Twilight Fan Fiction / Twilight Fan Fiction ❯ Twilight IM ❯ Chapter 5 ( Chapter 5 )

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Confed_Soldier says:

ALICE WHAT THE FREAK HOW IN THE HECK COULD YOU BREAK A STEEL-REINFORCED BED?

OMGitsme says:

I'm special.

OMGitsme says:

That's how

Confed_Soldier says:

What in the name of Albert Pike am I supposed to buy now?

Pillowbiter has been added to the conversation.

OMGitsme says:

WHAT?

Pillowbiter says:

Hey.

Pillowbiter says:

What are you guys doing?

Confed_Soldier says:

Edward she broke the bed!

Pillowbiter says:

I didn't need to know that.

Confed_Soldier says:

What the freak am I gonna buy now?

OMGitsme says:

Yes, apparently you think you did.

OMGitsme says:

Otherwise, you wouldn't have asked.

Pillowbiter says:

Shut up, Alice.

Pillowbiter says:

I heard you swinging earlier.

OMGitsme says:

I'd rather not, thank you

Pillowbiter says:

Why were you on my daughter's swing set?

OMGitsme says:

Because it was fun.

OMGitsme says:

You got a problem with it?!?!?!?!

Confed_Soldier says:

Alice I really may need you to untie me this time. I may be a vampire but my spine doesn't bend this way....

Pillowbiter says:

Just don't break it.

Pillowbiter says:

I... No comment, Jasper.

OMGitsme says:

How does a vampire go about breaking a spine?

OMGitsme says:

And no, it's more fun this way, Jazzy. Deal with it.

Confed_Soldier says:

I DON'T KNOW! NOW FREAKIN A UNTIE ME

OMGitsme says:

NO!

Pillowbiter says:

I don't want to know. If you'll excuse me, a rabbit just wandered into the yard and I'm a bit peckish.

Confed_Soldier says:

;_; but Alice....

OMGitsme says:

That's just great

OMGitsme says:

Figure it out for yourself

OMGitsme says:

You're smart, you'll think of something

Confed_Soldier says:

peckish? Seriously little brother who says that

OMGitsme says:

maybe you can influence someone into actually WANTING to untie you

Confed_Soldier says:

Nobody's up here ;_;

OMGitsme says:

And how are you IMing if you're tied up?

Confed_Soldier says:

I'm using my phone

OMGitsme says:

Oh...

OMGitsme says:

well, text someone else.

OMGitsme says:

I'm busy

Confed_Soldier says:

Wolf. WOLF! YOU IN THE FUR, GET BACK HERE

Confed_Soldier says:

darnit

OMGitsme says:

Hahaha

Confed_Soldier says:

what are you so busy with?

OMGitsme says:

Something...

OMGitsme says:

None of your business

Confed_Soldier says:

what the...EMMETT! ROSE! GET THE FREAK OUT NOW

Confed_Soldier says:

EWWW

OMGitsme says:

HAHAHAHAHA!

Confed_Soldier says:

We're married, how is it not my business

OMGitsme says:

Because I said so, get used to it

OMGitsme says:

you'll hear it alot, you nosy-emotion messing vampire.

OMGitsme says:

So there. =P

Pillowbiter says:

Do I want to know? I can hear Jasper screaming...

OMGitsme says:

I can't...

Confed_Soldier says:

that.....was.......so disturbing.....

Pillowbiter says:

I don't want to know, do I?

Confed_Soldier says:

I feel violated and I only watched it

OMGitsme says:

Probably not

Pillowbiter says:

O_O

Pillowbiter says:

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Mental replay... X.X

OMGitsme says:

glad I'm not keeping tabs on Emmett and Rose

Confed_Soldier says:

What the, will you two get the freak out of here already?

Confed_Soldier says:

O.O Holy crap what are you gonna do with that....

Pillowbiter says:

You should be VERY glad.

Pillowbiter says:

Jasper, you may want to hide right now.

OMGitsme says:

he can't

OMGitsme says:

he's tied to the bed

Confed_Soldier says:

I'M TIED UP AS AFOREMENTIONED

Pillowbiter says:

I pity him.

