Twilight Fan Fiction / Twilight Fan Fiction ❯ Twilight IM ❯ Chapter 4 ( Chapter 4 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Shadowlover1 
MORE MATURE CONTENT. NO REALLY, IT'S PRETTY BAD THIS TIME. USE A MATURE MIND WHEN READING (or Edward will send his daughter and the wolf over to your house and believe me you do not want that XP)
Non Anime: Twilight Fan Fiction / Twilight Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.30.2009 | Pages: 8 | Words: 4.0K | Visits: 270 | Status: Completed
MORE MATURE CONTENT. NO REALLY, IT'S PRETTY BAD THIS TIME. USE A MATURE MIND WHEN READING (or Edward will send his daughter and the wolf over to your house and believe me you do not want that XP)
Non Anime: Twilight Fan Fiction / Twilight Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.30.2009 | Pages: 8 | Words: 4.0K | Visits: 270 | Status: Completed
Twilight IM 4
OMGitsme signed on
Confed_Soldier signed on
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES signed on
OMGitsme: Hiya Nessie!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Hi Awice!
Confed_Soldier: What about me?
OMGitsme: But it's NESSIE, jasper!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Yes! It's me, Jasper!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Where's daddy?
Confed_Soldier: He's in the fridge
Confed_Soldier: Again
PillowBiter signed on
OMGitsme: I threw you…I mean, you were thrown at Jasper yesterday!
OMGitsme: Why aren't you dead?
PillowBiter: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?
PillowBiter: You threw my daughter at your husband!?!?!
PillowBiter: That's wrong in so many ways!!!
OMGitsme: EWWWWWWWWW!!!! Bad image!
PillowBiter: >_<
OMGitsme: How did you get out of the fridge?
PillowBiter: You saw it.
OMGitsme: Darn wolf, always hungry. *growls*
Confed_Soldier: Do I even have a point here?
OMGitsme: Do you ever?
Confed_Soldier: thanx. I love you too.
PillowBiter: ALICE! Jasper needs a hug again.
Confed_Soldier: Don't you even…
Confed_Soldier: HELP! DARN YOU BROTHER, HELP ME NOW!
PillowBiter: No thanks. Nessie's having her piano lesson.
Confed_Soldier: Edwar-
Confed_Soldier has been attacked
Confed_Soldier: *twitch* Edwar--*twitch* d…..
PilowBiter: Jasper, you need therapy.
Confed_Soldier: *twitch* I ha--*twitch* --te y--*twitch*--ou, Edwar--*twitch*--d.
PillowBiter: You want to say that again, Jasper? I didn't quite catch it.
Confed_Soldier: F--*twitch*--u--*twitch*--c--*twitch*--k--*twitch*--you.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Daddy, what does `F--*twitch*--u--*twitch*--c--*twitch*--k--*twitch*--you' mean?
PillowBiter: Jasper, I'll kill you this time, I swear.
Confed_Soldier: You *twitch* can't do *twitch* any--*twitch*--thing wor--*twitch*--se *twitch* *uncontrolable twitching*
OMGitsme: jasper!!! Why do you hate me? ;_;
Confed_Soldier: *still twitching*
PillowBiter: I think we've lost him…
PillowBiter: CARLISLE! WE NEED YOU!
WhtIhave2putupwith signed on
WhtIhave2putupwith: What did you do to edward this time?
PillowBiter: Why is it always me?
PillowBiter: I could take them down too!
WhtIhave2putupwith: Sure… Okay, what then?
Confed_Soldier: *Twitches spastically*
WhtIhave2putupwith: awwwwwww…
WhtIhave2putupwith: Alice did it this time, huh?
Teddibear signed on
OMGitsme: I only—
WhtIhave2putupwith: NO!
WhtIhave2putupwith: I don't want to know!!!
Teddibear: Oh gawd, what's goin on?
Confed_Soldier: *Twitch*
PillowBiter: `Gawd' is not a word, Emmett.
