Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Knives,The gun,And the talk show ❯ More weird things for you to see! beware of things that are so very strange,you might be scared ( Chapter 4 )

o.o;;; chapter 4

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Knives: yes thank you for making my life more messed up than it is!!

LA.G: ^^ your welcome!!

Knives: damn...you!!

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*In Knives' lair...again..*

Legato: What do you thinks wrong with him? *Pokes Knives with a stick*

Knives @.@;;; *Is twitching on the ground,and is singing "The itsy bitsy spider"* The itsy bisty spider went up the water spout....

Midvalley: *Shrugs* Lets make him a punching bag!! *Looks and smiles at legato*

Legato: YEA!! *Starts to kick knives*

Knives: OUCH! Itsy bisty spider went up the OUCH MY ASS spout!

Midvalley: *Laughs* *Kicks Knives* ^^ This is fun!

Gun: *Races out into the room* STOP!! *Jumps up and 'saves' knives by landing on Knives face*

Knives: OUCH Came the sun and dried up the rain! *Twitching on the ground*

Gun: He's a the main star of the wonder show of knives!! You can't use him as a punching bag! *Looks up at Legato and Midvalley*

Legato: o.o;;; But what else can we use as a punchintg bag? *Looks down at gun*

Gun: Errrr...Umm VASH!!

Vash: Did someone call my name!? ^^ *Blinks,and is eatting donuts*

Legato And Midvalley: *Attack vash and use him as a punching bag*

Vash: WHAAAA!!! OUCHIES THAT'S MY ARM,HEY WATCH WHERE YOU PUT YOU FISTS LEGATO!!! OUCH!!

Gun; *watches in horror* it's better when lesbiens are mud wrestling in small bikinis

yaoi fans: we don't think so!!! ^^

Gun: O.o;;;;;; holy shit!!

yuri fans: NO! yuri is cool!!!

yaoi fans: NO! yaoi is cool!!!

*yaoi and yuri fans start to fight,by biting,kicking,punch,and pulling hair*

Hentai fans: can't we just..get along?

yaoi and yuri fans: NO!!! *attack hentai fans*

Gun: o.0 ;;;

Gun: okay...let's go, knives! ^^;;;

*Gun drags Knives away from all the fighting*

*everything turns into the talk show*

Knives: help me!!! help me people!!!

Gun: ^^;; ahehehehee

Knives: *is tide in chair and has bob wire around his chair*

*midvalley plays his saxophone*

Gun: get down people!!! woot woot!!

Addiunce: *blinks* *stares*

Gun: ^^;;; *is quite*

Knives: BUAHAHAHAAA!!! they think your un - cool! watch this!!

Knives" yo yo yo!! homies let's get our *blank* es in the air,shake like we just don't care!!

Addiunce: WOOT!!! GO KNIVES, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!! WE'RE GOING PARTY LIKE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!! WOOT!!

Knives: *turns into a rapper* yo yo yo dogs!! *is wearing rings and golden neckles,and is wearing a baggy clothes* get down with ya selves!! *is also wearing head band that says "Rapper boy"*

Gun: O.O;;

Knives: look here all!! *points to gun* he's a craaazzy dog,yo!!

Addiunce: WOOT WOOT!!! ya he's crazy!!

Knives: *shakes his head* *looks at addiunce* err... what's going on? *looks at himself* O.O;;

Knives: *screams like a little girl and runs off stage*

Gun: wha...

Addiunce: *whispers to eachother* what's wrong with him..?

*Knives is hiding in the brrom closet back stage*

Knives: im a good boy,must not get in trouble,mommey might send me to boarding school!!

Gun: *blinks* ^^;;;

*Legato comes out on stage*

Legato: hello humans... *looks around* master dumb-*blank* is not here right now,so im going to do stand up comedy!!

Legato: *is staring at addiunce* why am i here....? *is whispering to himself*

Gun: Okay! i must go and find our guest!! *runs off stage*

Legato: okay.. o.o;;; okay i got one question... WHY AM I HERE!!!??!?!?!?

