Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Merc Star Coast to Coast ❯ Chapter 4
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By: MercStar 
Anime/Manga: Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 884 | Visits: 210 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 884 | Visits: 210 | Status: Completed
*do I really have to repeat the owners of these people*
MercStar Coast to Coast
Episode 4: Rave... the greatest thing on Earth.
Stars:
Merc: " I am the Rave GOD. Bwahahahahaha.", host
Ashura: " Whats Rave.", cohost
Sabian: " I AM the Rave GOD.", Cammera director
Vegeta: " Bwahahahahahaha now I can be host *POW*", Music director
Ryoko: " Ohhhh good you hire Tenchi. Good Merc good boy.", Security head
Tenchi: " Oh boy.", Water boy
Sasami: " Hiya.", Cook
Guest:
Roger Smith: " Ummmm... Where am I?"
(Cammera opens up on the stage. Ashura is sitting behind Merc's desk.)
Ashura: Vegeta where is Merc and Sabian.
Vegeta: (O.S.) Bwahahahahahaha who cares where they're at.
(Ashura pulls out a very large hammer from behind his back and throws it O.S.)
*POW* *SNAP* *CRACK*
(Cammera flips over to Vegeta. He is mangled and bleeding plus his booth is destroyed. Little
stars are flying around his head signifiying his unconsiousness. Cammera flips back over to
Ashura.)
Ashura: O_O Ryoko please tell me we arn't on the air.
Ryoko: (O.S) We aren't on the air.
Ashura: -_- No one likes a smart alick
Tenchi: (O.S.) Why me? Why did I have to take this job?
Sasami: (O.S.) Come on Tenchi it isn't that bad.
Ashura: Ok the show don't start till Sabian and Merc get back. Tenchi call up the Head boss and
tell him to set the show back an hour.
Tenchi: (O.S.) Ok.
(Cammera cuts off and goes to reruns of Tenchi Muyo. An hour later the cammera comes back onto
the set. Several fires are burning and it looks like the apocalips had struck. Ashura walks on
screen in a mini-Wing Gundam like armour with a buster cannon to match. He looks at the cammera
then panics.)
Ashura: Ummmmm... hi. sorry about the mess we kinda had a small fight over who was gonna host.
Ryoko: (O.S.) Hey I found them.
Tenchi: (O.S.) Your kidding me right?
(Cammera cuts off and cuts on in an abandoned Warehouse. Lots of people are partying and the
place is really smokey. Most of the people are female and they are all dancing around one male.
The cammera gets closer and everyone sees that its Merc. The cammera pans over the the DJ booth
and Sabian is seen. He looks up and panics.)
Sabian: (over a mic) RAID!!!!!!
(Cammera loooks around and sees the place completely empty cept for Sabian and Merc.)
Merc: Why did you do that for?
Sabian: cause we have a cammera here.
Merc: O_O Shit we have a show tonight.
(Both Merc and Sabian take off into the air. The cammera cuts off then back on in the studio.
Everything is back to the way it was before the hour break. Everyone is now in their proper
spots.)
Merc: Hi welcome to MercStar Coast to Coast. Sorry about the delay we sort of had a party planed
Ashura: -_- you knew we had a show tonight and just wanted to see what would happen if you
didn't show up.
Merc: Exactly ^_^
Ashura: Figures you would do something like that.
Merc: I'm not to one all up in armour.
Ashura: I like my armour thank you very much.
Merc: I like my Deathsythe armour better that your wing armour.
Sabian: (O.S.) I beat both of you. My armour does everything.
(Merc pulls out his katana and tosses it offscreen.)
*Crack* *Pow* *Shwing*
(Cammera shots over to Sabian. Merc's Katana is parked right in front of his face.)
Merc: (O.S.) What about my sword?
Sabian: ( a little paniced) It's better then my armour.
(Merc's katana goes back in its sheath. cammera cuts back to Merc.)
Merc: No our guest for today is Roger Smith from Big (Chirr)O.
Ashura: Ha Ha
Merc: Ryoko go get tht vict... I mean guest.
Ryoko: (O.S.) You had it right the first time.
Merc: While we're waiting Vegeta is going to play a GOOD song.
Vegeta: (O.S.) Blah I am.
Merc: ( clenching his teeth) He is going to play a good song or be catrated by someone with long
red hair.
( Vegeta plays " Kyle's mom's a bitch" from the Creators of South Park.)
Merc: Good Veggie man.
Vegeta: (O.S.) *mummble mumbble*
Merc: Sabian what did he just say?
Sabian: He just said that your a F**K D**K A*S
Merc: VEGETA YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!!!!
Ashura: Oh boy
Sabian: (O.S.) Cool Violence.
(Merc jumps out of his chair and jumps off screen.)
*POW*
A*S am I
*CRACK*
AHHHHH MY LEG
*SMASH*
NOVA BOMB
*BOOM*
*PUFF*
(Merc walks back on stage with not a scrath on him. His hair is now silver and his eyes are red.)
Ashura: O_O Dude ummmm shouldn't we call an ambulance
Merc: Call them and die
Ashura: Ok
Sabian: (O.S.) Ummmm Merc you just killed Roger Smith while fightiing Vegeta
Merc: Oh well. On next weeks show our guest will be Gene Starwind.
Ashura: See you all later.
