The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ Link and the Mullet ❯ The Haunted Castle Blueheim Pt. 2 ( Chapter 10 )
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By: Nova-san 
After Link and Navi are separated, Link vows to find her, now if only he could get of his fear of ghosts...
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 980 | Visits: 155 | Status: Work In Progress
After Link and Navi are separated, Link vows to find her, now if only he could get of his fear of ghosts...
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 980 | Visits: 155 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter X: The haunted Castle Blueheim Part II
Link and Navi are in Blueheim Castle. Though in separate places. Navi has just been kidnapped by an unseen force. She is placed in a chair.
Navi: Hey! Who the hell are you!?
Three ghosts appear. The first, a middle-aged man, the second, a middle-aged woman, the third, a man in his twenties.
Navi: *gasps* Who are you?
Ghosts: …
Navi: Don’t kill me! I’m too young to die! And I have yet to be with Nova!
Ghost 1: *a la Sean Connery* What? Kill you? *laughs* Dear girl, I believe you’re mistaken.
Navi: What? You’re not gonna kill me?
Ghost 2: *Manchester accent* Certainly not. T’would be a dreadful thing.
Ghost 3: *Cockney accent* Just awful.
Navi: I see. Who are you?
Ghost 1: The name’s Thurgood, my good faerie.
Ghost 2: I am Emily. *points to Ghost 3* That’s our son, Roger.
Roger: Hello.
Thurgood: We’re the Blueheims.
Navi: You’re the Blueheims? What do you want with me?
Roger: We haven’t had company in forever.
Emily: And we were ever so glad that you stopped by.
Thurgood: We thought you would appreciate some tea and entertainment.
Navi: Ohhhhhkay. Um, you guys are bored?
Emily: Ever so bored.
Roger: We’ve been here for five hundred years. I imagine you’d get bored too.
Navi: Perhaps…
Emily: Tea?
Navi: Um, sure.
Meanwhile…
Link: Navi? Navi, where are you? *looks around* I know what to do…
Link takes out a Gameboy advance SP.
Link: I CALL UPON THE POWER OF THE FOUR GAMEBOYS!
Link splits up into four Links.
Green Link: It’s been awhile, you guys…
Purple Link: I didn’t think I’d ever see you guys again.
Blue Link: We’re needed once more.
Yellow Link: *sighs* Let’s get this over with.
They all begin to play their gameboys.
Green: J00 90nn@ 937z PWN3D, b!7ch!
Blue: 31f p134$3! J00 907z n0 $k!11z!
Yellow: J00 c4n’7 7@1k! J0 94rb@93 @$$ n33dz t0 90 70 73h curb r!9h7 n0wz0rz!
Purple: Everyone knows Purp runs this shit! So stop all the leet yappin’!
Meanwhile…
Emily: More cookies, Navi dear?
Navi: Sure!
Roger: Y’know? This Nova character you mentioned seems like quite a bloke. I sure hope you get him back from that rotten Ganondorf person.
Thurgood: Yes. And as for the Mullet scroll, I think we can tell you where it is.
Navi: Oh, that’d be great. Thank you.
Emily: Thank you for being ever so delightful company.
Thurgood: Yes. You’re welcome back here anytime.
Roger: Maybe next time you can hear my impression of the Beatles.
Thurgood: It really is ripping good fun.
Navi: *anime sweat drop on forehead* I’m sure…
Emily: Well, as for the scroll, it is in my husband’s safe. The combination is written on the floor under the bed.
Navi: Wow. That’s a great hiding place.
Thurgood: We know. It is our greatest pride.
Emily: We did a great job, didn’t we?
Thurgood: Yes, quite.
Navi: Thanks, you guys.
Emily: Don’t be a stranger.
Meanwhile…
Green: Son of a bitch!
Blue: No friggin’ way!
Yellow: That did not just happen…
Purple: I told you! This here is Purp’s house! I don’t play! I don’t fuck around! Purp handles biz!
Blue: WTF, Ch34p!
Purple: L0L, $k!11z.
Green: Same time next week?
Blue: H311 y3s!
Yellow: This was fun.
Purple: Yeah, sure.
They all combine to form one Link again.
Link: *puts away Gameboy* Now to search for Navi again.
Navi flies over, holding the scroll.
Navi: Hey Link.
Link: Navi! You’re okay! And you got the scroll! You rule.
Navi: Yep. Ready to go?
Link: Hell yeah. Let’s roll.
And so they bid adieu to Blueheim Castle to bring the scroll to Meltarr.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Floyd: Link and the four gameboys?
Vitanova: Come on. That was funny.
Floyd: Yeah. You’re still insane.
Zombie Wolf: *shrugs* It was okay.
Vitanova: Get out. You’re not even allowed here.
ZW: Since when?
Vitanova: Since the restraining order, dumbass! That’ll teach you to throw fries at me in a McDonald’s restaurant!
ZW: Aw man!
The Zombie wolf leaves.
Floyd: Yeah! That wolf got served!
Vitanova and Floyd high five!
Vitanova: *looks at screen* Oh, and to Jose Canseco. I don’t care how rich you are. You’re still a stoolie bitch.
