The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ Link and the Mullet ❯ The Last Dance Pt. 2 ( Chapter 12 )
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By: Nova-san 
The shocking conclusion, where all is revealed. That's all you get for a preview. Better read if you wanna know what happens. Nah-nah! >:3
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 170 | Status: Completed
The shocking conclusion, where all is revealed. That's all you get for a preview. Better read if you wanna know what happens. Nah-nah! >:3
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 170 | Status: Completed
The final chapter: The last dance part II
Link. Navi, and Annette have just arrived at Ganon’s stronghold at the peak of the mountain.
Annette: Now to get Nova back.
Link: Be on guard.
Navi: Yeah. This is Ganon’s castle.
They enter the castle and see loads of moblins.
Link: (draws Biggoron sword) DIE!
Link begins to slice through the group of moblins.
Navi: Yeah!
Navi begins to shoot arrows at the moblins.
Annette: Opal Thunder!
Large thunderbolts fly from Annette’s hands, frying the moblins.
Link: (still slashing) It smells like bacon in here!
Navi: (still shooting) It does!
Annette: (still casting spells) They ARE pigs.
Link/Navi: Oh yeah…
In about five more minutes, the moblins are dead.
Link: Let’s go.
Navi/Annette: Right.
They go up the stairs. Meanwhile, at the top floor….
Ganon: This is extraordinary. In mere minutes, I shall become the “El Destruye.” Then my hunger shall be satisfied….
Just then, a vendor walks in.
Vendor: El Tacos! Get your El Tacos! You won’t want to see the Mullet without first having an El taco!
Ganon: Hmm… How greasy are these El Tacos?
Vendor: Greasy like you.
Ganon: Mmm. I’ll take five.
Ganon pays the man 20 rupees and starts to eat.
Ganon: (with mouth full) Mmm. So greasy. (begins to cry) It’s delicious.
Nova walks in.
Nova: Master, I have returned.
Ganon: You did real good, kid. Want an El Taco?
Nova: How greasy are they?
Vendor: Greasy like him. (points to Ganon)
Nova: I’ll pass…
Ganon: (munching an El Taco) So, anytime you’re ready, Nova.
Nova: Yes, sir.
Nova goes over to the pedestal. Just then, Link and co. run in.
Link: Ganondumbass!
Ganon: Oh. It’s you…
Annette: Let Nova go, you fiend.
Navi: Yeah, ya greasy bastard!
Ganon: In mere moments, I shall become the “El Destruye”. After I am supreme, you may have him back! That reminds me. (turns to vendor) Do you sell El Taco Supremos?
Navi shoots an arrow at Ganondorf. Ganon jumps out of the way.
Ganon: Foolish pixie.
Navi: Faerie!
Ganon: Whatever! Nova, get them!
Nova: I summon O RLY!
The O RLY snowy owl appears.
Nova: O RLY, I have summoned you.
O RLY: O RLY?
Nova: YA RLY.
O RLY: O RLY?
Nova: YA RLY.
O RLY: O RLY?
Nova: YA RLY!
O RLY: O RLY?
Nova: YA RLY! Now go get them!
Link: NO WAI!
Nova: (sighs) Whatever. O RLY, go have an El Taco…
O RLY flies over to the vendor.
Vendor: Careful. They’re greasy.
O RLY: O RLY?
Nova draws his katana and slashes at Link. Link parries.
Link: Come on, Nova. Snap out of it.
Link slashes at Nova. Nova somersaults out of the way.
Nova: Like it or not, the Mullet is coming today.
Nova kicks link into the corner of the room.
Link: Ow.
Ganon: That’s right! Go Nova!
Nova then runs to the pedestal. Annette teleports over to him and tries to grab a hold of him. But she slips right through him.
Annette: Damn it! Stupid lack of a body….
Navi flies over to Nova and grabs a hold of him.
Nova: (chanting) Business in the front, party in the back. Business in the front, party in the back.
Navi: Annette, do something!
Annette: MUTE!
Nova: Business in the front, party in the back.
Annette: It’s useless. He’s level 46... At level thirty, you become immune to….. Navi, let him go.
Navi: You lost your mind?
Annette: No, just let him go.
Navi: No way!
Nova: O great Mullet, I, Nova of the Amru Clan, summon thee. May thy destructive powers manifest themselves through the earthly vessel of….
Ganon: Here it comes! (claps hands)
Nova: (smiles) … Link.
Ganon: What?
Navi: Did he say…
A bright blue light lifts Link a few feet into the air.
