Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ And Now the Severe Beating of Allen Shezar ❯ Allen Gets his ( Chapter 1 )

And Now the Severe Beating of Allen Schezar

Chapter 1

Author's Note: I wrote this after hearing Adam Sandler's CD "There all Going to Laugh at You". Please let it be known that I do not own Escaflowne or Allen.

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Allen: "Mirror, mirror on the wall? Who is the fairest knight of them all?"

Door creaks open…

Allen: (turns his head) "Oh hello? Can I help you?"

BAM @_@

Allen: "OUCH!"

BAM, WACK, SMACK, POW.

Allen: "OH MY FACE, MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL FACE!"

WHAM, CRACK, SLAM, POUND.

Allen: "OUCH, DON'T DO THAT, QUIT IT!"

SLAM, POW, BASH, KERPOW, SMASH.

Allen: "OWWWW I'm a bad boy aren't I? YOWL MY HAIR!"

BOOM.

Allen collapses on the floor with a small pool of blood forming around his body.

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NOTE: Hee-hee-hee what did you guys think? I'm so bad.

~Charlotte~ ^_^