Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Erotic Torture Chamber MST ❯ Chapter 3 ( Chapter 3 )
Ryoko will finally get to leave after the fourth chapter, and so will Mihoshi (after sitting through chapter 3).
The original fic is moreso about Sasami's thoughts, a brief appearance of Ryoko and Tenchi, and a little bit more of Washu's torture chamber.
Anime/Manga: Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Horror / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.25.2003 | Pages: 25 | Words: 6.3K | Visits: 819 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: Mystery Science Theater is the property of Best Brains Inc. Tenchi Muyo/Universe is the property of AIC and Pioneer. The original fic "The Erotic Torture Chamber" is the property of James Padilla, who has given me full permission to mst this. Also, he has allowed me to mst chapter 10 of his fic, which, I might add, I have the only copy of. You will get to see it when I reach it. With all of that said, enjoy.
MST # 6.3
MST of "Erotic Torture chamber" chapters 3 and 4.
In the not too distant future,
Somewhere in time and space.
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
are caught in a nasty place.
They try to survive, the wrath of Pearl.
Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world.
From her castle below she sets her sights above,
just to torture all the captains on the satellite of lo-ove!
MIKE: "Get…Me…Dowwnn!!!"
"I'll send them cheesy web posts,
the worst, I can find. (lalala)
He'll have to sit and read them all
while I monitor his mind." (lalala)
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
where the postings begin or end. (lalala)
He'll try to keep his sanity
with the help of his robot friends.
<<<Robot Roll Call>>>
CAMBOT! (You're on!)
GYPSY! (Oh no!)
TOM SERVO! (Check me out!)
CROOOOW! (I'm different!)
If you're wondering how they eat and breathe,
and other science facts. (lalala)
Then repeat to yourself it's just a post
you should really just relax, for……
Mystery Science Theater 3000……..
[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]
CASTLE FORRESTER
Pearl, Observer, and Bobo were getting things ready for the next experiment. Well, actually, Pearl was just sitting around watching tv, while "Bobo and Observer" were getting things ready for the next experiment. While they were doing this, they receive an incoming call. Pearl answers it, and the persons face appears on the monitor.
"Pearl Forrester speaking. May I ask who is bothering me today?"
After a few seconds, he spoke. This is James Padilla, the author of `The erotic torture chamber."
Pearl quickly stood up in surprise. "Huh? You're kidding, right?"
"Nope, I'm afraid not."
"But according to my research from Nelson, you were black."
"A bit of a mis-assumption, I believe."
"Oh. Well, what do you want? Mike and the bots are faring quite well with your story, much to my dismay." She muttered the last part.
"Yes, well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about." He continued. "You see, I am fully aware that my fic was………"
"Horrible?" Pearl interrupted. "We know. That's why we sent it." Then she smiled. "And you have my deepest gratitude for doing so."
"You're welcome, but that's not why I called. I wanted to apologize for what I wrote. You see, my problem was that I was a beginning author with a twisted imagination, but I lacked the skill which was necessary for an effective way of delivering my material. I can't put in words how ashamed of this fic I am and it's not even for its content."
Just then, Observer came into view.
"Excuse me for a minute." Said Pearl, and then turned to Observer. "How is he contacting us? I don't remember giving you permission to break to fourth wall."
"Well, madam, for once it wasn't me. Apparently he really `did' change his ways, which more than likely resulted in an imbalance in the universes. It should go back to normal soon. In the meantime, just watch out for some weird events unfolding from time to time."
"Thank you for that information." Said Pearl. "Now go away until I need you again." Then she violently pushed him out of view. Finally, she turned back to James. "So sorry to interrupt. Now that I understand things a little better, please continue."
So he did. "Anyways, I wrote that fic about 4 years ago if I recall correctly, and the fact of the matter is that I was immature and not credible. I have a couple favors to ask of you as the progression of your `experiment' continues."
"Sure, name them." Answered Pearl while trying to hide her irritation.
"First, please let everyone, especially Mike and his friends, become aware of the things that I've just told you. And second, please let them know that I am a `much' more improved writer and an intelligent person without ruining the quick and witty storyline of your world."
Suddenly, there was a 3.0 earthquake, the lights flickered, and Bobo caught a flying pig from midair.
"Agreed!" Pearl quickly said. "Just don't talk about the fourth wall anymore!"
"To summarize what I'm saying, let the readers know in some way, that I am not proud of what I wrote and to this present day I am a polished writer and intelligent person."