Navi: Whoa…
Annette: Nova. (smiles)
Nova: (winks)
Suddenly, Link’s hair becomes a golden Mullet.
Link: Dude…
Navi: (begins to hug Nova) You’re awesome.
Nova: No, he’s awesome. (points to Link)
Link: I am the “El Destruye”. Ganondorf, your reign of terror and greasiness ends here…
Ganon: Oh no.
Link shoots a large rainbow colored beam at Ganon. It knocks him through the wall.
Link: … Nova, thank you.
Nova: Thank you. You’ve saved the world from a dark age it should never know.
Link: Is there anything that you wish me to do before I return to the world of Barberon?
Nova: Just a few things. First, can Annette have her body back?
Link: It is done.
Suddenly, Annette is back to normal. She runs to Nova and hugs him.
Nova: The other thing…. Well, my grandpa is currently in a one legged cow state. Can you turn him back to normal?
Link: It is done.
Nova: Thank you.
Link: Well, I must return now. My presence upsets the balance of this world. And I have six episodes of Drawn Together on TiVo that I have not watched yet. Farewell.
Link’s hair returns to normal.
Navi: Finally, it’s over.
Annette: You knew Meltarr is your grandpa?
Nova: Of course. We have the same eyes.
Link: Man, that was cool.
Nova: Well, let’s go home, you guys.
Link: I hear that.
Navi: Hell yeah.
They all go back to Mahu Orai. There, they are greeted by and old man with really long eyebrows.
Nova: Grandpa!
Nova runs to Meltarr and hugs him.
Meltarr: You’re not ashamed of me?
Nova: Of course not. It takes a brave man to be a cow.
Link: One thing bugs me…
Nova: What is it?
Link: I thought you were under Ganon’s spell.
Nova: Oh….
Annette: At level 30, you become immune to status spells.
Link: Then why the bad guy act?
Nova: If Ganon knew that I wasn’t under his control. He would have went after grandpa. Because he’s a summoner as well.
Navi: Ah. He really loves his grandpa.
Link: Well, I guess that mystery’s solved. Man, I bet you hated working for Ganondorf.
Nova: Actually it wasn’t so bad. The first day, we ate pizza and watched Ong Bak: The Thai warrior. By the way, I wish he could have told me which era T.V. was made in… It kicks ass.
Link: So, Ganondorf was nice to you?
Nova: Extremely. If not for the whole “Evil overlord” thing, we’d hang out every day.
Link: He hates me. It’s always “Curse you, Link!”
Navi: You two are archenemies. You killed him before. He wants your girlfriend.
Link: Oh yeah… Crap! I forgot about Zelda.
Navi: Yeah, you might want to send us home.
Nova: Right.
Annette: Too bad you can’t stay.
Navi: Hey Nova, it’s been fun.
Nova: Yeah, I agree. I noticed you’re not flirting…
Navi: Oh, um… I’m taken…. (looks around shadily)
Annette: Huh?
Navi pushes Annette toward Nova and winks at them.
Annette: Oh. (smiles)
Nova: Well, I guess this is goodbye.
Link: Yup. Later.
Nova: Yeah.
Nova and Meltarr create a portal.
Nova: Don’t let the doorknob hit you.
Link and Navi step into the portal. It closes.
Annette: So, Nova.
Nova: Yeah?
Annette: Still have a mission?
Nova: Yup.
Annette pouts.
Nova: But I’m going to need you for it.
Annette: Huh?
Meltarr: His next duty is to produce an heir for the Amru Clan.
Annette: Ohhhh. So that means…
Nova: Hey, uh, Grandpa, we’re going inside now.
Meltarr: Fine with me. I’m going to the pub. Maybe get a brioche as well. Have fun.
Nova: Bitchin’.
And so, our tale ends on this note. All is right with the world, and Nova will get laid.
THE END
Hayabusa: Best, ending ever.
Libel: I wholeheartedly agree.
Hayabusa: Hey Libel. What are you doing here?
Libel: Heard it was your birthday yesterday.
Hayabusa: Crap.
Floyd: Yup.
Floyd/Libel: BIRTHDAY LICKS!
Floyd and Libel begin to punch Hayabusa.
Floyd: (after punching) Happy birthday, jerk.
Hayabusa: (rubbing arm)Yeah, thanks…
Fly honeys: BIRTHDAY KISSES!
The fly honeys begin to kiss Hayabusa.
Hayabusa: Hey. Birthdays rock.
Libel: Hell yeah.
Floyd: So now what?
Hayabusa: Until I write another fic, um, X-Cube-Station 1080?
Libel: Sure.