OMGitsme says:

Well, if you pity him so much, you might as well untie him

Confed_Soldier says:

ALICE come on this isn't even right....

Pillowbiter says:

Then close your eyes.

OMGitsme says:

I'm not even in the same hemisphere as you anymore

Confed_Soldier says:

GET OFF OF ME!

OMGitsme says:

I'm on vacation

Pillowbiter says:

I'm coming to help you, one moment.

Confed_Soldier says:

THERE'S A WHOLE ROOM HERE FOR YOU TO DO THAT!

Confed_Soldier says:

ALICE, YOU WENT ON VACATION AND DIDN'T TELL ME! ;_;

OMGitsme says:

Yes, because otherwise, it wouldn't be vacation.

Pillowbiter says:

There, he's untied.

OMGitsme says:

I'm still upset that you freaked out on me, Jazzy, why should I be nice?

Pillowbiter says:

O_O Why did they follow me...?

Pillowbiter says:

JASPER HELP ME!!!!!!

OMGitsme says:

It's sunny out...

OMGitsme says:

I wonder if I could go outside...

Confed_Soldier says:

I already apologized.....multiple times.....

Confed_Soldier says:

and in multiple ways....

Pillowbiter says:

HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!

OMGitsme says:

So?

Confed_Soldier says:

Freak no Edward I'm not going back in there

OMGitsme says:

I'm a VAMPIRE, I don't get over things very quicklky

OMGitsme says:

*quickly

Pillowbiter says:

THEY'RE...doing things... AAAAAAAAHHHHH.

OMGitsme says:

You're doing things, too

OMGitsme says:

What's your point?

Confed_Soldier says:

Do they still have the ice cream scoop cause that was just wrong.....

Pillowbiter says:

They're doing things that aren't acceptable to do in front of me, and they're attempting to get me to participate.... HELP ME.

OMGitsme says:

*laughs*

Pillowbiter says:

Fuck you, help me!

Confed_Soldier says:

You know, I could just find wherever you are and MAKE you forgive me

OMGitsme says:

Ha, like you could

Confed_Soldier says:

ugh, one moment Bronzie I'm comin

Pillowbiter says:

OH THANK GOD...

Confed_Soldier says:

Oh freakin A nice move genius

Confed_Soldier says:

now we're BOTH stuck here

Pillowbiter says:

Me? How was it MY fault that they tied us together?!

OMGitsme says:

LOL

Confed_Soldier says:

;_; Alice......*puppy dog eyes*

OMGitsme says:

HAHAHA, no

Pillowbiter says:

Please Alice?

OMGitsme says:

this is good punishment for you

Pillowbiter says:

For your favorite brother?

Pillowbiter says:

Then help me, at least?

OMGitsme says:

Pfft, favorite? yeah, right

OMGitsme says:

I'd take Emmett over you

Confed_Soldier says:

O.O what is that.......

Pillowbiter says:

Then how about your favorite niece's dad?

OMGitsme says:

Pfft, Nessie? She scares me

OMGitsme says:

she and that dog...

Pillowbiter says:

I don't want to know Jazz, I don't want to know.

Pillowbiter says:

Your favorite sister's husband?

Confed_Soldier says:

oh jeez don't do it don't do it don't do it AHHH

Pillowbiter says:

That looked painful...

Pillowbiter says:

OUCH.

Pillowbiter says:

It is. -.-

OMGitsme says:

JAZZY!

Confed_Soldier says:

Kudos to Emmett I couldn't do that

OMGitsme says:

I'm going outside

OMGitsme says:

Into the sun

OMGitsme says:

To suntan

OMGitsme says:

see you in a couple of hours

Confed_Soldier says:

I don't think that'll work Alice

OMGitsme says:

So you say

Pillowbiter says:

WHY DO THEY HAVE A CAT?!

Confed_Soldier says:

But you're beautiful anyway you don't need a tan

OMGitsme says:

You're just sucking up

Confed_Soldier says:

So?

Pillowbiter says:

You CAN'T tan!

OMGitsme says:

...?

OMGitsme says:

I don't believe you, idiot brother

OMGitsme says:

Confed_Soldier says:

I'm tied up and you don't even wanna KNOW what they're doing in here

Pillowbiter says:

. . . Stpid vampire.