All of a sudden, Pearls hair became blue, Bobo grew two extra arms, and Observer grew a full top of hockey hair. James looked at her, and smiled nervously.
"Sorry about that."
Pearl sighed. "Don't worry about it. Stranger things have happened to me. I'll be sure to tell Mike, the bots, and even Ryoko. Hell, I'll make a public announcement in cyberspace. I'd do it in real life, but that's too much time and money. Besides, I'm not exactly what you would call a law abiding citizen."
"She even had the Jurai army storm her castle once.!" Bobo shouted from a distance. "By the way, do you think that I can fly with these new arms?"
"Try it from the top of the castle!" Pearl shouted back.
"Sure thing!" then Bobo left.
Pearl rolled her eyes. "Idiots these days." Then she brought her attention back to James. "I'll be sure to follow up on your demands. Now hang up before the fourth wall crumples any further!"
"Thank you, and farewell." Then he ended transmission.
Pearl sighed, sat back down, and motioned for Observer to approach her. He did, all the while smiling at his new set of hair.
"He certainly was a rather nice fellow." He said.
"Yes, he certainly was, which is really disappointing!" Then she highlighted the message on the caller ID, and deleted it. "This message must never be told! If those lab rats were to see him in his reformed state, there goes my chances of driving them insane!"
"You have my word, madam. But what about that hairy lout?"
"Bobo won't say anything, especially after ten seconds."
So they silently waited. Ten seconds later, Bobo could be heard screaming from the top of the castle, all the way to the ground, which resulted in a crash. After a few more seconds of silence, Pearl spoke again.
"If the fall didn't kill him, then at least his brain cells aren't intact, well, less intact than usual." Then she sighed in relief. "Well, time to call Smelson." Then she hit the mad light.
S.O.L.
Mike, Tom, Crow, Gypsy, Ryoko, and Mihoshi were watching a romance novel on tv. Well, actually, Mike, Ryoko, Mihoshi, and Gypsy were watching it. Tom was asleep, and Crow was looking at Ryoko and Mihoshi's cleavages. While this was happening, the mad lights flashed. Crow noticed that everyone else was too absorbed into the show to hear it, so he just answered it himself.
"Don't everyone get up all at once." Said Crow sarcastically. "I'll get it!" Then he pushed the button. "How ya doin', Pearl? Lookin' lovely as usual, I see."
CASTLE FORRESTER
"Can the small talk. Where's Mike?"
Crow looked at Mike, who was wiping a tear from his eye, and then turned back to Pearl. "Mikes………not mentally here right now. He's busy being somewhat gay."
To show what Crow was talking about, Cambot turned the camera so that it showed the tv, with Mike and the girls watching it.
CASLTE FORRESTER
"I wouldn't be too sure about that." Answered as she noticed that the girls were extremely close to his sides. "Looks like he's got it made."
S.O.L.
Crow looked, and noticed it as well. "Damn it all, he does have it made!"
CASTLE FORRESTER
"By the way, like my hair?" Observer said all of a sudden.
S.O.L.
"Not really." Answered Crow. "It's Canadian hockey hair. What's to like?" Then he snickered at Pearls blue hair. "Been to an anime convention lately, Pearl?"
CASTLE FORRESTER
"Shut up!" Pearl shot back. "Tell Mike that you're experiment today are chapters 3 and 4 of `The erotic torture chamber!' Also tell him that Mihoshi is going to join you guys today, and after the third chapter, Ryoko will be transported back to her world." Then she turned to Observer. "Brain Guy, send them the fics!"
"Yes, madam." Then he used his mind powers to send the movie. "They have five minutes until movie sign." Then Pearl grinned at Crow, and ended transmission.
S.O.L.
Crow quickly ran to the back of the tv, took one more look at Ryoko and Mihoshi's cleavages, and then unplugged the tv. Their surprised expressions made Crow explain quickly. After he was done explaining, everyone but Mihoshi groaned. One minute later, the sirens flashed.
"We got fic sign!" Mike shouted.
Ryoko turned to see that Tom was still sleeping. "Isn't somebody going to get him?!"
Mike quickly grabbed Tom and everyone except Gypsy rushed to the theater.
*************************************************************
[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Theater]
[Everyone takes their seats in the following order: To the left is Tom, followed by Mihoshi, Mike, Crow, and Ryoko.]
TOM: *wakes up* What's going on? *looks at the screen* Uh-oh. *looks at Mihoshi* I see she's decided to join us.
