Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Erotic Torture Chamber MST ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Mystery Science Theater is the property of Best Brains Inc. Tenchi

Muyo/Universe is the property of AIC and Pioneer. The original fic "The Erotic

Torture Chamber" is the property of James Padilla, who has given me full

permission to mst this. Well, enjoy.

MST # 6.2

MST of "The Erotic Torture Chamber" Chapter 2.

In the not too distant future,

Somewhere in time and space.

Mike Nelson and his robot pals

are caught in a nasty place.

They try to survive, the wrath of Pearl.

Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world.

From her castle below she sets her sights above,

just to torture all the captains on the satellite of lo-ove!

MIKE: "Get…Me…Dowwnn!!!"

"I'll send them cheesy web posts,

the worst, I can find. (lalala)

He'll have to sit and read them all

while I monitor his mind." (lalala)

Now keep in mind Mike can't control

where the postings begin or end. (lalala)

He'll try to keep his sanity

with the help of his robot friends.

<<<Robot Roll Call>>>

CAMBOT! (You're on!)

GYPSY! (Oh no!)

TOM SERVO! (Check me out!)

CROOOOW! (I'm different!)

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe,

and other science facts. (lalala)

Then repeat to yourself it's just a post

you should really just relax, for……

Mystery Science Theater 3000……..

[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]

Crow, Tom, and Ryoko were chatting while Mike was helping Gypsy search for

Mihoshi again.

"So, is this all that you guys do here?" asked Ryoko. "It seems kind of, slow

paced."

"Yeah, pretty much." Answered Tom. "But there `are' some occasions, usually

before and after we've watched a bad movie, where something out of the ordinary

happens."

"Like what?"

"Tell her about Coily!" interrupted Crow.

"Who the hell is Coily?"

"A spring sprite." Answered Tom.

"A spring sprite?" Ryoko asked, wondering why there would be such a thing as

one.

"I know it sounds strange, but there's a sprite for every miniscule thing you

could think of."

"But why?"

"I dunno. But we know for a fact that there's a Mike sprite and a Mike's socks

sprite."

Ryoko was now looking at him even more strangely. "What the hell? What are they

supposed to do anyways?"

"Well, we had Crow wish that there were no more Mikes, and within a few

seconds, the Mike sprite appeared and granted our wish. We asked for our wish

back a little later though."

"Because you missed Mike?"

"No. It was because he wouldn't leave us alone."

"And then `I' wished for there to be no more Mike's socks." Said Crow. "A

Mike's socks sprite even appeared."

Ryoko couldn't help but laugh. "That's so funny! Do you think I could try it?"

"Sure. Just remember two things. One, it has to seem insignificant. And two,

you have to sound like an old fat man."

"Why?"

"Because that's what the guy in the movie looked like. Go ahead. Try it."

So she thought for a few seconds, and then made her decision, also while making

her best impression of an old fat guy. "Gosh darnit! I'm so tired of hair ties!

I never want to see another thing that keeps hair tied for as long as I live!"

Then she resumed her normal voice. "How's that?"

Before they could answer, that weird sound was made, and in front of them,

appeared a sprite that really resembled a hair tie.

"Who the hell are you?" Ryoko asked it.

"I'm Crimpy, the hair tie sprite." It answered.

"Why does it sound like an old hillbilly?" Ryoko asked.

The bots just shrugged.

"You wished for no more hair ties, now you're gonna get yer wish! Enjoy!"

Then that sound was made again, and it smiled, but didn't disappear.

"Why is it still here?"

The bots just shrugged again.

"Well, it's a good thing I don't wear hair ties."

After a few more awkward seconds of silence, Mike and Gypsy arrived, tending to

a wailing Mihoshi.

"Oh. I see you found her." Said Ryoko. "Why is she crying?!"

"My hair tie is gone, and now I can't find it!" Mihoshi said in between sobs.

"Noooo hair ties!" said Crimpy.

"It really `does' work." Said Ryoko.

Mike looked narrow eyed at the bots. "You told her about Coily, didn't you?"

The bots just nodded.

After a few `more' seconds of silence, Crimpy spoke.

"So, you got yer wish. No more hair ties."

Nobody was listening. They were all just silent. Mihoshi finally stopped

crying, and looked around. She saw the mad light flash.

"What's that?" she asked.

"Most likely Pearl." Answered Mike as he pushed the button.

CASTLE FORRESTER

Sure enough, it `was' Pearl. The only difference was that she now had her hair

down. She was also frowning at Mike. "Is this `your' doing, Nelson?!"

S.O.L.

"Oh, hi Pearl." Said Mike. "You see, there's a perfectly good reason why you

can't find your hair tie."

"Nooo hair tie!" said Crimpy.

"Um, yeah. What he said."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Then you had `better' fix it! And just for that, I'm going to send you the

experiment right now."

"But Lawgiver, weren't you going to just do that anyways?" asked Bobo.

Pearl punched him in the gut. "That's not the point, it's the principle!" Then

she turned her attention back to Mike. "Anyways, this experiment is chapter 2 of

`The Erotic Torture Chamber.' I hope you enjoy." Then she noticed Mihoshi, who

was just smiling, admiring her new look in the mirror. "I see you found the

`other' special guest."

S.O.L.

"Does that mean she can watch the movie instead?" asked Tom.

"Not a chance!" exclaimed Ryoko. "I had to endure the first chapter, so I'm

going to be compensated! There's no `way' I'm going to miss that lemon scene

with me and Tenchi!"

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Glad to see you're volunteering." Said Pearl, and then turned towards

Observer. "Brain Guy, send them the fic." Then she turned to the screen. "Enjoy.

Also, Gypsy, make sure she doesn't get lost again." Then she ended

transmission.

S.O.L.

"Well, I hope you're lemon scene is worth it." Said Crow.

After a few more seconds of silence, Ryoko noticed that Crimpy was still there,

and rolled her eyes. "Fine." Then she used that fat old guy impression again.

"Gee, I'm sorry I made that wish. Please take it back. I'll never make that wish

ever again."

Crimpy thought for a second, and then answered. "Well, alright. But just this

once! Don't ever make that wish again!" then all of the hair ties were back, and

Crimpy disappeared.

"Well that was dumb." Said Ryoko. "What other kinds of stupid sprite things are

there?"

"What if I wished that there were no more bras?" asked Mihoshi. "Sometimes they

can be really itchy."

