Twilight Fan Fiction / Twilight Fan Fiction ❯ Twilight IM ❯ Chapter Two ( Chapter 2 )

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OMGitsme (9:03:01 PM): OMGitsme signed on

Confed_Soldier (9:03:28 PM): Confed_Soldier signed on

OMGitsme (9:03:39 PM): OMGitsme: I WANT TO GO SHOPPING, JASPER!

Confed_Soldier (9:03:49 PM): Eating, maybe later

OMGitsme (9:04:13 PM): ...

PillowBiter (9:04:15 PM): Shopping? Honestly, Alice, you can do that from here.

OMGitsme (9:04:22 PM): At your computer Jasper?

OMGitsme (9:04:25 PM): SO?!?!?!?!

OMGitsme (9:04:29 PM): It's not as fun...

Confed_Soldier (9:04:30 PM): yeah sorry

OMGitsme (9:04:39 PM): jeez, jasper

OMGitsme (9:04:42 PM): not cool

Confed_Soldier (9:05:11 PM): HMPH

PillowBiter (9:05:26 PM): At least Nessie didn't sneak on with the stupid wolf again.

Confed_Soldier (9:05:38 PM): they aren't up her

Confed_Soldier (9:05:41 PM): *here

OMGitsme (9:05:45 PM): I wouldn't put it past her, though

OMGitsme (9:06:01 PM): LET"S GO TO THE MALL!

PillowBiter (9:06:06 PM): *Sighs* As long as you don't scatter Skittles on the floor again, I'm fine.

OMGitsme (9:06:13 PM): AND EAT SOME YUMMY HUMANS!

OMGitsme (9:06:18 PM): *licks lips*

OMGitsme (9:06:24 PM): and eat skittles with them

PillowBiter (9:06:58 PM): Why are you eating Skittles? You'll only have to cough them up later.

OMGitsme (9:07:11 PM): so?

OMGitsme (9:07:16 PM): they're so pretty

OMGitsme (9:07:27 PM): and it would be a nice color change from the blood

PillowBiter (9:07:42 PM): But you don't have the proper taste buds for such things.

OMGitsme (9:07:55 PM): HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!?!

OMGitsme (9:08:03 PM): YOU"RE ALWAYS TELLING ME WHAT I AM!

OMGitsme (9:08:09 PM): MAYBE I"M STILL HUMAN!

PillowBiter (9:08:27 PM): Then why do you look the same as you did when you came to us?

OMGitsme (9:08:33 PM): um...

OMGitsme (9:08:36 PM): I"m a werewolf

OMGitsme (9:08:37 PM): Bark

PillowBiter (9:08:56 PM): Jasper, your wife needs a new brain.

OMGitsme (9:09:01 PM): Hmph

OMGitsme (9:09:06 PM): You need a new brain

OMGitsme (9:09:17 PM): you used it all when you paid for those medical degrees

PillowBiter (9:09:24 PM): I do not.

OMGitsme (9:09:52 PM): Yes, Edward.

OMGitsme (9:09:53 PM): You do

PillowBiter (9:09:56 PM): Why?

Confed_Soldier (9:10:08 PM): wow, I'm missing everything

OMGitsme (9:10:25 PM): Because your little brain could not keep up with the amount of money you spent on bribing the teacher

Confed_Soldier (9:10:29 PM): sorry, Renesmee was crying about something

Confed_Soldier (9:10:39 PM): um...what?

OMGitsme (9:11:02 PM): I'm explaining to Edward about why he needs a new brain

PillowBiter (9:11:07 PM): Why was my daughter crying?!

PillowBiter (9:11:13 PM): I do not need a new brain!

OMGitsme (9:11:23 PM): Yes, you do.

PillowBiter (9:11:29 PM): DO NOT!

Confed_Soldier (9:11:30 PM): which is more important? which should I elaborate?

OMGitsme (9:11:32 PM): Jasper?

OMGitsme (9:11:42 PM): Should you tell him, or should I?

