Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Erotic Torture Chamber MST ❯ chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Mystery Science Theater is the property of Best Brains Inc. Tenchi Muyo/Universe is the property of AIC and Pioneer. The original fic "The Erotic Torture Chamber" is the property of James Padilla, who has given me full permission to mst this. Well, enjoy.

MST # 6

MST of "Erotic Torture chamber" chapter 1.

In the not too distant future,

Somewhere in time and space.

Mike Nelson and his robot pals

are caught in a nasty place.

They try to survive, the wrath of Pearl.

Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world.

From her castle below she sets her sights above,

just to torture all the captains on the satellite of lo-ove!

MIKE: "Get…Me…Dowwnn!!!"

"I'll send them cheesy web posts,

the worst, I can find. (lalala)

He'll have to sit and read them all

while I monitor his mind." (lalala)

Now keep in mind Mike can't control

where the postings begin or end. (lalala)

He'll try to keep his sanity

with the help of his robot friends.

<<<Robot Roll Call>>>

CAMBOT! (You're on!)

GYPSY! (Oh no!)

TOM SERVO! (Check me out!)

CROOOOW! (I'm different!)

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe,

and other science facts. (lalala)

Then repeat to yourself it's just a post

you should really just relax, for……

Mystery Science Theater 3000……..

[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]

Mike and the bots were looking all over the satellite for Mihoshi. Turns out she had gotten lost (don't ask), and needed to be found. While they were searching, the mad lights flashed. Gypsy, being the nearest one at the moment, answered it. It was Pearl, and she looked a little perturbed.

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Where's Smelson?" she asked irritably.

S.O.L.

"He's looking for the special guest." Gypsy answered.

CASTLE FORRESTER

"What do you mean?! Today's experiment is going to start any minute, and now the guest is lost?!"

She was now trying to refrain from any further yelling. She looked around, and grabbed Observer onto our view.

"Brain Guy! Use your mind powers to bring that bubble-headed ditz back here, pronto!"

"Well, I'll give it a try, madam. But you see……"

"Just shut up and do it!"

Just as he was about to use his mind powers, Bobo interrupted him by rushing in.

"Lawgiver! Princess Ayeka is calling us! She's on the monitor! Quick! She wants to speak to you!

Pearl looked towards Gypsy's direction. "Hold on for a minute." Then she turned towards Observer. "Brain Guy, put Ayeka on the monitor."

So he did, and now what used to be Gypsy appearing on the screen was now Ayeka, who seemed rather upset.

"What do you want?" Pearl asked irritably. "I'm very busy."

"You did not keep your end of the bargain, Ms. Forrester!" Ayeka exclaimed. "You were `supposed' be hold Ryoko there long enough for me to win over Lord Tenchi! But you didn't! She is still here!"

"So what do you want `me' to do about it?"

Ayeka's face was now red with anger. "What do you think?! Either hold your end of the bargain, or suffer the wrath of Jurai!" Then she calmed down. "Please excuse my anger. Ryoko was teasing me again. Anyways, you have ten minutes to do this. I'll call back later." Then she ended transmission, putting Gypsy back on the screen.

Pearl was now talking to Gypsy once again. "As you can see, I have a lot of things to do."

"Might I make a suggestion, madam?" asked Observer.

"Sure, why not. I might as well try anything."

"Well, to kill two birds with one stone, why don't we grant Ayeka's request, and have Ryoko be the guest for about 3 or so chapters. That way, we'll have plenty of time to locate Mihoshi, restrain her, and make her watch the film."

"Brain Guy………that's a great idea! I'll even be able to torture multiple people if I can find a fic that's long enough!"

"Way ahead of you." Said Observer as he handed her a rather large document.

Pearl skimmed through it, nodding occasionally. "This will do perfectly. In fact, it might even break the spirits of Nelson and his little……..things." Then she turned to Gypsy. "Give us a minute, will ya?" Then she turned back to Observer. "Brain Guy, teleport Ryoko to the satellite." Finally, she turned back to Gypsy. "Give her a briefing on what she has to do. Mike should be back by then. Also, tell them that their film is chapter 1 of a Tenchi fic called "The erotic torture chamber." After that, she ended transmission.

S.O.L.

Several seconds later, Ryoko was teleported right in front of Gypsy. The space pirate was confused as to where she was. When she saw Gypsy, she looked at her strangely.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?"

