Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Erotic Torture Chamber MST ❯ Chapter 4 ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: Mystery Science Theater is the property of Best Brains Inc. Tenchi Muyo/Universe is the property of AIC and Pioneer. The original fic; "The erotic torture chamber", is the property of James Padilla, who has given me permission to mst this. With all that said, on with the mst!

MST 6.4

MST of "The erotic torture chamber; chapter 5"

In the not too distant future.

Somewhere in time and space.

Mike Nelson and his robot pals

are caught in an endless chase.

Pursued by a woman, whose name is Pearl.

Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world.

She put a few things in her purse

and in her rocket ship she hunts them all across the univer-erse!

PEARL: I'll….Get….YOU!!!!

"I'll send them cheesy web posts.

The worst, I can find. (lalala)

He'll have to sit and read them all

while I monitor his mind." (lalala)

Now keep in mind Mike can't control

where the postings begin or end. (lalala)

He'll try to keep his sanity

with the help of his robot friends.

<<<Robot Roll Call>>>

CAMBOT! (Let's go!)

GYPSY! (What now?)

TOM SERVO! (Not again!)

CROOOOW! (No more! No more!)

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe,

and other science facts. (lalala)

Then repeat to yourself it's just a post,

you should really just relax!

For Mystery Science Theater 3000……….

[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]

S.O.L.

It was pretty busy for the inhabitants of the satellite of love. Kiyone, who will be the special guest (for those of you who are just now reading), has been training Mike and the bots ever since her arrival. She wanted to make sure that they were in tip top shape, so that they'll be able to withstand the bad fic.

"But Kiyone!" Crow whined as he continued lifting weights. "We already survived such horrors as Oscar, Nav, and other people we're afraid to mention!"

"Yeah!" Tom chimed in while trying miserably to punch a bag with his short arms. "Why do we have to train?!"

"There's no `way' I'm going to fall for any surprises!" she answered. "Pearl wouldn't give a great prize like that without a catch!"

"You mean having Mihoshi transferred?" asked Tom.

"Precisely. Which is why we `must' endure this!"

"But we don't wanna! Besides, my arms are too short for boxing!"

Kiyone didn't answer until she was finished with her hundredth push up. When she finished, she sat down, and sighed.

"Fine. That's enough for today."

The bots cheered as they rushed over to the tv, and started indulging in junk food. Kiyone shook her head in disgust. Just then, Mike came out from the other room. He had just finished running laps in the treadmill.

"All finished." He said. "I have to admit, exercising regularly feels pretty great."

Kiyone smiled at this. She pointed to him while speaking to the bots.

"You see? Why can't you two be as devoted to fitness as him? Asides from Gypsy, he's probably the only person living here that I enjoy being around."

"Thanks." Said Mike. "It feels nice to be appreciated once in a while."

"Suck up." Muttered Tom.

"Yep, Mike will make a great lap dog for the next woman." Said Crow. "That is, if he can ever get a date."

"We just happen to like exercise." Said Mike. "There's nothing wrong with that."

"Sure, Mike, wink-wink. Whatever you say."

"I can say the same thing about Kiyone." Tom added.

"Will you two shut up!?" exclaimed Kiyone. "Still, it's much better than when you were teasing me about having a relationship with Mihoshi," then she glared at them, "which I don't!" Then she turned to Mike. "As soon as I'm off this satellite, I'm going to find whoever started this rumor, and give him a good beating. Want to come with me?"

"That sounds great." Said Mike. "Unfortunately, I'm kinda stuck here against my own free will, so I'll have to pass."

Kiyone looked a little bewildered. "Stuck? I thought you were getting paid?"

"I am. However, we're not allowed to leave."

"Oh. I see. Well, hopefully, I can talk to Washu about someday freeing you."

Suddenly, the mad lights flash.

"Speaking of unfortunate things, Pearls calling." Mike then answered it.

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Hello, Mike." Said Pearl cheerily. "I just wanted to let you know that today is national dictators day at a convention, and I'll be leaving to go there, and you know, take notes, steal ideas, that sort of thing."

S.O.L.

"Well, I hope you have a good time." Said Mike.

"Does that mean no fic?" asked Tom.

CASTLE FORRESTER

Pearl laughed. "That's a good one! I'll have to remember that one."

Bobo then rushed into the room.

"Everything is ready for departure, Lawgiver!"

Pearl thanked him, and returned her focus to the group. "Oh, and before I forget, enjoy chapter 5 of `The erotic torture chamber.' Don't even `think' about trying to signal for help. Brain Guy is staying behind to make sure of that, while Bobo comes with me to be my personal lab example." Then she smiled, and left.

Observer turned towards the camera. After a few seconds of awkward silence, he spoke.

"Well, um, enjoy the fic, um…….that is, if you can." Then he ended transmission.

S.O.L.

Within seconds, the sirens went off, and everyone rushed to the theater.

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Theater]

*Everyone took their seats. Kiyone was in between Mike and Crow, so Tom had to scoot over to the next seat on the left.*

TOM: Oh sure, push me to the corner!