PillowBiter (9:11:56 PM): Tell me why my daughter was crying or I will tell Alice what you were thinking about earlier.

Confed_Soldier (9:12:08 PM): either I suppose...he won't be happy tho

OMGitsme (9:12:08 PM): JASPER?!?!?!?!?!

Confed_Soldier (9:12:16 PM): i'M RIGHT HERE!

OMGitsme (9:12:19 PM): Edward, inform me now please

Confed_Soldier (9:12:27 PM): HEY

PillowBiter (9:12:30 PM): Yes?

OMGitsme (9:12:37 PM): What was Jasper thinking?

Confed_Soldier (9:12:41 PM): Alice, not you

PillowBiter (9:12:44 PM): Just a moment, Alice.

OMGitsme (9:12:58 PM): WHY?!?!?!

PillowBiter (9:13:11 PM): Because I want Jasper to tell me why Nessie was crying.

Confed_Soldier (9:13:11 PM): I'm honestly not sure what she was crying about....something about Bella and Florida and a crocodile.....

OMGitsme (9:13:20 PM): Huh.

PillowBiter (9:13:21 PM): Oh God.

OMGitsme (9:13:28 PM): It really wasn't that much fun to watch

Confed_Soldier (9:13:36 PM): She wasn't really making all that much sen-

PillowBiter (9:13:40 PM): o.O What happened to Bella now?

PillowBiter (9:13:47 PM): Jasper?

Confed_Soldier (9:13:50 PM): ?? she's in my room...

PillowBiter (9:13:56 PM): Who? Bella?

Confed_Soldier (9:14:03 PM): no, your daughter

PillowBiter (9:14:09 PM): Oh.

Confed_Soldier (9:14:10 PM): one moment.......

PillowBiter (9:14:16 PM): Well, then where's Bella?

OMGitsme (9:14:22 PM): Hahaha, it was funny

Confed_Soldier (9:14:23 PM): Daddy??

PillowBiter (9:14:30 PM): Nessie? What happened, honey?

Confed_Soldier (9:14:40 PM): (she's using my sn)

PillowBiter (9:14:45 PM): No duh, Jasper.

OMGitsme (9:14:50 PM): We couldn't tell

Confed_Soldier (9:15:12 PM): I doesn't know........Mommy called a little while ago.....but the phone went dead

OMGitsme (9:15:22 PM): I would tell

PillowBiter (9:15:22 PM): O.O

OMGitsme (9:15:28 PM): but it's pretty gruesome

OMGitsme (9:15:31 PM): *giggle*

PillowBiter (9:15:33 PM): X_X

Confed_Soldier (9:15:36 PM): ALICE

OMGitsme (9:15:41 PM): yes?

Confed_Soldier (9:15:50 PM): you made daddy dieded

OMGitsme (9:15:58 PM): and?

OMGitsme (9:16:02 PM): what else is new?

PillowBiter (9:16:05 PM): o.o Nessie, that's not a word. X_X

Confed_Soldier (9:16:13 PM): *sigh*

OMGitsme (9:16:15 PM): Yes it is, Nessie

OMGitsme (9:16:18 PM): say it more

PillowBiter (9:16:21 PM): Shut up, Alice.

Confed_Soldier (9:16:30 PM): Nessie ran off to go see Carlisle

OMGitsme (9:16:30 PM): =P

PillowBiter (9:16:34 PM): Tell me what happened to my wife!

PillowBiter (9:16:38 PM): NOW!

OMGitsme (9:16:41 PM): hahaha, I love this story

Confed_Soldier (9:16:43 PM): I Don't Know!!!

Confed_Soldier (9:16:51 PM): Ask ALICE

PillowBiter (9:16:52 PM): Story...?

OMGitsme (9:17:01 PM): You might get upset, though

OMGitsme (9:17:04 PM): and dieded again

PillowBiter (9:17:16 PM): Tell me. Please. ;_;

OMGitsme (9:17:20 PM): well

OMGitsme (9:17:21 PM): no

PillowBiter (9:17:31 PM): X_X *Heart attack*

Confed_Soldier (9:17:37 PM): *pokes*

OMGitsme (9:17:42 PM): Is he dead?