MIHOSHI: Pearl said I could.
RYOKO: *to Mihoshi* I hope your stomach can handle this.
MIHOSHI: Why wouldn't it? It's not like this is real or anything.
CROW: You'll soon see.
MIKE: Alright, guys. It's starting.
>To all of the readers of this fic....
RYOKO: If you want to keep your souls, please flee as soon as possible.
MIHOSHI: Why are you making fun of this?
MIKE: We're supposed to. It's to help us keep our sanity.
TOM: Feel free to join in anytime.
>like the first two of my fics,
CROW: This one is going to suck just as well.
RYOKO: In more way than you can imagine.
> this one contains heavy ADULT material
>wich(due to recent e-mails from "weak minded readers") may find
>offensive.
CROW: Not to mentioned the "weak stomached."
TOM: Or the "decent".
>But i mean no harm....
MIKE: Unless you just ate.
RYOKO: To anyone "not" from my world!
>this storey gets exceedingly good and interesting and
>anyone who can't see past the lemon content to understand the
>storey,
RYOKO: Now I like a good PWP lemon just as much as the next girl, but "this" is not quality lemon!
TOM: There's a story in this?
>should
>not be reading this or any of my lemons...
RYOKO: *to Mike* Does that mean we could leave?
MIKE: He's talking to the "free" readers.
RYOKO: Damn!
>anybody under the age of 18 should
>not view the content of this storey;
RYOKO: Damn! We're all of age!
TOM: We're not.
MIKE: But you're robots.
TOM: Damn!
> unless your like me...(takes a swig of
>beer)
CROW: A raging alcoholic.
TOM: Then he accidentally spills beer all over the keyboard, shorting out the computer, and ending this fic.
>...and to all of the lemon fans who are TRUE lemon fans
MIKE: Welcome to the no life club.
CROW: Like you're one to talk.
RYOKO: And "you" do?
CROW: ………I cheerfully withdraw my statement.
>....enjoy...
TOM: (as ALFA) ENJOY, DAMMIT!!
________________________________________________________________ __
CHAPTER 3: THE EROTIC TORTURE CHAMBER
>(Washu's lab)
>Click, click, click,click, went the sound of Washu's
RYOKO: Empty clip as she tried to shoot herself.
MIHOSHI: *Looks at her in shock*
RYOKO: Continue to read the fic, and "you" try to stay bright and cheery!
> wooden sole shoe's
>as
>she crept down the stone hallway lite by torches wich lead down to her sex
>prison.
MIKE: And the plot thickens.
MIHOSHI: Sex prison? Should I turn away now?
RYOKO: Not yet.
> She had a large narrow hallway with hundreds of prisoners in their
>prison cells.
MIKE: Which, by sheer chance, nobody ever saw them enter that little closet "leading" to the chamber.
> Some still screeming, moaning, and holding wounds of places on
>their body particularly private places on their body, where the terrible
>Washu has sexuality assulted them in some bondage torture way...
MIHOSHI: *looking uneasy*
CROW: Well, at least he didn't go into detail this time.
RYOKO: Wait for it………
>The
>prisoners
>only knew that trecherous sound as the demond lady Washu
MIHOSHI: "Demond?"
MIKE: She "demonds" a lot of attention.
CROW: So Washu is English now?
> creeping down the
>stairs. The knocking of the shoes on the stone floor only meant a few things
>for the prisoners...Washu was horney, and she would slowly walk down the
>hall
>looking in each cell to see who would be next.
TOM: I don't mean to be technical, but that was only "one" thing.
>Who would be the next to
>endure
>Washu's sexual tasks and tortures.
RYOKO: You tell "us"!......Scratch that! "Don't" tell us!
> On the first level stood cells of people
>who were to be or that had not been tortured yet. On the second level, stood
>the people who were already tortured and will be tortured some more.43% of
>the victims were women, and 57% were men.
TOM: Pretty coordinated, isn't she.
> They were nothing to Washu. Merely
>test subjects...
CROW: *To Ryoko* Next time Washu asks somebody if they want to be her "guinea pig," run like hell.
RYOKO: You don't have to tell "me" twice!
MIHOSHI: *shocked* This……isn't……how could she………
MIKE: *patting Mihoshi on the back* There there. It'll be over before you know it.
>people who were there to serve the purpose of finding out
>what sexually torments and tortures people to the full extent, the hard way.
TOM: Because dammit, there just aren't enough willing guinea pigs out there.