MIKE: Would you rather Kiyone be next to you?

TOM: No. The last thing I need is another lecture about my eating habits.

CROW: Ow! My arms feel sore!

KIYONE: You're a robot. You don't have muscles.

CROW: Oh.

>I STAND CORRECTED...

CROW: *as author* MY FIC "DOES" SUCK!

>I HAVE RECIEVED NOTHING BUT FAN MAIL FOR MY FICS SINCE

>THE END OF NOVEMBER

CROW: *as author* Most of them weren't mine, though.

>...WICH MEANS THAT MY THESIS IS PROVEN TO BE TRUE

TOM: People "are" idiots.

>...THE

>BOTTOM LINE IS,

MIKE: Stone Cold says so!

> THAT IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE WAY THIS SERIES SUCKS THE

>HAPPINESS OUT OF YOU

MIKE: Sorry, but "Highlyflammable man" beat you to the punch.

CROW: This story sucks a few other things out of you as well.

KIYONE: Like what?

MIKE: *quickly* Don't answer that!

>(although I must say I got eccellent reviews about the

>way Tenchi did Ryouko.)

KIYONE: Shouldn't it be the other way around?

MIKE: Trust me. You would've hated that chapter.

>THEN DON'T READ IT

TOM: He makes a valid point. Can we stop now?

MIKE: Pearl locked the doors, remember?
TOM: *to the fic* THEN STOP WRITING!

>...TRUE LEMON FANS ENJOY.

CROW: Assuming they haven't gone deaf from all the shouting.

> chapter5: The Erotic Torture Chamber

>"How dare you break into my lab and disrupt my work!" "But Washu, you

>told me to meet you here at 3:30 and..and

TOM: *as Sasami* To put if bluntly, you're an idiot.

KIYONE: *snickers*

>...I"said a very scared Sasami.

>"Oh...but of course I did..." said Washu with a wicked grin on her face.

>"Must've slipped my mind.."

KIYONE: Has Washu become senile or something?

CROW: Among other things.

> "Um washu um if this is a a b-bad time I

>can c-come back later.."said Sasami.

MIKE: Oh great! The fics on the fritz again!

> "That is completely unnecissary." said

>Washu. "You startled me,

KIYONE: *as Washu* I thought you were the GP again.

> I wasn't expecting you to come in at this part of

>my lab...but for future refrences, DO NOT COME DOWN HERE UNLESS I ASK YOU

>TOO. Got it?"

CROW: *as Washu* Or do I have to make an example of you.

TOM: *as Sasami* Never saw a thing.

> "Y-yes of course washu."

KIYONE: Answered Sasami as she hid her camera.

> "Great then follow me."

>

>Washu lead sasami towards the technical part of the lab where she conducts

>experiments.

CROW: Guys? I'm going to start counting obvious statements again.

KIYONE: Go right ahead.

> Far away and not anywhere near the sex dungeon.

KIYONE: Um, yeah. Thanks for clearing that up.

CROW: 2!

> washu was

>wearing bright red panties wich fit tightly around her perfect ass and nicly

>shaped pussy.

KIYONE: Washu has an ass?

ALL: *laughing*

> Following that was red bra that hugged her beutiful 36D chest.

ALL: *now in hysterical laughter*

CROW: *while laughing* Not even in her adult form does she have a 36D chest size!

MIKE: *ditto* That's just like that chapter that said Ayeka had a double D chest!

KIYONE: *hearing that part, her sides were now hurting* Ow! I think I laughed too hard.

>She looked much wilder then usual,

MIKE: If you didn't count her unkempt hair.

> she had both her nipples pierced and a

>tattoo on her left ass cheek that repersented female domination.

CROW: So she got a tattoo of Lilith?

> She wore 6 inch elevator boots with golden buckles,

MIKE: Like from "The girl with the gold boots?"

KIYONE: I'm guessing she has a hard time walking in those.

> and had a firey look in her eye all

>together made her look scary yet irresistible.

KIYONE: In the "kill it" sort of sense.

>"sasami please give me a hug." Washu asked Sasami.

CROW: What the?

MIKE: *as Washu, sadly* I'm lonely and there are cops after me.

> "Oh um ok Washu" said Sasami.

CROW: *as Sasami* But you better not tell me to rub your magic lamp like Tenchi's father did!

MIKE: Crow!

CROW: What? It makes sense. How else do you explain him not even being mentioned in the fic? The guys probably in jail!

MIKE: ………True, but try to phrase that better in the future.

>Washu grabbed Sasami and squeezed her tightly, she put sasami's face

>Straight into her breasts wich was exactaly what sasami was trying to avoid >when Giving her the hug.

TOM: Well that's kind of hard to avoid, what with having a 36D chest and all.

ALL: *start laughing again*

> Washu pressed sasami's face harder into her breasts.

>washu's nipples were as hard as rocks and washu's right nipple was

>painfully digging into sasami's head.

CROW: *as announcer* From the makers of the ginzu knives and the rubber woman, be bring you "ginzu breasts!"

>"washu, please stop!!!" screemed sasami. "Stop squirming!!!!" yelled washu.