Addiunce: *laughs*

Legato: *glares* okay..you want FUNNNY!?

Legato: *changes clothes,and is now wearing a cat suit with the cat ears and tail* NO NO I WANTED A JEDI SUIT MOMMY!!! errr i mean...

Addiunce: o.o??

Legato: err ahehehehee ^^;; my err i mean..midvalley which my suit to a clown suit!

Midvalley: don't blame me *blank*!

Legato: i lve it when you talk dirty middy!! ^^

Midvalley: WHAT!!?? WHY YOU!!! *attacks legato*

Legato: HEY I WAS OUCH JOKING!! *gets punched in the face* OUCH!!

Addiunce: O.O;;

Gun: *is dragging knives back to his chair*

Knives: *hugging the puppy "Blue" stuff animal *blue from blue clues**

Knives: i don't want to go to boarding school mommy!!

Gun:*drops Knives and looks at midvalley and Legato fighting*

Gun: what the *blank* are you *blanking* doing!!

*legato and midvalley stop fighting*

Legato: sorry we were just fighting! ^^

Midvalley: he said mean things to me Gun!!

Leagto: did not!! *glares at midvalley*

Midvalley: did to!! *glares at Legato*

Gun: Midvalley and legato stop fighting!!

Legato: why should we!?

Gun: because,you'll won't get ice-cream nor hotdogs!!!

Legato: NO!!! O.O

Knives: *is sucking his thumb* i want blanky!!!

Gun: holy *blank* what the *blank* is worng with you Knives!!!

Knives: *sits in chair* *sticks out tounge* stupid human!!

Gun: erm,... im not human knives!!

Knives: Hmph! *crosses arms*

Gun: okay the first guest is... Big Burtha!!

Knives: O.O;;;; BIG BURTHA!!!!

*a 400 pound wemon comes out,cracking the stage boards a bit,everything rumbles when she walks*

B.B: hey all!!! ^^ *eating fried chicken in a bucket and has stains all over her outfit*

Knives: NO!!!!! O.O

Addiunce: O.O

Gun: oh my... O.O

B.B: ^^ *takes a bite of chicken*

Vash: NO!!!!!! SAVE THE CHICKENS FRON THE FAT PEOPLE!!! WHAAAA!!!!!!!!

B.B: WHAT!? *drops bucket of chicken*

Vash: ^^;;; ahehehee

Gun: calm down Big Burtha! ^^

B.B: *blank* him...IM NOT FAT JUST BIG BONED!!!

Knives: errrr Big Burtha...you've grown....heh

B.B: ^^ *blushes* im a pretty girl!!!

Knives: *cringes* oh my...i think i might throw up... * face turns green*

Gun: now tell us how you guys met mrs. Burtha! ^^;;;

B.B: oh we met at a fast food resturant!! ^^

Knives: O.O yea yea we did.... *blank* your big!!!

Gun: ^^;;;;

B.B: im just big boned ^^

Knives: no your not!!!!! whaaaa!!!!!!

B.B: yes i am... baka!!

Gun: okay well let's go to the next guest!! ^^;;;

Knives: PLZ LET"S DO!!!!!!!

B.B: *blinks*

Gun: *coughs* errr ahehehehee!! ^^ ;;; time for the next guest,she's a hot person...

Knives: o.0;;; err wha?

Gun: ^^ mrs. ...

Knives: holy *blank*!!

gun: err no her name isn't miss.holy *blank*.

Gun: her name is... miss.Dominque!

Legato: wha!!! O.O;;;

Knives: O.O;;;

Gun: ^^;;;

Vash: O.O;;;

Knives: err legato..ahehehehee ^^;;;;

Legato: you dated my girl!!! whaaa!!!! *starts to cry and runs in circles*

Dominque: *steps out on stage* *coughs to clear her throat*

Legato: oh dominque!!! IS THIS TRUE!! O.O;;;

Dominque: o.o;;; errr... yes i did date this twit of a master.

Knives: HEY IM NOT A TWEET!

Dominque: err it's twit sir.