>"Oops! silly me...I almost forgot my crown"said Washu.
CROW: But she died due to blood loss before she could reach it.
>Washu always kept a special crown on her head at all times.
CROW: It kept her teeth from rotting.
> A sort of
>symbolic thing which presented her as a woman with power. The crown was
>platnium, with large diamonds surrounding it. She snapped her fingers and
>her
>special crown appeared on her head.
>
>"Hehehehe, this is such a rush!"
TOM: *as Washu* Wanna see me snap the tune to "The Addams Family?"
> <click, click,click>
TOM: *as Washu* Silly me. I forgot to reload again.
> "Hmmmmm, who's
>next?"
><Click, click, click.>
TOM: *as Washu* Dammit! Why won't it fire?!
> ' I think i'll give the already tortured people a
>break and move on to the fresh meat!"
MIKE: Washu Hakubi "is" Hannibal Lecter!
>Washu made her way through the "fresh meat" section.
CROW: *as Washu* Hmm, chicken? Beef? Pork? I can't decide which one to eat!
>" I choooooosssseeee....................YOU!!!!!"
TOM: Go Pikachu!
>Washu pointed at a 30 year old white woman who's utter most fear of Washu
>greatly influenced Washu's descision. Tears rolled down the womans naked
>dehydrated body. Washu had checked the womens file....It said that she's a
>former super model with no criminal record. The woman had brown eye's and
>blonde hair, about 5'7.Washu licked her lips with anticipation and slowly
>walked towards the victim. only screems could be heard from the other
>prisoners as they were blind folded and had to perfect their hearing to know
>what was going on.
MIHOSHI: *starting to cry*
RYOKO: Nothing's even happened yet!
MIHOSHI: I know, but all those poor people!
>(TENCHI'S ROOM, MORNING AFTER THEIR BIG NITE)
TOM: As opposed to their big "night."
MIHOSHI: *sighs in relief*
RYOKO: *does the same* We weren't given the details this time.
CROW: Thank God for small miracles!
>Tenchi and Ryouko both wake up at the same time.
MIHOSHI: What're the odds?
>"I-I love you Ryouko." said Tenchi, eye's half open. "Oh
>Tenchi....last
>night was...
RYOKO: *as herself* Painful! What were you thinking?!
>was incredible."said Ryouko, eyes also half open. " I love
>you
>to my Tenchi" "Hurry Ryouko, we must keep this relationship a secret,
>you
>have to sneak back down the hall to your room before Sasami wakes up to make
>breakfast." "Okay Tenchi"
RYOKO: *standing up, and furious* Secret? Secret?! He wants to keep our relationship a secret?! That spineless little man! I'll kill him! *tears are now running down her eyes*
MIKE: Take it easy, Ryoko. It's just a fic. Besides, the "real" Tenchi wouldn't be so spineless. Right, guys?
BOTS: *pretending not to hear*
MIHOSHI: Of course he wouldn't! Have more faith, Ryoko!
RYOKO: *sits down* Yeah, I guess you're right. *to the bots* Thanks for your support!!
>Ryouko got out from under the covers with absolutely nothing on.
MIHOSHI: *turns away*
BOTS: *lean closer*
>"God she's soo hot." Tenchi thought to himself as Ryouko bent over to
>pick
>up her clothes from the floor, giving Tenchi a great view of her sweet firm
>ass.
CROW: And how!
MIKE: *to Ryoko* Well, at least he didn't say "every black mans dream" again.
RYOKO: True. The last thing he needs are more flames.
>(BREAKFAST TABLE)
>
>Things are now even more awkward at the table than usual.
MIHOSHI: Ryoko had forgotten to put back on her clothes. *looks around* What? She did that before.
RYOKO: *slightly blushes* Not on purpose………well, maybe to entice Tenchi………
> A strange and
>uncomfortable silence filled the air. An undescribable silence...one filled
>with secrets of sin.
CROW: Nah, too easy.
>"The food is great Sasami" said Tenchi, trying to break the silence.
>"Oh....thankyou Tenchi..." said Sasami in a very deppressed tone as she
>stared at her food with a blank expression on her face. "Gee Sasami, you
>haven't even touched your breakfast" said Tenchi. "Wow Sasami, where
>ever
>did you get that awful bruise on your cheek?"said Mihoshi, who now drew
>all
>of the attention of the gang on her.
MIHOSHI: Shouldn't I be "asking" that?
