The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ Link and the Mullet ❯ The Haunted Castle Blueheim ( Chapter 9 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Nova-san 
Link and Navi resume their quest for the Mullet Scrolls. Their journey takes them to Castle Blueheim, known for being haunted.
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 2 | Words: 809 | Visits: 156 | Status: Work In Progress
Link and Navi resume their quest for the Mullet Scrolls. Their journey takes them to Castle Blueheim, known for being haunted.
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 2 | Words: 809 | Visits: 156 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter IX: The haunted Castle Blueheim
After four days of travel, Link and Navi have arrived at the town of Blueheim.
Link: You know, with a name like Blueheim, I was expecting everything to be blue.
Navi: Even people?
Link: No, that would be creepy.
Navi: Yeah.
It begins to rain.
Link: … That was sudden…
Navi: Yeah. Come on.
They run inside an inn.
Link: Damn rain.
Navi: I’m soaked.
Link: Hey Navi, I can see your nipples.
Navi: *folds arms to cover up* Stop that, jerk.
Link: Well, we should ask for some rooms.
They go over to the innkeeper.
Innkeeper: Hey, where you folks from?
Link: We’re here looking for the Mullet scroll of Blueheim Castle.
Innkeeper: You folks sure are brave. Considering…
Navi: What do you mean?
Innkeeper: Well, haven’t you heard? Blueheim Castle is haunted.
Navi: H…Haunted? Um, Link?
Link: Well, we must get to the castle. It’s dire.
Navi: Wow. You really aren’t messing around anymore.
Link: We have to do this. For Nova’s sake.
Navi: Oh yeah. Nova…
Navi begins to daydream that she and Nova are having a picnic.
Navi: I brought cake!
Nova: I brought whipped cream! *looks at screen* You know why, bitches…
Just as Nova leans in to kiss Navi, her daydream is interrupted.
Link: Navi, I paid for our rooms.
Navi: Huh?… Oh. Okay. (I hope their shower has a detachable head…)
Navi flies to her room.
Link: Not even a thank you? Damn.
Link goes to his room. Meanwhile…
Ganondorf: Now, Nova. Just how talented are you?
Nova begins to juggle eleven katanas.
Nova: *while juggling, begins to sing* Ohhhhhhhh, I am the very model of a modern major general. I’ve information vegetable, animal and mineral. I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historicaaallll. From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical.
Ganon: Impressive. Do you know the second part of that verse?
Nova: *singing* I’m very well acquainted too with matters mathematical. I understand equations both the simple and quadratical. About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ neeeeewwwws. With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
Ganon: How is it that you’re so well versed in such things?
Nova: Sir! I was trained from birth to be a total badass in all matters possible, sir!
Ganon: Dismissed. Go kill some octoroks or something.
Nova: *stops juggling* Sir, yes sir!
Nova then proceeds to beat the crap out of octoroks.
Ganon: Yes. Soon, there will be a new “El Destruye”…
Meanwhile, at Blueheim…
Link: Well, it’s time we went.
Innkeeper: Beware the ghosts of the Blueheims.
Navi: We’ll be fine.
They leave and go to Blueheim Castle.
Link: Okay. No matter what, let’s not get separated. Ghosts prey on the insecurities that come from being alone.
Navi: Right.
They enter the castle.
Navi: It’s dark in here.
Suddenly, one lone candle on the wall lights the room.
Navi: … Do you see that?
Link: Yes. Yes, I do…
Suddenly Navi is lifted up by an unseen force.
Navi: Link, what’s going on?
Link: Navi!
Navi is carried away by the mysterious force. Link goes after her, but she disappears through the wall.
Link: Navi! Where are you!
TO BE CONTINUED…
Floyd: A cliffhanger ending? Come on, Hayabusa.
Vitanova: I got lazy. There’s a lot of other stories I write on. I do write original stories, you know?
Floyd: Yeah. But this is only four pages. Come on.
Vitanova: You wanna get erased?
Floyd: I’m good…
Eringa: Eri eri eringa!
Vitanova: That’s right, Eringa. I do write a hell of a story.