KIYONE: She's not doing what I think she's doing, is she?!

MIKE: About to rape Sasami? I hope not.

TOM: Not again, at least.

KIYONE: O_O!

>washu without hesitation jolted her hand forward and grabbed Sasami's pussy.

TOM: Ryo-ohki wasn't very pleased.

>"no please Ayeka stop!!!" screemed sasami, "Aha!"yelled Washu.

>"Perfect! thats just what I wanted to find out.

MIKE: *as Washu* I "am" a sick freak!

> you see Sasami, I was on suspicion that your sister was Raping you and i >knew that if i asked you you wouldn't admit it. So I had to take matters >into my own hands."

MIKE: Literally speaking.

TOM: So if she was under suspicion of child rape, why did she build a torture chamber with the idea to "make everyone pay?" And if she was getting turned on at hugging her, why would she even "care" if………*shuts down*

KIYONE: Tom? Are you alright?

MIKE He'll be fine. He just put too much thought into this fic again. I'll fix him. *begins rebooting Tom*

>sasami began to cry.

>

>"It's true! it's true dammit!!!!" Screemed sasami.

KIYONE: Her vocabulary seems to have changed.

MIKE: You have "no" idea.

>(KITCHEN)

>

>"I'm starving!" maoned Ryouko, as she scavenged through the cabinets

>for junk food.

KIYONE: *as Ryoko* I can't get off my lazy ass to cook anything!

TOM: *has been rebooted* Looks like they need their slave again.

>She looked in the first cabinet.

>

>"Instant miso soup...no" said ryouko "There's nothing to eat in this house!

TOM: But didn't she just say "instant miso soup?"

MIKE Just smile and nod.

> I don't know how sasami comes up with these big delicious meals

>when there's no fucking food!!!"

>

>Then the idea hit her....

MIKE: *as Ryoko* Sasami must "steal" food from people!

>one of the most scandelous idea's that came to mind.....

CROW: She decided to seduce Noboyuki for food!

KIYONE: Sadly, that's a possibility.

>"MIHOSHI'S SECRET STASH!!!!!" Ryouko exclaimed.

TOM: So, Ryoko's Happosai now?

KIYONE: Not "that" kind of stash!

MIKE: So Mihoshi has a secret food stash?

KIYONE: Yeah, although with how many people she's told about it, it's not really a secret anymore.

>She crept down the hallway and up the stairs to Mihoshi and kiyone's room.

>

>"Ryouko!!!!!!" screemed Ayeka. "What do you think your doing sneaking

>into mihoshi and kiyones room!!!?

TOM: *as Ayeka* By the way, did you like the way I just teleported here?

CROW: So Ryoko flew all the way to Kiyone and Mihoshi's apartment?

MIKE: This might be a different continuity.

CROW: Then why is Kiyone in this?

KIYONE: "I'm" in this?!

>"Non of your buisness my royal BITCHINESS!!!!!" fired Ryouko.

MIKE: You know, it just doesn't have the same pizzazz as a protesting monk.

> "why, your nothing but a space whore!" Ayeka said back.

>"I'm warning you Ayeka, I am not in the mood!" said Ryouko.

CROW: *as Ayeka* Well with Sasami gone, I have to rape "somebody!"

MIKE:………

>"What are you gonna do, skank me to death!!!!? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA" said

>Ayeka in her usual high pitched distinguished face.

TOM: High pitched, what?

CROW: I didn't know faces could "make" sounds.

>>SMACK<

MIKE: Oh no! It's the return of the cue cards!

>ryouko slapped Ayeka with full force. Ayeka slowly moved her hand over her

>face, trying to sooth the pain she was feeling in her left cheek.

>

>"H....how...dare you." said a shocked ayeka.

KIYONE: What's so surprising? It's not like she never did it before.

CROW: Maybe "they're" the closet lesbians.

TOM: *as Ayeka* I thought you loved me.

>Without hesitation Ayeka smacked Ryouko back 10 times harder then Ryouko

>slapped her.

>

>>AAHHHHHHH!!!!<

>

>Ryouko went flying through the wall.

MIKE: Ayeka got pretty strong, hasn't she.

CROW: Now all we need is for her skin to turn green.

> Ryouko got back up slowly. a red glare formed in her eye's.

TOM: *as Ryoko* Ryoko smash!!

>"HAHAHAHAHA! am I supposed to be affraid of you?

MIKE: *as Ayeka* Sure, your eyes are glowing red, you survived my immense strength, your skin a turning green, "and" you're growing in size, but why "should" I be afraid of you?

> you space WHORE! HAHAHA!!!"

KIYONE: Pretty lame comeback if you ask me.

>Ryouko gives ayeka an intimidating look.

CROW: *as Ryoko* Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

>"Uh...Ryouko, um w..what are y...you gonna d...do to me?" said a now

>extremely frightened Ayeka

MIKE: *as Ayeka* She was right. I "wouldn't" like her when she's angry.

>............................................................ .............

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>

>............................................................ ................>.