RYOKO: *whispering to Crow* You "know" you've made an obvious error if "Mihoshi" notices.
>The whole group was now staring careingly into the eye's of innocent
>Sasami...
MIKE: About the "only" innocent character in this fic.
MISHOSHI: What about me?
MIKE: And you.
TOM: Unless there's a Mihoshi/Kiyone lesbian scene here.
MIHOSHI: *laughs* That's silly! Why would anyone think that?
>Ayeka made eye contact with Sasami to find out whether or not
>she's
>gonna squeal. Sasami looked Ayeka in the eye and almost began to cry.
RYOKO: Yep. I'd say that bitch is pretty much busted.
CROW: *to Ryoko* Any moment, your fic self is gonna go over there and slice her to bits.
> She new that all she had to do was tell on her sister and she would be free >and Ayeka would probably be executed according to Jurian law when word was >out.
MIKE: *Rolls his eyes* However………
> But on
>the other hand, Sasami was a very loving and forgiving person who did not
>want to betray her sister's trust and demplimish her reputation.
RYOKO: Dammit! She's the only one kept in character!
MIHOSHI: "Demplimish?" What's that?
TOM: I'm assuming it's a new brand of pimple removing cream.
MIHOSHI: Ayeka has blemishes?
TOM: I guess so.
MIHOSHI: She hides it really well.
>"oh uh....I slipped in the kitchen this morning....
CROW: *as Sasami* Yeah, that's what I did! I slipped and landed on the side of the refrigerator handle with my face at a 45 degree angle. I almost broke my neck, but I coincidentally didn't.
>i'm...i'm okay
>though..." "So! Mihoshi, Kiyone, hows the police buisness going?"
CROW: Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.
> said
>Ayeka, desprately trying to change the subject.
RYOKO: *as Ayeka* I might be a sick freak, but……but……THOSE TWO ARE LESBIANS!!!
> (FLASHBACK...FOR THOSE WHO DID NOT GET TO READ CHAP2)
MIKE: Consider yourself lucky.
RYOKO: Do we "really" have to watch this again?!
MIKE: No. We watched it already, so we can turn around.
BOTS: Hurray!
[So everyone turned around and talked amongst themselves, except for Mihoshi, who was curious as to what was happening. When it was over, everyone turned back around, and saw a stunned Mihoshi.]
RYOKO: Mihoshi? Are you alright?
MIHOSHI:…………
RYOKO: I think we better take a break.
PEARL: *voice over* It's almost over! Just wait a moment!
>(BACK AT BREAKFAST)
>
>Everyone had finished their meal...Tenchi was off to school and Ryouko was
>in
>the living room watching television.
CROW: Did we miss a few "too" many scenes or something?
>"Sasami, meet me in my lab at 3:30 today, I think I might have a solution
>to
>your problems"
TOM: Who's talking?
RYOKO: Washu, who else has a lab?
CROW: I hate to imagine what her "solution" might be.
>____________________________________________________________ ______
>
>Well that wraps it up, this storey has many twists and turns and will reveal
>itself some more in my next fics
CROW: And we'll be there for it all, whether we like it or not!
MIKE: Unfortunately.
>....believe it or not....i do write regular
>fan fiction go check it out
CROW: Not unless Pearl makes us.
>...its the same pen name James
>Padilla....you'll
>be very amazed...
TOM: Does that mean it's actually good?
RYOKO: I'm afraid to find out.
>special thanks to: GitaroThe MetalHead for being such an exceptional writter
CROW: Mike? How does one become an exceptional "writter?"
MIKE: By writing fics like "Tenchi Porno: A satire."
CROW: I "thought" that name looked familiar.
>andTankcop for all his support.
RYOKO: He's kidding, right?
MIKE: Why's that?
RYOKO: Tankcops only one of the crappiest lemon writers on the TMFFA!
MIKE: Oh.
TOM: Well no "wonder" this fic sucked!
> I love negetive comments just as much as
>positive ones...
RYOKO: *grinning evilly* Oh really………
>well not quite but i'm always interested in what people
>have
>to say about my fic's good or bad
ALL: Bad!
>.....bring it on!!!
RYOKO: You got it you little………*her mouth is quickly covered by Mike*
MIKE: It's over. Besides, you get to go home now.
RYOKO: Well then………let's get the hell outta here! *grabs Tom and Crow, and dashes out of the theater*.
MIKE: *sighs* Sure, leave "me" with the heavy work. *picks up Mihoshi, and exits the theater.*
[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]
S.O.L.