PillowBiter (9:17:43 PM): *Smacks*

OMGitsme (9:17:44 PM): again?

Confed_Soldier (9:17:57 PM): Xl *bite*

PillowBiter (9:18:03 PM): HEY!

Confed_Soldier (9:18:10 PM): nope, he's not dieded

OMGitsme (9:18:11 PM): oooh, I love causing problems

PillowBiter (9:18:12 PM): I'll tell Alice!

OMGitsme (9:18:23 PM): tell what?

OMGitsme (9:18:39 PM): JASPER?

PillowBiter (9:18:43 PM): What Jasper was thinking about earlier.

OMGitsme (9:18:43 PM): WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?!

Confed_Soldier (9:18:46 PM): Edward...I don't even know what I was think five...excuse me, seven minutes ago

OMGitsme (9:18:58 PM): obviously Edward does

OMGitsme (9:19:03 PM): that pervert

PillowBiter (9:19:08 PM): -.-

OMGitsme (9:19:08 PM): do tell

Confed_Soldier (9:19:18 PM): how about no, just in case

OMGitsme (9:19:36 PM): how bout yes, or I won't tell you about Bella?

PillowBiter (9:19:39 PM): How about Alice comes to my room and I'll tell her in here so you don't even know?

OMGitsme (9:19:46 PM): OKAY!

Confed_Soldier (9:19:53 PM): How about I break your piano in half

OMGitsme (9:19:55 PM): OMGitsme signed off

PillowBiter (9:20:03 PM): How about you don't touch my freaking piano.

PillowBiter (9:20:07 PM): One moment, Alice is here.

Confed_Soldier (9:20:13 PM): Oh jeez.

OMGitsme (9:20:25 PM): OMGitsme signed on

PillowBiter (9:20:27 PM): Have fun talking to your wife again.

OMGitsme (9:20:29 PM): JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Confed_Soldier (9:20:35 PM): whaaaaatttttt

OMGitsme (9:20:40 PM): YOU

OMGitsme (9:20:41 PM): ARE

OMGitsme (9:20:43 PM): DEAD

PillowBiter (9:20:46 PM): Again.

Confed_Soldier (9:20:48 PM): very observant

OMGitsme (9:20:54 PM): ...

Confed_Soldier (9:21:03 PM): aw c'mon....you said it first

OMGitsme (9:21:05 PM): omgitsme signed off

PillowBiter (9:21:08 PM): Jasper, you should start begging for your life.

PillowBiter (9:21:12 PM): Now.

Confed_Soldier (9:21:12 PM): or shall I remind you of that time?

PillowBiter (9:21:22 PM): -.-

Confed_Soldier (9:21:23 PM): O.O oh crap

PillowBiter (9:21:31 PM): *Smug smile*

PillowBiter (9:21:36 PM): Have fun.

Confed_Soldier (9:21:39 PM): Confed_Soldier has ran for his life

OMGitsme (9:21:48 PM): OMGitsme signed on

PillowBiter (9:21:50 PM): That's an option...:?

OMGitsme (9:21:57 PM): well, that's taken care of

OMGitsme (9:22:02 PM): *wicked grin*

PillowBiter (9:22:05 PM): Where do you think he'll go?

PillowBiter (9:22:08 PM): Australia?

Confed_Soldier (9:22:11 PM): Confed_Soldier signed on

OMGitsme (9:22:15 PM): Oh, I know where He'll go

Confed_Soldier (9:22:15 PM): OW

PillowBiter (9:22:17 PM): Damn.

OMGitsme (9:22:18 PM): hehehe

PillowBiter (9:22:25 PM): Where'd he go, Alice?

Confed_Soldier (9:22:31 PM): THAT WAS A LITTLE UNECESSARY

OMGitsme (9:22:35 PM): Where do you think?