Before Mike could say anything, Ryoko tried it. "Gosh darnit! I wish that there

were no more bras for as long as I live!"

Two seconds later, a bra sprite appeared.

"I'm Strappy, the bra sprite."

"It looks a little weird." Said Mihoshi.

The bots were now laughing. Mike sighed.

"This isn't funny, guys. Now Pearl is probably going to get really angry at

us."

"I don't see why she should be." Said Ryoko. "After all, I've never even `wore'

a bra."

Crows eyes perked up. "Can I see?"

Suddenly, the sirens went off.

"No time now!" shouted Mike. "We got fic sign!"

So the group, minus Gypsy, Mihoshi, and Strappy, ran to the theater.

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Theater]

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[Everyone took their seats. The same ones as in chapter 1.]

RYOKO: I hope the lemon with me and Tenchi starts soon!

TOM: I just hope it's not stupid.

CROW: Hear hear!

RYOKO: Shh! It's starting!

>Disclaimer: I own all of the Tenchi characters and pioneer is my fucking

>company! got it?

CROW: Geez! Switch to decaf, willya?!

MIKE: I see `someone' wants to get sued.

Chapter2: THE EROTIC TORTURE CHAMBER

>(Washu's lab)----- "There, it's complete," said Washu as she wiped a

>bit of

>sweat off her eye brow.

TOM: Like I said before, you `still' have a hangman!

>"It's a masterpiece! Truely some of my best work

>ever. "Yeah Washu, your the greatest!" said Washu #1

RYOKO: Perfect brown nosing pets, aren't they.

>"Ra ra ra

CROW: Shish-boom-ba!

>Washu!" said

>Washu #2. "The erotic torture chamber is finally complete!"

MIKE: Here's where the story `really' takes its toll.

TOM: What story?

>(LIVING ROOM)

>"Ayeka, will you go to Washu's lab and tell her that dinner is ready

>please?" said Sasami. "Oh, sure Sasami" said Ayeka.

CROW: (As Ayeka) Sure, Sasami. After brutally raping you, I can trust you

wholeheartedly not to lure me into a trap.

RYOKO: Going into Washu's lab should be enough clues right there.

>As Ayeka walked towards Washu's lab, she couldn't help but feel slightly

>scared, because Washu's been acting very stange the past couple of months.

CROW: It was that time of the month again.

RYOKO: *hits Crow* Watch what you say!

><knock, knock>

CROW: Who's there?

TOM: Orange.

CROW: Orange who?

TOM: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

MIKE: *groans*

>"Um, Washu, um, are you in there?"

RYOKO: If the labs a'rockin', don't come a'knockin'.

><knock, knock, knock>

MIKE: This feels just like one of those silent movies.

>3

>minutes went by and Ayeka was feeling quite scared......

TOM: (as Ayeka) I knew this was a trap!

>she finally came up

>with enough courage to open Washu's door about 4 inches and peeked inside.

>She couldn't see much besides darkness and a few lights in the

>distance......she proceeded to open the door and slowly walked in....

MIKE: If he wanted pauses, all he needed to do was add some paragraphs.

>she

>walked down a narrow staircase lite by torches untill she came to a hallway

>with several doors on each side, at the end of the hallway was a massive

>door

>with some demonic symbol on it.

MIKE: So Washu's lab is the scenery to "Doom?"

RYOKO: More or less.

>Ayeka was now trembeling with fear.She saw a

>giant keyhole and thought to herself how dungeons and dragons like this

>place

>appeared to be.

CROW: So all she needs now is her imagination, and some friends.

RYOKO: Well, she could imagine those as well.

>Then she heard a faint screeming voice... "no! please

>don't

>!stop it please! I have a wife...and kids...and....and...." Ayeka then

>heard

>Washu saying something but couldn't make out the words.

CROW: (as Washu) This is what happens to people who invade my laboratory!

TOM: (as person) But Washu! You invited me!

CROW: (as Washu) Details, details.

>Out of her natural

>female nosieness,

RYOKO: Hey!

>she peeked through the keyhole."gasp!!!"

ALL: *laughing*

CROW: She actually said "gasp?"

TOM: So I take it when she's sleepy, she says "yawn."

MIKE: Or when she's bored, she says "Zee."

BOTS: *look strangely at Mike*

MIKE: What? Don't you get it? "Z?" "Zee?" *to Ryoko* You get it, right?

RYOKO: I get it, but it needs work.

>Ayeka covered

>her

>mouth with her hands in complete shock at the sight of what Washu was doing

>to a middle aged man.

MIKE: She was forcing him to watch the Teletubbies!

BOTS: The horror! The horror!

>"okay Ayeka , your just seeing things, there's no

>way

>what you just saw is what it appeared to be." Ayeka tried to tell herself.

RYOKO: (as Ayeka) I might be a sick freak, but the Teletubbie torture is just

inhumane!

>She then braced herself to look into the hole again

RYOKO: But I thought she opened the door a few inches?

MIKE: Just smile and nod.

>.....she almost fainted

>at what she saw....

MIKE: It wasn't the Teletubbies at all! It was Rush Limbaugh getting a sponge

bath!

BOTS: Aaaaaaahh!!!

>Washu was circumcising the man with her teeth!

MIKE: O_O! *now feeling ill while holding his groin*

TOM: I think I would've preferred Limbaugh.

>Washu

>looked like a demon, her teeth were pointed and sharp like a sharks, her

>eyes

>were completely red

RYOKO: So, in other words, a freak.

>as she continued to tear at the poor mans dick. blood

>was

>everywhere.

MIKE: *while turned away* Guys. I think Pearl has finally gone too far in the

choosing of bad fics.

CROW: So "this" is what happens when you insert your organ into a pencil

sharpener.

MIKE: Not now, Crow!

>With the press of a couple of buttons, the machine that the man

>was strapped to, formed his body into a "T" shape. Washu sat in what

>appeared to be a thrown with a giant control panal in front of it. Washu

>smirked as she put on a giant platnium crown with diamonds all over it on

>her head.

TOM: Fortunately, the weight of the crown broke her neck, ending the fic.

>She pressed a few more buttons and the machine shot out a fat leather

>wip and began wipping the man.....Ayeka, still frozen with shock, decided

>she'd seen enough and slowly took a few steps back

TOM: So……she's frozen in shock, yet she can decide to move away?