For several minutes Ryoko was on the other line, arguing with Pearl. Mike and Gypsy were tending to a shocked Mihoshi. After a few more minutes, Pearl hung up, and Ryoko stormed towards the room where Mike and the bots were.
"That bitch!" she exclaimed. "It turns out that I have to stay for one more chapter!"
"Why's that?" asked Mike.
"Is the next chapter really that bad?" asked Crow.
"No." She answered. "In fact, there isn't even any lemon in it. Also, it's very short."
"So then what's the problem?" asked Mike. "Can't they just send you home now?"
"No! It turns out that their stupid monkey jumped off the castle, and landed on the receiver! It should be fixed in a few minutes, but now that gave her an excuse to make me watch this crap some more!"
"Oh. I see." Said Crow. "But, those are the breaks, I guess." Then he turned to Mihoshi's direction. "So I take it she won't be joining us just yet."
"Nope, not yet." Answered Gypsy. "She's just in shock. She'll need recovery time before she can handle the 5th chapter, which I've heard from Pearl that she's in it."
"And you thought `you' had it bad." Tom said to Ryoko.
Suddenly, the sirens went off.
"No time for wondering!" shouted Mike. "We got fic sign!"
So Mike, Ryoko, Tom, and Crow rushed to the theater.
[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Theater]
[Everyone takes their seats. The same order, but with Ryoko at the corner.]
RYOKO: Let's just get this piece of filth over with!
>____________________________________________________________ ______
>Hello everyone....In chosing this storey you have taken matters into your
>own
>hands.
TOM: Yep. Pearl knew "exactly" what she was doing when she sent "this."
RYOKO: It's not like we "wanted" to read this!
> I never asked any of you to read this fic...
TOM: Oh please! You might as well say "Look! Money! Don't touch!" to a group of convicts!
>This series is probably
>one of the most contaversial series that has ever hit the TMFFA.
CROW: *sarcastic* Nah, I'd say it needs a lot "more" controversy.
RYOKO: Of course, controversial is an extremely "light" way of putting it.
> Be warned...But ask yourself a quick question...
CROW: *as Dirty Harry* Do I feel lucky?
>in reading this fic, i can only
>assume that you have already read the first three
MIKE: And you assumed correctly.
CROW: Not by our own free will, of course.
>...in which case, why are
>you reading this fic if you grinded your teeth and threw up at the last 3?
TOM: Gee, let me think! Maybe it was because……WE DIDN'T HAVE A FRIGGIN' CHOICE!?!?!
MIKE: Tom, calm down. This doesn't apply to you.
RYOKO: But it applies to "me!" *to the fic* Did you think I wouldn't find out about this?! My friends reputations are diminished now!
MIKE: Ryoko! Calm down!
RYOKO: *taking breaths* Yeah. You're right. It's just a fic. I'm letting it get to me. *sits down.* Sorry for over reacting.
>With that, I have developed a thesis...
CROW: Pain equals pleasure.
>deep down inside all of you who state
>that you hate my guts actually love my fic.
ALL: *mouths gaping*
MIKE: Does that mean that all who state that they love his guts hate his fic?
TOM: It's gotta be reverse psychology!
> Each and everyone of you have a
>lust and need for darkness. And thats what keeps you people coming back for
>more...
RYOKO: I do "not!" I just love my reputation and my friends, and I "hate" it when people smear it around!!
CROW: "Some" darkness is cool, but this isn't one of them.
>Weak minded readers beware
MIKE: You're in for a weak minded scare.
>...this is a dark fic I can only come to
>the
>conclusion that you have been warned, wich completely defeats the purpose of
>hate mail(smiles to himself)
RYOKO: *smiles to "herself"* We'll see about that………
> True lemon fans enjoy...
CROW: Let your wanking commence!
RYOKO: *snickers*
>____________________________________________________________ ______
> CHAPTER 4: THE EROTIC TORTURE CHAMBER
>
>A childs heart is a very tender and loving thing.
CROW: Why am I getting a sudden vision of Hannibal right now?
MIKE: Probably because you watched "Red Dragon" yesterday.
CROW: Probably.
> A child never truly knows
>the depths of hate until it reaches the age of 15.
TOM: And he knows this, how?
MIKE: *shrugs* Maybe he's taken a survey?
> The childhood years are
>among the most delicate and special years of their lives wich shapes them
>and
>decides what their outcome in life will be.
