Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Merc Star Coast to Coast ❯ Chapter 3
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By: MercStar 
Anime/Manga: Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 786 | Visits: 256 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 786 | Visits: 256 | Status: Completed
MercStar Coast to Coast
Episode 3: Dragonball the fresh maker
Stars:
Merc: " Bwahahahahaha ummmm hi", Host
Ashura: " 1+2=4", Costar
Sabian: " BOOM", Cammera director
Vegeta: " AHHHHH BULMA'S PREGNATE AGAIN!!!!", Music Director\
Ryoko: " Ummm Hi", Security Cheif
Guest:
Goku: " Where's the food"
?????: "..."
(Cammera turns on showing the empty stage of MercStar Coast to Coast. The cammera flips over to
Vegeta's booth and see's nothing. It then flips over to Sabian's booth showing nothing. The
cammera then goes back stage. Everyone is sitting around a card table. The room is smokey and
everyone is holding cards. Sabina is wearing a card dealers uinform, Merc is wearing his usual
grey tanktop, black pants, and katana, Ashura is wearing his usual, Vegeta is wearing his badman
shirt and green pants, Ryoko is wearing her kimono.)
Sabian: Ok the next person who Cheats is going to get blasted
Merc: Sabian your the one who is cheating.
Sabian: Thats beside the point.
Vegeta: Ok whatever lets just go.
Ryoko: Merc got ant 5's
Merc: Go fish
Ryoko: (eyes glowing red) MERC DO YOU HAVE ANY FIVES
Merc: (handing over some cards) Here you go
Ryoko: Thank you
(Ashura turns around and sees the cammera.)
Ashura: O_O Ummmm guys (taps Merc on the sholder)
Merc: (looking at Ashura) What?
(Ashura points at cammera)
Merc: O_O Shit.
(Everyone looks at the cammera and hauls to their resective spots on the set. The cammera gose
back to the set and sets up so the entire set in in veiw.)
Merc: Welcome to MercStar Coast to Coast.
Vegeta: (O.S.) It should be Vegeta Coast to Coast.
Merc: No it shouldn't. Someone has already done that.
Sabian: (O.S.) Merc we got a letter from the complaint department.
Merc: O.o When did we get a complaint
Ashura: Last week.
Merc: And why was I not told?
Ryoko: (O.S) Cuase you didn't ask.
Merc: -.- Reminder to self: Kill last remaing red hedgehog, Saiyan Prince, Space Pirate, and the
only Armoured human
Ashura: You can't kill us.
Merc: And why not?
Ashura: Ummm because you need us to run the show.
Merc: Good point
Sabian: (O.S. sounds of a flame thrower is heard.) I am the complaint department.
Merc: Well now that thats over time to introduce our first guest Son Goku.
(The screen comes down from the roof right next to Ashura. When it turns on Vegeta is in it.
Everyone looks over to Vegeta's booth. Vegeta is in it.)
Merc: O_O WHAT THE HELL.
Ashura: Whats going on.
Vegeta(both): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ryoko: (O.S.) Whats the deal.
Merc: SABIAN!!!!!
Sabian: (O.S.) WHAT??????
Merc: whats going on?
Sabian: (O.S.) I don't know.
Merc: Ryoko your job?
Ryoko: (O.S.) Yes?
Merc: GO DO IT.
(cammera flips over to Ryoko. She flips Merc the bird and walks off back stage. When she gets
back stage she finds Goku stuffing his face at the snack bar for the guests.)
Ryoko: Goku if your here then who is at your house.
Goku: (Stops eatting.) Hmmemhmm
Ryoko: Swallow
Goku: (swallows food.) I don't know (goes back to eatting.)
(Ryoko sighs and heads back to front stage. The cammera flips back over to Merc.)
Merc: Well???
Ryoko: (O.S.) Well I don't know who it is.
Vegeta: Hiya Merc
Vegeta: (O.S.) Hey I don't say Hiya
Merc: Kayra?!?!?!
Vegeta: (pulls off costume reveiling Lady Kayra.) Yep ^_^
Merc: O_O
Kayra: ^_^
Ashura: O_O
Sabian: Bwahahahahaha
Kayra: O_O
Merc: ^_^
Ashura: Ok enough with the faces
Merc: Well where is Goku at?
Ryoko: (O.S.) He is in the back stuffing his face and drinking the soda.
Sabian: (O.S.) GAH MY RED MOUNTAIN DEW
Vegeta: (O.S.) Bwahahahahahahaha * SNAP* AHHHHHHH MY LEG
Sabian: (O.S.) Bwahahahahahahahaha servers you right. Now to go save my dew.
Kayra: Is it all ways like this?
Merc: Yes.
Ashura: Yep.
Kayra: Why am I not supprised?
Merc: Cause you know us too well.
Kayra: Oh.
Ashura: Vegeta Bulma is pregnate again right?
Vegeta: (O.S. in a sad voice.) Yes
Ashura: And after what I did to you last episode? Amazing.
Merc: Ashy when you pound someone there with a hammer really hard TWICE they are usually dead.
Kayra and Ashura: Really?
Merc: Yeah ever read Ender's Game.
Ashura: No.
Merc: Well there is a prime example.
Kayra: They why isn't Veggie dead?
Merc: Cause I am the write and what fun would that be.
Kayra: Oh ^_^
Flunky#1: (O.S.)BOSS DA PHONE.
Merc: Who is it?
Surfer Flunky: (O.S.) Cool its the IRS.
