The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ Link and the Mullet ❯ The First Scroll ( Chapter 6 )
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By: Nova-san 
Link and Nova continue their journey into Klaina Temple. the monsters within are not pleased.
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 200 | Status: Work In Progress
Link and Nova continue their journey into Klaina Temple. the monsters within are not pleased.
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 200 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter VI: The first scroll
Link, Nova and Annette have arrived at Klaina Forest’s temple.
Nova: … Seems like we’ve made it.
Link: I don’t like the looks of that temple. You guys, I wanna go home.
Nova: I’m not going over this with you again. Come on.
Nova goes over to the door and tries to open it. It doesn’t budge.
Nova: Hey, Link. Come give me a hand.
Link: Uh-uh. Link is not touching that door.
Annette: Then expect me to haunt you in your dreams tonight. I’ll look just like the Twinrova sisters.
Link: … I’m coming.
Link helps Nova with the door. It still refuses to move.
Link: Well, we tried. Let’s go home.
Annette: Wait. Look at that pattern on the door.
Nova looks at the door. There is a indentation shaped like Link’s face.
Nova: Hey…
Nova and Annette look at Link and smile.
Link: Hi. *waves* …
Nova: …
Annette: …
Link: … What is it? Is there food on my face?
Nova grabs Link and giant swings him into the door face first.
Link: Ow! Shit…
The door opens.
Nova: Go, link.
Annette: Yeah, you rock, man.
Link: *dizzily* Thankee. Thankee vurry murch.
They go in the temple.
Link: It’s like hella dark in here.
Nova: Yeah, no kidding.
Annette: Ghosts can be afraid of the dark, can’t they?
Nova: I’ll lose a lot of respect for ghosts…
Annette: Never mind. I’m cool.
They end up in a room with three doors.
Nova: Okay. It’s on of those split up situations.
Link: … I don’t like this one bit…
Annette: I’ll go right.
Nova: I’ll go left.
Annette: You get the center, Link.
Link: Aw shit…
Nova: Relax, this is easy.
Link: Temples have MONSTERS!
Nova: I know that. You can defend yourself. You’re the hero of time.
Link: I don’t wanna.
Annette Oh Link. Ganon’s in there.
Link: Ganon!? *draws biggoron sword* You gonna die, Ganon!
Link charges through the door, screaming at the top of his lungs.
Nova: You rock.
Annette: I know.
Nova: Let me know if you find anything.
Annette: Sure.
They go through the doors. In the center room…
Link: Hey! Ganondork! Bring your ass out here!
A large moblin drops down.
Moblin: Ain’t no Ganon, punk.
Link: Damn, you’re huge.
Moblin: You makin’ fun of my weight!? *growls*
Link: You gonna do something about it, piggy?
Moblin: I’ll kill you, you little brat!
The moblin grabs Link and piledrives him.
Link: Ow…
The moblin picks Link up and throws him across the room into a wall.
Link: Son of a bitch…
Link gets up.
Link: Hey, Mr. Big Moblin. Can’t we all just get along?
The moblin clotheslines Link.
Link: ACK!
Moblin: Who bad? I bad!
Link, half unconscious, takes out a bomb and lights it.
Link: Boom?
Link rolls the bomb toward the moblin.
Moblin: *looks at bomb* ….. Boom.
The bomb explodes, sending the moblin flying through the wall.
Link: Yay… *faints*
Meanwhile in the left room…
Nova: … That is a really, really big armos.
Armos: …
The armos begins to hop toward Nova.
Nova: HaLo SlAsH!
Nova leaps towards the armos and slashes. His attack bounces off the armos.
Nova: Damn it. Ineffective.
The armos leaps into the air and attempts to land on Nova. Nova rolls out of the way.
Nova: This thing isn’t playing… Lets see.
Nova runs up the wall and leaps off.
Nova: HaLo ArRoW!
Nova swings his katana. A blade arc wave flies from it and hits the armos.
Armos: RRRRRRRR!
The armos cracks a little.
Nova: Got him. HaLo ArRoW!
Nova shoots another blade wave at the armos. The Armos breaks into pieces.
Nova: … *sighs* I hate statues.
Annette walks in.
Nova: Hey. What are you doing here?
Annette: *holds up scroll* I got it.
Nova: What did you have to fight?
Annette: I didn’t have to fight anything. It was easy.
Nova: … Oh well. At least we have the scroll.
Nova: Where’s Link?
Link bursts through the door.
Link: I need a naked nurse. *collapses*
Nova: Oh crap! *runs to Link*
Annette: Is he okay?
Nova: *looks up at heart meter* He’s almost out of hearts.
Nova takes out a red potion and gives it to Link.
Link: *jumps up* Yeah! Link is back!
Nova: We got the scroll, Link. We can go.
Link: Cool. Cause this place is creepy.
And so, they left Klaina Temple to bring the scroll to Meltarr.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Nova: I hate statues.
Floyd: Even Michelangelo’s David?
Nova: ESPECIALLY Michelangelo’s David.
Lidya: think that Link kid will let me interview him?
Nova: I don’t know, he’s a real prima donna.
Floyd: You can interview me, Lidya.
Lidya: You?
Nova and Lidya burst into laughter.
Floyd: I HATE YOU!