"I'm Gypsy. I'm a robot, and you're on the satellite of love."

"Satellite of love? How did I get here?"

"You may want to sit down first."

So she did, and Gypsy told her everything she needed to know about watching bad movies. She also told her about Mike, Tom, and Crow. When she was finished explaining everything, Ryoko laughed.

"You mean to say that all I have to do is make fun of everyone in the movie? Ha! I was born for that! I can't wait until Ayeka appears on the scene!"

So the two continued to talk until Mike and the bots finally entered the room. They were holding a rag doll that resembled Mihoshi.

"Well, we found her." Said Crow.

"Um, Crow?" asked Gypsy. "That's not Mihoshi. That's just a rag doll."

"I told you!" said Mike. Then he noticed Ryoko. "Let me guess. She's a stand in for Mihoshi."

"That's right." Said Ryoko as she teleported right next to them. "It'll be great making fun of people."

"You'll change your opinion soon." Said Tom.

"What for? None of it is real."

"You'll find out."

"Oh, and before I forget," Gypsy interrupted, "Pearl said that your film today is chapter 1 of `The erotic torture chamber.'"

"That sounds kind of kinky." Said Ryoko.

Mike shook his head. "Probably a Tenchi version of "The countess chronicles."

Suddenly, the sirens went off.

"Let's go!" exclaimed Mike. "We got fic sign!"

"What's the hurry?" asked Ryoko.

"Pearl will kill us if we don't get there quickly!"

"Kill us? Ha! That's a good one! I'd like to see her try!"

But Mike quickly picked up Tom, and was pushing Ryoko the best he could. Ryoko allowed him to do so for the time being.

[6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Theater]

[Everyone takes their usual positions, except that Ryoko is in between Mike and Crow.]

RYOKO: *to Mike* What was the big idea of pushing me! I can take care of myself!

MIKE: I know. I was thinking more-so of my own life.

RYOKO: Oh.

TOM: Shh!, it's now starting!

CROW: And you're happy about that?

TOM: ……Bite me!

>disclaimer:i do not own tenchi or any of the tenchi characters, blah, blah,

>blah, blah okay......cool...^_^

CROW: Now that my half-assed disclaimer is up, it's time to start the torture.

>(Washu's lab)---------"Yes! it's almost complete!"

TOM: I don't know about that, Washu. It still looks like you've got a long way to go before solving "that" hangman puzzle.

> Washu says wiith a sense

>of completion in her voice.

RYOKO: Well it wouldn't be complete unless there was a sense of completion……okay, now that was a "duh" moment.

MIKE: *To Ryoko* Weclome to the world of fanfiction.

> "Those rotten good for nothin little brats!

>they'll all be sorry. Aaaaahahahahaah!!!!!

TOM: (as Washu) They'll pay for giving me free room and board! They'll all pay!

RYOKO: *ditto* They'll also pay for feeding me and listening to my long lectures! Aaahahahaha!!

CROW: *to Ryoko* Nice one.

>(dinner time, tenchi and the gang are all sitting around the dinner table

>getting ready for

>a fabulous feast prepared by sasami)

RYOKO: And how!

MIKE: I don't get it. How can a little girl cook so much food every day?

RYOKO: I never bothered asking, just as long as I'm fed.

TOM: Not to mention going against child labor laws.

RYOKO:………

>-----"gee, i wonder why washu hasn't come down for dinner." said yosho, in a

>slightly dissapointed voice.

CROW: (as Yosho) I was hoping to see her strut her stuff.

TOM: Washu! I win!

RYOKO: What are you talking about?

TOM: Her name fills in the 5 blanks, and he's talking about Washu.

RYOKO: *shrugs* I suppose.

>"i know, she's been really busy lately," said tenchi, "all cooped up in that

>dark cold lab. i could've sworn i heard several different people screeming

>in agonizing pain!"

RYOKO: (as Tenchi) I knew I should've fed her last night.

>"oh, that was just me and aye--ow! ayeka that hurt!" screemed sasami.

CROW: (as Sasami) We were testing a new way how to kill roaches.

RYOKO: *raises eyebrow* This isn't leading to what I think it's leading to, is it?