OMGitsme says:

No, otherwise, I'd be watching

Pillowbiter says:

stupid*

Confed_Soldier says:

But Alice....I miss you.... ;_;

Pillowbiter says:

THAT DOES NOT GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

That's enough narrating on your part

OMGitsme says:

Then you can come out here

Pillowbiter says:

Get the pencil OUT of my eye socket!

OMGitsme says:

...

Confed_Soldier says:

And that other thing out of....I'm not even gonna say it

Pillowbiter says:

O_O

OMGitsme says:

again, ...

Pillowbiter says:

"..." nothing, come save us!

Pillowbiter says:

;_;

OMGitsme says:

Well... okay. But I'm just in the garage

Confed_Soldier says:

Alice come on...... I'll let you take me shopping and I'll wear whatever you buy me

OMGitsme says:

it shouldn't take that long

OMGitsme says:

and you let me do that already

Confed_Soldier says:

^^ yay

Confed_Soldier says:

yes, but I'll do it willingly now

OMGitsme says:

Not like you had a choice...

Pillowbiter says:

You do know she's going to put you into something frilly and make you look gay, right?

OMGitsme says:

*grabs Jasper by ear and yanks him out of room*

Confed_Soldier says:

yeah, but this way we won't go through so much rope

OMGitsme says:

And no, Edward, that's you

Pillowbiter says:

YOU'RE LEAVING ME HERE?!

OMGitsme says:

Yes

OMGitsme says:

Have fun

Pillowbiter says:

But... but... but...

Pillowbiter says:

OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGitsme says:

sucks to be you

Pillowbiter says:

I was kidding... ;_;

OMGitsme says:

get it? SUCKS?

Pillowbiter says:

-.-

Pillowbiter says:

Bad joke.

Confed_Soldier says:

Alice that won't even come close to fitting O.o

OMGitsme says:

But I can dream, right?

Confed_Soldier says:

I don't care just please don't put it on me

Pillowbiter says:

I'll let you dress me up, too! Just SAVE ME!

OMGitsme says:

But you're boring

OMGitsme says:

you whine and complain

OMGitsme says:

It's not fun

Confed_Soldier says:

do you have any idea how gay that last message was little brother?

OMGitsme says:

hahaha, yeah

Pillowbiter says:

Save me...

Pillowbiter says:

Before they---

Pillowbiter says:

signed off

OMGitsme says:

Hmmm... Jazzy, what about this one?

Confed_Soldier says:

shouldn't we go make sure he's.... O.O

Confed_Soldier says:

that's a clothing item?

Confed_Soldier says:

I thought it was a napkin

OMGitsme says:

NO, silly

OMGitsme says:

If you wipe your mouth with that, I'll KILL you

OMGitsme says:

It was the last one in stock!

OMGitsme says:

They don't sell them anymore!

Confed_Soldier says:

will it hurt.../

OMGitsme says:

No, silly

Pillowbiter says:

signed on

OMGitsme says:

But we can always go rescue Edward, if you want pain

Pillowbiter says:

They're FINALLY gone...

Confed_Soldier says:

you promise?

OMGitsme says:

Because that wasn't pleasant

OMGitsme says:

Darn

Pillowbiter says:

I'm scarred for life.

Confed_Soldier says:

You okay little bro?

OMGitsme says:

for YOUR life, you mean?

Pillowbiter says:

No.

Pillowbiter says:

I'm not.

Confed_Soldier says:

you don't have a life!

OMGitsme says:

Exactly what I was getting at

Pillowbiter says:

It scared me so much my heart started beating again.

Pillowbiter says:

O_O

OMGitsme says:

How does that make sense?

Pillowbiter says:

;_;

Pillowbiter says:

I don't know.

Pillowbiter says:

It was the opposite of a heart attack.

Pillowbiter says:

Or something. Carlisle isn't here, I don't know!!!!!!

OMGitsme says:

Okay...?\

OMGitsme says:

I think Eddie went a little nut-so, Jazzy.

Pillowbiter says:

I'm gonna go cry in the corner.