MIKE: Maybe her brains running on auto-pilot?

>...she tripped and fell

>over one of the cracks in Washu's stone floor and fell.

TOM: Hey, Mike was actually right on this one!

MIKE: Do I call `em or what!

><crash!> Ayeka

>fell

>down on the hard floor with a loud bang.

MIKE: Yeah, we kind of figured that out, since you already shown us the cue card

and all.

>The noise made a loud echo

>throughout Washu's giant Medevil looking dungeon.

RYOKO: "Medevil?"

CROW: I think its jargon for "My devil."

>"Did you here

>somethimg?"

>said Washu with a satasfied smile on her face.

RYOKO: I thought it was the guy who was gagged.

TOM: This isn't anything like Washu!

RYOKO: Tell me about it! She's nothing like this!

TOM: No. I meant that she has better grammar and spelling skills than this.

>But the only answer she could

>get out of the man was a low groan of pain because he was wipped so many

>times.

CROW: 2!

MIKE What was that for?

CROW: I'm going to start counting how many times this fic makes obvious

statements. It'll help pass the time.

RYOKO: Well, at least it didn't say "low groan of pleasure."

>"I'm, gonna go check on that noise and leave you there to bleed to death

>k?

>Don't go anywhere now." said Washu silently laughing to herself.

BOTS: Wah-wah-waaaaahh!

>Ayeka was so scared that she couldn't move.

RYOKO: Well, at least she'll get what's coming to her.

>Washu opened the evil looking

>Door

MIKE: Well it "would" be an evil looking door since it has a demonic symbol on

it.

CROW: 3!

>only to see pathetic little Ayeka frozen stiff.

>

>"What the fuck are you doing here?!" Exclaimed Washu.

TOM: Looks like Washu needs to go easy on the caffeine.

RYOKO: Among other things.

>"Oh um...

RYOKO: (as Ayeka) ….Bitch!

>um...

RYOKO: (still Ayeka)….Midget whore!

MIKE: What are you doing?

RYOKO: Well, in the first chapter, she said she had "turrets," so I'm

re-enacting it.

MIKE: But Ayeka said that "Sasami" had "turrets."

RYOKO: ……Oh……well, I'll do it anyways!

>i

>was

>just......

CROW: (as Ayeka) Committing incest rape.

TOM: (ditto) Spying on you.

RYOKO: (ditto) Scrawny ass wipe!

MIKE: Ryoko!

RYOKO: Sorry. I got caught in the moment.

>um...

RYOKO: (as Ayeka) You're next!

>oh yeah! I was just gonna tell you that dinner was ready!"

MIKE: Smoooooth.

>Ayeka said very happy that she remembered what to say.

CROW: Minus all the stammering.

RYOKO: And the turrets syndrome……oh, wait. That was just my impersonation.

Sorry.

>"Well just how long

>have you been standing there?! How much did you see?!"

TOM: (as Ayeka) Enough to bust your ass and put it in prison.

RYOKO: (as Washu) Then "you're" coming with me! I have you on videotape!

TOM: (as Ayeka) You'll have to kill me first!

RYOKO: (as Washu) Gladly!

MIKE: I just thought of a weird plot twist, but I'm feeling too ill to talk

right now.

>"oh, I just got

>here"said Ayeka looking guiltier than ever.

TOM: Well I would too if "I" had just finished raping a family member!

CROW: 4!

MIKE: This isn't golf, guys.

BOTS: *groans*

>"Well, what are we waiting

>for,

>let's go get some grub!"

>

>Ayeka was very relieved that she got off so easily.

CROW: Three hours later, Ayeka is "still" stuck in the floorboards. Washu

decides not to help her, and police find withered skeleton years later.

>"So whats Sasami making for dinner?" Asked Washu, trying to break the

>silence.

RYOKO: You mean they haven't left yet?

TOM: But I thought Washu was the one who wanted to get some grub.

CROW: Well, considering what she put in her mouth, I think she's already full.

MIKE: *remembering the scene* Crow, no.

>" oh um..uh....salmon!" said Ayeka glad that she remembered

>what to

>say for the 2nd time.

CROW: Unfortunately for Ayeka, it wasn't Salmon, and was killed for lying.

>"Well thats just great. Um..that sounds pretty good." said Washu

>struggling

>to engage in conversation. "Yeah...uhh...it sure does" Ayeka replied

>more

>akwardly than ever.

RYOKO: (as Washu) So…you come here often?

CROW: (as Ayeka) Every time I rape my…I mean, no! You?

RYOKO: (as Washu) Only when I'm about to torture…I mean, experiment…I

mean………I'll kill you first!

MIKE: Thanks, you two. My stomachs feeling better.

CROW: No problem, Mike.

RYOKO: Same here. We can't have you heaving and then smelling up the theater.

It'll ruin the lemon scene between me and Tenchi.

>After what seemed like hours, but was only 5 minutes went by, everyone was

>sitting at the table and eating.

MIKE: I was unaware of the scene change.

> Things were very akward at the table

>between Ayeka, Sasami, and Washu.

TOM: They were each thinking about how one could seriously hurt and/or kill the

other.

>"Mmmmmm, this is very tasty Sasami." Said Mihoshi. "Oh yeah, it's

>great!"

>said the rest of the gang.

TOM: (as Sasami) Just don't ask what's in it.

>"Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah

>whatever

MIKE: The group has been complimenting Sasami's cooking for so long, it's lost

its meaning.

>...moving on to more important matters, like WHAT WASHU HAS BEEN

>DOING IN THAT DARK LAB OF HERS ALL ALONE THESE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS!"

>said

>Ryouko in a badgering tone of voice.

CROW: Mike, I'm confused. Since when did the conversation switch to Ryoko?

RYOKO: More importantly, since "when" did I care about what Washu does in her

lab?

TOM: And since when was a badgering voice used in all caps?

MIKE: Like I said before, try not to put a lot of thought into this.

>"Yeah Washu what have you been

>orking

>n all of this time?" Asked Kiyone.

RYOKO: You "know" something fishy is going on when the cops start asking

questions.

CROW: (as Washu) Note to self; kill Kiyone before she calls in reinforcements.

>"Probably another disaster of

>hers!" said Ryouko. "I just know that I don't wanna be around when what ever

>she's

>making makes it's way into this house."

ALL: Hear-hear!