>

>............................ "5"

KIYONE: Oh no! She strapped herself with a bomb!

MIKE: A bomb with dull senses.

>............................................................ ................>..

>

>.... "4"

>"Um Ryouko, w...why are you counting down like that?"

MIKE: Ayeka! Get down!

>............................................................ .... "3"

>............................................ "2"

>"R...ryouko d..don't do anything stupid now"

CROW: Run, Ayeka! She's gonna use her gamma explosion technique on you!

>................................... "1"

>.......................... "0"

>"OH MY GOD RYOUKO NOOO!"

BOTS: *make explosive sounds*

>(BACK AT THE LAB).

TOM: Washu was hard at work, trying to piece Ryoko and Ayeka back together again.

>"sasami follow me."

>

>washu led her to one of her newest inventions.

MIKE: *as Washu* This is what happens when you mess with gamma radiation.

>"Now listen to me Sasami, you must stop crying, you will have your revenge

>on your sister."said a sincere washu.

KIYONE: Finally! Things are starting to get interesting!

CROW: It had better be more interesting than gamma explosions!

>washu was very hard to take seriously.

KIYONE: She could never end a sentence without at least "one" joke.

> it was hard to see past that sexual outfit.

CROW: It reminded her of the days when she used to play dress up.

it reminded sasami too much of her sister.

CROW: Thus proves my point.

>"This is my newest machine. it triples the age of anyone who steps into

>it. That would put the appearance of your body to that of a woman in her mid

>twenties.

MIKE: Why am I not liking where this is going?

> That would make you strong enough to get back at your sister."

>

>"So that means that i'll get to see what I look like when i'm an

>adult?'

>"Pricisely."

TOM: *as Washu* Things are easier to understand when I "dumb" things down a bit.

>"When i'm in my new body, i will do everything that my sister did to me

>except worse!"

>"Now thats the right atittude."

KIYONE: No it's not!

MIKE: Two wrongs never make a right.

CROW: They make a left. *notices everyone staring at him* Uh, never mind.

>Sasami stepped into the machine. washu got behind her control panel to

>activate the machine.

MIKE: *as Washu* Now believe me when I say that "this is really going to hurt."

>"I will add a special chemical in sasmi

KIYONE: "Sasmi?"

CROW: Sasami's twisted doppelganger.

> that will make her EXTREMELY horney." washu thought.

KIYONE: Did Washu accidentally inhale any bad fumes?

MIKE: I'll admit. Her vocabulary "does" seem to have decreased.

> "maybe then when the little princess is all grown up, we can have a little >fun together before she gets her revenge. I might

>even consider letting her co-run my sexual torture kingdom, we could rule

>together!"said an excited washu.

TOM: I thought Washu was "thinking" this?

KIYONE And since when will Sasami "want" to rape and torture innocent people?!

MIKE: It's best not to think about it.

>"Unfortunatley sasami, this is gonna take a few hour's,

TOM: She likes her humans cooked well done.

> i'll explain to you all about tsunami when you are ready, okay?"

MIKE: So this "is" the Muyo dimension………now I'm "really" confused.

TOM: Been there, done that.

>"Um, ok Washu" said sasami.

>

>"now its time to have a little fun!' thought washu.

TOM: She's gonna leave her there for days, and come back when she's gone crazy.

KIYONE: Much like herself.

> "Now where did I put that bitch hanging from her nipples? >Heheehehehehehehehe!!!!"

KIYONE: *clutches her breast*

CROW: Is that even possible?

>washu teleported to her torture chamber. she then approached a room in wich

>Kiyone and Mihoshi were chained up.

KIYONE: *gaping*

>they were both screeming through the ball gag as best as they could.

CROW: *as muffled Kiyone* Don't disturb us during our session!

KIYONE: *stops gaping* How the hell did this happen?!

>"Alright you two, let's here what you have to say."

>

>Washu took off mihosh's ball gag...

MIKE: *as Mihoshi* Thanks, Washu! That ball gag tasted like rubber! Speaking of rubber, I remember this one time when……

CROW: *as Washu*……I can't take it anymore! I'm putting this back on you!

>"Washu! when you said that you had something to show me I didn't know

>that this is what you ment."

MIKE: She was expecting something cute and cuddly

>"Shutup you fool!" said Washu with a grin on her face. if you only knew

CROW: *as Washu* ……how stupid I'm feeling with each passing moment.

>The thing's i am gonna do to you!

TOM: "She'll" be the one giving Rush Limbaugh a sponge bath!

BOTS: *shudder*

>I think i'll work with mihoshi for a while,then i'll get to you Kiyone!"

KIYONE: *trying to contain her anger*

MIKE: "This" is where your training pays off.

>Washu slowly slipped off her red panties and threw them at Kiyone's face.

CROW: Uh-oh.

>Washu laughed at Kiyone's struggle to remove the panties from her face

>while being chained down. She walked over to Mihoshi...

KIYONE: *counting to herself*

TOM: And tripped due to her six inch boots.

>"W...washu what are you gonna do?"

MIKE: When they come for you?

BOTS: Bad girls, bad girls!