OMGitsme says:

Good

Confed_Soldier says:

Alice I really don't want top wear this

Confed_Soldier says:

*to

OMGitsme says:

Fine, don'e

OMGitsme says:

*don't

OMGitsme says:

I'm bored now, anyway

OMGitsme says:

Let's do something else

Confed_Soldier says:

O.o we may need a new bed first....

OMGitsme says:

Like, let's play throw bananasat the wolf from the roof and see how banana-y we can make him

Confed_Soldier says:

okay, let me change clothes

Pillowbiter says:

That sounds fun.

OMGitsme says:

You don't get to play

Pillowbiter says:

Can I play, too?

Pillowbiter says:

Why?

OMGitsme says:

Cuz you're not fun

Pillowbiter says:

I'm plenty fun!

OMGitsme says:

Nope

OMGitsme says:

Only me and Jazzy

Confed_Soldier says:

how many times a day you think Bella says that?

Pillowbiter says:

But Alice!

OMGitsme says:

You need to go find your daughter and have a serious chat

Pillowbiter says:

Bella thinks I'm fun.

Pillowbiter says:

Why?

Confed_Soldier says:

exactly my point

Pillowbiter says:

Jasper, I'm going to come visit you.

OMGitsme says:

Cuz she and that wolf are getting really disgusting

Confed_Soldier says:

ALICE HELP

OMGitsme says:

worse than Rose and Emmett

OMGitsme says:

What now?

Confed_Soldier says:

I killed Jasper. (A/N: Edward is on Jasper's computer, and vice versa.)

OMGitsme says:

Well, I guess you get to die now, too

Confed_Soldier says:

And took over his computer.

OMGitsme says:

I saw

Pillowbiter says:

I'm going to kill him

OMGitsme says:

Okay

OMGitsme says:

You'll succeed, if you go now

Confed_Soldier says:

My daughter is worse than Rosalie and Emmett? That IS pretty bad.

Confed_Soldier says:

O_O

Confed_Soldier says:

ALICE!

OMGitsme says:

You deserve it

Confed_Soldier says:

OWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOW!

Confed_Soldier says:

:lkj

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

I'm all alone

OMGitsme says:

Except for idiots

Confed_Soldier says:

LOL HE LANDED ON HIS DAUGHTER (A/N: They're on their normal computers now.)

OMGitsme says:

That sucks

Pillowbiter says:

OUCH.

OMGitsme says:

Is the wolf around>

OMGitsme says:

Confed_Soldier says:

no, it ran off

OMGitsme says:

darn

Pillowbiter says:

I can hear it outside.

OMGitsme says:

that would've been funny

Confed_Soldier says:

back to the she-wolf I think

Pillowbiter says:

More than likely.

OMGitsme says:

no, he's waiting for your daughter

Confed_Soldier says:

don't tell Nessie

Pillowbiter says:

I agree.

OMGitsme says:

They are going to do less than pleasant things in about five minutes

OMGitsme says:

You might wanna stop that

Confed_Soldier says:

*cranks up radio*

Pillowbiter says:

How about we beat them with sticks so they can't?

Pillowbiter says:

Where'd my headphones go?!

OMGitsme says:

Go ahead

OMGitsme says:

But the wolf will kill you

Pillowbiter says:

O_O The Wolf took them...

OMGitsme says:

This really isn't your day for fighting, is it

OMGitsme says:

Pillowbiter says:

Crap. Now I have to go buy a new pair.

OMGitsme says:

I'd suggest it

OMGitsme says:

but they'll be out if you go now

Pillowbiter says:

Damn.

OMGitsme says:

Today really sucks for you

Pillowbiter says:

I'm going to the store anyway.

Pillowbiter says:

We're out of Power Ade bottles.

OMGitsme says:

You'll get hit by a car halfway there

OMGitsme says:

You won't be able to go

OMGitsme says:

You'll have to go into hiding

Confed_Soldier says:

too late, he's gone

OMGitsme says:

Well, that sucks

Pillowbiter says:

Back.

Confed_Soldier says:

Alice, you think Carlisle would let me get a cow?

Pillowbiter says:

We're sitting in the dark now.

OMGitsme says:

How was that car?

Pillowbiter says:

Let's not get a cow.

Pillowbiter says:

Slow.