Merc: O_O due to the current situation this episode of MercStar Coast to Coast will be cut
short. Thanks and have a nice day.
Episode 3: Dragonball the fresh maker
Stars:
Merc: " Bwahahahahaha ummmm hi", Host
Ashura: " 1+2=4", Costar
Sabian: " BOOM", Cammera director
Vegeta: " AHHHHH BULMA'S PREGNATE AGAIN!!!!", Music Director\
Ryoko: " Ummm Hi", Security Cheif
Guest:
Goku: " Where's the food"
?????: "..."
(Cammera turns on showing the empty stage of MercStar Coast to Coast. The cammera flips over to
Vegeta's booth and see's nothing. It then flips over to Sabian's booth showing nothing. The
cammera then goes back stage. Everyone is sitting around a card table. The room is smokey and
everyone is holding cards. Sabina is wearing a card dealers uinform, Merc is wearing his usual
grey tanktop, black pants, and katana, Ashura is wearing his usual, Vegeta is wearing his badman
shirt and green pants, Ryoko is wearing her kimono.)
Sabian: Ok the next person who Cheats is going to get blasted
Merc: Sabian your the one who is cheating.
Sabian: Thats beside the point.
Vegeta: Ok whatever lets just go.
Ryoko: Merc got ant 5's
Merc: Go fish
Ryoko: (eyes glowing red) MERC DO YOU HAVE ANY FIVES
Merc: (handing over some cards) Here you go
Ryoko: Thank you
(Ashura turns around and sees the cammera.)
Ashura: O_O Ummmm guys (taps Merc on the sholder)
Merc: (looking at Ashura) What?
(Ashura points at cammera)
Merc: O_O Shit.
(Everyone looks at the cammera and hauls to their resective spots on the set. The cammera gose
back to the set and sets up so the entire set in in veiw.)
Merc: Welcome to MercStar Coast to Coast.
Vegeta: (O.S.) It should be Vegeta Coast to Coast.
Merc: No it shouldn't. Someone has already done that.
Sabian: (O.S.) Merc we got a letter from the complaint department.
Merc: O.o When did we get a complaint
Ashura: Last week.
Merc: And why was I not told?
Ryoko: (O.S) Cuase you didn't ask.
Merc: -.- Reminder to self: Kill last remaing red hedgehog, Saiyan Prince, Space Pirate, and the
only Armoured human
Ashura: You can't kill us.
Merc: And why not?
Ashura: Ummm because you need us to run the show.
Merc: Good point
Sabian: (O.S. sounds of a flame thrower is heard.) I am the complaint department.
Merc: Well now that thats over time to introduce our first guest Son Goku.
(The screen comes down from the roof right next to Ashura. When it turns on Vegeta is in it.
Everyone looks over to Vegeta's booth. Vegeta is in it.)
Merc: O_O WHAT THE HELL.
Ashura: Whats going on.
Vegeta(both): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ryoko: (O.S.) Whats the deal.
Merc: SABIAN!!!!!
Sabian: (O.S.) WHAT??????
Merc: whats going on?
Sabian: (O.S.) I don't know.
Merc: Ryoko your job?
Ryoko: (O.S.) Yes?
Merc: GO DO IT.
(cammera flips over to Ryoko. She flips Merc the bird and walks off back stage. When she gets
back stage she finds Goku stuffing his face at the snack bar for the guests.)
Ryoko: Goku if your here then who is at your house.
Goku: (Stops eatting.) Hmmemhmm
Ryoko: Swallow
Goku: (swallows food.) I don't know (goes back to eatting.)
(Ryoko sighs and heads back to front stage. The cammera flips back over to Merc.)
Merc: Well???
Ryoko: (O.S.) Well I don't know who it is.
Vegeta: Hiya Merc
Vegeta: (O.S.) Hey I don't say Hiya
Merc: Kayra?!?!?!
Vegeta: (pulls off costume reveiling Lady Kayra.) Yep ^_^
Merc: O_O
Kayra: ^_^
Ashura: O_O
Sabian: Bwahahahahaha
Kayra: O_O
Merc: ^_^
Ashura: Ok enough with the faces
Merc: Well where is Goku at?
Ryoko: (O.S.) He is in the back stuffing his face and drinking the soda.
Sabian: (O.S.) GAH MY RED MOUNTAIN DEW
Vegeta: (O.S.) Bwahahahahahahaha * SNAP* AHHHHHHH MY LEG
Sabian: (O.S.) Bwahahahahahahahaha servers you right. Now to go save my dew.
Kayra: Is it all ways like this?
Merc: Yes.
Ashura: Yep.
Kayra: Why am I not supprised?
Merc: Cause you know us too well.
Kayra: Oh.
Ashura: Vegeta Bulma is pregnate again right?
Vegeta: (O.S. in a sad voice.) Yes
Ashura: And after what I did to you last episode? Amazing.
Merc: Ashy when you pound someone there with a hammer really hard TWICE they are usually dead.
Kayra and Ashura: Really?
Merc: Yeah ever read Ender's Game.
Ashura: No.
Merc: Well there is a prime example.
Kayra: They why isn't Veggie dead?
Merc: Cause I am the write and what fun would that be.
Kayra: Oh ^_^
Flunky#1: (O.S.)BOSS DA PHONE.
Merc: Who is it?
Surfer Flunky: (O.S.) Cool its the IRS.
Merc: O_O due to the current situation this episode of MercStar Coast to Coast will be cut
short. Thanks and have a nice day.