Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Knives,The gun,And the talk show ❯ Knives' clothes,Jerry springer,And spiked hammers,all in one episode! ( Chapter 2 )

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chapter 2 o.o;;;

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* In Knives' lair once more*

Knives: THERE! Now you can't make me do that annoying talk show!! Buahahahaha!!!!!

Knives: And Rem can't send me to boarding school either!! *Sticks out tougue*

Knives: ^^ *Runs off to watch a movie with the Gun Ho Guns*

*turns into a talk show*

Gun: *Glares* *Has a cloth in his mouth* *Spits out cloth* *Turns to camera* *Smiles* Welcome back to the second addtion of my talk show "Knives' Life" ^^ Im your host,Gun!

Addiunce: *Cheers*

Gun: As you can see im tied down in a chair! So if a nice addiunce member can help me get untied I will give that person a free pass to the next show of "Knives' Life"

Adiiunce: *Cheers* *Hands raise up and cheering and wooting can be heard*

Gun: Wow, ummm you! In the black ripped up shirt over there! *Tilts his 'head' towards a women who looks like a wrestler* ^^;;;

Wrestler Girl: Rrrg!! Rrg!! Me help!!! *Stands up and walks up on stage* *Sounds like a cave man*

Gun: ^^;;; Thank you!!

Wrestler Girl: Rrggg!! Rrrrg!! Me help Me help!! *Rips ropes in peices*

Gun: EEP!! O.O *Is scared the girl might rip him in pecies*

Wrestler Girl: Rrggg!! Rrg! Give me free pass!!! *Pounds her chest with her fists with all might*

Gun: O.O H-Here Y-You G-Go...*Gives free pass to the 'Nice' girl* *Is totally scared*

Wrestler Girl: *Nodds* Rrg!! Thank Rrrg! You!! ^^ *Takes the free pass* *Walks off happily*

Mother Of Wrestler Girl: Thank you,she's so happy!! ^^

Gun: O.O holy *Blank*.... *Shakes his head* *Smiles at addiunce* Don't you like the big women!? ^^;;;;

Addiunce: *Laughs a bit*

Gun: Okay let's bring out our numbr one villian...KNIVES!! ^^

*Curtains opens and Knives is bundle up into a ball and his eyes are closed*

Knives: NO NOT SIMBA'S DAD!!! HE CAN"T DIE!!!! *Crying like a child*

adiiunce: *Is slient* *Crickets can be heard* o.o;;; *Sweatdrops*

Knives: *Opens his eyes* Wha.....*Blinks* Where's the movie I was watching..."The Lion King"....*Blinks* *Staring at the familliar addiunce*

Gun: Welcome back Knives! ^^ *Looks at the confused Knives*

Knives: NO NOT AGAIN!!! *Get's up and Tries to run away* *Is held down by secerity* WHAAAAA!!!! O.O

Gun: Now now...Let's go on with the show! ^^ Today's topic is...."What Knives Wear Besides His Suit!" ^^

Knives: HELP ME!!!! SOMEBODY!!!! WHAAAA!!!!!

Gun: ^^;;;; *Coughs* *Smiles*

Addiunce: *Cheers* WE WANT TO SEE KNIVES' CLOTHES!!!

Fan Girls: WE LOVE YOU KNIVES!!! *Blows kisses at knives*

Knives: O.O;;;; *Roses are thown towards him*

Gun: ^^;;; Now first peice of clothing! *Holds up a pair of tidie wides*

Knives: O.O holy *Blank*!!!!

adiiunce: *Awes* woooowww!!

Girls: *Whistles*

guys: *Laughing*

Knives : *blank*!!!! O.O;;;;

Gun: Now this what Knives wore when he was younger.

Now let's meet his mother,Rem!

*Rem walks out,smiles,and waves at the addiunce*

Adiiunce: *Cheers,as always*

*Rem sits next to her little boy,Knives*

Gun: Welmcome rem! ^^

Rem: Nice to meet you creation of Knives'

Knives: REM!!!! HOW CAN YOU STILL BE ALIVE!!!???!???!???

Rem: Beats me....*Blinks*

Knives: WHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gun: Ahem...Anyway,let's talk about this peice of clothing.

Rem *Nodds* Yes this peice of cloth was when he was about looking like a child,but he had a bed wetting problem...so the stains on that, is his...

Knives: NO!! DON'T SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rem: his pee pee stains! ^^;;;

Knives: *Falls out of his chair* NO!!!! REM YOU *Blank*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rem: KNIVES! *Glares* Do you want boarding school that much!?

Knives: NO NO!!!

Knives: PLEASE ANYTHING BUT BOARDING SCHOOL!!!!!!

Rem: then DON'T cuss! *Looks at Knives and glares* Be a good boy like you are! Why can't you act like Vash!

Vash: *Eatting doughnuts* whaa!? Did someone call my name!?

Rem: Yes angel! You keep eatting your sweets!! ^^

Knives: You always loved Vash more than me!!

Gun: Okay,this isn't "Jerry Springer" Nor some sad depressing talk show!! ^^;;;

Rem: "Jerry Springer?" What's that?

adiiunce: JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!

Jerry: How in the *Blank* did I get here?

Steve: Well isn't this creepy,more creepier than our show?

Jerry: OUR SHOW!?

Steve: oops sorry..nevermind Jerry

addiunce: JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!

Gun: What the *blank*....

Jerry and Steve: THAT GUN CAN TALK!? *Blankly stare at the talking gun*

Knives: Yes, I made him that way! *Is acting like a kid* *Blank* you all...

