Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Appeal ❯ the end ( Chapter 18 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
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A/N: I bet you guys were wondering how I could finish this in one chapter huh?
Thanks to KD, dp and Blythe for their support and encouragement. And to dimonyo: I hope I answered all or at least most of your questions. I really couldn't have done this fic without you *hugs* thanks for pointing out plot holes
Chapter 18.
“So…how did you like it?”
Yohji paused for a moment, then grunted.
He only grinned when Schu hit him on the back of his head.
“I take my time to tell you a story and you can't even pretend you liked it?”
“What kind of story doesn't begin with Once upon a time?”
“That's your problem with it?”
The blonde grinned, “And what's with making me neither blonde nor a brunette?”
“Well, the first time I met you that was all I could think of. I was fascinated by the colour after being stuck in a sea of raven-haired men, you stuck out.”
Yohji stared in shock, and then blushed recognising the indirect compliment. Schu laughed at the slight flush his skin had.
Recovering his equilibrium Yohji continued, “Okay Ken's power makes sense, it explains the whole burning building but Kenken not getting burnt thing, but Omi as a meteorologist?”
“Omi wasn't a meteorologist.”
Yohji ignored the redhead's interruption, “And me, my talent was being a slut. I don't know if I should be insulted or not.”
“Your talent wasn't sluttiness Kudou or else there would be numerous Talents in the world. You had remarkable sex appeal that's all.”
“Oh my bad, my sex appeal talent just made me appear slutty.”
“You weren't slutty, slutty implies promiscuous. You only had sex with Ken, Aya and me.”
“Three people!”
“Would it make you feel better if I made us your boyfriends?”
“I had three boyfriends. Really. Is Kudoh Yohji too much for one man to handle?”
Schuldig didn't even bother to comment on that one; the things he did for some people.
Yohji had managed to hurt himself on a mission and had broken not one but both legs. He had been ordered to stay completely off his feet for two weeks, and he was not taking it well which was why Schuldig had started telling him the story, the ungrateful bastard.
“And you never explained what Aya's powers were.”
“Sheesh Kudoh the story isn't finished, just this instalment.”
Schuldig could tell that the critique of his story was going to last well into the night. He sighed and then sent a message to Ran
/Last time I'm going to watch your boyfriend for you while you are gone/
/Suddenly he's my boyfriend when he's being pissy?/
/Yes./
And all Schuldig got in reply was a wave of amusement across the link, which was promptly disconnected as Schuldig became distracted as Kudoh made his irritation for being ignored felt.
“And Crawford and Farf never made it into the story…”
“And me refusing to sleep with Manx?”
“And Kritiker being utterly mean bastards…well actually that one I can believe…”
Schuldig sighed. It was going to be a long night. And an even longer two weeks.