The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ Link and the Mullet ❯ the Secret of Meltarr ( Chapter 8 )
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By: Nova-san 
Nova is captured by Ganon. In the wake of this disaster, Meltarr reveals a fateful secret.
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 160 | Status: Work In Progress
Nova is captured by Ganon. In the wake of this disaster, Meltarr reveals a fateful secret.
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 160 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter VIII: The Secret of Meltarr
Later on, that evening…
Nova: Hey. Remember when we used to… *whispers in Annette’s ear*
Annette: *giggles*
Nova: And then I would… *whispers again*
Annette: *giggles more*
Nova: Then you would… *whispers again*
Annette: *giggles loudly*
Nova: Then we’d both-
Link: *dashes up to them* Whatcha talkin’ about?
Nova: Go away.
Link: Hey… You weren’t dirty talking, were you?
Nova: Shut up.
Link: Hey Meltarr! Did you know that these two were a couple of hardcore freaks?
Meltarr: *from next room* They’re only human, I suppose.
Nova: Link, please go away.
Annette: We just want to have a normal conversation.
Link: Yeah, okay.
Link walks away.
Nova: He totally bought it.
Annette: That he did.
Nova: So, you remember that one time, in the park?
Annette: Didn’t it rain?
Nova: Yeah. Did you care?
Annette: Nope. You?
Nova: Hell no.
They both begin to giggle.
Nova: Hey, when we get your body back, think we could…
Annette: I don’t know. Ask Hayabusa.
Nova: Oh, right.
Meanwhile, in the next room…
Link: Hey, Meltarr. Do you have any family?
Meltarr: Well, there’s my brother Feltarr. He’s a farmer over in Banju. And there’s my cousin Mella. Last I heard, she owned a café in Letsan.
Navi walks in.
Meltarr: Ah, Navi.
Link: *turns around* Holy crap! Navi, you’re hawt!
Navi: *scoffs* I know that.
Meltarr: Find what you were looking for at the pub?
Navi: No. What I want seems to have a mission…
Link: Y’know, you really look awesome now that you’re not all tiny and stuff.
Navi: Yeah. Thanks, Link…
Navi walks away.
Link: She seems sad, Meltarr.
Meltarr: I think I know what she was looking for.
Link: What is it? Cause I’ll find it.
Meltarr: I don’t think you could find it for her.
Link: Aw. I suck.
Suddenly, there is a loud explosion outside.
Link: What the FUCK was that shit!
Nova, Annette, and Navi run in.
Nova: That was loud as shit.
Annette: I’ll go out and see what it is.
Annette goes through the walls for a moment, then returns.
Annette: Ganondorf’s outside!
Nova/Navi: Ganondorf!
Nova draws his katana, Navi takes out her bow.
Nova: C’mon, Link.
Link: *cleaning dirt from fingernails* … Hm?
Nova: Ganondorf’s outside.
Link: Ganondorf! *draws master sword*
They all run outside to meet him.
Link: What are you doing here, GanonDIP?
Ganon: Oh, Link…
Link: That all you got for me, you imitation Mexican bastard?
Ganon: I’m not here for you. I’m looking for Nova of the Amru clan.
Nova: What the hell do you want with me?
Ganon: You see, the summoners of Amru are a rare breed. They’re summoning skills are top notch. And I need you to summon the Mullet for me.
Nova: Hell NO! You out your mind?
Annette: I want my body back, ya pointy nosed bastard!
Ganon: Oh. You’re the little skank who tried to stop me earlier. Enjoy floating?
Annette: You little-
Nova: Wait. You can’t summon the Mullet. What kind of idiot are you?
Ganon: Oh, but you’re wrong.
Navi: What are you getting at?
Ganon: In the final Mullet scroll, I have learned the secret of The Mullet.
Link: Secret?
Ganon: The Mullet can only be summoned by a member of the Amru clan.
Nova: … Aw shit!
Ganon throws a fireball at Nova. Nova deflects it.
Nova: HaLo ArRoW!
Nova’s attack dissipates before it hits Ganon.
Annette: White blaze!
A stream of fire flies Annette’s hands. Ganon absorbs it.
Link: HaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHH!
Link launches a spin attack at Ganon. Ganon warps out of the way and ends up behind Nova.
Nova: What the-
Ganon grabs Nova by the back of his neck.
Nova: Son of a bitch…
Ganon: Nova, you are in my employ now.
Nova falls unconscious.
Navi/Link/Annette: Nova!
Ganon: Hmm. Now that I have my summoner, my business here is done.
Ganon disappears, along with Nova.