Floyd: You understand that overgrown mushroom? Why’d you bring it along, anyway?
Vitanova: he’s a hit with the fly honeys.
The fly honeys begin to crowd around Hayabusa and the eringa.
Vitanova: Hello, ladies.
Floyd: I hate my life…
After four days of travel, Link and Navi have arrived at the town of Blueheim.
Link: You know, with a name like Blueheim, I was expecting everything to be blue.
Navi: Even people?
Link: No, that would be creepy.
Navi: Yeah.
It begins to rain.
Link: … That was sudden…
Navi: Yeah. Come on.
They run inside an inn.
Link: Damn rain.
Navi: I’m soaked.
Link: Hey Navi, I can see your nipples.
Navi: *folds arms to cover up* Stop that, jerk.
Link: Well, we should ask for some rooms.
They go over to the innkeeper.
Innkeeper: Hey, where you folks from?
Link: We’re here looking for the Mullet scroll of Blueheim Castle.
Innkeeper: You folks sure are brave. Considering…
Navi: What do you mean?
Innkeeper: Well, haven’t you heard? Blueheim Castle is haunted.
Navi: H…Haunted? Um, Link?
Link: Well, we must get to the castle. It’s dire.
Navi: Wow. You really aren’t messing around anymore.
Link: We have to do this. For Nova’s sake.
Navi: Oh yeah. Nova…
Navi begins to daydream that she and Nova are having a picnic.
Navi: I brought cake!
Nova: I brought whipped cream! *looks at screen* You know why, bitches…
Just as Nova leans in to kiss Navi, her daydream is interrupted.
Link: Navi, I paid for our rooms.
Navi: Huh?… Oh. Okay. (I hope their shower has a detachable head…)
Navi flies to her room.
Link: Not even a thank you? Damn.
Link goes to his room. Meanwhile…
Ganondorf: Now, Nova. Just how talented are you?
Nova begins to juggle eleven katanas.
Nova: *while juggling, begins to sing* Ohhhhhhhh, I am the very model of a modern major general. I’ve information vegetable, animal and mineral. I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historicaaallll. From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical.
Ganon: Impressive. Do you know the second part of that verse?
Nova: *singing* I’m very well acquainted too with matters mathematical. I understand equations both the simple and quadratical. About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ neeeeewwwws. With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
Ganon: How is it that you’re so well versed in such things?
Nova: Sir! I was trained from birth to be a total badass in all matters possible, sir!
Ganon: Dismissed. Go kill some octoroks or something.
Nova: *stops juggling* Sir, yes sir!
Nova then proceeds to beat the crap out of octoroks.
Ganon: Yes. Soon, there will be a new “El Destruye”…
Meanwhile, at Blueheim…
Link: Well, it’s time we went.
Innkeeper: Beware the ghosts of the Blueheims.
Navi: We’ll be fine.
They leave and go to Blueheim Castle.
Link: Okay. No matter what, let’s not get separated. Ghosts prey on the insecurities that come from being alone.
Navi: Right.
They enter the castle.
Navi: It’s dark in here.
Suddenly, one lone candle on the wall lights the room.
Navi: … Do you see that?
Link: Yes. Yes, I do…
Suddenly Navi is lifted up by an unseen force.
Navi: Link, what’s going on?
Link: Navi!
Navi is carried away by the mysterious force. Link goes after her, but she disappears through the wall.
Link: Navi! Where are you!
TO BE CONTINUED…
Floyd: A cliffhanger ending? Come on, Hayabusa.
Vitanova: I got lazy. There’s a lot of other stories I write on. I do write original stories, you know?
Floyd: Yeah. But this is only four pages. Come on.
Vitanova: You wanna get erased?
Floyd: I’m good…
Eringa: Eri eri eringa!
Vitanova: That’s right, Eringa. I do write a hell of a story.
Floyd: You understand that overgrown mushroom? Why’d you bring it along, anyway?
Vitanova: he’s a hit with the fly honeys.
The fly honeys begin to crowd around Hayabusa and the eringa.
Vitanova: Hello, ladies.
Floyd: I hate my life…