Floyd: Yeah. It’s ride or die, Jose. What you did gets no love.
Fly Honeys: No love!
Vitanova: So you and your sellout homies can just go to hell.
Floyd: I’m hungry. Let’s order a pizza.
Vitanova: Yeah.
Link and Navi are in Blueheim Castle. Though in separate places. Navi has just been kidnapped by an unseen force. She is placed in a chair.
Navi: Hey! Who the hell are you!?
Three ghosts appear. The first, a middle-aged man, the second, a middle-aged woman, the third, a man in his twenties.
Navi: *gasps* Who are you?
Ghosts: …
Navi: Don’t kill me! I’m too young to die! And I have yet to be with Nova!
Ghost 1: *a la Sean Connery* What? Kill you? *laughs* Dear girl, I believe you’re mistaken.
Navi: What? You’re not gonna kill me?
Ghost 2: *Manchester accent* Certainly not. T’would be a dreadful thing.
Ghost 3: *Cockney accent* Just awful.
Navi: I see. Who are you?
Ghost 1: The name’s Thurgood, my good faerie.
Ghost 2: I am Emily. *points to Ghost 3* That’s our son, Roger.
Roger: Hello.
Thurgood: We’re the Blueheims.
Navi: You’re the Blueheims? What do you want with me?
Roger: We haven’t had company in forever.
Emily: And we were ever so glad that you stopped by.
Thurgood: We thought you would appreciate some tea and entertainment.
Navi: Ohhhhhkay. Um, you guys are bored?
Emily: Ever so bored.
Roger: We’ve been here for five hundred years. I imagine you’d get bored too.
Navi: Perhaps…
Emily: Tea?
Navi: Um, sure.
Meanwhile…
Link: Navi? Navi, where are you? *looks around* I know what to do…
Link takes out a Gameboy advance SP.
Link: I CALL UPON THE POWER OF THE FOUR GAMEBOYS!
Link splits up into four Links.
Green Link: It’s been awhile, you guys…
Purple Link: I didn’t think I’d ever see you guys again.
Blue Link: We’re needed once more.
Yellow Link: *sighs* Let’s get this over with.
They all begin to play their gameboys.
Green: J00 90nn@ 937z PWN3D, b!7ch!
Blue: 31f p134$3! J00 907z n0 $k!11z!
Yellow: J00 c4n’7 7@1k! J0 94rb@93 @$$ n33dz t0 90 70 73h curb r!9h7 n0wz0rz!
Purple: Everyone knows Purp runs this shit! So stop all the leet yappin’!
Meanwhile…
Emily: More cookies, Navi dear?
Navi: Sure!
Roger: Y’know? This Nova character you mentioned seems like quite a bloke. I sure hope you get him back from that rotten Ganondorf person.
Thurgood: Yes. And as for the Mullet scroll, I think we can tell you where it is.
Navi: Oh, that’d be great. Thank you.
Emily: Thank you for being ever so delightful company.
Thurgood: Yes. You’re welcome back here anytime.
Roger: Maybe next time you can hear my impression of the Beatles.
Thurgood: It really is ripping good fun.
Navi: *anime sweat drop on forehead* I’m sure…
Emily: Well, as for the scroll, it is in my husband’s safe. The combination is written on the floor under the bed.
Navi: Wow. That’s a great hiding place.
Thurgood: We know. It is our greatest pride.
Emily: We did a great job, didn’t we?
Thurgood: Yes, quite.
Navi: Thanks, you guys.
Emily: Don’t be a stranger.
Meanwhile…
Green: Son of a bitch!
Blue: No friggin’ way!
Yellow: That did not just happen…
Purple: I told you! This here is Purp’s house! I don’t play! I don’t fuck around! Purp handles biz!
Blue: WTF, Ch34p!
Purple: L0L, $k!11z.
Green: Same time next week?
Blue: H311 y3s!
Yellow: This was fun.
Purple: Yeah, sure.
They all combine to form one Link again.
Link: *puts away Gameboy* Now to search for Navi again.
Navi flies over, holding the scroll.
Navi: Hey Link.
Link: Navi! You’re okay! And you got the scroll! You rule.
Navi: Yep. Ready to go?
Link: Hell yeah. Let’s roll.
And so they bid adieu to Blueheim Castle to bring the scroll to Meltarr.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Floyd: Link and the four gameboys?
Vitanova: Come on. That was funny.
Floyd: Yeah. You’re still insane.
Zombie Wolf: *shrugs* It was okay.
Vitanova: Get out. You’re not even allowed here.
ZW: Since when?
Vitanova: Since the restraining order, dumbass! That’ll teach you to throw fries at me in a McDonald’s restaurant!
ZW: Aw man!
The Zombie wolf leaves.
Floyd: Yeah! That wolf got served!
Vitanova and Floyd high five!
Vitanova: *looks at screen* Oh, and to Jose Canseco. I don’t care how rich you are. You’re still a stoolie bitch.
Floyd: Yeah. It’s ride or die, Jose. What you did gets no love.
Fly Honeys: No love!
Vitanova: So you and your sellout homies can just go to hell.
Floyd: I’m hungry. Let’s order a pizza.
Vitanova: Yeah.