>"Nonsense, i'm sure that

>whatever

>Washu is making will be as delightful as she is." said Yosho.

RYOKO: I never knew the old guy had it in him.

MIKE: Well, at least he's right on the part about "delightful." And when I say

"delightful", I mean "gut wrenchingly horrible."

>"giggle

>giggle....you old people must have some sort of bond with each other."

>said

>Ryouko, stuffing her face with fried rice.

BOTS: *laughing*

RYOKO: *frowning*

MIKE: Well, it "is" kind of funny.

CROW: Sorry, Ryoko. But when laughing, you shouldn't "say" the word.

RYOKO: Shut up!

>"Thats it! you have insulted me

>and this family enough Ryouko! I am getting sick and tired of your arragent

>attitude and if you don't pull together your act, i will have to ask you

>to

>leave!"exclaimed Yosho.

RYOKO: *raises eyebrow* Well that was sudden.

CROW: Folks, "this" is why it is important to take care of your fellow senior

citizens by playing with them, feeding them, and "especially" making sure

they've had their naps.

TOM: Either that, or Yosho has been sneaking some sake into his usual tea.

>"Grandfather, don't talk to Ryouko that

>way!"

TOM: (as Tenchi) She'll take it out on me!

CROW: Well it "does" explain why he's so spineless.

RYOKO: *frowning*

>"It's okay Tenchi, I was just Leaving!" shouted Ryouko.

MIKE: Hey! She's leaving the fic!

BOTS: Take us with you, please!!

>Ryouko stormed out the door and was about to fly away when------

CROW: ……she just realized that she could teleport, and did that instead.

TOM: Hey, you're right. Why didn't she?

>"Ryouko wait!" shouted Tenchi. "Come back!" "huh?" said Ryouko.

>Ryouko was amazed at how Tenchi actually wanted her to come back.

RYOKO: No I'm not. Tenchi's sweet and kind. I would expect that of him.

>"Ryouko, I have to talk to you." said Tenchi. "what about Tenchi?"

>Said a

>very curious Ryouko.

MIKE: Yeah, what about Tenchi?

TOM: (as Tenchi) Yeah, what about me?

CROW: (ditto) Tenchi can go to hell for all I care! Now listen to "me!"

RYOKO: I guess it's more of a statement than a question.

>"it's been really driving me crazy lately but ever

>since i saw you....well, well i've alway's loved you.

CROW: Since "when" did Tenchi have the spine to openly confess that?

MIKE: Since this fic warped his mind?

RYOKO: I'm not complaining.

>This was too much for Ryouko, she could hardely stand on her own two feet!

MIKE: So she floated.

>"Are you serious?"asked Ryouko.

RYOKO: Because if you aren't, so help me I'll……*notices everyone staring at her*

Just kidding.

>"Yes my darling." said a very

>nervous

>Tenchi. "Here why don't we go somewhere where we can talk." suggested

>Tenchi.

MIKE: So much for being nervous.

>Tenchi and Ryouko walked to a nearby bar where Tenchi and Ryouko

>coincedentally both go when they want to drain their problems.

TOM: He's making this too easy for us.

MIKE: So many plot-holes, so little time.

>They both

>engage in deep conversation about how Washu is alway's in her lab and how

>they love each other so much.

CROW: Funny how a little alcohol can go a long way.

RYOKO: Since when did "she" fit into our conversation?!

CROW: Yeah! You'd have already jumped his bones by now!

RYOKO: Yeah, I'd……hey!!

>"So my grandfather wants me to marry Ayeka so I can become successor to

>the

>thrown of Jurai." said Tenchi.

MIKE: I'm not so sure about that. It seems like Yosho is more interested in

getting Washu in the sack.

TOM: But wouldn't that contradict to what "he" did in the past? Wasn't "he"

supposed to marry Ayeka?

RYOKO: Well this "could" be one of the other continuities. But then it would

have the same contradiction in the universe dimension, and shouldn't even exist

in the shin dimension………Ow! My head hurts!

MIKE: I warned you about that in the beginning.

>"Big woop!

CROW: Big woop?

RYOKO: My vocabulary has changed, hasn't it?

my mother wants me to marry

Satan

so I can overpower him and become successor to hell! said Ryouko as she

downed a small cup of saki.

MIKE: O_o?...Oookaayy……

RYOKO: I think my fic self has just reached a new level of stupidity.

MIKE: Let's take a break.

[Mike and the group exits the theater.]

[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]

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As soon as the group enters, Mihoshi run up to Mike and hugs him, tears flowing

from her eyes.

"Mike! You have to help Gypsy!"

"What's wrong with her?" Mike asked.

She released him, and began explaining. "Well, I was in the satellites main

control room, and found the steering wheel. I asked her if I could try it, and

she said yes. So, while I was steering, I accidentally hit a meteor, and was

trying my best to fix it by trying out buttons, hoping to find the stop button."

"Let me guess." Said Ryoko. "Something bad happened."

"Well, yes. But it was an accident! How was `I' supposed to know this satellite

had an automatic pilot leading to the sun!"

Ryoko looked strangely at Mike, who shrugged in return.

"What can I say?" he asked. "Dr. Forrester was the one who built this, not me."

"Speaking of which," interrupted Tom, "is it hot in here? Or is it just me?"

Everyone rushed to the window, and saw that they were `indeed' headed towards

the sun.

"Now, remain calm." Said Mike. "Let's not jump to conclus……" he looked around,

and saw that everyone was panicking.

Mihoshi was crying again, Ryoko was looking around frantically for some

sunblock, while Tom and Crow were looting the satellite. Suddenly, the mad

lights flashed. Mike answered it.

CASTLE FORRESTER

It was Pearl, and she was shaking her head at him.

"Can't I leave you alone for just `one' moment without you guys making asses

out of yourselves?" Then she continued before Mike could say anything.

"Fortunately, Brain Guy is going to use his mind powers to disable the

satellite, allowing Gypsy to steer you guys away from the sun."

S.O.L.

"Thanks, Pearl." Said Mike. "We really appreciate it."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Think nothing of it." Pearl answered. "After all, I'll just have to think of a

way to for you to pay me back." Then she smiled. "Now be a good specimen and get

back in that theater." Finally, she ended transmission.

S.O.L.

After a few minutes, Mike calmed everybody down, and explained the whole

situation to them. Ryoko looked strangely at Tom and Crow.

"Why would you loot your own satellite?" she asked.