>Washu laughed without saying a word.

CROW: 3!

> washu stepped right in front of Mihoshi so mihoshi was face to face with >washu's pussy.

TOM: So Washu has a cabbit too?

>"you see this Mihoshi? this is your master....and you will obey!"

CROW: Now she has to take orders from animals? Who does she think she is, Oscar?

>Washu grabbed a lock of mihoshi's hair and forced her pussy into her mouth.

>

>"HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! SUCK IT BITCH! SUCK IT OOOOOOHHHHHHHYEAH!!!"

TOM: Hey! That's cruelty to animals!

>Washu began to hump Mihoshi's face.

>

>"Lick me you stupid bitch LICK ME!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!"

TOM: *scoffs* Oh, so now "dogs" are involved too?!

KIYONE: *laughs a bit* Thanks, Tom.

>tears formed in mihoshi's eye's. washu continued to thrust her pussy at

>her face. Washu lied down on her back and forced mihoshi's face down with >her.

TOM: How the hell?! I thought she was chained down!?

MIKE: They just don't make chains like they used to.

> she wrapped her legs around mihoshi's head. this went on for about 30

>minutes. washu slammed mihoshi on her back and tied her arms and leggs down.

TOM: So let me get this straight. Mihoshi was free this whole time, yet she didn't bother to try escaping, let alone trying to free her partner. And when Washu entered, the only restraints she had were a ball gag?! Why wasn't the rest of her tied up? Why didn't she………*head is smoking* Too many questions! Too many plot holes! Too much violence!

MIKE: Tom! Calm down!

>she ripped of mihoshi's shirt and bra.

>

>"You blond whore! your tits are so damn big!"

CROW: 4!

TOM: The stupidity of it all! *head explodes*

KIYONE: Tom? Tom?! *to Mike* What happened to him?!

CROW: Oh. His head just exploded. It's usually caused by something too illogical or too horrible, such as way too many senseless scenes, or even something as horrible as bestiality.

KIYONE: Has this ever happened before?

MIKE: Surprisingly, not in a long time.

KIYONE: Will he be alright?

MIKE: Sure. The nanites will have him fixed in no time.

>Washu scratched Mihoshis tits with her sharp nails and drew blood.

KIYONE: *shocked* What the hell did she do "that" for?!

CROW: Breast envy, I guess.

> She then sucked on the blood.

CROW: Or maybe she's part vampire?

> Mihoshi screemed in agonizing pain. Washu fetched her

>padel and poured salt water on her scratches.

CROW: Mind……feeling……dizzy! Can't……make……sense!

> Mihoshi continued to screeem, the sound echoed through the walls. Washu >slapped Mihoshi. she then continued to smack, slap and punch her till >mihoshi was almost unconcious.

MIKE: Yeesh! Talk about overdoing it.

KIYONE: This……this is horrible!

> Mihoshi maoned with pain. washu began to scam with mihoshi, she stuck her >long toung down mihoshis throat and licked her tounsils.

TOM: *head is repaired* So who is she now, Gene Simmons?

CROW: Washu "is" the lead singer for KISS!

KIYONE: That's theoretically impossible! How can she lick her tonsils if she stuck her tongue down her throat?!

TOM: No, Kiyone. You're thinking of a "tongue." A "toung" is much more versatile in ways we can never hope to understand.

> Washu smacked mihoshi across

>her breasts with the padel. Mihoshi lie motionless accept for a couple tears

>that rolled down her face. The salt water stung mihoshis tits.

KIYONE: I don't care "how" annoying she is! Mihoshi would "never" deserve something like this!

CROW: So does that mean you no longer wish for that transfer?

KIYONE: Hey, I'm not feeling "that" sympathetic.

>"Now I'm gonna finish you off Mihoshi...." said a smiling Washu.

TOM: Yay! She's gonna kill her!

KIYONE: *to the fic* Quick! Put her out of her misery!

>Washu grabbed a lazer sharpend knife about 7 inches long.

MIKE: I don't mean to ruin this already ruined fic with some logic, but a lazer can't sharpen a knife, only cut it.

CROW: So it used to be a sword?
MIKE:………Oh. Well, I guess.

> Kiyone had already fainted.

KIYONE: And I don't blame me.

> washu grinned and without hesitation stabbed Mihoshi's vagina.

KIYONE: *clutches her vaginal area and winces*

BOTS: O_O!

MIKE: O_O! I've never seen anything "this" bad since "Chibiusas 7th birthday!"

> She

>continouously stabbed her pussy. in and out the knife went. Washu sucked the

>blood from her pussy.

KIYONE: *has just fainted*

MIKE: I can sympathize with her, what with seeing that circumcision scene a couple chapters back.

>"I.....I hate you Washu....." said Mihoshi.

MIKE: You "know" someone is sick and demented in order for someone like "Mihoshi" to use the word "hate."

CROW: Yeah. Speaking of which, I "hate" this fic.

TOM: I "hate" it too.

MIKE: I just "hate" being forced to watch bad fics.

BOTS: Hear-hear!