A/N: Well another episode done another death delt sorry all Big O fans but I was running out of
ideas and I though this would be the funniest way. I need input on who the guest of the 6
episode should be. For now Merc Star out.
MercStar Coast to Coast
Episode 4: Rave... the greatest thing on Earth.
Stars:
Merc: " I am the Rave GOD. Bwahahahahaha.", host
Ashura: " Whats Rave.", cohost
Sabian: " I AM the Rave GOD.", Cammera director
Vegeta: " Bwahahahahahaha now I can be host *POW*", Music director
Ryoko: " Ohhhh good you hire Tenchi. Good Merc good boy.", Security head
Tenchi: " Oh boy.", Water boy
Sasami: " Hiya.", Cook
Guest:
Roger Smith: " Ummmm... Where am I?"
(Cammera opens up on the stage. Ashura is sitting behind Merc's desk.)
Ashura: Vegeta where is Merc and Sabian.
Vegeta: (O.S.) Bwahahahahahaha who cares where they're at.
(Ashura pulls out a very large hammer from behind his back and throws it O.S.)
*POW* *SNAP* *CRACK*
(Cammera flips over to Vegeta. He is mangled and bleeding plus his booth is destroyed. Little
stars are flying around his head signifiying his unconsiousness. Cammera flips back over to
Ashura.)
Ashura: O_O Ryoko please tell me we arn't on the air.
Ryoko: (O.S) We aren't on the air.
Ashura: -_- No one likes a smart alick
Tenchi: (O.S.) Why me? Why did I have to take this job?
Sasami: (O.S.) Come on Tenchi it isn't that bad.
Ashura: Ok the show don't start till Sabian and Merc get back. Tenchi call up the Head boss and
tell him to set the show back an hour.
Tenchi: (O.S.) Ok.
(Cammera cuts off and goes to reruns of Tenchi Muyo. An hour later the cammera comes back onto
the set. Several fires are burning and it looks like the apocalips had struck. Ashura walks on
screen in a mini-Wing Gundam like armour with a buster cannon to match. He looks at the cammera
then panics.)
Ashura: Ummmmm... hi. sorry about the mess we kinda had a small fight over who was gonna host.
Ryoko: (O.S.) Hey I found them.
Tenchi: (O.S.) Your kidding me right?
(Cammera cuts off and cuts on in an abandoned Warehouse. Lots of people are partying and the
place is really smokey. Most of the people are female and they are all dancing around one male.
The cammera gets closer and everyone sees that its Merc. The cammera pans over the the DJ booth
and Sabian is seen. He looks up and panics.)
Sabian: (over a mic) RAID!!!!!!
(Cammera loooks around and sees the place completely empty cept for Sabian and Merc.)
Merc: Why did you do that for?
Sabian: cause we have a cammera here.
Merc: O_O Shit we have a show tonight.
(Both Merc and Sabian take off into the air. The cammera cuts off then back on in the studio.
Everything is back to the way it was before the hour break. Everyone is now in their proper
spots.)
Merc: Hi welcome to MercStar Coast to Coast. Sorry about the delay we sort of had a party planed
Ashura: -_- you knew we had a show tonight and just wanted to see what would happen if you
didn't show up.
Merc: Exactly ^_^
Ashura: Figures you would do something like that.
Merc: I'm not to one all up in armour.
Ashura: I like my armour thank you very much.
Merc: I like my Deathsythe armour better that your wing armour.
Sabian: (O.S.) I beat both of you. My armour does everything.
(Merc pulls out his katana and tosses it offscreen.)
*Crack* *Pow* *Shwing*
(Cammera shots over to Sabian. Merc's Katana is parked right in front of his face.)
Merc: (O.S.) What about my sword?
Sabian: ( a little paniced) It's better then my armour.
(Merc's katana goes back in its sheath. cammera cuts back to Merc.)
Merc: No our guest for today is Roger Smith from Big (Chirr)O.
Ashura: Ha Ha
Merc: Ryoko go get tht vict... I mean guest.
Ryoko: (O.S.) You had it right the first time.
Merc: While we're waiting Vegeta is going to play a GOOD song.
Vegeta: (O.S.) Blah I am.
Merc: ( clenching his teeth) He is going to play a good song or be catrated by someone with long
red hair.
( Vegeta plays " Kyle's mom's a bitch" from the Creators of South Park.)
Merc: Good Veggie man.
Vegeta: (O.S.) *mummble mumbble*
Merc: Sabian what did he just say?
Sabian: He just said that your a F**K D**K A*S
Merc: VEGETA YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!!!!
Ashura: Oh boy
Sabian: (O.S.) Cool Violence.
(Merc jumps out of his chair and jumps off screen.)
*POW*
A*S am I
*CRACK*
AHHHHH MY LEG
*SMASH*
NOVA BOMB
*BOOM*
*PUFF*
(Merc walks back on stage with not a scrath on him. His hair is now silver and his eyes are red.)
Ashura: O_O Dude ummmm shouldn't we call an ambulance
Merc: Call them and die
Ashura: Ok
Sabian: (O.S.) Ummmm Merc you just killed Roger Smith while fightiing Vegeta
Merc: Oh well. On next weeks show our guest will be Gene Starwind.
Ashura: See you all later.
A/N: Well another episode done another death delt sorry all Big O fans but I was running out of
ideas and I though this would be the funniest way. I need input on who the guest of the 6
episode should be. For now Merc Star out.