Floyd runs away, crying.
Lidya: I’ll interview you, Nova.
Nova: *looks at screen* I’ll be on “Live Chat Interviews” Thursday at 8:00.
Link, Nova and Annette have arrived at Klaina Forest’s temple.
Nova: … Seems like we’ve made it.
Link: I don’t like the looks of that temple. You guys, I wanna go home.
Nova: I’m not going over this with you again. Come on.
Nova goes over to the door and tries to open it. It doesn’t budge.
Nova: Hey, Link. Come give me a hand.
Link: Uh-uh. Link is not touching that door.
Annette: Then expect me to haunt you in your dreams tonight. I’ll look just like the Twinrova sisters.
Link: … I’m coming.
Link helps Nova with the door. It still refuses to move.
Link: Well, we tried. Let’s go home.
Annette: Wait. Look at that pattern on the door.
Nova looks at the door. There is a indentation shaped like Link’s face.
Nova: Hey…
Nova and Annette look at Link and smile.
Link: Hi. *waves* …
Nova: …
Annette: …
Link: … What is it? Is there food on my face?
Nova grabs Link and giant swings him into the door face first.
Link: Ow! Shit…
The door opens.
Nova: Go, link.
Annette: Yeah, you rock, man.
Link: *dizzily* Thankee. Thankee vurry murch.
They go in the temple.
Link: It’s like hella dark in here.
Nova: Yeah, no kidding.
Annette: Ghosts can be afraid of the dark, can’t they?
Nova: I’ll lose a lot of respect for ghosts…
Annette: Never mind. I’m cool.
They end up in a room with three doors.
Nova: Okay. It’s on of those split up situations.
Link: … I don’t like this one bit…
Annette: I’ll go right.
Nova: I’ll go left.
Annette: You get the center, Link.
Link: Aw shit…
Nova: Relax, this is easy.
Link: Temples have MONSTERS!
Nova: I know that. You can defend yourself. You’re the hero of time.
Link: I don’t wanna.
Annette Oh Link. Ganon’s in there.
Link: Ganon!? *draws biggoron sword* You gonna die, Ganon!
Link charges through the door, screaming at the top of his lungs.
Nova: You rock.
Annette: I know.
Nova: Let me know if you find anything.
Annette: Sure.
They go through the doors. In the center room…
Link: Hey! Ganondork! Bring your ass out here!
A large moblin drops down.
Moblin: Ain’t no Ganon, punk.
Link: Damn, you’re huge.
Moblin: You makin’ fun of my weight!? *growls*
Link: You gonna do something about it, piggy?
Moblin: I’ll kill you, you little brat!
The moblin grabs Link and piledrives him.
Link: Ow…
The moblin picks Link up and throws him across the room into a wall.
Link: Son of a bitch…
Link gets up.
Link: Hey, Mr. Big Moblin. Can’t we all just get along?
The moblin clotheslines Link.
Link: ACK!
Moblin: Who bad? I bad!
Link, half unconscious, takes out a bomb and lights it.
Link: Boom?
Link rolls the bomb toward the moblin.
Moblin: *looks at bomb* ….. Boom.
The bomb explodes, sending the moblin flying through the wall.
Link: Yay… *faints*
Meanwhile in the left room…
Nova: … That is a really, really big armos.
Armos: …
The armos begins to hop toward Nova.
Nova: HaLo SlAsH!
Nova leaps towards the armos and slashes. His attack bounces off the armos.
Nova: Damn it. Ineffective.
The armos leaps into the air and attempts to land on Nova. Nova rolls out of the way.
Nova: This thing isn’t playing… Lets see.
Nova runs up the wall and leaps off.
Nova: HaLo ArRoW!
Nova swings his katana. A blade arc wave flies from it and hits the armos.
Armos: RRRRRRRR!
The armos cracks a little.
Nova: Got him. HaLo ArRoW!
Nova shoots another blade wave at the armos. The Armos breaks into pieces.
Nova: … *sighs* I hate statues.
Annette walks in.
Nova: Hey. What are you doing here?
Annette: *holds up scroll* I got it.
Nova: What did you have to fight?
Annette: I didn’t have to fight anything. It was easy.
Nova: … Oh well. At least we have the scroll.
Nova: Where’s Link?
Link bursts through the door.
Link: I need a naked nurse. *collapses*
Nova: Oh crap! *runs to Link*
Annette: Is he okay?
Nova: *looks up at heart meter* He’s almost out of hearts.
Nova takes out a red potion and gives it to Link.
Link: *jumps up* Yeah! Link is back!
Nova: We got the scroll, Link. We can go.
Link: Cool. Cause this place is creepy.
And so, they left Klaina Temple to bring the scroll to Meltarr.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Nova: I hate statues.
Floyd: Even Michelangelo’s David?
Nova: ESPECIALLY Michelangelo’s David.
Lidya: think that Link kid will let me interview him?
Nova: I don’t know, he’s a real prima donna.
Floyd: You can interview me, Lidya.
Lidya: You?
Nova and Lidya burst into laughter.
Floyd: I HATE YOU!
Floyd runs away, crying.
Lidya: I’ll interview you, Nova.
Nova: *looks at screen* I’ll be on “Live Chat Interviews” Thursday at 8:00.