> "Well Mihoshi, according to Machievelli, it is better to be feared then >loved......."

TOM: Machiavelli said that?

MIKE: *checking an online encyclopedia* I'm checking, I'm checking.

>Washu sat on Mihoshi's face smothering her with her pussy and cummed all

>over her face. about a gallon of cum squirted out of her.

TOM: I'm not even going to "ask" how "that's" possible!

MIKE: I think it's time for a break.

OBSERVER: *voice over* Sorry, Mike. I'm afraid there's no break for today.

MIKE: Why not?

OBSERVER: It's extra responsibility to watch you from outside of the theater, and I don't want to deal with it. Besides, my shows are on.

CROW: Aw, dammit!

KIYONE: *waking up* Wh-what happened? *looks at the fic* Oh.

> she then smired the cum all over Mihoshi's briused face with her pussy. >washu then leaned down and kissed Mihoshi on the lips.

ALL: Eww!

>"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm exhausted." said washu.

MIKE: "Ahhhhhhhh" I'm sickened, said Mike.

KIYONE: "Aaaargghh!" I'm pissed off!

TOM: Um, not exactly right, Kiyone.

KIYONE: I wasn't trying to be funny!

TOM: Oh.

> "I'll get you later Kiyone.

>Too bad your tits aren't as big as Mihoshi's,

KIYONE: Hey!

> I would have more fun with you if they were."

CROW: Washu must "really" be insecure about her breast size.

>Washu then laughed quite devilishly and walked out to check if Sasami was

>ready.

MIKE: *as Washu* I hope I didn't overcook her.

>"Hahahaha, i'd better put my panties back on before sasami see's me

>like this."

KIYONE: Heaven forbid if she should see you any "more" sick and demented than you already are!

MIKE: It's a good thing Washu isn't "really" like this.

CROW: At least, we hope not.

>She reached down at her pussy and started banging herself.

CROW: Quite a horny one, aint she?

> Then she Proceeded down the hall to her age increasing machine...

MIKE: You know, I may have only seen Washu on tv, but I bet she has a much more "extensive" vocabulary than that.

KIYONE: More than you know.

>"Sasami, are you ready yet?"

TOM: She's eating her alive?!

CROW: In more ways than one, I bet.

MIKE: This is sounding more and more like Hannibal by the minute……wait, no. At least Hannibal has some class.

>(Ayeka's room)

>>sigh<

CROW: Now bringing "more" powerful relief!

>"Oh, how I yearn for Sasami to be here so she can fulfil my sexual desires.

TOM: I know everyone in this fics been very OOC, but damn!

>Her tight little ass, her small round immature breasts, her innocence alone

>drives me sexually crazy.

CROW: Believe me when I say that if I wasn't already turned off, "this" would've done the trick.

> I need to rape her!!!!!

KIYONE: When I get back, I'm going to do a background check on Ayeka.

> I crave for her struggling moans as I force her to suck me. I urge for >those tears that form in her eye's when i fuck her in the ass with my fake >cock. Oh well, she's just gonna get it overtime the next time i see her."

ALL:………

TOM: Damn!

CROW: Talk about messed up.

KIYONE: *cocks her gun* The next word that comes out of her mouth, I'm shooting!

>She then forgets about Sasami and masterbates as she fantasizes about

>Tenchi.

MIKE: You know, I'm actually quite surprised that she hasn't tried to rape "him" yet.

TOM: Give it time………

>She grabs Tenchi's school picture and licks it all over. When she released

>her cum, she let it all out over the picture, saturating it with her cream.

KIYONE: *feeling ill* This hasn't been a very good day.

CROW: I withdraw my previous statement. "This" is more messed up.

>"Fuck! I got carried away, i'm gonna have to ask tenchi for a new copy.

CROW: *as Tenchi* Not again, Ayeka! This is the third one this week! Well, at least it was just "you" this time.

TOM: *as Ryoko* Tenchi! I need a new copy of your picture!

>Dammit! what the hell am i gonna tell him.....I cummed all over the first

>one so i need a new copy to ruin with my eggs?

MIKE: Guys? Tell Gypsy to take eggs off of tomorrow mornings breakfast menu.

KIYONE: Ugh! I've never felt "this" sick over watching something before.

MIKE: This is why we usually have breaks.

TOM: But since some "albino" doesn't want to get off his lazy "ass" just to check up on us………

OBSERVER: *voice over* I heard that!

>(Tenchi's room)

>

>"Okay Tenchi, let's do a little role playing...." said an excited

>Ryouko, wearing nothing but a see through bra and panties set.

CROW: Finally, some "quality" entertainment!

>"Um, well okay Ryouko. What is the scenario?" "Your a prison convict

>and i'm the prison guard. Youve been a VERY naughty boy and I have to punish >you..."

TOM: Sadly, that role fits Tenchi "very" well.

>"Well ok if you say so Ryouko."

>

>"Get up against the wall convict!" yelled Ryouko.

>

>Tenchi was taken by suprise and was scared at first until he realized that

>she was just role playing.

CROW: *chuckles* What an idiot.