Floyd: Cool.
O RLY: O RLY?
Floyd: YA RLY.
O RLY: O RLY?
Floyd: YA RLY.
O RLY: O RLY?
Floyd: YA RLY.
Libel: NO WAI!
Link. Navi, and Annette have just arrived at Ganon’s stronghold at the peak of the mountain.
Annette: Now to get Nova back.
Link: Be on guard.
Navi: Yeah. This is Ganon’s castle.
They enter the castle and see loads of moblins.
Link: (draws Biggoron sword) DIE!
Link begins to slice through the group of moblins.
Navi: Yeah!
Navi begins to shoot arrows at the moblins.
Annette: Opal Thunder!
Large thunderbolts fly from Annette’s hands, frying the moblins.
Link: (still slashing) It smells like bacon in here!
Navi: (still shooting) It does!
Annette: (still casting spells) They ARE pigs.
Link/Navi: Oh yeah…
In about five more minutes, the moblins are dead.
Link: Let’s go.
Navi/Annette: Right.
They go up the stairs. Meanwhile, at the top floor….
Ganon: This is extraordinary. In mere minutes, I shall become the “El Destruye.” Then my hunger shall be satisfied….
Just then, a vendor walks in.
Vendor: El Tacos! Get your El Tacos! You won’t want to see the Mullet without first having an El taco!
Ganon: Hmm… How greasy are these El Tacos?
Vendor: Greasy like you.
Ganon: Mmm. I’ll take five.
Ganon pays the man 20 rupees and starts to eat.
Ganon: (with mouth full) Mmm. So greasy. (begins to cry) It’s delicious.
Nova walks in.
Nova: Master, I have returned.
Ganon: You did real good, kid. Want an El Taco?
Nova: How greasy are they?
Vendor: Greasy like him. (points to Ganon)
Nova: I’ll pass…
Ganon: (munching an El Taco) So, anytime you’re ready, Nova.
Nova: Yes, sir.
Nova goes over to the pedestal. Just then, Link and co. run in.
Link: Ganondumbass!
Ganon: Oh. It’s you…
Annette: Let Nova go, you fiend.
Navi: Yeah, ya greasy bastard!
Ganon: In mere moments, I shall become the “El Destruye”. After I am supreme, you may have him back! That reminds me. (turns to vendor) Do you sell El Taco Supremos?
Navi shoots an arrow at Ganondorf. Ganon jumps out of the way.
Ganon: Foolish pixie.
Navi: Faerie!
Ganon: Whatever! Nova, get them!
Nova: I summon O RLY!
The O RLY snowy owl appears.
Nova: O RLY, I have summoned you.
O RLY: O RLY?
Nova: YA RLY.
O RLY: O RLY?
Nova: YA RLY.
O RLY: O RLY?
Nova: YA RLY!
O RLY: O RLY?
Nova: YA RLY! Now go get them!
Link: NO WAI!
Nova: (sighs) Whatever. O RLY, go have an El Taco…
O RLY flies over to the vendor.
Vendor: Careful. They’re greasy.
O RLY: O RLY?
Nova draws his katana and slashes at Link. Link parries.
Link: Come on, Nova. Snap out of it.
Link slashes at Nova. Nova somersaults out of the way.
Nova: Like it or not, the Mullet is coming today.
Nova kicks link into the corner of the room.
Link: Ow.
Ganon: That’s right! Go Nova!
Nova then runs to the pedestal. Annette teleports over to him and tries to grab a hold of him. But she slips right through him.
Annette: Damn it! Stupid lack of a body….
Navi flies over to Nova and grabs a hold of him.
Nova: (chanting) Business in the front, party in the back. Business in the front, party in the back.
Navi: Annette, do something!
Annette: MUTE!
Nova: Business in the front, party in the back.
Annette: It’s useless. He’s level 46... At level thirty, you become immune to….. Navi, let him go.
Navi: You lost your mind?
Annette: No, just let him go.
Navi: No way!
Nova: O great Mullet, I, Nova of the Amru Clan, summon thee. May thy destructive powers manifest themselves through the earthly vessel of….
Ganon: Here it comes! (claps hands)
Nova: (smiles) … Link.
Ganon: What?
Navi: Did he say…
A bright blue light lifts Link a few feet into the air.
Navi: Whoa…
Annette: Nova. (smiles)
Nova: (winks)
Suddenly, Link’s hair becomes a golden Mullet.
Link: Dude…
Navi: (begins to hug Nova) You’re awesome.