CROW: Which is why "Mike" was a loser for most if "his."
MIKE: At least I "had" a childhood. "You" never even left this satellite.
CROW:………Oh yeah?....Well, Ryoko never had a childhood either!
MIKE: That depends on which continuity she's from.
CROW: Oh. *to Ryoko* Which continuity are you from?
RYOKO: Universe, much to your "arms" relief!
> Sasami walks towards the entrance to Washu's lab. It is 3:30:
TOM: *as announcer* Do you know where your children are?
> The time at witch Washu had asked Sasami to meet her in her lab at the
>promise of Washu having a solution to Sasami's problem's.
CROW: *as Sasami* Never again will I have to cook for those worthless slobs!
> Sasami didn't know exactly what she meant. Perhaps she was gonna try and >find out what Sasami's problems were
CROW: Must…resist……obvious…statement…..riff!
>....there's no way(Sasami thought),
RYOKO: *as author* Oops! Forgot to let everyone know who's talking!
> that Washu could possibly know about her and her sister...or did she.
><knock knock>
TOM: Who's there?
CROW: Boo!
TOM: Boo who?
CROW: Don't cry. It's only me.
RYOKO&MIKE: *groan*
>.......Sasami recieved no answer.....<knock knock knock>
CROW: *is about to speak, but Ryoko shuts his beak*
RYOKO: I call no more knock-knock jokes!
BOTS: Aww!
>"Um...Washu...um, are you there?"Said Sasami, barely able to make her
>voice
>loud enough for even a mouse to hear.
MIKE: What did she say?
CROW: I don't know. My sensors aren't picking up anything.
MIKE: It's a good thing this has text.
> "Washu, it's..it's 3:30. You um
>asked
>me to um meet you here."
TOM: To um help me um with my um speech um and run on um problems. Okay?
>Sasami knocked again but recieved no answer. so like her sister she decided
>to go ahead and walk in.
CROW: It must be a genetics thing.
MIKE: What would you call it?
CROW: Fanfic stupidity.
TOM: Or plot contrivance.
MIKE: True.
> She slowly turned the doorknob and was suprised to
>see that the door was unlocked. Maybe Washu expected her to walk in as her
>sister did.
RYOKO: Wait a minute! How did Sasami know that?!
TOM: I knew it! Sasami "did" try to set a trap for her!
MIKE: Now if only she were smart enough not to fall in it as well.
> Sasami slowely walked in. She walked about 10 paces until she
>stopped to hear a strange noise she could barely make out in the distance.
>She slowely crept down the stone stairway lite by torches to hear better, as
>that was the direction in wich the sound, or sounds were coming from.
MIKE: If it's another circumcision, I'm leaving!
RYOKO: Or if it's another cunt whipping, I'm leaving too!
BOTS: *surprised*
MIKE: *sits down* Too bad the doors are locked.
>"UH!, UH!, UH!, UH!, UH!, UH!, UH!, UH!"
RYOKO: She's obviously faking it!
MIKE: No comment.
BOTS: *snickering*
> Was the sounds being made.
CROW: It's too bad I wasn't keeping track of obvious statements.
> It was sort of like the sounds that she makes when ever her sister is >fucking her.
CROW: I thought those sounds were more like *starts making high pitched screams* Like that.
RYOKO: *has just uncovered her ears* I wish "we" had those super strong earplugs that everyone in the house was wearing at that time!
>Sasami thought. It's also kind of like the sounds that she could of sworn
>she heard Tenchi and Ryouko making last night.
TOM: Wait a minute! If Tenchi and Ryoko were making those sounds at the same time that Ayeka and Sasami were……
MIKE: *puts his hand on Toms shoulder* It's best not to think about it.
> She moved in a little closer...
>That was when she finally concluded what the sound was...It was the sound of
>a poor woman getting VIOLENTLY raped...
RYOKO: *rolls her eyes* Of course.
>Sasami was scared.
RYOKO: No shit, Sherlock!
> She didn't want to go any further into that dark cold stone hallway, into >that lonely scarry place where who knows what Washu could be doing down >there.
MIKE: But because this a lemon fic, she decided to stick around.
> Without hesitation Sasami sat down on the stone stepps and began to >cry...thinking of all those times her sister rapped her...
TOM: *to Ryoko* Ayeka likes rap?
RYOKO: It just a typo………although I'm hoping it isn't.