KIYONE: Can we "please" stop picking on Tenchi for now?!

> without hesitating, tenchi did what she told him.

MIKE: Anyone get that?

>"It's time for a full body search!"

>

>Ryouko grabbed tenchi's ass. Then she eventually was completely feeling on

>Tenchi all over. She then violently threw him on the bed.

CROW: Something Tenchi was "very" used to during his months in prison.

KIYONE: Shut up, Crow!

> Tenchi, completely molested,

MIKE: Figuratively "and" literally speaking.

CROW: 5!

> lied back and let Ryouko do whatever she wanted to him without

>protest. They had already had sex enough times for tenchi to know better

>then to fight against ryouko.

CROW: *as Ryoko* That's right, Tenchi! You "know" your place!

KIYONE: *sighs, but says nothing*

> She began to suck his cock. Her head bobbed up and down as she

>sucked every part of it. Tenchi put his hand on her head and gripped a lock

>of hair. Ryouko continued this motion for 15 minutes....

MIKE: I sure hope it isn't turning purple like last time.

>"OOOOOOOOhh Ryouko, i'm gonna explode in your mouth, you'd better stop

>now."

>

>But Ryouko continued the action. Tenchi let it all out in Ryouko's mouth.

>

>"COUGH! COUGH!M CHOCK

ALL: *snickering*

KIYONE: "Chock?"

CROW: Maybe he means "chalk?"

> GARGGLE CHOCK!

ALL: *snickering again*

> GAG!!!!!" Ryouko chocked on tenchi's cum.

ALL: *now laughing*

MIKE: Quite the odd artist, isn't she.

> She wasn't expecting that much to come out of Tenchi.

TOM: Yeah? Well, "we" weren't expecting Washu to hold a gallon cum either, but it "still" happened!

>"Dammit TENCHI! What, you think your some kind of hot shot pimp now making

>me chock

ALL: *snickering again*

> on your FUCKING CUM LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING ONE DOLLAR

>WHORE!!!!!!!!!!??????"

>

>Tenchi was speechless.

MIKE: *as Tenchi* I thought you "were" a one dollar whore?

KIYONE: *confused* What just happened?

CROW: Maybe Ryoko's trying to fall back IC?

>"Hehehehe geez Tenchi i was only joking!" said Ryouko. "Keep going

>Tenchi, i'm not finished with you yet!"

TOM: But I thought he was already finished?

>"Okay Ryouko, lets try a different scenario, i'll be a hot shot pimp and

>you'll be the one dollar whore!"

ALL: -_-…

>"Well, I guess that would be sort of exciting." said Ryouko.

>

>"Bend over bitch and give me ass!"

>

>"Yes master!"

CROW: *as Tenchi* Use the strap on this time!

KIYONE: Crow!

MIKE: *to Kiyone* Thanks.

>Tenchi bent Ryouko over and started fucking Ryouko in the ass.

MIKE: Did Ryoko make a double of herself or something?

CROW: 6!

>"Oh i love a tight ass!" said tenchi

MIKE: Don't even think it, Crow!

CROW: What?

>Tenchi kept humping Ryouko. He continuously screwed Ryouko, first fast, and

>then slow.

KIYONE: I thought it was first slow, and "then" fast?

MIKE: *shrugs* I wouldn't know.

CROW: Maybe it's a gay thing.

KIYONE: I'm warning you, robot………

>" AH-AH-AHA-AH-AH-AH-AH!!!!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHH! FUCK ME-FUCK

>ME-OOOOHHHHHYES!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHTENCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT YOUR FAT

>COCK INSIDE MY PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE!!!!"

KIYONE: Aaargghh!!! This is so "stupid!" How do you guys stand watching crap like this?!

TOM: Nerves of steel, babe. Nerves of steel.

>Tenchi layed Ryouko down and stuck his dick inside her.

>

>"AHHHHHHHH! tenchi keep fucking me, meke me feel PAIN Tenchi."

ALL: AAAHH!! DON'T!!

>Tenchi furiosly fucked Ryouko. Ryouko wrapped her legs around Tenchi's

>back. She moved her ass in the motion of his dick and cumed all over his >dick. Tenchi pulled out.

>

>"Look at that mess you made, clean it off!" demanded Tenchi.

BOTS: *snickers*

TOM: It's actually kind of funny seeing Tenchi give orders like that.

>"Yes Master Tenchi." replied Ryouko.

>

>And ryouko went to work between Tenchi's legs. tenchi ejackulated in her

>mouth again except she didn't swollow this time, she just let the cum leak

>down the side of her mouth as she countinued to suck.

KIYONE: *chanting* I can hold it in. I can hold it in………

>(Back at the lab)

>

>"My, my,my wow how you've grown Sasami" said Washu.

MIKE: The rack really "does" work.

> "I feel so weird Washu. I feel really strange."

TOM: *as Sasami* I feel like my heads been removed from my body, and placed somewhere else.

CROW: *as Washu* Surprise! You're ultimate revenge! Now you're stuck with Tenchi's body! Your sister will envy you for eternity!