Nova: No, he’s awesome. (points to Link)
Link: I am the “El Destruye”. Ganondorf, your reign of terror and greasiness ends here…
Ganon: Oh no.
Link shoots a large rainbow colored beam at Ganon. It knocks him through the wall.
Link: … Nova, thank you.
Nova: Thank you. You’ve saved the world from a dark age it should never know.
Link: Is there anything that you wish me to do before I return to the world of Barberon?
Nova: Just a few things. First, can Annette have her body back?
Link: It is done.
Suddenly, Annette is back to normal. She runs to Nova and hugs him.
Nova: The other thing…. Well, my grandpa is currently in a one legged cow state. Can you turn him back to normal?
Link: It is done.
Nova: Thank you.
Link: Well, I must return now. My presence upsets the balance of this world. And I have six episodes of Drawn Together on TiVo that I have not watched yet. Farewell.
Link’s hair returns to normal.
Navi: Finally, it’s over.
Annette: You knew Meltarr is your grandpa?
Nova: Of course. We have the same eyes.
Link: Man, that was cool.
Nova: Well, let’s go home, you guys.
Link: I hear that.
Navi: Hell yeah.
They all go back to Mahu Orai. There, they are greeted by and old man with really long eyebrows.
Nova: Grandpa!
Nova runs to Meltarr and hugs him.
Meltarr: You’re not ashamed of me?
Nova: Of course not. It takes a brave man to be a cow.
Link: One thing bugs me…
Nova: What is it?
Link: I thought you were under Ganon’s spell.
Nova: Oh….
Annette: At level 30, you become immune to status spells.
Link: Then why the bad guy act?
Nova: If Ganon knew that I wasn’t under his control. He would have went after grandpa. Because he’s a summoner as well.
Navi: Ah. He really loves his grandpa.
Link: Well, I guess that mystery’s solved. Man, I bet you hated working for Ganondorf.
Nova: Actually it wasn’t so bad. The first day, we ate pizza and watched Ong Bak: The Thai warrior. By the way, I wish he could have told me which era T.V. was made in… It kicks ass.
Link: So, Ganondorf was nice to you?
Nova: Extremely. If not for the whole “Evil overlord” thing, we’d hang out every day.
Link: He hates me. It’s always “Curse you, Link!”
Navi: You two are archenemies. You killed him before. He wants your girlfriend.
Link: Oh yeah… Crap! I forgot about Zelda.
Navi: Yeah, you might want to send us home.
Nova: Right.
Annette: Too bad you can’t stay.
Navi: Hey Nova, it’s been fun.
Nova: Yeah, I agree. I noticed you’re not flirting…
Navi: Oh, um… I’m taken…. (looks around shadily)
Annette: Huh?
Navi pushes Annette toward Nova and winks at them.
Annette: Oh. (smiles)
Nova: Well, I guess this is goodbye.
Link: Yup. Later.
Nova: Yeah.
Nova and Meltarr create a portal.
Nova: Don’t let the doorknob hit you.
Link and Navi step into the portal. It closes.
Annette: So, Nova.
Nova: Yeah?
Annette: Still have a mission?
Nova: Yup.
Annette pouts.
Nova: But I’m going to need you for it.
Annette: Huh?
Meltarr: His next duty is to produce an heir for the Amru Clan.
Annette: Ohhhh. So that means…
Nova: Hey, uh, Grandpa, we’re going inside now.
Meltarr: Fine with me. I’m going to the pub. Maybe get a brioche as well. Have fun.
Nova: Bitchin’.
And so, our tale ends on this note. All is right with the world, and Nova will get laid.
THE END
Hayabusa: Best, ending ever.
Libel: I wholeheartedly agree.
Hayabusa: Hey Libel. What are you doing here?
Libel: Heard it was your birthday yesterday.
Hayabusa: Crap.
Floyd: Yup.
Floyd/Libel: BIRTHDAY LICKS!
Floyd and Libel begin to punch Hayabusa.
Floyd: (after punching) Happy birthday, jerk.
Hayabusa: (rubbing arm)Yeah, thanks…
Fly honeys: BIRTHDAY KISSES!
The fly honeys begin to kiss Hayabusa.
Hayabusa: Hey. Birthdays rock.
Libel: Hell yeah.
Floyd: So now what?
Hayabusa: Until I write another fic, um, X-Cube-Station 1080?
Libel: Sure.
Floyd: Cool.
O RLY: O RLY?
Floyd: YA RLY.
O RLY: O RLY?
Floyd: YA RLY.
O RLY: O RLY?
Floyd: YA RLY.
Libel: NO WAI!