OMGitsme: Jeesh, Edward, calm down…
PillowBiter: I AM CALM!
WhtIhave2putupwith: seeing as everyone else is stunned into silence, let's figure out what's wrong with Jasper.
PillowBiter: Let's not.
WhtIhave2putupwith: EDWARD!
WhtIhave2putupwith: You will be nice to your brother!
PillowBiter: Yes, Carlisle.
OMGitsme: lol, hahaha
OMGitsme: Edward's been trained! Like a dog…
PillowBiter: I'M NOT A DOG!!!!!
OMGitsme: Uh-huh.
OMGitsme: Bella seems to think differently…
PillowBiter: Let's pay attention to Jasper, why don't we?
PillowBiter: Before he's scarred for the rest of his existence.
Confed_Soldier: too *twitch* la--*twitch*--te.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Emmett, let's go play with a mountain lion.
PillowBiter: But what about me? ;_;
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: But emmett's more fun, daddy!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: And he doesn't cusseded!
PillowBiter: ;_;
PillowBiter: Wait, Emmett cusses more than I do!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: but not in english, daddy!
PillowBiter: Good. I'd have to kill him if he did.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: DADDY!!!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Yes, please do.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: WOLFIE!
TeddiBear: C'mon, let's go Nessie.
TeddiBear signed off
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Nessie left… ;_;
PillowBiter: Good. She needs to get away from your influence.
PillowBiter: She's starting to grow some thick hair, I swear.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: *GROWL*Youbetter cut it out, leech, or I'll rip out her throat.
PillowBiter: You couldn't do that. You'll die or something.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: You wanna try me?
Confed_Soldier: Carlisle's done *twitch* every--*twitch*--thing he ca--*twitch*--n.
OMGitsme: I'm not sorry Jasper. I enjoyed it. *Mental image*
PillowBiter: ALICE! I'LL SET THE WOLF ON YOU IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: I'M NOT YOUR PET! But I'd love to…
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: What'd she do, though?
PillowBiter: DON'T ASK!!!
Confed_Soldier: *Screams* *twitches*
PillowBiter: Oh, crap. He's gone unconscious. *pokes Jasper* Jasper? Wake up! CARLISLE! I NEED YOU AGAIN!
WhtIhave2putupwith: I'm right here, no need to scream.
PillowBiter: Jasper's dead. I think.
OMGitsme: JASPER! AHHHHHHH!!!!!
OMGitsme: JASPER, I'M COMING!!!
OMGitsme signed off
Confed_Soldier: O.O Oh *twitch* God.
Confed_Soldier signed off
Death2theKing signed on
PillowBiter: Hi Rose.
Death2theKing: Don't talk to me.
PillowBiter: Okay…?
Death2theKing: Where's my husband?
PillowBiter: But I'm not supposed to talk…
Death2theKing: Edward, I'm warning you…
Teddibear signed on
Death2theKing signed off
PillowBiter: EMMETT! RUN!
Teddibear: wha—
Teddibear: ROSE! I'M SORRY!
Teddibear has died and thus signed off
WhtIhave2putupwith: Why do my children find the need to kill each other daily?
WhtIhave2putupwith: It gets pretty expensive.
WhtIhave2putupwith signed off
PillowBiter: That was fun.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: sure, leech.
PillowBiter: Damn mutt.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: heartless bloodsucker.
PillowBiter: Well, you smell funny.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: That was amazing, penguin lover.
PillowBiter: I HATE penguins!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Exactly.
PillowBiter: That makes no sense!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: that's because you've always been a human that has to buy his medical degrees.
PillowBiter: HEY!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: I only said what I heard from your family.
PillowBiter: *growls* Alice…
PillowBiter signed off with a butcher knife in hand
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Yes! Finally free of bloodsuckers!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: …
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Kinda lonely…
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: huh. I'm gonna go find Nessie…
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES signed off