KIYONE: *looking at the bots strangely*

> "Thats your hornyness. its gonna make you crazy for sex sasami."

ALL: *laughing*

KIYONE: Washu must've "really" inhaled some bad fumes!

MIKE: What kind of scientist uses "that" word, anyways?

CROW: *scoffs* "Hornyness." What'll they think of next?

>"Wow Washu, perhaps we can have a little fun together..." Said Sasami in

>her much deeper voice.

BOTS: AAAHH! Sasami's turned into a guy!

MIKE: She really wasn't kidding when she said that she'll be stronger than her sister.

>"Sasami, I've been waiting to here you say that for a long time.....but

>first I must give you a quiz to see if your as evil and as horney as

>me..." Said Washu.

KIYONE: *as Washu* Then I'll test to see how stupid you are too.

>"Bring it on honey!" Said an anxious Sasami.

>

>"Okay, Question number one.......if you saw a helpless little child alone

>in the streets who has been accidentally seperated from his or hers parents,

>what would you do?"

KIYONE: I would help it find its parents.

MIKE: So would I.

TOM: I'd just leave it for someone else to handle.

CROW: I'd help it……for a price.

>"Well, first I would ask him if he loves his mother and Daddy,

MIKE: Mother and daddy?

> and if he say's yes, I'd rape it's little brains out and then deliver it's

>head to his parents with my cum all over it. And if it say's no, then I'd >rape it anyways and deliver it battered and bruised with my cum all over his

>clothes..."

KIYONE: *shocked*

CROW: Sasami has "officially" joined the darkside.

>Tears begain to form in Washu's eye's. She was happier then she's ever

>been at that moment and realized that Sasami might even be morally worse >then Washu herself.

MIKE: *as Washu* Yes! Now "I" won't look so bad!

>"Okay Sasami, your doing great, now here's question number 2......if you

>were a substitute teacher for a 4th grade class, what would your students

>have to do to earn an A?"

CROW: Uh-oh.

KIYONE: I have a very bad feeling about this question.

>sasami laughed at that question.

CROW: She thought it was stupid too.

> She hesitated for a moment and then answered the question.

>

>"I would hold a fuck contest in wich the students pair up into groups of 2

>and the female would have to do to the male whatever I tell her to do to

>him. the loser would then have to eat my cum. HEHEHEHE, I'm soooo

>scandelous!" said Sasami

ALL:…………

CROW: Sorry, but that surprised even "me."

>"okay Sasami, I am very proud of you,

KIYONE: "I'm" not!

> now here is question number 3........if you had a chance to get back at >your sister for what she has done to you........what would you do?

>

>Sasami had a very nasty look on her face, wich then turned into a

>smile......she then proceeded to answer the question.............

MIKE: As if we don't know what "that" is.

(Kiyone & Mihoshi's dungeon room)

"Mihoshi, are you still alive?" said Kiyone.

"Bearly......

CROW: Even in pain, Mihoshi "still" manages to stay cheery with a bit of humor by spelling "barely" as "bearly."

TOM: Finally! Now we can leave!

KIYONE: And I couldn't be happier!

*everyone gets up and leaves the theater*

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[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]

Mike and the gang were so exhausted from not having a break, that they just all plopped on the sofa, and Mike used the remote to turn on the tv.

"I had a `terrible' time!" exclaimed Kiyone. "Why wasn't there an intermission?!"

"Well, Pearl was gone, and Brain Guy was being lazy piece of crap." Said Crow.

Gypsy entered, and gave them some snacks and sodas. Each one thanked Gypsy.

"I was going to train us some more, but now I'm too tired." Said Kiyone as she was watching Mike channel surf.

The mad lights were now flashing. Since everyone was too tired, Gypsy answered it.

CASTLE FORRESTER

Pearl had returned from her trip, and had a blissful look on her face.

"Hello, Gypsy." She said. "Where's Mike? I want to tell him about the new ways I can rule the world."

S.O.L.

"Sorry, but Mike and the other's are too tired." Answered Gypsy. "Observer was too lazy to watch them, so he didn't let them take a break."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Oh really……." Said Pearl, now feeling agitated. "That means that I'll have to wait until he's `better' before I can show off his misery to him." Then she grabbed Observer, and socked him in the face, instantly knocking him out. Bobo laughed at his unconscious body. Pearl sighed, and then redirected her attention to Gypsy.

"So, how did they like the fic?"

S.O.L.

"I don't think they liked it." Answered Gypsy. "They were still able to tolerate it, though."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"And Kiyone?"

S.O.L.

"I'm not sure. She looks tired, but other than that, she seems fine."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Dammit!" then she kicked Observer's body. "Oh well. They have 5 more chapters watch. I'll let them enjoy their rest. They won't be so lucky next time." Then she ended transmission.

*Roll Credits. Sounds of Pearl muttering choice words can be heard as she's kicking Observer.*

Well, there goes another chapter. I'd like to once again thank James Padilla for giving me permission to mst this, and the readers who sent me an email about the mst. I appreciate your kind words.

Once again, my email address is evil_reviewer@hotmail.com

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