>"uuhh, she doesn't know what shes talking about, i think she has turets or

>something"

RYOKO: *confused* But I thought "turets" was when a person couldn't stop saying really bad words.

TOM: No, that's "turrets." "Turets" is something completely different.

>"Sasami!, i thought i told you not to mention what we do every night after

>everyone goe's to bed!" Ayeka whispered in sasami's ear.

>

>"oh, sorry Ayeka."

TOM: (as Sasami) I keep forgetting how our game of "let's kill Ryoko in many different ways" can be very noisy.

RYOKO: e_e.

>"thats okay, just don't let anyone find out, i'd hate to think about how

>tenchi would react if he found out that i'm a-a-a child molester!"

>

>"its okay ayeka, your secrets safe with me."

CROW: (as Tenchi) Um, Ayeka? We can hear you.

RYOKO: *is feeling a little uneasy* Now I thought many things of Ayeka, but "this" isn't one of them!

CROW: And she was such a nice person too.

TOM: You think you know a girl………

>(flash-back)

><sasami walks into ayekas room> "Ayeka."

>"what is it sasami"

><sasami walks over next to ayeka>

MIKE: I see this fic was made for the hearing impared.

CROW: *to Mike* Are those narration marks or cue cards?

MIKE: I'm not sure.

>"today while i was picking carrots, a group of boy's about my age surrounded

>me and ripped off all my clothes and started feeling feeling my-my private

>area's.

CROW: It was so horrible, she had to emphasize it a second time.

MIKE: Either that, or the fics on the fritz.

> I screemed and told them to stop but they wouldn't! i was really

>scared and i didn't know what to do!they hurt me really really badly."

RYOKO: *to Mike* Definitely on the fritz.

><ayeka looked at sasami in shock>"show me where they hurt you."

RYOKO: Let's not, and say we did.

>"o-okay" sasami replied in a trembling voice. <sasami slowly took off her

>clothes and then removed her little pink panties with sailor moon on them. >

>"eww!" ayeka replied in a discusted voice.

RYOKO: *as Ayeka* Sailor Moon is gross!

CROW: *ditto* You forgot to wipe again, didn't you!?

> "what exactly did they put inside

>of, well you?

MIKE: No pun intended.

>"they put these weird stick looking things attached to themselves into me."

CROW: They must be pretty thin in order to be compared to sticks.

RYOKO: *while suppressing laughter* That…..wasn't…….funny!

>"here, let me clean you up" said ayeka.<as ayeka walked inside the bathroom

>to get a wet washcloth to clean up sasami's swollen clit,

RYOKO: Wait a minute. How could her clit be swollen unless she was arou……THAT BETTER NOT BE THE CASE!!!

MIKE: I'm pretty sure it's just an anatomical error.

> a sudden nasty

>feeling came over her.

RYOKO: She "also" found out how obscure that was, and had begun to lose her lunch.

> something about rape really made ayeka horny, aside

>from the fact that she hasn't gotten laid for over 800 years!>

RYOKO: *raises eyebrow* I haven't got laid in over 5,000 years, and I "still" wouldn't rape a family member!

TOM: Okay, let me get this straight. She was asleep for 800 years, and she's 23. And ages 0-12, she had yet to grow sexual hormones, and at ages 13-23, she was a proper princess, and couldn't have "possibly" lost her virginity yet, considering how she was saving herself for Yosho………*has stopped functioning*

MIKE: Uh-oh. He put too much thought into the fic again. *sighs* Oh well, time to reboot. *begins rebooting Tom*

><ayeka applied pressure on sasami's sex, as sasami screemed with pain ayeka

>wouldnt stop. a strange feeling came over ayeka and she kept pushing the wet

>cloth into sasami's now bleeding pussy>

CROW: Now that is just wrong.

RYOKO: Talk about OOC.

>"oo ayeka please stop! it hurts! it hurts!"sasami sceemed. "shutup you

>little bitch this will only take a second!" ayeka exclaimed.

ALL: *mouths gape wide open*

MIKE: *is still gaping, but has finished rebooting Tom*

TOM: Hey guys. What' going on? *has just read the two sentences* Oh.

> But deep down

>ayeka knew that it wouldn't take a second,she was gonna keep doing this

>untill she didn't know when.

TOM: Which would most likely be until she passes out. *looks at the others* You guys can stop gaping. It's not like you were expecting this fic to be tolerable.