The bots just shrugged while still holding their possessions.

"Well, never mind." She said.

Suddenly, the sirens went off.

"We got fic sign!" shouted Mike.

So the group quickly rushed to the theater.

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Theater]

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[Everyone took their seats]

TOM: Well, that was fun.

RYOKO: No it wasn't! I nearly got a major sunburn!

CROW: Isn't a lemon scene supposed to be coming up?

RYOKO: I hope it's mine, and not another disgusting one!

CROW: Unless "yours" is disgusting.

RYOKO: O_O! I hope not!

>Another two hours pass and.......

MIKE: They passed out.

>"Well i'm bored, let's go home and have sex okay Tenchi?"

CROW: *to Ryoko* You would, wouldn't you.

RYOKO: Yeah, although I would've been a little more sultry about it.

>"Um...okay

>Ryouko...

TOM: (as Tenchi) I'll fall insanely OOC.

>but I must warn you,

MIKE: (as Tenchi) I'm not going to enjoy this.

CROW: (ditto) I'm going to be fantasizing about someone else.

TOM: (ditto) I bruise easily.

RYOKO: *narrow eyed* Ha-ha, very funny.

>I don't have a very big........."

All: *laughing hysterically until Ryoko punches them*

RYOKO: *growling*

MIKE: *while holding his head* We were only kidding, Ryoko.

TOM: *with a cracked dome* Why?! Why was I programmed to feel pain?!

CROW: Sheesh! Talk about your ol' PMS!

RYOKO: *raises her fist at him*

CROW: Uh, of course I'm only kidding.

>"Dick?

MIKE: Tracy?

TOM: Van Dyke?

CROW: (as whichever) You called?

>oh thats okay i'll take care of that" said a very nonchalant

>Ryouko.

RYOKO: It's called Viagra, and it works wonders!

>All of the sudden, Tenchi felt his dick grow about an extra 6 inches and he

>was quite amazed.

ALL: *surprised*

CROW: Can you really do that?

RYOKO: I'm not sure. I never thought about it.

TOM: Ooh! Ooh! Try it on Mike! He's expendible!

MIKE: *nervous* Um, how about later?

>"uuuuhhh, Ryouko?" "Yes Tenchi?" "Is this permanet?" asked

>Tenchi

RYOKO: (as herself) I think so.

CROW: (as Tenchi) Oh. Then is this "permanent?"

>"Let's

>just put it this way, you've got 4 hours to show me a good time,

CROW: In other words, no.

>and if

>your

>as good as Ayeka dreams of you being...

TOM: And she would know this, how?

RYOKO: *shrugs* You got me.

>than you'll be almost good enough

>for

>me!"said Ryouko

>

>Tenchi and Ryouko both burst out laughing.....

TOM:………I don't get it.

CROW: So what it He's "better" than Ayeka dreams he would be, assuming she

really "does" know?

RYOKO: Oh no! I'm not going to try to make sense out of this fic again!

>(BACK AT THE MASAKI RESIDENCE...)

MIKE: One of Washu's experiments got loose, killed everyone, and left. The end.

RYOKO: Feeling bitter?

MIKE: Yeah. I'm still recovering from that circumcision sight.

>"Sasami, you know what time it is?!" said Ayeka with a very evil smile.

TOM: (as Sasami) Time to report your ass?

CROW: (as Ayeka) Close.

MIKE&RYOKO: Ick!

>Sasami almost burst into tears.

>

>"Oh please Ayeka! not tonight...please! i beg of you!...my pussy is still

>soooooo sore from the other night! please no!!!

TOM: *sarcastic* Yep. I can "really" imagine Sasami using vocabulary like that.

RYOKO: *pouting* My lemon scene had "better" be worth it!

>Ayeka grabbed Sasami by the hair and pulled her all the way down the hall to

>where her room was.

TOM: Where "else" would she take her?! Outside where everyone can see?!

CROW: 5!

>"Shuddup you little bitch!" exclaimed Ayeka.

TOM: You know, I just noticed something. Isn't "Ayeka" the one who's being the

bitch?

CROW: Depends on what term you're using it in.

TOM: True.

MIKE: I wonder when Ayeka started pronouncing "shut up" as "shuddup?"

RYOKO: Ever since she lost her ability to spell.

>" I'm really pissed off

>about

>Lord Tenchi taking the side of that pirate tramp!

TOM: And the pot calls the kettle black once again.

>and i'm gonna take it

>all

>out on you!"

MIKE: Taking ones anger out on someone else is "really" a horrible thing.

TOM: *to Ryoko* Sound familiar?

RYOKO: *to Tom* You want to lose another head?

TOM: I'm probably going to lose it anyways, so nyah!

CROW: He has a point.

>"Oh Ayeka, i'm really sorry about what happened with

>Tenchi but

>please don't do it to me tonight! PLEASE!"

RYOKO: *to Mike* Do we "really" have to watch this?! Can't we just turn around?!

MIKE: We could, but then Pearl would just make us watch it again.

RYOKO: Damn!

>Sasami tried all the reasoning she could to get out of her nightly chor, but

>she would have to be a little more realistic,

MIKE: She was in a lemon fanfic, and all the screaming and pleading wasn't going

to help a bit.

>Ayeka has had an exceptionally

>hard day today, and the better the day, the nicer Ayeka would take it out on

>Sasami.

TOM: *sparks, and then his head explodes*

CROW: Mike? I'm having a great deal of trouble making logical sense out of this.

MIKE: *reading the line again* Sorry, guys. I can't help you on this one.

RYOKO: *tries to find the reasoning behind that sentence* Ow! My brain!

MIKE: *to Ryoko* Oh, and don't worry about Tom. The Nanites will have his head

repaired in no time.

>Ayeka ripped off Sasami's clothes. That was the fifth pair she's

>ripped in a week thought Sasami.

CROW: *to Ryoko* So I take it that Sasami is the one who does all of the laundry

"and" takes out all the trash?

RYOKO: Once again, that depends on which continuity this is.

TOM: *head is now repaired* Don't think about it! I don't want to try to figure

it out!

But Sasami knew she had bigger things to

>worry about. Ayeka took off her own clothes and revealed the black leather

>sex mistress outfit

RYOKO: *grins* I "knew" it would pay off to send those photos of Ayeka all over

the internet.

MIKE: I don't think that would've made a difference. This "is" a bad lemon after

all.

