The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ Link and the Mullet ❯ Back Home ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Nova-san 
With everyone back from their respective quests. Everyone decides to rest at Elder Meltarr's for a spell.
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 157 | Status: Work In Progress
With everyone back from their respective quests. Everyone decides to rest at Elder Meltarr's for a spell.
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 157 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter VII: Back home
Nova and the others have just returned to Mahu Orai.
Nova: I’m so tired…
Link: Can I have food?
Nova: As soon as we get to Meltarr’s…
Link: *unenthused* Yay…
Annette: Well, I don’t get the melodrama. I’m not tired.
Nova: You don’t have a body.
Annette: Oh right. Sorry.
They get to Meltarr’s house. Nova knocks on the door.
Meltarr: *from inside* For the last time, WE DON’T WANT INSURANCE!
Nova: No, it’s me!
Meltarr: *from inside* Oh. You may enter.
They go in.
Nova: Insurance salesmen?
Meltarr: Yes.
Link: the worst kind of being. I’ll fight three Ganons before I talk to an insurance salesman.
Nova: Don’t say Ganon.
Link: Ganon! *draws slingshot* Where’s Ganon?
Nova: He’s… not… here.
Link: … Oh. *puts away slingshot*
Annette: *reading otaku guide* Hmm… So that’s why you hate Ganon. He’s a playerhating bitch and a megalomaniac. As well as a girlfriend stealer.
Nova: As least he’s not a little stoolie bitch like Jose Canseco.
Meltarr: Amen to that.
Nova: Oh, by the way, sir.
Nova takes out the scroll and gives it to Meltarr.
Meltarr: Yes, very good. You did well, Nova.
Nova: Thanks sir.
Meltarr: You must be tired from your journey. You all deserve a rest.
Nova: Okay.
Link: Yay! Food!
The large table of food appears.
Link: Yay!
Link begins to pig out.
Annette: Wow. You’ve got an appetite. Reminds me of Nova.
Annette looks at Nova, who has begun to pig out as well.
Nova/link: Banzai!
Meltarr: By the way, who is this young lady?
Annette: I’m Annette. Nova’s ex-girlfriend turned ghost. I’m helping him in his quest for the Mullet because it involves getting even with playerhating Ganondorf who turned me into a ghost. As I don’t have a body, it’s unlikely that I will be a love interest to Nova in this story. I am however, a dungeon mage which should prove useful in the near future granted Vitanova doesn’t screw me over in this story… Wait, why did I say all that?
Meltarr: Could have been Hayabusa.
Annette: That is awesome…
Nova: How you livin’, link?
Link: *pats stomach and burps* Large…
Nova: Right on.
Meltarr: Oh, that’s right. *clears throat* Nova, there’s someone waiting for you in the pub.
Nova: Really?
Meltarr: Yes. Um, they want to see you. And only you.
Nova: Yeah. Okay.
Nova gets up.
Nova: I’ll be back.
Nova leaves.
Annette: What do you guys want to do?
Link: … Let’s play charades.
Meltarr: Sounds good.
Meanwhile…
Nova: I wonder why someone would want to meet me. And in a pub for that matter. Maybe I should have brought my sword.
Nova gets to the pub.
Nova: All right.
Nova enters the pub.
Nova: Okay. Let’s have a look around.
Nova looks around. He notices a normal sized faerie sitting at the bar.
Nova: (Wow. Who is THAT?)
The faerie turns around. To Nova’s surprise, it’s Navi.
Navi: Hi, Nova…
Nova: Hello…
Navi: Surprised?
Nova: Hell yeah, I’m surprised.
Navi: I did this for you.
Nova: Why?
Navi: You seem disappointed.
Nova: Navi, I-
Before Nova can protest, Navi kisses him.
Navi: You don’t have to think so much. Just do what feels right.
Nova: You really mean that?
Navi: Sure.
Nova: Fine. Navi, I can’t.
Navi: … Why not?
Nova: Because I’m on a quest. In peace time, things would be way different.
Navi: …
Nova: I’m sorry.
Navi: No. I get it. It’s like Link and Zelda. The don’t get together until Ganon is vanquished. Page 5 of the otaku guide.
Nova: Just know this. You’re a catch. And I’m flattered. But right now, my mission comes first.
Navi: …Okay.
Nova leaves.
Navi: … I really need a drink. Hey bartender! A scotch on the rocks!
Bartender: Sure thing, miss.
Meanwhile, back at Meltarr’s house…
Link: *flaps arms*
Annette: A cucco!
Meltarr: A turkey!
Link: *flaps harder*
Annette: A humming bird.
Meltarr: Marcy from “Married with children”?
Link: *stops* Meltarr’s got it.
Annette: Damn, you’re good at this.
Meltarr: I’ve never even played this game before.
Nova walks in.
Link: So, how’d it go, Nova?
Nova: Huh? Oh. It was Navi.
Meltarr: So, that’s where she’s been.
Link: Navi? What’d she want?
Nova: Uhh… *blushes*
Annette: I know that blush. That’s your “Someone flirted with me” blush.
Nova: … *looks left* I think I see a moblin outside. *runs outside*
Meltarr: The window’s on the other side…
TO BE CONTINUED…
Floyd: What’s with all the romantic drama crap?
Nova: Gimme a break, it’s Valentine’s Day.
Drunk Cupid: Yeah… love, man… I love you, man.
Nova: Cupid’s drunk… Again…
Floyd: Never challenge the master to a drinking contest.
Nova: You challenged the god of love to a drinking contest?
Floyd: Well, he challenged me…
Nova: Either way, no way you’ll get laid today.
Floyd: … Damn it!
