The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ Link and the Mullet ❯ The Last Dance ( Chapter 11 )
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By: Nova-san 
Upon arriving back in Mahu Orai, Nova, having made a face-heel turn, returns to steal the Mullet Scrolls.
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 987 | Visits: 179 | Status: Work In Progress
Upon arriving back in Mahu Orai, Nova, having made a face-heel turn, returns to steal the Mullet Scrolls.
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 987 | Visits: 179 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter XI: The last dance
Link and Navi have returned to Mahu Orai.
Link: Meltarr will sure be happy when we bring him this scroll.
Navi: Yeah. Then we can focus on getting Nova back.
Link: You’re worried about him, aren’t you?
Navi: Of course I am. Stupid Ganon better not have hurt him.
Link: Yeah.
They get to Meltarr’s house and see Annette standing outside.
Annette: Link! Navi!
Link: Yep, we’re back.
Navi: How’s it going?
Annette: Okay so far. Did you get it?
Link: (holds up scroll) Hell yeah.
Annette: Great. Let’s go see Meltarr.
They go inside.
Meltarr: Welcome back.
Link: Thanks, sir.
Link hands Meltarr the scroll.
Meltarr: Thank you very much. Well done. Moo.
Navi: No problem. Now, what do we do?
Meltarr: Since you have gotten the scroll so quickly, we can focus on getting Nova back.
Annette: Great!
Navi: All right!
Meltarr: I will have an effective plan by tomorrow, moo.
Link: Then I guess we should get some rest.
Navi: Yeah.
Later on, Annette is outside, sitting alone. Navi walks outside.
Navi: Hey, Annette.
Annette: Huh? (looks up) Oh. Hi, Navi…
Navi: What’s up?
Annette: Nothing… Just thinking of Nova.
Navi: Hmm… Didn’t you two used to…
Annette: Yeah…
Navi: What happened, anyway?
Annette: He had his summoner training. And I guess I was in his way.
Navi: He’s serious that way.
Annette: Yeah. He was always very dedicated.
Navi: … Maybe when this is done, you two could…
Annette: That is, if I get my body back…
Navi: We’ll get it back.
Annette looks at Navi and smiles.
Annette: Thanks, Navi.
Navi: What are friends for? Besides gas money, I mean?
Annette: Gas money?
Navi: Otaku guide.
Annette: Oh.
They both begin to laugh.
Navi: Come on. Link wants to play charades.
They go inside. That night, while everyone is asleep, Nova sneaks into the house.
Nova: …
Nova somersaults into Meltarr’s room quietly. He walks over to the box where the scrolls are kept.
Nova: …
He opens the box slowly and removes the scrolls.
Nova: …
He starts to leave when suddenly…
Cat: (from outside) Mmmmmmmmreeeeaaooooowwwwwww!
Nova: (FUCK!)
Meltarr wakes up. Link, Navi, and Annette run in.
Link: Nova?
Nova: Do not hinder me…
Navi: You’re taking the scrolls?
Annette: Don’t let him get away!
Nova dashes out of the house, followed by Link.
Nova: I warn you, oppose me and you’ll regret it.
Link: Nova, do you hear yourself?
Nova: I have said my piece.
Link: (takes out megaton hammer) Sorry to hit you with such a hammer, but I need to knock some sense into you.
Nova: You should just leave me now…
Link: Can’t do that!
Link runs toward Nova.
Nova: You’ve been warned.
Just then, a large chimaera appears between Link and Nova.
Link: What the-
Nova: Hothai, show him your fury…
The chimaera blasts a beam of pure energy at Link, knocking him into a house.
Nova: I’ve spared you. Next time you try me, you die…
Nova leaps onto Hothai’s back.
Nova: To Ganon.
Nova rides away.
Link: Damn it…
Annette and Navi run outside.
Annette: Link, are you okay?
Link: … The scrolls.
Navi: Damn. I can’t believe this!
Link: You should have seen the look in his eyes…
Annette: We can’t let Nova get those scrolls to Ganon.
Link: I agree. We have to strike now.
Navi: But where? We don’t even know where Ganon is.
Link: (looks toward the mountains) I think I know…
Annette: Lead the way.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Floyd: (eating popcorn) Damn. What’s gonna happen next?
Hayabusa: I don’t know.
Floyd: How do you not know? You write the story.
Hayabusa: … Fine. I do know. But I’m not gonna spoil it.
Floyd: You’re no fun…
Hayabusa: I think the fly honeys would disagree.
Fly honeys: (giggling amongst themselves)
Floyd: …
Hayabusa: What?
Olly the psychic hippie: …
Floyd: What’s he doing here?
Hayabusa: Being a psychic hippie, I suppose.
Floyd: I see… He’s gotta go, dude.
Olly: Did I tell you about the magic skateboard, man?
Hayabusa: Only 6 times now, Olly…
Olly: I’m telling ya. $69.95, man.
Hayabusa: Magic or not, that’s too damn much for a skateboard…
Olly: I knew you were gonna say that, man.