TOM: But wait a minute! If she took off her own clothes………

MIKE: *to Tom* Just smile and nod.

>she would wear every time she tortured her sister. Ayeka

>looked VERY sexy in it...

CROW: Well, I "do" have to admit it.

>her top sufficated her double D chest

ALL: *burst into hysteric laughter*

RYOKO: *while laughing* Double D?! Ayeka?!

MIKE: Well, at least we now know that this Ayeka is an impostor.

TOM: *still laughing* And how!

>and her black

>leather thong fit tightly around her clean shaven cunt. She also wore knee

>high leather boots with red laces. Ayeka tied Sasami down to her 4 post bed

>in the shape of an "X",

TOM: For the last time, they do "not" have four post beds!! They're futons,

dammit! Get it straight!!

MIKE: Calm down, Tom.

TOM: Sorry. It's just that ever since Oscar made "recess" in high school, I've

been very technical.

CROW: You mean "tech."

>so that Sasami's legs were wide open.

>

>" okay Sasami, instead of the usual ducktape I have to use to shut your

>little mouth, i'm gonna use the traditional ball gag."

>

>Ayeka strapped the ball gag around Sasami's haed,

CROW: What's a "haed?"

MIKE: Maybe she's saying she's "had" enough?

RYOKO: Not likely.

>wich completely muted

>Sasami from trying to screem out in agonizing pain.

MIKE: Once again, this is "so" wrong.

TOM: This strangely reminds me of a South Park episode.

>Ayeka pulled out a wip

>from her catwoman halloween costume she wore last year and began to snap it

>just to intimidate Sasami.

RYOKO: Like I said before! Just where the hell "is" everybody?!

CROW: Let's see……Tenchi and Ryoko, well your fic self, are on their way home.

Yosho is probably finding a way to raid Washu's panty stash, Noboyuki must now

live at work, and I'm assuming that Mihoshi and Kiyone are dead.

RYOKO: What about Ryo-Ohki?

CROW: Meh, some dogs ate her.

RYOKO: That was a stupid explanation.

CROW: So is this fic.

>Ayeka then cocked her hand back, and lunged the

>wip at sasamis bare pussy and slashed it.

RYOKO: *winces*

TOM: That's "gotta" hurt.

>"MMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

BOTS: *singing* Moneymoneymoney-mo-ney! *pause* MO-NEY!

MIKE: That was cold, guys.

TOM: It's just like Joel once told us; "Stay frosty."

>Were the only

>words

>that could be heard coming from Sasami's mouth.

CROW: Technically, those "aren't" words.

TOM: Nitpick, nitpick, nitpick.

>" I knew it was a good

>idea

>to use a ball gag this time. Sasami....you better get used to the taste of

>that ball gag because your gonna be wearing it for a long time."

TOM: (as Sasami) What about when I'm cooking?

CROW: (ditto) Or when people are around?

MIKE: (ditto) Or when I'm eating?

RYOKO: (as Ayeka) Fine! You'll only be wearing it sometimes!

Ayeka did one of her loud evil annoying laughs and cracked the wip at

Sasami's pussy another 23 times.

MIKE: *covering ears* Could it be any louder?!

RYOKO: *is now on the ground, covering her pubic area*

CROW: Does it really hurt "that" much?

RYOKO: *slams Crow's head into the ground* What do "you" think?!

CROW: *from the ground* I'll take your word for it.

>Sasami's pussy was very swollen when

>Ayeka

>decided to do something differen't.

>

>"I'm not getting enough pleasure out of this!" yelled Ayeka.

CROW: (as Ayeka) Now you do "me!"

MIKE: Crow……

RYOKO: Actually, I'll expect anything out of this fic.

>At that moment, Ayeka slide off her leather panties and massaged her pussy..

TOM: "That's" something different?

>"oooooooo yes! mmmmmmm yes! oooooooo baby!"

MIKE: I'm not sure which is stupider. The plot of this fic, or Ayeka talking to

herself.

CROW: Not to mention Ayeka having a double D chest.

ALL: *begin laughing again*

>Ayeka knew she was going to cum so she stood on top of her bed hoovering

>over

>sasami's body

TOM: So Ayeka's a vacuum cleaner now?

CROW: Maybe she can now clean up this fic.

>and just let it all flow out on Sasami. Sasami's body was

>completely drenched with liquid.

MIKE: *to Ryoko* Do females really orgasm that much?

RYOKO: Hardly.

MIKE: Oh. Just checking.

>Ayeka then got on top of Sasami and

>slithered up and down her body so that her fluids were evenly smeard

>everywhere.Blood mixed with the fluids giving Sasami a pleasent shade of

>pink.

MIKE: Oh that's it! *runs to get a barf bag*

RYOKO: Right behind you! *flies off*

>"Okay Sasami, thats enough for tonight."

TOM: (as Ayeka) But next time you want a scary Halloween costume, just use

"real" pink coloring.

MIKE: *from distance* I heard that, Tom!

>(TENCHI'S ROOM)

>

>"Alright Ryouko, make yourself comfortable on my bed and i'm gonna go

>take a

>shower." Said Tenchi. "Okay my Tenchi" Said Ryouko in a soft sexy

>voice that

>she knew drove Tenchi wild.

RYOKO: *returns* There, all better. *reads the last sentence* All right! It's

starting!

MIKE: *returns* Well, at least the worst is over.

TOM: Now I'm "really" confused! "How" long have they been back?

CROW: (as spokesperson) We've secretly placed our super deluxe earplugs into the

canals of everyone in the house. Let's see if they can feel the difference.

>(IN THE SHOWER)

>

>Tenchi was looking down admiring his new cock with the biggest smile he had

>ever had on his face before. He begain to jack off when he remembered that

>he'd better save it for Ryouko.

CROW: Tenchi loved his new package so much, he didn't even "need" Ryoko anymore.

>At the end of his shower Tenchi dried off

>and

>put on a pair of silk boxers.

MIKE: Not that his OOC self would be needing them.

>(TENCHI'S ROOM)

>Ryouko stood on all fours looking hotter than ever...her huge chest smiling

>right at Tenchi.

TOM: Those must be some pretty talented boobs.

>Her nipples were the color of her hair.

RYOKO: No they're not!

>"Well Tenchi what are you waiting for?"said Ryouko in the same voice

>tone. "

>I....i...i...