OMGitsme says:

We're going to

Pillowbiter says:

It missed me.

OMGitsme says:

In about a week

Pillowbiter says:

Damn.

OMGitsme says:

No it didn't, don't lie, I saw it

Pillowbiter says:

*Shifty eyes*

Confed_Soldier says:

but somebody will probably eat it ;_;

OMGitsme says:

No, they won't

OMGitsme says:

Or I'll eat them

Pillowbiter says:

Like Emmett.

Confed_Soldier says:

^^ yay

OMGitsme says:

Yes

Confed_Soldier says:

>.> <.< Alice where'd you go?

Confed_Soldier says:

I was going to hug you but you left

OMGitsme says:

I had to go hit Edward.

Pillowbiter says:

HAHA.

Pillowbiter says:

OW.

Confed_Soldier says:

that's okay then ^^

Pillowbiter says:

WHAT THE FUDGE, ALICE?!

OMGitsme says:

I was bored

OMGitsme says:

and it was fun

OMGitsme says:

Get over it

Confed_Soldier says:

I'm going to go find a cow

OMGitsme says:

Okay

OMGitsme says:

but you can't buy it yet, you have to talk Carlisle into it, first

OMGitsme says:

Otherwise, he'll say no

Confed_Soldier says:

oh yeah. Where's he gonna be in about ten minutes?

Pillowbiter says:

If Jasper gets a cow, I want an armadillo!

OMGitsme says:

He'll be at the hospital

OMGitsme says:

Bella just cut her arm off

OMGitsme says:

She'll be needing him

OMGitsme says:

And no, no armadillo

OMGitsme says:

Emmett eats it, otherwise

Pillowbiter says:

O_O

Pillowbiter says:

Snake?

OMGitsme says:

Sorry, sucks to be you

Confed_Soldier says:

nope, elephant

OMGitsme says:

No.

OMGitsme says:

It'll strangle the wolf

Pillowbiter says:

Elephant?

Pillowbiter says:

Oh, sure.

Confed_Soldier says:

No, I mean Bella's arm got bit off by an elephant O.o

OMGitsme says:

Yeah

Confed_Soldier says:

kind of scary actually

OMGitsme says:

I don't exactly understand how that worked

OMGitsme says:

but that's what it was

OMGitsme says:

Wait, she's gonna explain it to Carlisle, let me listen

Pillowbiter says:

Elephants are normally nice, though.

Confed_Soldier says:

you eated one I'm assuming?

OMGitsme says:

oh, freaking wow, Bella

Pillowbiter says:

Explain?

OMGitsme says:

OM-freaking-Z

OMGitsme says:

No, you'll have to ask her

Confed_Soldier says:

I left before I heard it, what happened?

OMGitsme says:

It's hilarious, though

Pillowbiter says:

...

OMGitsme says:

She'll be home soon

OMGitsme says:

but she'll have no use of her arm for a while

Pillowbiter says:

Why did my wife get her arm bitten off?!

Pillowbiter says:

EXPLAIN!

OMGitsme says:

Because she's an idiot

OMGitsme says:

I suppose...

OMGitsme says:

ask her when she gets here

Pillowbiter says:

Fine.

Confed_Soldier says:

Alice I tried to go home and I ended up in Vegas should I be worried?

Pillowbiter says:

Yes.

OMGitsme says:

Yes

OMGitsme says:

You'll be there for a week

OMGitsme says:

if you touch any show girls, You're head will be mine on a silver platter

Confed_Soldier says:

Okay no touchie O.o

Confed_Soldier says:

I'll go chill at Excalibur or something..

OMGitsme says:

So, how did you end up there, again?

OMGitsme says:

Oh, and Edward, you're wife is pulling in

Pillowbiter says:

Yes, do explain.

Pillowbiter says:

I'm going to go talk to her.

Confed_Soldier says:

I was running back, got distracted by a butterfly and then followed a shiny car and now I'm here

Pillowbiter says:

A.D.D.

OMGitsme says:

That explains it, then

Confed_Soldier says:

Oh wait, should probably mentioned that I took Jazzy's phone

Confed_Soldier says:

this is Emmett

OMGitsme says:

?!?!?!?!?!

