and Tenchi to be the next victims of her torture chamber....

KIYONE: What does she have against her own daughter?!

CROW: Whatever it is, Tenchi, along with the entire household, must've had

something to do with it.

PEARL: Speaking of which, "has" anybody mentioned "why" Washu was so bitter in

the first place?

All: *shake their heads*

PEARL: I see. *takes some more notes*

>___________________________________________________________ _______

>Well, that's chapter 6.... I want to give thank's to

CROW: ……Satan for allowing me the use of hell for the torture chamber.

>Gitarometalhead and of course my wife, Anna Lynn

KIYONE: The guys' married?!

TOM: So he gets to write crappy fics, and his wife supports it?

PEARL: Yeah. That's pretty much what he's saying.

TOM: That lucky bastard!

CROW: I want a lemon writing wife too!

KIYONE: Shut it!

>Additions to movie list....

PEARL: Movie list?

>1. Cast away

KIYONE: Which is what should've been done with this fic.

>2. American History X

TOM: As in "X-rated?"

PEARL: Depending on the content of the film, I guess.

>3. Blow

KIYONE: *to Crow* Don't you "dare" say it!

CROW: Aw, you're no fun.

PEARL: Well, it's over. Time to take a break.

[So everyone exits the theater]

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[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]

Pearl has just finished recording all of the documents, and has just returned

to the castle. Tom and Crow, of course, were begging her to stay, but to no

avail. Mike returned to greet them, but they just complained and went to look

at more pictures of Jinx. Mike look at Kiyone in confusion.

"What's with them?" he asked.

"Don't mind them." Kiyone answered. "I stopped trying to figure out those two

ages ago."

"So, how was the fic?"

Kiyone thought about it, then clutched her stomach. "It was sickening! There

was blood, stupidity, times when I vomited, I passed out, and to top it all of,

my fic self was raped by dogs!" Then she held her head in frustration. "How can

you watch stuff like this?!"

"Probably, and thankfully, that they haven't made any lemons with the satellite

of love crew in it. The most sickening would be of Pearl." He then shuddered at

that thought.

While they were talking, the mad lights flashed. Mike answered it. "Hi, Pearl."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Hi, Mike." She said. "It turns out that I'm going to kill my temporary

assistant right now."

S.O.L.

"Really? Why is that?"

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Oh, nothing big. Just that he SPENT HIS TIME LOOKING AT THE FIC IN MOTION, AND

DIDN'T TAKE ANY GOOD NOTES!!!"

S.O.L.

"Oh. Well, at least give him a running start."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Come on, give me another chance!" Brian pleaded. "I really want to finish

this. I promise to take better notes."

After thinking for a moment, Pearl sighed. "Fine, but this is your `last'

chance."

"Thanks, Pearl."

"Yeah-yeah. Now tell Brain guy to get the next chapter ready!"

"Right away!" Then he left in a hurry.

Pearl looked at Mike with a grin. "I'm canning his ass the minute this is over,

you know."

S.O.L.

"Knowing you," said Kiyone, "there was never any doubt."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Yeah, I know. Sometimes, I'm just too evil for my own good. Well, enjoy the

fic. Nothing was wrong with it, although the Nanites will make it stronger,

allowing for easier agony access. Enjoy!" Then she ended transmission.

S.O.L.

"Yep." Said Mike. "There are times when those Nanites incredible repairing

abilities and speed are a `very' bad thing."

"I know. I hate it too."

"So, are you going to be alright?"

"Yeah. I'll manage."

"That's good."

"Yeah."

After a few seconds of awkward silence, the sirens rang.

"We got fic sign!"

So Mike, Kiyone, and the bots rushed to the theater.

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Theater]

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