Floyd: I’m outta here.
Hayabusa: Me too. They don’t pay me enough for this…
Floyd and Hayabusa leave.
Olly: … (looks at screen) In the future, there will be robots, man.
Link and Navi have returned to Mahu Orai.
Link: Meltarr will sure be happy when we bring him this scroll.
Navi: Yeah. Then we can focus on getting Nova back.
Link: You’re worried about him, aren’t you?
Navi: Of course I am. Stupid Ganon better not have hurt him.
Link: Yeah.
They get to Meltarr’s house and see Annette standing outside.
Annette: Link! Navi!
Link: Yep, we’re back.
Navi: How’s it going?
Annette: Okay so far. Did you get it?
Link: (holds up scroll) Hell yeah.
Annette: Great. Let’s go see Meltarr.
They go inside.
Meltarr: Welcome back.
Link: Thanks, sir.
Link hands Meltarr the scroll.
Meltarr: Thank you very much. Well done. Moo.
Navi: No problem. Now, what do we do?
Meltarr: Since you have gotten the scroll so quickly, we can focus on getting Nova back.
Annette: Great!
Navi: All right!
Meltarr: I will have an effective plan by tomorrow, moo.
Link: Then I guess we should get some rest.
Navi: Yeah.
Later on, Annette is outside, sitting alone. Navi walks outside.
Navi: Hey, Annette.
Annette: Huh? (looks up) Oh. Hi, Navi…
Navi: What’s up?
Annette: Nothing… Just thinking of Nova.
Navi: Hmm… Didn’t you two used to…
Annette: Yeah…
Navi: What happened, anyway?
Annette: He had his summoner training. And I guess I was in his way.
Navi: He’s serious that way.
Annette: Yeah. He was always very dedicated.
Navi: … Maybe when this is done, you two could…
Annette: That is, if I get my body back…
Navi: We’ll get it back.
Annette looks at Navi and smiles.
Annette: Thanks, Navi.
Navi: What are friends for? Besides gas money, I mean?
Annette: Gas money?
Navi: Otaku guide.
Annette: Oh.
They both begin to laugh.
Navi: Come on. Link wants to play charades.
They go inside. That night, while everyone is asleep, Nova sneaks into the house.
Nova: …
Nova somersaults into Meltarr’s room quietly. He walks over to the box where the scrolls are kept.
Nova: …
He opens the box slowly and removes the scrolls.
Nova: …
He starts to leave when suddenly…
Cat: (from outside) Mmmmmmmmreeeeaaooooowwwwwww!
Nova: (FUCK!)
Meltarr wakes up. Link, Navi, and Annette run in.
Link: Nova?
Nova: Do not hinder me…
Navi: You’re taking the scrolls?
Annette: Don’t let him get away!
Nova dashes out of the house, followed by Link.
Nova: I warn you, oppose me and you’ll regret it.
Link: Nova, do you hear yourself?
Nova: I have said my piece.
Link: (takes out megaton hammer) Sorry to hit you with such a hammer, but I need to knock some sense into you.
Nova: You should just leave me now…
Link: Can’t do that!
Link runs toward Nova.
Nova: You’ve been warned.
Just then, a large chimaera appears between Link and Nova.
Link: What the-
Nova: Hothai, show him your fury…
The chimaera blasts a beam of pure energy at Link, knocking him into a house.
Nova: I’ve spared you. Next time you try me, you die…
Nova leaps onto Hothai’s back.
Nova: To Ganon.
Nova rides away.
Link: Damn it…
Annette and Navi run outside.
Annette: Link, are you okay?
Link: … The scrolls.
Navi: Damn. I can’t believe this!
Link: You should have seen the look in his eyes…
Annette: We can’t let Nova get those scrolls to Ganon.
Link: I agree. We have to strike now.
Navi: But where? We don’t even know where Ganon is.
Link: (looks toward the mountains) I think I know…
Annette: Lead the way.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Floyd: (eating popcorn) Damn. What’s gonna happen next?
Hayabusa: I don’t know.
Floyd: How do you not know? You write the story.
Hayabusa: … Fine. I do know. But I’m not gonna spoil it.
Floyd: You’re no fun…
Hayabusa: I think the fly honeys would disagree.
Fly honeys: (giggling amongst themselves)
Floyd: …
Hayabusa: What?
Olly the psychic hippie: …
Floyd: What’s he doing here?
Hayabusa: Being a psychic hippie, I suppose.
Floyd: I see… He’s gotta go, dude.
Olly: Did I tell you about the magic skateboard, man?
Hayabusa: Only 6 times now, Olly…
Olly: I’m telling ya. $69.95, man.
Hayabusa: Magic or not, that’s too damn much for a skateboard…
Olly: I knew you were gonna say that, man.
Floyd: I’m outta here.
Hayabusa: Me too. They don’t pay me enough for this…
Floyd and Hayabusa leave.
Olly: … (looks at screen) In the future, there will be robots, man.