Pillowbiter says:

O_O

Pillowbiter says:

WHAT?!

OMGitsme says:

WHERE IS MY FREAKING HUSBAND?!?!?!?!

OMGitsme says:

where is my freaking husband?

Confed_Soldier says:

um...I dunno.....this was sitting on the counter so I took i

Confed_Soldier says:

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

I'll kill you

OMGitsme says:

FIND MY FREAKING HUSBAND AND GIVE HIM HIS PHONE!!!!!

Confed_Soldier says:

I WAS TOLD NOT TO LEAVE VEGAS

Pillowbiter says:

Why?

OMGitsme says:

WELL, LEAVE AND FIND MY FREAKING HUSBAND! HE'S SOMEWHERE THERE, TOO!!!

Pillowbiter says:

OMGitsme says:

I NEED TO SPEAK TO THAT IDIOT!

Confed_Soldier says:

but it's scary out here...there's guys in trenchcoats stalking me...

OMGitsme says:

that sucks, go find him

OMGitsme says:

OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Confed_Soldier says:

;_;

OMGitsme says:

DON'T GIVE ME THAT FACE, GO FIND HIM!

Confed_Soldier says:

*walks out of hotel*

OMGitsme says:

Good

Pillowbiter says:

Good boy!

Pillowbiter says:

You get a cookie.

OMGitsme says:

No, he doesn't

Confed_Soldier says:

*goes back* forgotted to pay

OMGitsme says:

Not until he finds my husband

OMGitsme says:

GET BACK OUT THERE, NOW!!!!!

Confed_Soldier says:

I'm goin!

OMGitsme says:

You better be

Pillowbiter says:

I got a kitty.

OMGitsme says:

That's freakin great

Pillowbiter says:

Isn't it?

OMGitsme says:

Do you have my husband?

OMGitsme says:

No? THEN BE QUIET!!!

OMGitsme says:

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FREAKING KITTY!!!!!

OMGitsme says:

Unless I can eat it...?

Pillowbiter says:

Sure.

OMGitsme says:

Okay, then bring it here

OMGitsme says:

*I'm hungry

Confed_Soldier says:

Freakin A I had to follow Emmett around in a trenchcoat for about an hour before I could finally get my phone back

Pillowbiter says:

Fine. I'm coming.

Confed_Soldier says:

do you know how HOT a trenchcoat is in Vegas?

OMGitsme says:

THANK YOU!

OMGitsme says:

good kitty

OMGitsme says:

yummy

Pillowbiter says:

Is it still growling?

OMGitsme says:

No, it's gone

OMGitsme says:

I got tired of eating it

Pillowbiter says:

Oh.

OMGitsme says:

It's missing a leg

Pillowbiter says:

Nice.

Pillowbiter says:

Can I finish it?

OMGitsme says:

And bleeding all over your carpet

Pillowbiter says:

-.-

OMGitsme says:

So I don't care

OMGitsme says:

It's almost dead, don't worry

OMGitsme says:

then you'll just have dead animal instead of bleeding dying animal

OMGitsme says:

Much better, huh?

Confed_Soldier says:

okay, I'm back in Washington now. Did you need something Alice?

OMGitsme says:

Pillowbiter says:

Sure.

OMGitsme says:

It just bugged me that Emmett had your phone

Pillowbiter says:

You should go influence the president.

OMGitsme says:

That would be illegal, if they knew it existed

Pillowbiter says:

But they don't, so we're fine.

OMGitsme says:

NO!

Pillowbiter says:

WHY?!

OMGitsme says:

BAD EDWARD!

OMGitsme says:

SIT!

Pillowbiter says:

NO!

Confed_Soldier says:

wait, I'm an it now?

OMGitsme says:

Pillowbiter says:

I'm already sitting!

OMGitsme says:

You better be

OMGitsme says:

no treat for you

Pillowbiter says:

SCREW YOU!

OMGitsme says:

I'd rather you didn't

OMGitsme says:

that's Jazzy's job

Pillowbiter says:

-.-

OMGitsme says:

Confed_Soldier says:

^^ wait, what O.O

OMGitsme says:

...

Pillowbiter says:

...