PillowBiter (9:22:36 PM): I don't think it was.

OMGitsme (9:22:44 PM): I agree with edward

PillowBiter (9:22:55 PM): What do you mean, where do I think? I don't know! I wouldn't have asked otherwise.

OMGitsme (9:23:05 PM): *slaps forehead*

Confed_Soldier (9:23:07 PM): You don't even know what happened, little brother

OMGitsme (9:23:09 PM): you're almost as bad as he is

Confed_Soldier (9:23:27 PM): whatd'ya mean almost?

PillowBiter (9:23:31 PM): Ha.

OMGitsme (9:23:36 PM): I mean, you're worse than Edward

OMGitsme (9:23:39 PM): got it?

Confed_Soldier (9:23:41 PM): oh

PillowBiter (9:23:49 PM): Yeah, jeez Jasper.

Confed_Soldier (9:23:50 PM): make that a bit more clear next time

OMGitsme (9:23:50 PM): Yeah

OMGitsme (9:24:01 PM): uh huh

OMGitsme (9:24:03 PM): right

PillowBiter (9:24:09 PM): Alice, we get it.

Confed_Soldier (9:24:11 PM): Alice, I'll take the kitty away

OMGitsme (9:24:22 PM): What kitty? *licks lips*

PillowBiter (9:24:22 PM): You'll make Nessie cry.

PillowBiter (9:24:32 PM): Then you'll be sad because she's sad.

Confed_Soldier (9:24:32 PM): not my problem

OMGitsme (9:24:38 PM): not mine, either

PillowBiter (9:24:39 PM): Technically...

Confed_Soldier (9:24:55 PM): y3eah, but then I'll just go over by Alice, and she's usually happy

OMGitsme (9:25:04 PM): no you won't

OMGitsme (9:25:10 PM): *glare*

PillowBiter (9:25:17 PM): I'll bring Nessie over to you then kick your ass for upsetting my daughter.

Confed_Soldier (9:25:22 PM): oh yeah......no I won't.........not after last time

OMGitsme (9:25:27 PM): that's what I thought

Confed_Soldier (9:25:56 PM): Edward, what would your daughter say if she knew you cusded again

PillowBiter (9:25:59 PM): Why is Emmett watching NASCAR downstairs?

OMGitsme (9:26:09 PM): cuz he's a retard

Confed_Soldier (9:26:09 PM): he's not

Confed_Soldier (9:26:13 PM): Rose is

OMGitsme (9:26:20 PM): ah

PillowBiter (9:26:22 PM): Oh for crying out loud...

OMGitsme (9:26:25 PM): cuz SHE"S a retard

Confed_Soldier (9:26:27 PM): He got voluntarily drugged in

PillowBiter (9:26:37 PM): I'm going to go and break the tv if they don't turn it down.

Confed_Soldier (9:26:42 PM): not again

PillowBiter (9:26:47 PM): Yes, again.

OMGitsme (9:26:50 PM): no edward

OMGitsme (9:26:52 PM): not again

OMGitsme (9:26:54 PM): please

PillowBiter (9:27:04 PM): Why? Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.

Confed_Soldier (9:27:08 PM): BUNNY

OMGitsme (9:27:10 PM): Oh, Bella, don't do that

OMGitsme (9:27:13 PM): Jeez

Confed_Soldier (9:27:16 PM): I just saw one out in the yard

OMGitsme (9:27:17 PM): Edward

PillowBiter (9:27:17 PM): A better reason.

OMGitsme (9:27:25 PM): Your wife's a retard

PillowBiter (9:27:34 PM): Why don't you go eat the bunny, Jasper?

PillowBiter (9:27:41 PM): What did Bella do? o.o

Confed_Soldier (9:27:45 PM): um, cause Bella is...

PillowBiter (9:27:59 PM): *Hits forehead* Jeez...

Confed_Soldier (9:28:01 PM): the bunny is no more

OMGitsme (9:28:11 PM): ...

