When Schwarz Goes Out

(Alternate title: Barbie Girl)

Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC-ness Silliness
Summary: When the rest of Schwarz goes out, Farf has some fun!

It is about 7 a.m. at the Schwarz apartment and things are relatively quiet. Farf and Schuldich are sitting across from each other at the kitchen table, each doing their own thing.
Farf is poking a knife into a block of Styrofoam and Schu is drinking something was can only assume to be coffee.

Brad: (walking by quickly) I'm going to work, Schuldich, keep Farf out of Trouble, Farf,... just,... don't kill anything you're not supposed to (from outside the door) And if any of my Oreos are missing when I come home you're both dead!!!

After Brad leaves, Farf and Schu go back to what they where respectively doing, the only sound is the high pitched, "Nail's on Chalkboard" squeak or a knife going into Styrofoam.

Nagi: (Walking by quickly) I'm going to school, Schu, if Farf touches my computer you're dead.

Then he leaves. A few more minutes of silence pass before Schuldich gets up from the table.

Schuldich: I'm leaving, don't make trouble ok?

Farf just nods placidly and goes back to mutilating the block of Styrofoam.

A few minutes after Schuldich leaves, Farf creeps silently into his bedroom, grabs a plain looking shoe box quickly and takes it out into the living room with him. Once there, he turns the T.V. on to a channel the, from the looks of it, is showing old Digimon episodes. He then opens the shoebox and carefully removes it's contents, placing each item on the floor as if it is made of glass.
He then picks up one of the objects in each hand, in his right hand is a normal Ken doll, in the other is a Ken doll that has been badly forced in to Barbie's clothes

Farf:(in artificial masculine voice) Hello, crossdresser Ken, how are you today?
(in artificial feminine voice) Oh, I'm just fine non-crossdressing Ken! I've hurt God a lot today!

Umm, yeah is it obvious I'm a little psycho from finals? At least they're over! Oh yeah, I got a 95% on that Spanish final that studying for spawned "No Milk Necessary"! (Ahh, note this story was orginally posted in January 2002!)

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