Rem: KNIVES!

Knives: Sorry Rem!!

Jerry: Today's show is " When Kids Go Wrong!"

Gun: HEY DON'T STEAL MY SHOW!!! *Jumps up form his seat*

Jerry: What are you going to do about it!??

Gun: THIS! *Whistles* *Knives walks up towards Gun*

Knives: O.o;;;; *Blinks* *Gun jumps into Knives hand*

Gun: Steal my show..My owner will shoot you!!

Jerry: Ahehehehee umm let's go Steve!! *Runs away*

Steve: *Runs away* See ya!!

Gun: Phew...Now let's go on to the next clothing of Knives'!!

Gun: *Jumps out of knives hands and sits back down* *Smiles*

Gun: This next peice of clothing is when it was Chirstmas in Knives' lair! ^^

Rem WAIT!!

*Gun and everyone blinks*

Rem: I wanted to show you this! *Hold out a shirt that has a picture stiched,with words that say "I love Rem"*

Rem: This was made when the boys were about a month old,or in human years,9 to 10 years of age! ^^

Rem: The red is for Vash and the blue one is for Knives!

Knives: Not those horrible things.....

Vash: YEA!! I THOUGHT I LOST THAT SHIRT!! *Runs up on stage and takes the shirt and sits back in the Addiunce* *cuddles shirt* yea!!! my purddy shirt!!

Knives: Baka...Your made of *blank* Vash!!

Rem: KNIVES!!! *Is losing her temper*

Knives: *Grumbles* ... Remissucha*blank*....

Gun: ^^;;; We'll be back after this commercial!

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A Man's Voice: Have you ever had this happen to you?

*Camera goes to Legato dressed up as a little boy with a lolli pop*

Legato: >.> <.< what the.....?

*A man appears and steals his lolli pop*

Legato: O.O lolli!!! *cries like a little kid* me want lolli pop!!!

A man's voice: Mean old man!! Well scientist thought of a new way to stop people from stealing YOUR lolli pop! ^^

A Man's Voice: With this!! *Shows a super huge hammer with spikes at the end of it* This object will hit and spike your victim...erm i mean mean man steeling YOUR lolli pop! ^^

Knives Dressed As A Scienctist: As you see *Has a dorking voise and is wearing glasses* This will spike you stealer while giving him a good punch in the face! ^0-0^ *<----- See the glasses ^^ * We promise it will work!

*Goes to Legato again*

*The man appears again*

Legato: Oh no not this time!! *grabs his huge hammer with spikes and smashes it over the man's head*

the man: Ow.... *bleeding* *blank* that hurts!! *Runs away*

Legato: *Licks his lolli pop* Thanks hammer inc.! ^^ *Smiling,so..Eerie...*

A Man's Voice: Thanks to this commerical,this hammer is cut off by 60 dollars,that's RIGHT! 60 dollars!! So you only have to pay 12 payment of 100 dollars!! ^^

Knives in a scientist outfit again: Buy it now before other humans do!! ^^

A Man's Voice: *Speaks really fast again* ThisisafakecommercialNOTrealatanycosts,thankyou.

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Gun; And welcome back to "Knives' Life" Im your host,Gun! ^^

Gun: Out last item of the day is...Knives' chirstmas outfit!

Knives: O.O Chirstmas outfit???? it's not Chirstmas yet!!!

Gun; So! We can still show it,who wnats to see Knives' Chirstmas outfit?

Addiunce: *Cheers* WE WANT TO KNIVES' OUTFIT!!!!

Gun: *Pulls out a santa shit with raindeer pants* ^^

Knives: HOLY *BLANK* YOU CAN'T *blank*ING SHOW THAT!!!

Rem: KNIVES!!! *Whacks knives with a spiked hammer*

Knives: OUCH!!! *Is bloody* *blank* MIT!!

Knives: YOU ALL ARE MOTHER *blank* ERS!!!

Rem: *Smashes Knives again and again with the hammer*

*A Scientist Knives comes out*

Scientist Knives: Told you they work! ^0-0^

Knives: O.O;;;;; WHAT THE *BLANK*!!! *Passes out form shock*

Gun: Well that raps it up for today,see us next time as we look through knives' family photo's of when he was younger on "Knives' Life"

Scientist Knives: Become a scientist!! ^0-0^ and have fun with spiked hammers!!

Knives: X_X;;;;

Rem: Bai Bai!! and NO cussing!!! ^^

Vash: I love my Rem shirt!! ^^

Gun: And good night!! ^^

*Things turn back to normal,I mean back to as they were.*

Knives: *Wakes up and blinks* DAMN YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER OF A GUN!!!! *Goes and tries to catch the gun* IM GOING DESTROY YOU!!!!

Gun; EEP!! O.O;;;; *Runs away* Bai Bai!!!

Rem: good night folks!! ^^

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Knives: Why are you making this story love and guns?

L.A.G: Im not sure,but it's for fun! ^^ hehe

knives: Yes...I don't get it about jerry springer thing....

L.A.G: ^^hehe oh well!

Knives: baka.....

L.A.G: if you like this chapter or just this Trigun fanfiction,plz review,but plz, no flames!

Knives: and have a nice morning/afternoon/evening/night! ^^

oh and if anyone is offended by me making fun of "Jerry Springer" or the movie "The Lion King" Im sorry.

And yes this story makes no sense ^^ that's the whole point!