PillowBiter (9:28:12 PM): Tell her to get rid of the carcaas.

OMGitsme (9:28:14 PM): poor bunny

Confed_Soldier (9:28:18 PM): it's your wife

OMGitsme (9:28:18 PM): that was vicious

PillowBiter (9:28:30 PM): She's on your side of the house, though.

OMGitsme (9:28:30 PM): disgustin

OMGitsme (9:28:41 PM): Jasper! *glare* take care of it

PillowBiter (9:28:44 PM): Oh, eww! I just got the picture of that from Alice's head...

Confed_Soldier (9:28:51 PM): get your lazy butt up and go deal with it

PillowBiter (9:28:57 PM): ;_; Poor bunny rabbit.

OMGitsme (9:29:02 PM): Yes

OMGitsme (9:29:05 PM): As I said

OMGitsme (9:29:11 PM): You're wife's a retard

PillowBiter (9:29:15 PM): I don't want to go near anything that's in eighteen different parts.

Confed_Soldier (9:29:18 PM): seriously Edward

OMGitsme (9:29:22 PM): Jasper

OMGitsme (9:29:26 PM): Yoy do it

Confed_Soldier (9:29:30 PM): why

OMGitsme (9:29:31 PM): *You

OMGitsme (9:29:34 PM): Cuz I said so

Confed_Soldier (9:29:36 PM): I dun wanna

OMGitsme (9:29:38 PM): need I say more

PillowBiter (9:29:41 PM): I'd listen to her, Jasper. Remember what happened last time?

OMGitsme (9:29:44 PM): *glare*

Confed_Soldier (9:29:55 PM): you have no idea where I am tho

OMGitsme (9:30:02 PM): I do

Confed_Soldier (9:30:05 PM): I'm not in the house anymore

PillowBiter (9:30:13 PM): But Alice knows where you went.

OMGitsme (9:30:14 PM): I KNOW

Confed_Soldier (9:30:14 PM): you only know where I'm GOING to be

OMGitsme (9:30:19 PM): I watched you go

PillowBiter (9:30:22 PM): He's were Bella is. Florida.

Confed_Soldier (9:30:25 PM): no

PillowBiter (9:30:32 PM): Then how the hell did you see Bella?

OMGitsme (9:30:41 PM): oh, Bella moved

OMGitsme (9:30:45 PM): didn't I tell you?

PillowBiter (9:30:47 PM): Thanks for telling me that.

PillowBiter (9:30:53 PM): -.- Yes, just now.

OMGitsme (9:30:54 PM): well, now you know

Confed_Soldier (9:31:11 PM): ....is she coming....

PillowBiter (9:31:12 PM): Obviously.

PillowBiter (9:31:28 PM): Well, Nessie just walked in. I have to go put her to bed. Talk to you later.

OMGitsme (9:31:36 PM): I'll go get you if you're not careful!

OMGitsme (9:31:38 PM): Jasper

Confed_Soldier (9:31:48 PM): Don't eat icky things Nessie

Confed_Soldier (9:31:55 PM): don't be like mom

Confed_Soldier (9:32:08 PM): careful about what?

PillowBiter (9:32:21 PM): Okay, bye.

PillowBiter (9:32:23 PM) has left the room.

OMGitsme (9:32:25 PM): I know what you're going to do, remember?

Confed_Soldier (9:32:31 PM): ......

OMGitsme (9:32:34 PM): bye edward! *waves*

Confed_Soldier (9:32:34 PM): oops.....

Confed_Soldier (9:32:46 PM): it was pure in intention Alice, really.......

OMGitsme (9:32:56 PM): You're going to die, Jasper

OMGitsme (9:32:57 PM): Again

Confed_Soldier (9:33:07 PM): aw crap....

OMGitsme (9:33:08 PM): OMGitsme signed off

Confed_Soldier (9:33:18 PM): WHOA!!!

Confed_Soldier (9:33:36 PM): confed_Soldier has signed off