TOM: (as Tenchi) I'm waiting for you to leave!

CROW: (ditto) I changed my mind!

>you are so fucking hot!" said Tenchi, with a very big bulge

>in

>his boxers.

TOM: The OOC Tenchi, on the other hand………

> "Fuck ME!!!!" demanded Ryouko. "Yes master."said

>Tenchi.

MIKE: Such colorful language.

RYOKO: *shrugs* Whatever increases the mood.

>Tenchi pulled down his boxers reveling his incredible cock.

MIKE&BOTS: Put it back! Put it back!

>Ryouko layed

>back

>waiting for Tenchi to make his move.

MIKE: But unfortunately for Ryoko, he never made a move.

>Tenchi put his face between Ryouko's

>legs and began to insert his toung in and out of Ryouko's pussy.

>

>"OOOOOO GOD TENCHI OOOOO!!!!!!"screemed Ryouko.

RYOKO: I'm not "that" loud!

BOTS: *turn away*

MIKE: *pretending not to hear her*

RYOKO: Who asked you anyways?!

>Ryouko arched her back in pleasure.she wrapped her legs around Tenchi's

>head

>so that he had no chance of escaping her deathgrip, but Tenchi didn't care

MIKE: For you see, death is an instant ticket to escaping a bad fic.

>he

>kept sucking and slurping on her hot wet sex. Ryouko began to act violent.

TOM: So what else is new?

RYOKO: I'm warning you………

>She threw Tenchi down on the bed and sat on his face, practically

>sufficating

>him with her ass and clit. She began humping Tenchi's face, grinding her

>pussy violently on Tenchi's mouth.

>

>"OOO TENCHI! OOOOHHH TENCHI!!!!!!!!OOOOOHHHHHHH TENCHI!!!!!!!!!!

MIKE: You're fic self must "really" be enjoying this.

RYOKO: Can you blame her? Tenchi waited a "very" long time before finally giving

me what I wanted.

CROW: Um, Ryoko? You "are" talking about the fic Tenchi, right?

RYOKO: Don't kill my fantasty!

>Ryouko furiously continued to hump Tenchi's face. She climaxed about 3

>times

>already and gooo was running down the sides of Tenchi's face.

TOM: So, in all logical terms, Tenchi is dead.

CROW: He "has" to be, in order for Ryoko to climax three times.

>Tenchi was

>choking and gagging on Ryouko's cum and slapped Ryouko's left cheek to

>signal her to get off of him

CROW: Never mind. Just an error on the authors behalf.

but Ryouko kept humping hisd face

CROW: His face was damned?

MIKE: *shrugs* I'll buy it. It's the only logical explanation to what a "hisd"

face is.

>and suddenly

>realized that humans can't live without air.

RYOKO: What's he talking about?! I already "know" that humans can't live without

air! And "I'm" a human, sort of!

MIKE: Keep in mind that he also thought you can increase the male organ size.

RYOKO: Good point.

>"oh my dear lord Tenchi are you okay?

BOTS: *snickers*

TOM: So Ryoko talks like Ayeka now?

>"said Ryouko sorrier than she's

>ever

>been.

RYOKO: I'll drink to that. This is the sorriest time I've ever had!

>"It's okay Ryouko." Said Tenchi, still gasping for air. "But

>it's my

>turn!"

CROW: So Tenchi put Ryoko's head in between "his" legs, and suffocated her. The

end.

>Right before Ryouko could reply, Tenchi grabbed her head, and shoved his

>dick

>down her throat.

CROW: Which she bit off and swallowed, "still" ending the fic.

MIKE: That's enough, Crow.

>Ryouko was overwhelmed with dick.

MIKE: (as Dick whoever) Leave me out of this!

>So Ryouko began to

>suck....she sucked it so hard that Tenchi's dick was turning purple. Vains

>began to bulge through Tenchi's dick as Ryouko continued to suck.

MIKE: *feeling "very" uncomfortable*

>35

>minutes

>went by and Ryouko kept sucking and swallowing Tenchi's cum.

TOM: You know, given that immense amount of time and strength, I'd say you

pretty much killed his chance at parenthood.

RYOKO: No kidding.

>Ryouko was

>getting tired of the same salty semen taste

RYOKO: So I decided to add some sugar to it.

BOTS: *looks at her strangely*

RYOKO: What?

>so she bit down on Tenchi's

>dick

>with her sharp teeth and drew some blood from Tenchi's cock.

MIKE: *has passed out*

TOM: I guess it was too much for Mike to handle. Can't blame him, though.

CROW: *to Ryoko* You disgust me!

RYOKO: I would "never" do something like that!

>It didn't

>hurt

>Tenchi that much so he continued to let her suck and swallow.

MIKE: *wakes up* Liar!

RYOKO: *helps Mike back to his seat* Look on the bright side, Mike. At least the

author is male. That way, the remaining sick stuff will only happen to the

female cast………*pushes him back to the floor* Feel sorry for yourself! *sits back

down*

MIKE: What?

>"Thats enough Ryouko, I want to be inside of you"

CROW: Given the content of the fic, that can't be too good.

>Ryouko, now more excited than she's ever been removes her lips from Tenchi

>and gets on top of him.

CROW: But then becomes depressed when his organ fell off from lack of oxygen.

TOM: Nah. I'd say it just die.

MIKE: Guys? Can we drop the subject?

>Tenchi's giant cock penetrats her pussy and

>give's

>Ryouko the chills.

TOM: I'd have the chills too, especially considering that it shouldn't be

working anymore.

>Tenchi bounces Ryouko up and down, up and down, up and

>down. Ryouko's eyes roll backwards as Tenchi fucks her all night.

TOM: The hell?! Eyes roll backwards?

MIKE: So Ryoko's now re-enacting "The Exorcist?"

>"Get on alll fours Ryouko!" Demanded Tenchi.

RYOKO: But I thought my fic self "was" on all fours?

MIKE: I'll overlook it. The last thing we need are more graphic details.

>Without a word Ryouko got on all fours with her big firm (every black

>man's

>dream)

TOM: Well, at least we now know the race of the author.

CROW: Not that we cared.

>ass and arched her back so that her ass was sticking straight up ,in

>the air.

CROW: 6!

TOM: These obvious statements are starting to get irritating.

