Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Merc Star Coast to Coast ❯ Chapter 5
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By: MercStar 
Anime/Manga: Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 682 | Visits: 209 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 682 | Visits: 209 | Status: Completed
MercStar Coast to Coast: special edition
Episode #1
*well you know who owns what*
The day was going well on the set. Merc and everyone was in the breakroom waiting for some
friends to get there for a little vacation that was planned to the beach. Merc and Sabian had
some freinds coming along with Ashura. Tenchi, Sasami, and Ryoko had already left to get ready.
Vegeta was busy actting like his normal self: Arrogent and cocky.
" Damn Kakkarot and the Woman for making me do this." Vegeta said angrly.
" Chill Vegeta I am sure this trip is going to be univentful." Sabian said
" Yeah. Anyways whats the fun of a vacation if there is no one to torture." Merc said with a
small grin.
Sabian walked over to the window to see what was taking everyone so long to get there.
" Holy Shit!" Sabian yelled as he looked out the window and was met face to face with a anti-
Grav plane.
" What the hell?" Merc said as he power up a Nova Bomb and blasted the plane down.
" Merc get over here and look down at the ground." Sabian said as his armour came up on him.
Merc walked over to the now gigantinc hole in the wall and looked down. There was an entire
army of people surrounding the buildings outer fence. And these weren't ordinary people, it was
military people. There will hundreds of Tanks, several hundred aircraft, and several million
people.
" Creators of MercStar Coast to Coast. You has warped our childrens fragile little minds.
Come out now and prepare for execution." A woman with red hair and a bullhorn said shortly
followed by the crouds cheer.
" Well you heard them." Vegeta said with a slight smile.
" This also includes anyone who participates in the show." The red haired bitch said in the
bullhorn.
" Ummmm... What do we do?" Sabian asked as he looked over at Merc.
Merc pulled out a cell phone and started dieling numbers and asking people to get to the
studio. Several miunets later the area around the building is crawling with Anime charachters
and assorted friends of Merc's.
" If its a war the bitch want's. IT'S WAR SHE SHALL HAVE" Merc said as he jumped out the
window and landed on the ground.
Sabian grinned and jumpped out the window and landed beside Merc shortly followed by Vegeta.
Ashura walked out the front door in his Wing armour and buster cannon. Merc pulled out a remote
and pressed a button. The entire area opened up and the building dissapears. In its place was a
Terran Command center from Starcraft. Several Siege Tanks appeared and missil Turrents appeared
around the inside of the fence. Instantly any aircraft within 50 feet was shot down in a firey
mass. A bullhorn appeared in Merc's hand.
" Listen head BITCH! If you want to live to see tommorrow I sugest you back away now." Merc
said in the the horn.
" What WHat What?" the woman said
" You heard me. You sound and act just like Kyle's mom... GOD DAMNIT SHIE IS." Merc said.
" Troops commence fireing." Kyle's mom said
" Run for it." Ashura said as he headed to the command center shortly followed by Vegeta,
Sabian and Merc.
" Not good dude." Sabian said as he got into the command center shortly followed by everyone
else.
" Thats it its fighting time." Merc said as he went to his super mode.
" Now your talking." Ashura said and he cocked the buster cannon and powered it up.
Everyone in the rom powered up into their super forms and walked back outside with Merc in the
lead.
" TD I want you guys in the Siege Tanks. Anime people who can fire ki I want you in front of
the Tanks.People who can fly and fire Ki get above the Tanks. people who have weapons follow me."
Merc said. Everyone scrammbled to their spots.
"Attack." Kyle's mom said and pointed to the giant group of people.
Merc pulled out his katana and cut 3 people in half with one swing. And the war began
Episode #1
*well you know who owns what*
The day was going well on the set. Merc and everyone was in the breakroom waiting for some
friends to get there for a little vacation that was planned to the beach. Merc and Sabian had
some freinds coming along with Ashura. Tenchi, Sasami, and Ryoko had already left to get ready.
Vegeta was busy actting like his normal self: Arrogent and cocky.
" Damn Kakkarot and the Woman for making me do this." Vegeta said angrly.
" Chill Vegeta I am sure this trip is going to be univentful." Sabian said
" Yeah. Anyways whats the fun of a vacation if there is no one to torture." Merc said with a
small grin.
Sabian walked over to the window to see what was taking everyone so long to get there.
" Holy Shit!" Sabian yelled as he looked out the window and was met face to face with a anti-
Grav plane.
" What the hell?" Merc said as he power up a Nova Bomb and blasted the plane down.
" Merc get over here and look down at the ground." Sabian said as his armour came up on him.
Merc walked over to the now gigantinc hole in the wall and looked down. There was an entire
army of people surrounding the buildings outer fence. And these weren't ordinary people, it was
military people. There will hundreds of Tanks, several hundred aircraft, and several million
people.
" Creators of MercStar Coast to Coast. You has warped our childrens fragile little minds.
Come out now and prepare for execution." A woman with red hair and a bullhorn said shortly
followed by the crouds cheer.
" Well you heard them." Vegeta said with a slight smile.
" This also includes anyone who participates in the show." The red haired bitch said in the
bullhorn.
" Ummmm... What do we do?" Sabian asked as he looked over at Merc.
Merc pulled out a cell phone and started dieling numbers and asking people to get to the
studio. Several miunets later the area around the building is crawling with Anime charachters
and assorted friends of Merc's.
" If its a war the bitch want's. IT'S WAR SHE SHALL HAVE" Merc said as he jumped out the
window and landed on the ground.
Sabian grinned and jumpped out the window and landed beside Merc shortly followed by Vegeta.
Ashura walked out the front door in his Wing armour and buster cannon. Merc pulled out a remote
and pressed a button. The entire area opened up and the building dissapears. In its place was a
Terran Command center from Starcraft. Several Siege Tanks appeared and missil Turrents appeared
around the inside of the fence. Instantly any aircraft within 50 feet was shot down in a firey
mass. A bullhorn appeared in Merc's hand.
" Listen head BITCH! If you want to live to see tommorrow I sugest you back away now." Merc
said in the the horn.
" What WHat What?" the woman said
" You heard me. You sound and act just like Kyle's mom... GOD DAMNIT SHIE IS." Merc said.
" Troops commence fireing." Kyle's mom said
" Run for it." Ashura said as he headed to the command center shortly followed by Vegeta,
Sabian and Merc.
" Not good dude." Sabian said as he got into the command center shortly followed by everyone
else.
" Thats it its fighting time." Merc said as he went to his super mode.
" Now your talking." Ashura said and he cocked the buster cannon and powered it up.
Everyone in the rom powered up into their super forms and walked back outside with Merc in the
lead.
" TD I want you guys in the Siege Tanks. Anime people who can fire ki I want you in front of
the Tanks.People who can fly and fire Ki get above the Tanks. people who have weapons follow me."
Merc said. Everyone scrammbled to their spots.
"Attack." Kyle's mom said and pointed to the giant group of people.
Merc pulled out his katana and cut 3 people in half with one swing. And the war began