MIKE: *stops gaping* Good point.

CROW: *ditto* The worst is yet to come.

RYOKO: *still gaping, until she is nudged by Crow* Huh? *looks around* Sorry. That took me by surprise.

>"please ayeka stop!" <after 15 minutes ayeka stopped> "there! all better"

MIKE: Well, at least the wound is fully treated to.

ALL: *looks at Mike strangely*

MIKE: What? I'm just trying to find a bright side to this dark fic.

>ayeka said as she smirked. "I'm gonna rape you sasami!" said ayeka with an

>evil look in her eye.

RYOKO: *wide eyed* She's kidding, right? Please tell me she's kidding!

MIKE: Well that was sudden.

>"your gonna what!?" asked sasami more confused and scared than she's ever

>been.

CROW: SHE SAID SHE GONNA……*Ryoko shuts his beak*

RYOKO: Don't make this worse than it already is.

MIKE: I have a bad feeling that it's going to get worse.

TOM: *to Mike* If there ever was a time to say "duh," this is it.

><ayeka then put duck tape around sasami's mouth and tied her down to her

>four

>poster.

TOM: Four poster? I thought they slept in futons?

MIKE: Just smile and nod.

> Sasami had tears in her eyes. ayeka than began to strip herself

>naked.

RYOKO: As opposed to stripping herself clothed.

>"now where did i put that----Aha! there it is"

TOM: Hey look! Another fill in the blank game!

MIKE: I don't think we should play this one.

RYOKO: Spoiled sport. I had a bunch of four letter swear words to say.

> ayeka said as she strapped on

>a 14 inch penis.

CROW: You know, ever since Oscar, I've been afraid of chicks with dicks.

TOM: Why would Ayeka be carrying around something like that?

RYOKO: 14 inches? Is that even real?!

>"i am now going to put this inside of you." said ayeka, tears still pouring

>out of sasami's eyes.

TOM: And captain obvious makes an appearance once again!

><ayeka aimed the dick between sasami's swollen bloody clit and began to fuck

>her.>

MIKE: *winces*

RYOKO: That's anatomically impossible! Only surgery can make that possible!

TOM: It's the "Countess Chronicles" all over again!

><sasami tried to screem but her voice was blocked by the duck tape><ayeka

>continued to hump sasami's small pussy furiously.in and out ayeka went for

>hours!

TOM: So let me get this straight. This went on for countless hours, and "nobody" was wondering where the muffled screams were coming from, especially considering the thin walls, "and" the fact that Tenchi said that he "heard" screams of agonizing pain………*shuts down again*

MIKE: He "really" needs to stop putting a lot of thought into these things. *begins rebooting him, again.*

><ayeka then laid sasami on her stomach. she tied sasami down into a

>position

>where sasami was bent over. "okay sasami, this is really going to hurt you!"

RYOKO: She wouldn't "dare!"

CROW: Unfortunately, this is fanfiction, so she "would."

>said ayeka with an evil smile on her face. ayeka opened up sasami's asshole

>and stuck 3 inches of the fake cock inside. Sasami screemed incredibly loud.

CROW: Now "I'm" confused! If she screamed incredibly loud……*Ryoko shuts his beak*

RYOKO: Don't give Mike extra work.

MIKE: *has just finished rebooting Tom* Thanks. I appreciate it.

><smack!> ayeka slapped sasami in the face

CROW: We kind of figured that out already when you shown us that cue card.

> and told her to shut up or she'd

>bring the whip out. ayeka put in another 3 inches. sasami screemed so loud

>that it hurt ayekas ears.

CROW: *as Ayeka* How can I enjoy raping you when you keep screaming like that?!

MIKE: *about to say something to Crow, but decides not to* Never mind. It's not worth it.

>"thats it!" she screemed, "after i'm done ass fucking you i'm gonna lash

>you!

>you little bitch!"

TOM: Mike! This fic isn't making any sense again! Please make it stop!

MIKE: I wish I could, Tom. I wish I could.

RYOKO: Why hasn't anybody heard any of this?! *to Mike* And don't tell me to smile and nod either!

><and ayeka continued to hump sasami. sasami screemed with every hump ayeka

>pumped her with. Blood was splurtting out of sasamis ass like a waterfall.