Navi: Damn it! Ganon’s gonna become the “El Destruye”!
Annette: I can’t believe he got Nova.
Link: We gotta get him back.
They all go inside.
Meltarr: What has happened?
Link: Nova was… abducted by Ganondorf.
Meltarr: He was?
Annette: We tried to stop him, but he was too powerful…
Meltarr: This is indeed a unfavorable turn of events.
Navi: What do we do?
Meltarr: There is no time. We must find the rest of the Mullet scrolls.
Link: But what about Nova?
Meltarr: There is no time.
Navi: You’re going to just forget about him? That’s heartless!
Annette: Stop!
Navi: No, this bovine doesn’t care about Nova!
Annette: Of course he does! Nova’s his grandson!
Link/Navi: What?
Meltarr: It’s true…
Link: Meltarr, are you a member of the Amru clan?
Meltarr: Yes. I never told Nova because I was ashamed. His grandfather turned into a cow by the last “El Destruye”… How disgraceful.
Link: Meltarr, we had no idea…
Meltarr: Let us not dwell on it. We have much to undertake. I have learned the secret of the Mullet scrolls.
Navi: What is it?
Meltarr: The words on the scrolls are the written words of a chant to summon the Mullet.
Annette: I see.
Meltarr: However, there are only bits and pieces of the chant on each scroll. Therefore, we must collect them all.
Link: … I’ll do it!
Annette: As will I.
Navi: Me too.
Meltarr: there are only two more Mullet scrolls to collect. And if Ganon has the final one, then the other is the scroll in Blueheim Castle.
Link: Navi and I will go. Annette, you protect Meltarr and the scroll.
Navi: What’s with you? You’re all pissed off and stuff.
Link: Ganon cannot become the “El Destruye”. He’s bad enough already.
Annette: When you’re right, you’re right.
Link: I’m ready. Let’s go.
And so Link and Navi set off toward Blueheim Castle to get the next Mullet scroll.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Floyd: Well, since Nova’s been kidnapped, I’m in charge of this section now. So I can have background fly honeys now! All the fly honeys get down!
The fly honeys appear and start dancing. Vitanova appears.
Vitanova: Floyd, what the HELL are you doing?
Floyd: Oh, Vitanova. Hey.
Vitanova: Yeah. I run this section now.
Floyd: Aww, I’ll never have my fly honeys…
Vitanova: You can keep your fly honeys.
Floyd: Yes!
Fly Honeys: Yay!
Vitanova: But I’m here to make sure you don’t screw up.
Floyd: Aww… that sucks.
Later on, that evening…
Nova: Hey. Remember when we used to… *whispers in Annette’s ear*
Annette: *giggles*
Nova: And then I would… *whispers again*
Annette: *giggles more*
Nova: Then you would… *whispers again*
Annette: *giggles loudly*
Nova: Then we’d both-
Link: *dashes up to them* Whatcha talkin’ about?
Nova: Go away.
Link: Hey… You weren’t dirty talking, were you?
Nova: Shut up.
Link: Hey Meltarr! Did you know that these two were a couple of hardcore freaks?
Meltarr: *from next room* They’re only human, I suppose.
Nova: Link, please go away.
Annette: We just want to have a normal conversation.
Link: Yeah, okay.
Link walks away.
Nova: He totally bought it.
Annette: That he did.
Nova: So, you remember that one time, in the park?
Annette: Didn’t it rain?
Nova: Yeah. Did you care?
Annette: Nope. You?
Nova: Hell no.
They both begin to giggle.
Nova: Hey, when we get your body back, think we could…
Annette: I don’t know. Ask Hayabusa.
Nova: Oh, right.
Meanwhile, in the next room…
Link: Hey, Meltarr. Do you have any family?
Meltarr: Well, there’s my brother Feltarr. He’s a farmer over in Banju. And there’s my cousin Mella. Last I heard, she owned a café in Letsan.
Navi walks in.
Meltarr: Ah, Navi.
Link: *turns around* Holy crap! Navi, you’re hawt!
Navi: *scoffs* I know that.
Meltarr: Find what you were looking for at the pub?
Navi: No. What I want seems to have a mission…
Link: Y’know, you really look awesome now that you’re not all tiny and stuff.
Navi: Yeah. Thanks, Link…
Navi walks away.
Link: She seems sad, Meltarr.
Meltarr: I think I know what she was looking for.
Link: What is it? Cause I’ll find it.
Meltarr: I don’t think you could find it for her.
Link: Aw. I suck.
Suddenly, there is a loud explosion outside.
Link: What the FUCK was that shit!
Nova, Annette, and Navi run in.
Nova: That was loud as shit.
