Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ In The Shadows, In The Light ❯ Measure Of A Man ( Chapter 17 )

Author's Notes: All Weiss Kreutz stuff/characters are not owned by me and all rights apply to the lucky bastards who do own them. I make absolutely nothing off this except gratification of my own sick and twisted desires.

 

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Measure Of A Man

 

~Aya~

 

**Aaaaaaya. Oh Aaaaaaya. Waaaake uuuuup, ** singsonged a voice I knew well. Yohji. I grumbled and pulled the pillow over my head, hoping he'd shut the hell up if I ignored him.

 

**Ach, I know you can hear us. We know you're awake, ** Schuldig said.

 

I shoved the pillow off my head and scowled at my two lovers. I squinted at the clock and muttered death threats. It was four fucking am and I had to get up in three hours for work. If somebody wasn't dying right now, they would be soon for waking me up.

 

“What?” I snarled.

 

“Ach, it wasn't my idea. I said let you sleep,” Schuldig said as he raised his hands in surrender.

 

“Hey, I was just thinking out loud,” Yohji defended.

 

“And that's always a dangerous thing,” I shot back. I was not at my best when I was awakened in the dead of night.

 

Yohji snorted and gave both Schuldig and I the finger. Schuldig snickered and grabbed Yohji's hand. He popped the offending finger into his mouth and sucked. Yohji groaned and his eyes slid shut in pleasure. Schuldig allowed desire to build in Yohji and leak out to us before abruptly releasing Yohji's finger and smirking.

 

**Asshole, ** Yohji groaned in a desire heavy mental voice.

 

**I'm a bastard. Brad is an asshole, ** Schuldig corrected with a sniff.

 

“Somebody better have a good reason for waking me up,” I growled in warning.

 

“Schu said his cock was bigger than mine. I said it wasn't. I'm right and he's wrong. Tell him, Aya.”

 

I stared at Yohji and Schu in disbelief. They had woken me up to settle a dispute about cock size? I didn't know whether to laugh or kill them. Fortunately, it was an easily solved problem that I already knew the answer to. And the answer would provide me with a hell of a lot of amusement.

 

“You're both wrong,” I said, causing emerald green and electric blue eyes to lock on me.

 

“I've had both of you in my ass; at the same time even. I've sucked both your cocks. I think that makes me an authority on size between the two of you. But if you want hard facts, go get the measuring tape, Yohji,” I said with a sigh. I knew they wouldn't let me go back to sleep until this issue was resolved.

 

Yohji grumbled but went to get the tape. He was back in a matter of moments and passed me the tape.

 

“Who goes first?” I asked.

 

“Yohji started it so he can go first,” Schuldig said with a grin.

 

“Fine. Schu, start sucking,” I ordered.

 

Two pairs of startled eyes stared at me.

 

“I'm assuming you meant who was bigger when hard. Yohji will suck you when it's your turn, Schu.”

 

Schuldig gave Yohji a lecherous grin before taking him in his mouth. I watched the pleasure move over Yohji's face and felt desire creep through my system. Yohji's desire spilled into my head through the link Schuldig created for us and I gave a wanting sigh. I don't know who was more disappointed when Schuldig stopped sucking cock; me or Yohji.

 

“He's as hard as he's gonna get without coming,” Schuldig said in a husky voice as he licked his lips and ran his fingers over Yohji's erection.

 

I moved in front of Yohji and unfurled the tape. I placed one end at the base of his cock and stretched it out along his length. He shivered at the touch of my fingers on him and I felt more desire wind through my body.

 

“Nine inches. Very nice,” I said softly as I moved the tape and circled the base of his cock with it. “Six inches around.”

 

Yohji didn't even wait for me to tell him to suck Schuldig. As soon as I removed the tape from him, he was bending over Schuldig and taking him deep into his mouth. My own cock twitched at the sight of Yohji giving head. How he got over the gag reflex, I didn't know but I was very grateful whenever I felt the talent of his mouth on me. He reluctantly let Schuldig's cock slip from his mouth when Schuldig started to thrust his hips. I repeated the measuring on Schuldig.

 

“Eight inches long.”

 

“Nein! Measure again,” Schuldig said with a glare at a now smirking Yohji.

 

I measured him again with the same result. I stopped the tirade of angry German when I measured around his cock. “Seven and a half inches around.”

 

Schuldig smirked at that. Yohji scowled. I held up the tape measure and raised an eyebrow when both my lovers just looked at me, puzzled. I sighed in annoyance.

 

“Well you didn't think I was going to be left out of this, did you? You woke me up for this idiocy. One or both of you better get sucking.”

 

I gasped as two mouths descended on my cock, licking, sucking and teasing until I was panting from arousal. They pulled away at the same time and a little cry of protest left me before I could stop it. Yohji held the tape and laid it along my length. He frowned and Schuldig peered over Yohji's shoulder. I tried not to smirk. I measured myself back in high school when I saw the size of the other boys in my gym class.

 

“Holy fuck! I knew you were nicely hung but… shit Ran, you've got twelve fucking inches!” said Yohji in shock.

 

Schuldig grabbed the tape from Yohji and measured around my cock. “Five and a quarter inches around. Nice and comfortable.”

 

I smirked at both my lovers. “Guess this means I'm the biggest… at least in length. Schu wins for girth. Yohji… you're just talented.”

 

“Well then, since I'm not as long as Ran or as thick as Schu, let me show you just how talented I am with what I've got,” Yohji said as he poured his sensuality down the link into Schuldig and me.

 

Suddenly, being awake at four am with my two lovers wasn't so bad. In fact, it was turning out to be damn good.