>now blood was all over ayeka.>

RYOKO: Exactly "how" big was that strap-on again?

CROW: 14 inches………I guess she got skewered.

>"okay little sister, i think thats enough for tonight. i'm gonna release you

>now, but if you dare tell anyone ESPECIALLY Tenchi,

CROW: She'll be executed.

MIKE: Not unless her lawyer is Johnny Cochran.

CROW: True.

> i will rape you ten times

>harder. Do you understand!?"

TOM: And that's any different……how?

MIKE: Actually, I'd "hate" to see what ten times harder would be.

RYOKO: All Sasami would have to do is tell "me," and I would decapitate that bitch faster than lightning!

><the words wich sounded enough like "okay" came out of sasami's mouth

>through

>the duck tape.>

RYOKO: If this wasn't just a fic, I would "kill" Ayeka the minute I got back!

MIKE: Poor, poor Sasami.

>(preasent time: Washu's lab)

>There all gonna pay, every last one of them!

>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

CROW: Nothing new here. Let's move on.

RYOKO: Pay for what? We didn't do anything.

>to be continued...

BOTS: Boo!!!

>i'm sure i probably took a lot of you by suprise with the whole ayeka raping

>and torchering her little sister,

RYOKO: And I hate you for that!!

CROW: We read "Chibiusa's 7th birthday," so we were already exposed to worse.

> and i'm sure your all curious as to what

>Washu ( my dream goddess) has in store for tenchi and the others.

TOM: No, not really.

RYOKO: And we're very happy "not" finding out!

> It will

>all

>be revealed in my next fics! i am open to comments,questions negetive or

>positive, i love em all!!!!!

RYOKO: *grins* You heard him. Let's the insults commence!

MIKE: How about we leave the theater instead?

BOTS: Hooray!

[The group exits the theater]

[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Bridge]

"Well that was really stupid." Said Ryoko. "You actually have to watch garbage like this all the time?"

"Every time Pearl sends one." Answered Mike.

Then, the mad lights flashed. Mike answered it, and Pearl responded.

CASTLE FORRESTER

"So, what did you think of the fic?" Pearl asked, hoping for a negative response.

S.O.L.

"Well, it was bad, I'll admit that." Said Mike. "However, it wasn't nearly as bad as that Chibiusa fic, and the plot seemed full of holes."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Oh, don't worry." Said Pearl. "All questions will be answered in the remaining 9 chapters."

S.O.L.

Everyone stood in shock. After several seconds, Ryoko spoke up.

"Look here! I am `not' going to stay here and watch `every' chapter of that trash!"

CASTLE FORRESTER

"And I don't expect you to." Answered Pearl. "All you have to do is sit through the first 3, and then I'll send somebody else to take your place."

S.O.L.

"And what makes you think I would even stay for them?"

CASTLE FORRESTER

"The fact that you can't leave until Brain Guy lets you." Then she waved her hand at the screen. "Go ahead. Try and teleport over here."

S.O.L.

So she tried, but to no avail. After a few more unsuccessful attempts, she glared at Pearl. "What the hell did you do to my powers?!"

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Oh, nothing. I just had Brain guy weaken them for the time that you're here."

S.O.L.

"Bitch."

CASTLE FORRESTER

"Now be nice, Ryoko. The other chapters have you and Tenchi in a lemon scene."

S.O.L.

Ryoko's ears perked up. "A l-lemon? Between me, and Tenchi?" Then she squealed in delight. "You have yourself a deal!"

Mike walked over to the front of the screen, and looked at Pearl with narrow eyes.

"Okay, Pearl. What's wrong with the fic……besides the pedophilia?"

CASTLE FORRESTER

"All in good time, Nelstone. All in good time." Then she motioned to Bobo. "Bobo! It's time for my daily science experiments! Get in the cage at once!"

"Sure thing, Lawgiver!" said Bobo excitedly as he ran in the next room.

Pearl gave one more glance, and then ended transmission.

*credits roll*

End of MST.

Well, that's the end of chapter 1. I'd like to thank James Padilla for giving me permission to mst this, and for writing it, for without it, I wouldn't have material.

Anyways, please tell me what you think by emailing me. My email address is evil_reviewer@hotmail.com

~~"they put these weird stick looking things attached to themselves into me."~~