Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Knives,The gun,And the talk show ❯ The gun and his talk show about Knives ( Chapter 1 )

chapter 1 o.o;;;

A.N: WELCOME TO CRAZY STUFF ABOUT TRIGUN!!!!

Knives: help me.....

Vash: ^^ This is going to be so fun!

L.A.G: OH YEA!!

------------- ----------------------- --------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------- -------------------------------

*In Knives' lair....*

*All Gun Ho Guns are sitting in school desks while listening to Knives announce his new top secert plans*

Knives: Okay I've plan to destory Vash with THIS! * proudly holds out a black gun*

Gun Ho Guns: *Sweatdrops* *Whispers to eachother* He's already has a horrible black gun to destory Vash and the humans....

Knives: BUAHAHAHA!!!! ^^

Gun: Helllo yall!

Gun Ho Guns: O.O whaa!!!! *sitting up straight and blanky staring at the gun*

Knives: Yes...this gun can talk! ^^

Gun: and can I ever!!! ^^ *Somehow has arms and feet* *Starts to dance* TA DA! ^^

Knives: ^^ This gun can killl and talk! *sits in his chair* *smiles happily*

Legato : *Raises hand*

Knives: Yes legato?

Legato: Ummm...Sir? What in the hell wrong with you?!?!?

Knives: tsk tsk Legato,it's not what in the hell wrong with me..It's why in the hell ... ^^

Legato: o.o;;; wha...? *looks at Midvalley and blinks* *Whispers* what's wrong with him...

Midvalley: *Whispers back* I have no freakin' clue man...But what ever he said about why in the hell...Is wrong..It doesn't even make since...

Knives: This gun is going to destory the world!!!

Gun Ho Guns: *Pretend to be excited and cheer for Knives* YEA ALL HAIL KNIVES!!!

Gun: Now my fellow evil villians!! *Holds up Knives' stuff* I have a idea,let's look through knives' stuff to know him a little better!

Knives: what..? *blinks at his gun*

*Everything turns into a talk show*

Gun: welcome to the wonderful show of "Knives' life!" today we found a item of Knives' life! ^^

Addiunce: *Cheers*

Knives: O.O;;;; WHA!!!!!!! *Sitting in a coutch like chair and looking around blanky staring at the addiunce* My chair tunred into a coutch girl thingie chair!!

Knives: WHAT THE *blank*! GUN WHAT THE *blank* ARE YOU DOING!!

Gun: Shhh...clam down Knives,now tell us...why do you hate humans? *has a pen ad a notepad out* *wearing intelligent glasses* *sitting in the chair across from Knives'*

Knives:*Lays back in the seat,thinks,quitely says* well I just find the race......*Blinks then sits back up and yells*

HEY! IM NOT TELLING YOU!

Gun: okay...then we just have to show his speacial thing in his life! his dairy!

Knives: O.O NO!!!!! NOT PLANTY!!!*looks at his dairy*

Gun: wow! intresting things!! ^^

Knives: *Sobbing* not Planty!!! *Tries to get his dairy back from the gun,but is held back from the secerity*

Gun: first day of dairy.... *reads* I hate vash,I hate humans,I hate my mommmy rem!! I wish they all go and leave me alone,I don't want to do my homework in homeschool!!! Rem can't make me!!! Planty,Rem can't make me do my homework!!!

Your smartest boy alive,

M.Knives ^^

Gun Ho Guns: *laughing*

Knives: SHUT UP!! *pissed off and jumping up and down* grrr!! WHAAAA!!!!

Rem: Well it's was best if you did your homework! *Smiles* ^^

Knives: REM!! O.o;;;;; *Sits back down and stres at Rem*

Rem: ^^ Im over here angel!! *Waving her arms,siting in the addiunce*

Knives: Oh *blank*.....

Rem: Watch your language Knives! I didn't teach you to curse!!!

Knives: *Blank*....Your such a *blank* Rem...

Rem: Don't make me send you to boarding school Knives!

Knives: EEP! o.o *is quite*

Gun: o.o;;; Okay let's go into the future after july...

GUn: *reads* Vash is such numb-nut! Man, I have his freakin' arm! Buahahaha!!! Legato is going to love it!! I bet he will!!

your evil plant,

M.Knives

Vash: *Sniff* My arm....*Is sitting with his friends and Rem,looking down at his left missing arm*

Knives: VASH!? WHAAAAA!!! *stands up and points at Vash in horrer and shock* HOW DID HE GET HERE!!???!!???!??? WHAAAAA!!!!

Vash: You mean brother Knives!!!

Knives: HELP ME GOD!!! *looks up at the ceiling*

God: Help yourself Knives!*ceiling cracks and opens* *plaster falls on Knives head* *Looking down at Knives*

Knives: O.O *Looking up at god* holy *blank*...

