Cats in the craddle

By: Anna Hibiki

Rating: NC-17, this chapter's R.

Disclaimers: Weiss is not mine! Koyasu-sama and other people with much more money than me owns it.

Warnings: AU, Shounen-ai/Yaoi, OCC, lots of angst, violence, there'll be lemon in later chapters.

Notes: Anything written in Italic are thoughts.

This fic can be read in my page, mediaminer.org and ff.net.

Some of the guys ages have been changed.

Oiii!! And now to thank my beloved reviewers!! This time I'm not giving any gift 'cuz the bishies say I treat them like slaves. Today's thanks are going to Jenken (arigato gozaimasu for reviewing!!! *glomps*glad you're still there! Etoo.. I usually tend to think that every yoken or schuken fan out there has to hate the ayaken pairing *sweatdrop*, anyway, thank u!!^^), Pandora.81 (arigato for reviewing!! *glomp* yeah poor KenKen! *hands her a kleenex* hope ya like this new chappie!! About Don't Cry, I updated a little advance of chapter 12 a few days ago and the whole ch 12 has been updated when I updated this. Oi!! And you update Blood and Fire soon (and put more Yo-tan and KenKen ^^)! That last chappie was just great! *points to schu and aya and drools (even if I'm not an Aya fan)* just love that fic!), jackieee (arigato gozaimasu!! *glomps*) and Linda (Arigato for reviewing!!! *glomps* here you have more chappies, hope ya continue wanting me to update! ^^)

Chapter 4: Trying to help you.

Ken kicked the door of his bedroom open and stormed into the room.

Youji looked up from the magazine he was reading. "Oi KenKen you really need to get laid, you really look frustrated!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" he snapped at him, throwing the stuff he was holding at the blonde.

"Hey! It's not my fault that your love life's a mess, don't get all mad at me for that!"

The brunette decided to ignore that and dropped himself by Youji's side onto the bed, an angry pout on his face.

Youji let the magazine rest on his chest and turned his face to the side to look at Ken. "Five yen if you tell me what you're thinking about."

"What would the justice do to me if I cut someone's cock into little pieces, fry it and give it to his owner with ketchup?"

"Now, really, what are you thinking about?"

Ken looked straight into his eyes. "I'm not joking."

They both looked at the ceiling. "What did he do?" Youji asked quietly, unconsciously placing his hand over Ken's.

"He smiled and kissed me, but he said he was sorry, and then a few guys came and he yelled at me to get away from him. I…"

"That bastard! But are you okay?" the concern was very obvious in his face.

Ken gave an empty laugh. "Aren't you a little too overprotective with me?"

"Bah, it's just that I don't want to have to listen to your problems afterwards." He said with a smirk.

"You know Yo-tan, sometimes I think that even you care for me more than he does."

"Oi! Stop that already KenKen!"

Ken sighed and sat on the bed. "I don't know who I want to fool. Nobody cares for me, not even you or the guys." He smiled down at the playboy sadly. "Guess it's because I carry some kind of epidemic or something like that."

"Ken.."

"But I don't care! I've decided that I want Schuldig, and nobody's gonna make me change that. And if he doesn't love me, then I'll have to make him love me."

"You're not making any sense."

"Shut up! You don't even know what I'm talking about! You take care of your ladies and leave the gay boy with his problems."

Youji chuckled. "You'd be surprised if I told ya.."

"Hn? And what does that mean?"

Youji grinned at him. "You don't wanna know."

"Oi!! Shut up! C'mon, let's go have lunch, I'm hungry." He ordered.

"'kay kay, KenK- Ken!!" he whined when the brunette dragged him out of bed.

"Let's go."

.::.::.::.::.

"So Hidaka likes other guys?" he chuckled "Man, if that doesn't hurt God then I don't know what could!"

"Farf! Will you stop talking about God like that?"

"Ohh.. The little Christian doesn't like to hear me talking about that bastard people call God."

"Yamete!!"

"Why don't you just shut up? Both of you, you're giving me a headache!!" Schuldig had to interfere to avoid Nagi and Farfello to start fighting. Again.

Nagi pouted and stayed like that until he got bored and decided for something interesting to talk about.

"Ne, Schu, have you heard those rumours about Hidaka?" He asked them.

"Rumours about Hidaka? Did he eat a soccer ball or anything now? THAT would be great. Guess God would be crying for hours." The Irishman said pensively placing a knife between his lips to help his mind concentrate.

Schuldig scowled at him. "Why do you say that God's happy when something bad happens to me but you say that he's sad when the bad thing happens to Ken?"

Farfello shrugged. "Because God hates liars. Hidaka hates liars, so he and God hate the same thing, and since they hate the same thing, God likes him. But that's pretty subjective, 'cuz God's the biggest lie ever. Isn't it absolutely logic?"

Schuldig rolled his eyes at him. "You're not making any sense. If God doesn't exist, then how can you know if he's happy or not?"

The white haired boy looked at him like one superior being that looks at some stupid piece of the lowest society. "Because I like to imagine what he would do if such an stupid thing existed, or do you think I believe such a stupid lie?" He stated like one that says that two and two are four, not seven.

Whatever Schuldig was going to say next, was cut by Nagi, who hated being ignored. "As I was TRYING to say, there are rumours out there about Hidaka. People says that he was trying to get into your pants and that's the reason you requested the change of bedroom."

"I didn't request it, it was my father." He said coolly.

"But he was trying to get into your pants, some guys saw him trying to hug you." He made a face faking being sick. "That's disgusting!! I don't know how can they put another guy in the same room that him!"

"Don't worry about that, they've put Kudou with him. He's the straightest guy on the whole residence."

Farfello passed him the knife. "You think so? I think nobody's in more danger than him."

The redhead glared up at him from the floor. "What do you mean?"

"I mean that it would hurt God."

"But I don't think anyone would lie his eyes on him. He's not very interesting in my opinion."

Schuldig felt some weird urge to punch Nagi. Ken was a VERY interesting guy! And he was nice, and caring, and beautiful unlike-

Unlike me. And I'm treating him so badly…

He got out of his thoughts when Farfie started to laugh histerically. Why, he didn't know, but both Nagi and Schuldig decided it would be better to their sanity if they ignored the crazy one-eyed psycho for a while.

"Why don't we go have lunch? It's time to go and there shouldn't be a crowd now."

"Whatever."

So the three of them went out of the residence and towards the restaurant zone. And just when they were about to enter the restaurant, Schuldig found himself staring at Ken, who stared back at him.

Tsu zu ku…

Ne, gomen nasai minna-sama!! This chapter sucks and it's so fucking short… but it had to end there.

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