Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Knives,The gun,And the talk show ❯ Cookie up the nose,Rem's hair on fire....Knives in home school...BEWARE!! ( Chapter 5 )

chapter 5!!!!!!!! woot and da woot woot.... o.o;;;

* vash busts through the door of knives' room*

Vash: Knives! I am here to destroy you!!

Knives: *is in a apron and is baking cookies* heelllooo Vash,want cookies!?

*Knives races over to Vash*

Knives: ^^

Vash: who are you,and what have you done with my brother!? O.O;;;;

Knives: ^^;;; eh? I am your bro,bro!

Vash: *sniffs Knives* you smell like my bro....you sound like my bro..... but...

Knives: hmm?

Vash: your acting gay!

*Knives falls over and screams*

Knives: *bumps head on floor* WHAT!? I LIKE WEMON,LIKE THAT HOT BITCH! MERYL...oh..so hot...

Vash: Ewl....Brother that's sick...MERYL!?

Knives: ^^ hehe...

*gun races into the room*

Gun: Vash! Knives! show! now!

Vash and Knives: er...no show man.

Gun: O.O;;;; YES SHOW.NOW!

Vash: we need to do something funny....

Knives: *puts on a dress* *eats his cookies* *dances* Blue moon i was standing alone....

*leagto appears out of no where* Blue moon...

Gun: o.0;;;; oh god...that's just...strange...

Vash: *eats the cookies* *face turens green* ewl!!!! nasty!!!! whaaa!!! *strarts to cry and rtaces to the bathroom*

Gun: okay,let's start the show!!!

*everything turns into the talk show*

*knives is still in the dress,PINK dress*

Knives: O.O;;;;;;;;; *screams like a little girl* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! EKKKKKK!!!!! WHAAAAA!!!!

*ten mins later*

Knives: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O

Addiunce: o.o;;;;;

Gun: ahem.... er. Welcome to the wonderful show of Knives! I'm your host,Gun!

Adiunce: o.o;;; *blink lbink*

Gun:er... um... well today's show is about what Knives did bad in home school. ^^

Knives: *magically changes form the dress to his suit(space suit)*

Gun: okay our first guest is...Vash! Knives' 'younger' twin,which is weird cause their twins!!!!

Knives: shut up...

Gun: ^^;;; anyways here's Vash!

*Vash wlaks out waving while eating donuts*

Vash: Hi!

Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU VASH!!

Fanboys: GO VASH YOUR SO FREAKIN' COOL!!!

Vash: *blushes* er,thanks. I like you guys too.

Gun: ahehehehehee! anwyays,vash plz come and sit.

Vash: ^^ OKAY!! *runs and jumps on the chair*

Gun: o.0;;; ^^;;;;

Knives: Vash! ouit acting like a idiot!!!

Fangirls: GRRRRRR!!! VASH ISN'T A IDIOT!!!! *all fans have guns,swords,gaurdnades,ect.ect.*

Knives: O.O;;; im sorry im sorry!!!

Fangirls: ^^ okay,then shut up so we can hear his handsome voice!

Knives: O.O;;; damn humans...

Fangirls: WE HEARD THAT!!! GRRRRR!!!!

Knives: O.O;;;; ........eek.....

Vash: er...okay,well er...Homeschool for Knives was like,hell.Like he did bad things....

Gun: Like what?

Vash: Like cut off rems hair...

*shows a picture of Rem almost bald*

Knives: *snickers* rem...bald...

Rem: *in the addiunce* KNIVES!!!!

Knives: O.o;;;

Rem: now knives....DO YOU LIKE UNIFORMS AND NO FUN!?

KNives: no.

Rem: Then shut up!

Knives: yes mame...

Rem: okay sweetie Vash you can contuinue! ^^

Vash: ^^ okay Rem!

Vash: okay like i was saying! he even one day when wee were learning...math. >> << am I right!?

Knives: who cares!? just go on you moron!

Vash: ^^;;; okay. Well he shoved a cookie up my nose and said "hey Vash looks like you have a big bugger up your nose!!"

Vash: sniffs* he hurt me that day!!!!

Knives: Bursts out laughing* Whahahahaha!!!

Fangirls: *eyes turn red* *throws gardnades at Knives,shoots knives,and charges at Knioves with swords*

Knives: @.@!!!! AHHHH!!! OUCH!!! *BLANK!!!* AHHHHH!!!

Vash: *laughing* GO FANGIRLS GO!!!

Fangirls: ^^ *runs over and huggles Vash*

Vash: O.O;;;; so many..girls!!!!!! ^^ *huggles girls*

KNives: *twitching on the ground* ow...*twitch* ow...

Gun: o.o;;;

*fangirls are now surrounding Vash*

Vash: oh yea! Girls!!! ^^

Knives: *grumble* ow...*grumble grumble* ow...

Gun: well let's go to a commerical! ^^;;;

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An Anouncer guy: THis SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY see vash and Knives face off!

*shows Knives and Vash holder rubber chickens*

Knives: Your goin' down my brother!

Vash: nah-uh! Your going down dude!

An anouncer guy: don't miss the action!

Knives: *hits Vash with the rubber chicken* ahahahaha!!!

Vash: HEY!

An anouncer guy: This sunday!

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And we're back! hi Im gun!

Knives: we know that numb *blank*!

Gun: hey!

Vash: quit being mean Knives!

Knives: shut up vash!! grrr!!

Fan girls: DON'T BE MEAN TO HIM OR WE'LL KICK YOUR *BLANK*!

Knives: Eep! k k! *grumbles*

Vash: ^^ *huggles all the fan-girls*

Fan-girls: ^^

Gun: o.0;;; well anwyas our next guess is....Rem!

Vash: Rem!!! ^^

Knives: oh *blank* not her...

*Rem steps out on stage* Hey everyone!

Knives: hey *blank*!

Rem: KNIVES!

Vash: hi Rem! ^^

Rem: hey sweetie!

Gun: come sit Rem

*Rem sits down next to Knives*

Knives: *grumbles*

Gun: well Rem what's your story about Knives?

Rem: well one time I was making lunch for them fter the usual classes,and Knives Snuck up on me and caught my har on fire with a lighter...

Knives: hehehe....

Vash: KNIVES DID WHAT?!?!?

Gun: holy *blank*!

Rem: see here's a picture *Rem shows a pic of herself bald from her cought on fire*

Addiunce: o.o; .....

Vash: THat's it! Knives prepare to die!!

Knives: EEP! *runs off stage*

Vash: *chases after Knives*

Gun: well that's all folks! till next time Im your host Gun!

*everything turns back to normal*

Vash: KNIVES! WHERE ARE YOU!

Knives: *hiding under his bed* damn you Gun...

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L.A.G: and Im back!

Knives: NO! and I was having such a good vacation from you!

L.A.G: shut up knives!

Knives: never!!! *tackles L.A.G*

L.A.G: NO!! Knives germs!! AHHHH!!

Knives: ......*thinks* AHHH HUMAN GERMS!!! *runs away screaming like a girl*

L.A.G: ahehhehehee...well R/R no flames!