God: how dare you say such bad words! *lightning bolt comes down to fry Knives*

Knives: Ow.....*Fried* Ow....*blank* you god....*twitch*

Gun: O.O Oh my...*Looks at his chair and knives crisp and fried up*

Rem: Knives,see you DON'T curse!

Legato: what a moron.....Master Moron! *shakes his head* *eating a hotdog*

Gun:*Clears throat* We will be back after these important messages! *goes to a commercial*

----------------- ----------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- ---------------------------- -------

some man's voice: don't you hate it when your doughnuts are cold and stale!

A kid: ick! my doughnuts are stale!!*drops his doughnuts* *pretends to cry*

the man's voice: poor kid,well there's a new doughnut shop down your street!!

Vash: come on down to "VASH'S WONDERFUL WORD OF DOUGHNUTS" and have a good old time!!

Vash *Gives kid some of his doughnuts* here you go kid,enjoy!! ^^

Kid: *Sniffs* *Takes a bite of the first doughnut* YUM!! ^^

Kid: *Huggles Vash*

Vash: *huggles kid* everyone will love MY doughnuts ^^

a man's voice: *speaks really fast and you can't understand what he says* thesedoughnutsareactuallyfake,andthisdoughnutshopisnotrealvashisnotarealcha racter,soenjoythiscommercial. ^^

------------ ------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------

Gun: Welcome back!!

Knives: HELP ME PLEASE!!! *looking at camera and sobs*

Gun: okay let's go back to the dairy! ^^

Gun: Okay let's go to the present! ^^;;; *reads*

Gun: Vash is around some bitch...Like REAL hotty! ^^ Oh yea!! Meryl Stife,short human, but man!!! What a human!!

I want to *blank* her all night long!! Oh yea just *blank* and *blank* her again!

The one who wants to *blank* Meryl,

M.Knives

Knives: O.O *In total shock* *falls out of his chair*

Meryl: O.O *in total shock* *stands out of her seat*

Vash: O.O *in total shock* *stands also*

Rem: KNIVES!! THAT'S IT, IT'S BOARDING SCHOOL FOR YOU MISTER!!!

Knives: O.O *In total shock and sobbing* *twitching on the ground*

Vash: O.O How could you Knives think of that...

Meryl: IM GOING TO KILL KNIVES!!! *Blushing* *Pissed off * *shakes her fists at Knives*

Gun: Okay now on to other things beside the dairy! ^^;;; *trying to stop the maddness*

Knives: help me Planty....*Gone 'almost' insane* *Twitching all over while on the ground* PLANTY HELP ME!!!

vash: *Is protecting meryl* Knives will never *blank* you Meryl! ^^

Meryl: O.O let's hope not!! *Hiding behind Vash*

Knives: ONE DAY I WILL *BLANK* HER!!! *twitch twitch* Planty will help me *blank* her!! Buahahahaha!!!!

Rem: VASH AND KNIVES!! NO CUSSING!! *Is now 'Almost' about to lose her temper*

Gun: Well it looks like we're out of time! Next time on this wonderful show about Knives.

Gun: We will discover what he wears!! Besides his suit!! ^^

Knives: O.O *Blanky staring at nothing and still laying on the while twitching all over*

Fan Girls: *Whistles,woots,and blow Knives kisses* We love you Knives!!

Knives: WHAT THE *blank*!! WHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *gets up off the ground and runs madly on stage*

Rem: KNIVES!

Knives: Sorry Rem!!! whahahaha!!!*gone mentally* *still running like a mad man*

Vash: Me love you Rem! *Huggles Rem*

Rem: Your a good angel! ^^ *Huggles Vash back*

Gun: And goodnight folks!! ^^

*Things turn back into Knives' lair*

Knives: DAMN YOU GUN!!! *Eyes on fire*

Gun: EEP! heheheheehe BAI!! *Runs away*

Knives: GRRRRR!!!! *Chases after the gun*

Gun Ho Guns: ^^ See you later Trigun fans!!

----------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- --------------- --------------------------------------- -------------

Knives: what in the hell was that about!?

L.A.G: don't know....*thinks* ^^ oh well!

Knives: o.o;;;; your messed up,love and guns.

L.A.G: really? nahhhh!! ^^

Knives: o.o;;; ohhhh yes yes you are....but I can't change that fact you are messed up.

L.A.G: ^^ LOVE AND GUNS!!! im not messed up only weird!!! ^^

Knives: isn't that the same..?

L.A.G: not sure...oh well! ^^

Knives: if you like this little fanfic..plz review! no flames

L.A.G: and remeber if you tell knives he might go to boarding school...then you will permantly make him go insane! ^^ oh yes see the messed part of it is...he's a grownup scared to go to boarding school....makes no sense,oh well! ^^

Knives: baka....

a man's voice: *talks so fast know can understand him* thisfanificwasforfun,plzexcusetheownerofthisstory,sheisnotrightinthehead.Re mebertoreviewandnoflames.Thankyou.