>Tenchi grabbed his dick, and shoved the whole thing in to

>Ryouko's

>ass hole at once. The threads of her ass ripped and Tenchi held it in

>there...not humping or anything and wondering why Ryouko hasn't screemed

>yet.

MIKE: He killed her?

BOTS: Yay! That means the fics over!

RYOKO: He wanted me to scream?! *stands up* This lemon isn't what I expected at

all!

MIKE: If it "was" enjoyable, Pearl wouldn't have sent it.

>"Ryouko.....are you okay?"said Tenchi in a very worried voice. <no

>answer>

>"RYOUKO! ARE YOU OKAY!"

>

>Tenchi was so scared that he killed her or something.

TOM: (as Tenchi) Oh no! That's the third Ryoko I've killed this week! Oh well. I

can always ask Washu to make me another one.

RYOKO: *has now just unleashed her energy sword* Just one more insult, and this

fic is history!

>"I...I...I am a...a...alright tenchi" said Ryouko.

MIKE: In a lot of pain, and bleeding to death, but alright.

>Tears were running down her precious cheeks. Tenchi had fucked her in the

>ass

>soo hard, that she wouldn't be able to express the pain by screeming...so

>she

>remained quiet, with tears pouring down her face, and blood gushing from her

>ass.

TOM: This was wrong, even when it was trying to be right.

>They both said good night and held eachother in their arms and went to bed.

RYOKO: Bullshit! *charges at the screen, but is held back by Mike* Let me go!

I'll kill him!

MIKE: Save it for Pearl.

>The End

BOTS: Yay!

>well, that was chapter 2, i know you guy's are about ready to explode on

>me

RYOKO: *gritting teeth* You can say "that" again! I got cheated!

>but just remember that i am human and have feelings just like ewach and

>everyone of you

CROW: Good thing he doesn't have feelings like "each" and every one of us.

MIKE: "Ewach?"

TOM: Somewhere on the planet Endor, some "Ewoks" are planning revenge.

>...oh and i know i don't capatilize much but who the fuck

>cares,

TOM: Hm, let's see….Just about every writer who gives a flying fig Newton about

their work!

CROW: Let's not forget about your grammar and punctuation.

>i don't think any of you mofo's are my teacher's.

RYOKO: "Mofo's?"

MIKE: James Padilla "is" Dr. Evil.

but it's

cool I

love anyone who loves tmffa as much as i do.

TOM: That doesn't say very much.

RYOKO: I "adore" Gensao for glorifying my universe. If this fic is any

indication of his love for it, I fear what the other fans must be thinking.

MIKE: Well, at least it's over.

[The group exits the theater.]

**************************************************************** *******

[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]

Mike, Tom, Crow, Gypsy, and Mihoshi are doing their best to restrain Ryoko.

Sadly, they all fail at doing so. In a mad rage, she pushes the button to call

Pearl. When she answers, she start venting her anger.

"You bitch! You dirty, lying bitch! You knew that lemon scene was going to be

horrid! And I tolerated that sick lemon scene with Sasami in it! I'll kill

you!"

CASTLE FORRESTER

"You have to try, first." Said Pearl, in a tone that's practically taunting.

"You see, my son, Dr. Forrester, was very close to breaking your feeble little

minds when he unleashed those Oscarfics on Joel and the bots. He came close

when he found one of Shakari's fics titled "California Dreaming." But then he

had to discard it when he learned that the author wrote it for the purpose of it

being flamed and mst'ed."

S.O.L.

"Are you just about done with the plugs?" asked Mike. "The fic was horrible,

I'll admit. However, it's still pretty tolerable."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Maybe for `you,' but Ryoko was about to explode with rage. One more chapter

ought to break her spirit. Keep in mind that `you' still have 8 more chapters

to go. I'm having Bobo get them ready for next time. Now, where was I?"

"You were explaining on how you found this fic." Answered Observer.

"Thank you Brain Guy." Then she turned back to Mike and Ryoko. "Anyways, as I

was saying, I stumbled into `this' little beauty while I was searching for the

perfectly evil fic. Not since Chibiusa's 7th birthday have I encountered a fic

with just about every evil lemon and violent act there is. And on top of that,

nobody is enjoying themselves, thus taking away some of the stupidity, and

putting in more evil."

S.O.L.

"Think what you want to think, Pearl." Said Mike calmly. "It's just not going

to work. Right, Ryoko?"

Ryoko grinned evilly. "If that's how you want to play it, fine. I'll play

your little game. Besides, I only have one more chapter of this crap left."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Whatever you have planned is futile anyways." Said Pearl. "I don't really

care about you anyways. My only concern is finding something strong enough to

break the spirits of Mike and his little robots. `This' will work! I just know

it!" Then she laughed evilly.

S.O.L.

"You know, I just had a thought." Ryoko said to Mike. "How is Mihoshi going to

handle this? I don't think she should be watching it."

"She'll probably faint, thus ruining a watching candidate. If anything, Pearl

will just look stupid, again."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"I heard that, Nelstone!"

S.O.L.

Mike looked nervous. "Hehe, oops. Sorry." Then he turned to the bots. "Why

didn't you tell me she was still listening?"

"I dunno." Answered Crow. "I guess it didn't cross our minds."

CASLTE FORRESTER

"I am `very' well of Mihoshi's simplicity, `and' the fact that she wouldn't

make a good candidate! But the fact of the matter is that she'll be crying and

screaming so loud, that `you'll' be in agony!"

S.O.L.

Mike had that "oops" look on his face. The bots just glared at him.

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Until then, rest easy, for now." Then she broke contact.

S.O.L.

"Well, if anyone needs me, I'll be in the other room. I need to write my `own'

lemon scene with Tenchi. One that'll be good."

Then she left. Meanwhile, all of the bots were still glaring at Mike, ready to

start complaining, "big time!"

*Roll Credits: In the background, Tom, Crow, and Gypsy can be heard making

various gripes and rants at Mike, while Mike is meekly trying to explain

himself.*

End of chapter 2.

Well, that's the second chapter down. I hope everyone enjoyed the mst.

I'd like to thank everyone who has given me a review on this, as well as my

previous msts. Thank you.

And another thanks goes out to James Padilla, for giving me permission to mst

this, as well as having good msting material.

Send all comments and stuff to evil_reviewer@hotmail.com

Please don't send any flames. If there was something you didn't like, please

let me know without getting angry about it.

~~Ayeka looked VERY sexy in it...her top sufficated her double D chest~~