Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ How to Get Killed in Ten Easy Screw-Ups ❯ Chapter 4

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Gah! Gods what had they done to his new leather jacket? It was covered in some unidentifiable substance, though Omi thought he had an excellent idea what it was, on the floor of his closet. As a matter of fact, every piece of clothing he owned was on the floor of his closet and nearly everything was covered in same said unidentifiable substance.

Omi waited until he knew Yohji was safely working in the shop before going into the other man’s room.

“Yohji-kun, you’re such a slob,” Omi said under his breath, looking around the room. He stood for a moment listening intently for any sounds of someone approaching. He checked all around the room and finally found what he was looking for under the mattress. (Along with four mangled tubes of lube, bondage porn, several sex toys and fruit roll ups. Gods he did not want to know about the last one)

He slipped quietly out the door of Yohji’s room and went to collect his soiled clothing.

“Hey, Omi,” Ken said a few hours later, “I like the shirt. Is it new?”

“Huh? Oh, this?” Omi asked, plucking delicately at the cashmere. “Had it forever.”

Omi went to his room and after giving the closet a thorough scrubbing, hung up the rest of his new clothes. Carefully put away all of his new games and computer equipment. Arranged his new darts and crossbow exactly how he wanted them.

Then sneaked across the hallway and returned Yohji’s credit cards to the place he’d found them.