>all of those scary times where she had no control over her own body.At that >moment, Sasami starred straight ahead with tears in her eye's remembering >the last time her sister violated her.......
RYOKO: This better not lead to another flashback!
>She then looked down at her own pussy with shame.
CROW: Well, at least it wasn't a flashback.
RYOKO: *holding back tears*
> She put her hand over it and began to feel it.
CROW: I thought that Pearl said this chapter didn't have any lemon in it.
> She knew that she was not like other girls.
TOM: She was the only kid in school with turquoise hair. In fact, she never even "went" to school. Instead, she worked as a full time house slave for the Masaki residence.
RYOKO: *chuckles a bit* Thanks. I needed that.
> She knew that the whole between her legs was much wider then that of a girl >her age.
RYOKO: *tears are welling up again* Now that is just sick!
CROW: No. "This" is sick. *clears throat* Sasami regretted the day she tried to eat her food with her "other" lips.
RYOKO: O_O! Ewww! I stand corrected!
MIKE: Good work at easing her mind, Crow.
CROW: Anytime.
>"SASAMI! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!????"
TOM: *as Sasami* YOU TOLD ME TO COME HERE, DUMBASS!!
MIKE: Is Washu getting senile for her age?
RYOKO: What with all the screws loose in this fic, I wouldn't be surprised.
>____________________________________________________________ ______
>Well, what are you waiting for?...read the next chapter...
TOM: Let's not and say we did.
CROW: Like we have a choice.
MIKE: Let's go, everyone.
[The group exits the theater]
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[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]
The minute everyone exited the theater, Ryoko vanished. Two seconds later, the mad lights flash, and Mike quickly answers it. Of course, it was Pearl.
CASTLE FORRESTER
"How's it going, Nelbell? Sorry for sending Ryoko back so soon, but I had to send her back before she realized she gained her powers back."
S.O.L.
"It's alright, I guess." Said Mike. Then looked around. "Where's Mihoshi?"
CASTLE FORRESTER
"Well, once she recovered from her shock, she just assumed that what she saw was a really bad dream, and mysteriously found a way to the castle. Long story short, I sent her back."
S.O.L.
"Well, better luck next time, I guess." Mike said.
"We miss our guest already!" whined Crow.
"Now we're stuck with just Mike!" Tom also whined.
CASTLE FORRESTER
"Now, now." Pearl started. "We have a `new' special guest. This is `also' the reason I had to send Ryoko back quickly. She `must' not be warned! Besides, I already bribed her and explained what she has to do." Then she turned to Observer. "Brain Guy. Send them the special guest."
"Right away, madam." Then he used his mind powers, and the special guest was instantly on the satellite.
S.O.L.
The bots looked at her, and then at Mike.
"Aww man!" complained Crow. "She's just as boring as you, and just as strict as Pearl."
"No offense, though." Said Tom.
"Shut up." Said the special guest. "Anyways, my name is Kiyone Makibi. Nice meeting you." Then she shook Mikes hand. "Pearl said that if I watch some of this crappy movie, she'll pull a few strings to have Mihoshi transferred."
"Pearl knows someone in the GP?" asked Mike.
"I doubt it. She probably plans to use their albino friend to make it happen."
"Oh. Well, just ignore what Servo and Crow says. I'm sure you have a `great' sense of humor." Then he turned to Pearl, direction. "By the way, how is Bobo doing?"
CASTLE FORRESTER
"Well, he barely survived, and will be back to normal in a few days. For some strange reason, stupid people seem to have all the luck."
S.O.L.
"Kiyone could probably relate." Said Crow.
"Yes, I could." Said Kiyone. "But Mihoshi isn't `that' stupid, just incredibly annoying."
"Which reminds me. Is it true that you and her are lesbian lovers?"
Kiyone became furious. "What?! Hell no! Why do people even think that?! It's because we're partners, isn't it?!" Then she turned to Pearls direction. "Begin that transfer immediately!"
CASTLE FORRESTER
"Glad to see you're fully cooperating. Well, have a good night, and we'll see you when it's time to send the bad movie." Then she ended transmission.
*roll credits*
Well, that's it for these chapters. I'd like to once again to thank James Padilla for giving me permission to mst his fics, as well as giving me the final chapter to this.
I'd also like to thank all who given me an email about my mst, especially you, Jinx, since "you" were the first.
Once again, my email address is evil_reviewer@hotmail.com
~~Each and everyone of you have a lust and need for darkness. And thats what keeps you people coming back for more...~~