Knives: i knew that! *growls*

Dominque: errr sure you did sir! *holds up two thunbs,is faking a smile* ^^ ;;;

Knives: ^^ yes i did!!

Gun: well we'll be right back after this commercial!!

*cuts to commerical*

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Knives: *stands and stays quite* .....

Vash: ^^;;; hi has this ever happend to you! *looks at knives*

Knives: *has duck tape on his mouth* ...... *grwols*

Vash: umm ahehehehee! well but this neeeewww thingie!!

*director: psst! Vash it's called a tape remover *is whispering*

Vash: the duck thinie!!! ^^

director: no! duck remover!

Vash: remove the duck!!

director: NO DUCK TAPE!

Vash: no duck duck tape please! ^^

Director: *smacks his forehead* baka...

Vash: baka tape duck!

A Man's voice: buy this duck thingie baka tape remover and you'll be okay with tape!! ^^

Knives: .....

Vash: love and peace!! ^^

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Gun: and were back! ^^

Knives: help me im in hell!! O.O;;;

Gun: noy uor not knives! ^^

Knives: yes i am fool....

Gun: right,well,our next guest is a nice person,who loves clowns!! ^^;;;

Knives: who!? O.o;;;

Gun: Clown girl!!!

*clown girl comes out dressed as a clown* hello! *honks her nose* ^^

Addiunce: O.o;;;

Gun: o.o;;;;

Knives: oh my... not her...

Knives: hi knives the cute clwon boy!! ^^

Vash: the what!? *blinks*

Clown girl: clown boy,he loved being a clown when after the july thing... ^^

Knives: what!? you forced me into crap clown boot camp!!

Clown girl: baka! you said you would d anything for me,which was to go to clown camp!

Gun: well here's a clip... o.o;;;?? let's see this clown boot camp!

*goes to clip*

*people dressed up like clowns are marching*

Clown general: move it clowns!!

Clowns: yes sir clowny!!

Knives: *dressed like a clown* help me lord.... o.o;;;

Clown general: who spoke!!! *growls* *looks aorund*

*everyone points to knives*

Knives: eep! O.O;;;

Clown Girl: oh my... *looks at her boy friend at the time*

C.G.: did you speak clown!! *pokes Knives chest and smirks at knives*

Knives: yes sir,i did sir clowny!!!

C.G: then you get 50 pies in your face!

Knives: O.O;;; no not that!!!

Clown girl: oh no! O.O

C.G; everyone...throw pies at him now!

*everyone throws pies at knives*

*clip ends*

Gun: o.o;;; ......

Knives: O.O;;; .....

Clown girl: wow that was intense!!

Vash: o.o;;; ....Knives?

Knives: *blankly staring at nothing* yes vash...

Vash: what in the *blank* was worng with you?

Knives: i have no clue...

Gun: *coughs* well i guess we can end this episode...next time on "Knives' Life" we will see what Knives did bad in boarding school!

*show ends and everything is back to normal*

Knives: O.O;; *is frzen and staring at nothing* *starts to sing the itsy bitsy spider again*

Gun: err bai bai for now fans!! *runs away*

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Knives: i swear...that..was...strange... O.O;;;

L.A.G: i just hope it was funny,i mean,i hope it is...

Knives: i think it is..but we have to see. some people find your story scary i bet.

L.A.G; yea... anyways im sorry for being late school has taking a toll on my free time on the computer.

Knives: i think everyone has that feeling,well the ones who are in school like you.

L.A.G: yea well bai bai for now!! ^^ please review! and no flames... it hurts to get insulted.

if you were bothered by anything in this chapter of the story,please e-mail me and tell me.

I hope you weren't insulted by...knives as a rapper,knives and dominque dating,once.By fat chicks and clown chicks,yaoi fans,yuri fans,hentai fans fighting,clown boot camp,knives singing "itsy bitsy spider",Knives being a punching bag for legato and midvalley,Vash being a punching bag for legato and Midvalley,Vash being too much of a baka to rememeber a line from the commerical,ect.ect.