Drunk Cupid: Man, there was this one group, the blue man group, man that shit rocked… *faints*.
Nova: You’re carrying him.
Floyd: Damn it.
Nova and the others have just returned to Mahu Orai.
Nova: I’m so tired…
Link: Can I have food?
Nova: As soon as we get to Meltarr’s…
Link: *unenthused* Yay…
Annette: Well, I don’t get the melodrama. I’m not tired.
Nova: You don’t have a body.
Annette: Oh right. Sorry.
They get to Meltarr’s house. Nova knocks on the door.
Meltarr: *from inside* For the last time, WE DON’T WANT INSURANCE!
Nova: No, it’s me!
Meltarr: *from inside* Oh. You may enter.
They go in.
Nova: Insurance salesmen?
Meltarr: Yes.
Link: the worst kind of being. I’ll fight three Ganons before I talk to an insurance salesman.
Nova: Don’t say Ganon.
Link: Ganon! *draws slingshot* Where’s Ganon?
Nova: He’s… not… here.
Link: … Oh. *puts away slingshot*
Annette: *reading otaku guide* Hmm… So that’s why you hate Ganon. He’s a playerhating bitch and a megalomaniac. As well as a girlfriend stealer.
Nova: As least he’s not a little stoolie bitch like Jose Canseco.
Meltarr: Amen to that.
Nova: Oh, by the way, sir.
Nova takes out the scroll and gives it to Meltarr.
Meltarr: Yes, very good. You did well, Nova.
Nova: Thanks sir.
Meltarr: You must be tired from your journey. You all deserve a rest.
Nova: Okay.
Link: Yay! Food!
The large table of food appears.
Link: Yay!
Link begins to pig out.
Annette: Wow. You’ve got an appetite. Reminds me of Nova.
Annette looks at Nova, who has begun to pig out as well.
Nova/link: Banzai!
Meltarr: By the way, who is this young lady?
Annette: I’m Annette. Nova’s ex-girlfriend turned ghost. I’m helping him in his quest for the Mullet because it involves getting even with playerhating Ganondorf who turned me into a ghost. As I don’t have a body, it’s unlikely that I will be a love interest to Nova in this story. I am however, a dungeon mage which should prove useful in the near future granted Vitanova doesn’t screw me over in this story… Wait, why did I say all that?
Meltarr: Could have been Hayabusa.
Annette: That is awesome…
Nova: How you livin’, link?
Link: *pats stomach and burps* Large…
Nova: Right on.
Meltarr: Oh, that’s right. *clears throat* Nova, there’s someone waiting for you in the pub.
Nova: Really?
Meltarr: Yes. Um, they want to see you. And only you.
Nova: Yeah. Okay.
Nova gets up.
Nova: I’ll be back.
Nova leaves.
Annette: What do you guys want to do?
Link: … Let’s play charades.
Meltarr: Sounds good.
Meanwhile…
Nova: I wonder why someone would want to meet me. And in a pub for that matter. Maybe I should have brought my sword.
Nova gets to the pub.
Nova: All right.
Nova enters the pub.
Nova: Okay. Let’s have a look around.
Nova looks around. He notices a normal sized faerie sitting at the bar.
Nova: (Wow. Who is THAT?)
The faerie turns around. To Nova’s surprise, it’s Navi.
Navi: Hi, Nova…
Nova: Hello…
Navi: Surprised?
Nova: Hell yeah, I’m surprised.
Navi: I did this for you.
Nova: Why?
Navi: You seem disappointed.
Nova: Navi, I-
Before Nova can protest, Navi kisses him.
Navi: You don’t have to think so much. Just do what feels right.
Nova: You really mean that?
Navi: Sure.
Nova: Fine. Navi, I can’t.
Navi: … Why not?
Nova: Because I’m on a quest. In peace time, things would be way different.
Navi: …
Nova: I’m sorry.
Navi: No. I get it. It’s like Link and Zelda. The don’t get together until Ganon is vanquished. Page 5 of the otaku guide.
Nova: Just know this. You’re a catch. And I’m flattered. But right now, my mission comes first.
Navi: …Okay.
Nova leaves.
Navi: … I really need a drink. Hey bartender! A scotch on the rocks!
Bartender: Sure thing, miss.
Meanwhile, back at Meltarr’s house…
Link: *flaps arms*
Annette: A cucco!
Meltarr: A turkey!
Link: *flaps harder*
Annette: A humming bird.
Meltarr: Marcy from “Married with children”?
Link: *stops* Meltarr’s got it.
Annette: Damn, you’re good at this.
Meltarr: I’ve never even played this game before.
Nova walks in.
Link: So, how’d it go, Nova?
Nova: Huh? Oh. It was Navi.
Meltarr: So, that’s where she’s been.
Link: Navi? What’d she want?
Nova: Uhh… *blushes*
Annette: I know that blush. That’s your “Someone flirted with me” blush.
Nova: … *looks left* I think I see a moblin outside. *runs outside*
Meltarr: The window’s on the other side…
TO BE CONTINUED…
Floyd: What’s with all the romantic drama crap?
Nova: Gimme a break, it’s Valentine’s Day.
Drunk Cupid: Yeah… love, man… I love you, man.
Nova: Cupid’s drunk… Again…
Floyd: Never challenge the master to a drinking contest.
Nova: You challenged the god of love to a drinking contest?
Floyd: Well, he challenged me…
Nova: Either way, no way you’ll get laid today.
Floyd: … Damn it!
Drunk Cupid: Man, there was this one group, the blue man group, man that shit rocked… *faints*.
Nova: You’re carrying him.
Floyd: Damn it.