Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Deleated Scenes ❯ Guys, I Need to Tell You Something,... ( Chapter 2 )

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Guys, I Need to Tell You Something,...

(Alternate Title: I'm coming out, I want the world to know, gotta let it show!)
Author:Hana-chan (Lady Dark Chii)
Genre:Humor
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC-ness, Silliness

Summary: Next part in the Deleted Scene series. Omi has something to tell his team mates,...


Aya and Youji are working in the flower shop when Omi comes home from school. He rushes quickly through the shop and up the stairs to the apartment. A few moments later he comes back down and peeps his head around the door

Omi: Hey guys, can you meet me in the mission room after closing? I need to tell you something.

And before the others can answer he scurries upstairs, leaving the two older assassins shocked.

Aya: (Examining his manicure)I wonder why he's being so evasive. What could he have to tell us?

Youji: Maybe he's going to tell us that he and Ken are running off to Hawaii to elope.

Aya: No way, eloping is so,... tacky. A big fancy wedding with flowers and ribbons and (sigh) cute bride's maid dresses is way more his style

Youji stops and stares at Aya in a fish-like manner for several minutes.

Youji: Dude, I was joking.

An hour and a half later,...

Youji, Aya and Ken are all lounging on the couches in the "mission room" and Omi is standing up front looking nervous and worried.

Omi: As you all know, I called the three of you here to tell you all something very important. Now this is kinda hard for me to say, but I think you all need to know,...

Youji: Just spit it out kid!

Omi: Well it's difficult, I mean I don't want this to get in the way of our friendship and our working relations. I want you to know, but I still want you to accept me for who I am and I don't want this to change things between us

Ken: It's ok, we promise to accept you for who you are not matter what.

Aya: Yeah, you can tell us anything.

Omi: (Thinking) Ok, well here goes nothing (out load) Well, I don't know quite how to put this, but,...........I'm a Trekkie


Now I want a show of hands, How many of you where actually expecting that ending? ok, just as I thought. Now, how many of you thought he was going to say he was gay or wanted a sex change operation or something? Wow, more than I thought.
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