Annette: I’ll go out and see what it is.
Annette goes through the walls for a moment, then returns.
Annette: Ganondorf’s outside!
Nova/Navi: Ganondorf!
Nova draws his katana, Navi takes out her bow.
Nova: C’mon, Link.
Link: *cleaning dirt from fingernails* … Hm?
Nova: Ganondorf’s outside.
Link: Ganondorf! *draws master sword*
They all run outside to meet him.
Link: What are you doing here, GanonDIP?
Ganon: Oh, Link…
Link: That all you got for me, you imitation Mexican bastard?
Ganon: I’m not here for you. I’m looking for Nova of the Amru clan.
Nova: What the hell do you want with me?
Ganon: You see, the summoners of Amru are a rare breed. They’re summoning skills are top notch. And I need you to summon the Mullet for me.
Nova: Hell NO! You out your mind?
Annette: I want my body back, ya pointy nosed bastard!
Ganon: Oh. You’re the little skank who tried to stop me earlier. Enjoy floating?
Annette: You little-
Nova: Wait. You can’t summon the Mullet. What kind of idiot are you?
Ganon: Oh, but you’re wrong.
Navi: What are you getting at?
Ganon: In the final Mullet scroll, I have learned the secret of The Mullet.
Link: Secret?
Ganon: The Mullet can only be summoned by a member of the Amru clan.
Nova: … Aw shit!
Ganon throws a fireball at Nova. Nova deflects it.
Nova: HaLo ArRoW!
Nova’s attack dissipates before it hits Ganon.
Annette: White blaze!
A stream of fire flies Annette’s hands. Ganon absorbs it.
Link: HaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHH!
Link launches a spin attack at Ganon. Ganon warps out of the way and ends up behind Nova.
Nova: What the-
Ganon grabs Nova by the back of his neck.
Nova: Son of a bitch…
Ganon: Nova, you are in my employ now.
Nova falls unconscious.
Navi/Link/Annette: Nova!
Ganon: Hmm. Now that I have my summoner, my business here is done.
Ganon disappears, along with Nova.
Navi: Damn it! Ganon’s gonna become the “El Destruye”!
Annette: I can’t believe he got Nova.
Link: We gotta get him back.
They all go inside.
Meltarr: What has happened?
Link: Nova was… abducted by Ganondorf.
Meltarr: He was?
Annette: We tried to stop him, but he was too powerful…
Meltarr: This is indeed a unfavorable turn of events.
Navi: What do we do?
Meltarr: There is no time. We must find the rest of the Mullet scrolls.
Link: But what about Nova?
Meltarr: There is no time.
Navi: You’re going to just forget about him? That’s heartless!
Annette: Stop!
Navi: No, this bovine doesn’t care about Nova!
Annette: Of course he does! Nova’s his grandson!
Link/Navi: What?
Meltarr: It’s true…
Link: Meltarr, are you a member of the Amru clan?
Meltarr: Yes. I never told Nova because I was ashamed. His grandfather turned into a cow by the last “El Destruye”… How disgraceful.
Link: Meltarr, we had no idea…
Meltarr: Let us not dwell on it. We have much to undertake. I have learned the secret of the Mullet scrolls.
Navi: What is it?
Meltarr: The words on the scrolls are the written words of a chant to summon the Mullet.
Annette: I see.
Meltarr: However, there are only bits and pieces of the chant on each scroll. Therefore, we must collect them all.
Link: … I’ll do it!
Annette: As will I.
Navi: Me too.
Meltarr: there are only two more Mullet scrolls to collect. And if Ganon has the final one, then the other is the scroll in Blueheim Castle.
Link: Navi and I will go. Annette, you protect Meltarr and the scroll.
Navi: What’s with you? You’re all pissed off and stuff.
Link: Ganon cannot become the “El Destruye”. He’s bad enough already.
Annette: When you’re right, you’re right.
Link: I’m ready. Let’s go.
And so Link and Navi set off toward Blueheim Castle to get the next Mullet scroll.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Floyd: Well, since Nova’s been kidnapped, I’m in charge of this section now. So I can have background fly honeys now! All the fly honeys get down!
The fly honeys appear and start dancing. Vitanova appears.
Vitanova: Floyd, what the HELL are you doing?
Floyd: Oh, Vitanova. Hey.
Vitanova: Yeah. I run this section now.
Floyd: Aww, I’ll never have my fly honeys…
Vitanova: You can keep your fly honeys.
Floyd: Yes!
Fly Honeys: Yay!
Vitanova: But I’m here to make sure you don’t screw up.
Floyd: Aww… that sucks.