OMGitsme says:

Jazzy, you're so slow sometimes

Confed_Soldier says:

Oh right, I was going to find a new bed *goes to furniture store*

OMGitsme says:

Yesh

OMGitsme says:

Find a pretty one

OMGitsme says:

with polka dots

OMGitsme says:

and neon

OMGitsme says:

and sparkles

Pillowbiter says:

And put it somewhere MILES away from here.

OMGitsme says:

No, we're setting it up in your room

OMGitsme says:

Confed_Soldier says:

-_- Fine, I'll go find a bedspread too (God knows we need more). What kind of BED?

Pillowbiter says:

O_O MY ROOM?!

OMGitsme says:

The pretty one with neon and polka dots and sparkles!

OMGitsme says:

Yes, you're room now belongs to me

Confed_Soldier says:

They don't make a bed like that!

OMGitsme says:

*your

Confed_Soldier says:

that's a bed SPREAD

OMGitsme says:

Yes they do, you'll find it soon

OMGitsme says:

And it'll last longer than the last one, too

Confed_Soldier says:

I'm tellin ya they don't OH MY GOODNESS

Pillowbiter says:

But...

OMGitsme says:

See?

Pillowbiter says:

I like my room.

OMGitsme says:

Too bad

OMGitsme says:

that sucks

Confed_Soldier says:

How did they even...no, I dunno

OMGitsme says:

SUCKS!!!!

Pillowbiter says:

I'm staying in my room.

OMGitsme says:

Heh, that's your problem

Confed_Soldier says:

I'm just gonna follow my orders and buy it....

OMGitsme says:

I won't be responsible when you're scarred for life

Confed_Soldier says:

Are we getting new sheets or not?

Pillowbiter says:

...

OMGitsme says:

Yes, they're right down the aisle

OMGitsme says:

they match the bed

Confed_Soldier says:

.....that's blinding......

OMGitsme says:

And they have matching paint color and carpet, so we have to buy that, too

Confed_Soldier says:

Good thing I don't need to sleep

OMGitsme says:

Yes!

Confed_Soldier says:

I don't want to go to Lowe's though....

OMGitsme says:

You don't, it's in the store

OMGitsme says:

A lady will help you find it

Pillowbiter says:

Lowe's is a stupid store.

OMGitsme says:

In a few seconds...

OMGitsme says:

See?

Pillowbiter says:

I lost Bella in there once.

OMGitsme says:

That sucks

OMGitsme says:

SUCKS!!!!!

Confed_Soldier says:

I don't wanna know, Edward

Confed_Soldier says:

Anything ELSE we need?

OMGitsme says:

No, that's all

Pillowbiter says:

Q-tips.

OMGitsme says:

Unless you wanna buy some bananas for throwing

OMGitsme says:

No Q-tips

Pillowbiter says:

Emmett and I ran out.

OMGitsme says:

You won't need them

Pillowbiter says:

This is Rosalie now, I made Edward go clean up our bedroom. There were feathers everywhere.

OMGitsme says:

Yeah, she'll just make it worse

OMGitsme says:

She's out to get you, Eddie

Confed_Soldier says:

Signed off

Pillowbiter says:

My stupid little brother with the horrible taste in women is cleaning the bathroom.

OMGitsme says:

Do I have to kill you?

Pillowbiter says:

Why would you kill ME?

OMGitsme says:

Cuz I can

OMGitsme says:

And cuz I'm bored

Pillowbiter says:

But I'm your favorite sister.

OMGitsme says:

Pfft, yeah right, Rose

Pillowbiter says:

Fine.

Pillowbiter says:

I'll go find Emmett and HE'LL tell me I'm his favorite.

OMGitsme says:

No, he'll tell you something disgusting that I'm not even going to repeat

OMGitsme says:

Well, I guess it wouldn't be repeating, but you get the idea

Pillowbiter says:

Want another cat? Edward found one.

OMGitsme says:

Not really

OMGitsme says:

I'm full

OMGitsme says:

JAZZY HATH RETURNETH WITH NEW BED!!!!!

OMGitsme says:

SEE YA LATER!

OMGitsme says:

It's so pretty...

OMGitsme says:

signed off

Pillowbiter says:

Uh... Bye?