Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Portrait of an Assassin as a Young Man ❯ Who is the crossdressing freak? ( Chapter 5 )

PART 5: Who is the cross-dressing freak?

After that one, though, Omi thought that we should explore our relationship in better known settings. So we started going out on dates every other Friday. It was a very good period for me, though Omi's young age, he was still only sixteen, made it difficult for him to hang out with me, when I was so obviously more mature. We did find a solution for that though…

> "There Ken-kun," chirps happily a smiling Omi, "put this skirt on, it will look good with the sailor like shirt you're wearing. Then we'll just have to shave your legs and we'll be all set for our date…"<

Anyway, the dates got more and more significant for us and we always had a great time. Plus with my disguise we didn't get all the harassment experienced by male\male couples like say the slut and the perv … Well, Yohji and Aya, I should say as by this point, given that they had renounced trying to take Omi away from me, we were on first name basis and well on our way to becoming friends.

All went well till a day that will remain forever branded into my memory as both the worst and the best one of my life.

We had gone out to a cinema and well, we had started necking and then that had sorta evolved under the spur of the moment, you know: no lights, main actors making out, that sort of thing, into some pretty explicit petting.

It was sometime after the intermission, as Omi was now giving a good impression of Shiva, or whatever you call that Indian guy with all those arms, that we adjourned to the bathroom.

Now, normally both of us wouldn't get within a mile of the toilets in a cinema, unless we had a gun pointed to our head, but the toilets in this particular theatre were always spotlessly clean and lavish. Which was the main reason we always went there, even if the film was nothing special that day.

We were on the process of divesting ourselves of our comfy winter clothing when disaster struck. An old terror of a lady with a huge freaking brush and the customary apron and head cover get up of rural Japan entered the premises, saw us getting, erm, intimate and smiled, no smirked at us with a maliciousness unparalleled. (A.N. Has to meet Schu…)

"Soo I finally caught you!! You are the hentais making out in MY bathroom! You know how long it takes for me to clean all that stuff you leak all over it?" She cackled while giving her speech, which made her seem even scarier… "And all this while I have to gather all the containers slobs like you leave all over and see to my shop across the road… Well, no matter, I already called the police and they will apprehend you, you dirty bath defilers!"

While we started looking for a way to make it past the old lady, without hurting her and without coming into contact with the improvised weapon she was wielding with great expertise, the police arrived. And then the cat was out of the bag… in our confusion we hadn't realised that my skirt was still in a bunched up position revealing without a doubt to all that I was NOT female.

The charges of Improper Public Behaviour and Exposure were upped to Perversion, Cross Dressing, which I hadn't thought was a public offence, the way the officer who took us in said it, though, proved it was a very bad thing, and Sex with a Minor…

Omi might get off the hook with a reprimand and some social work I hoped while waiting for interrogation, but I was obviously in for a long stay. And above that was the fear that Kritiker might just decide to eliminate me, before someone figured out I should be dead, tantamount in my mind.

Then out of the blue waltzed in my Omi and he said that they had dropped the charges and that we were free to go. For a minute I thought that maybe he had brainwashed the policemen, but well such things as brainwashing and convincing people of something through pure mind power only exists in b-rated science fiction films… (A.N. Still has to meet Schu…)

So we stepped out of the police station, me looking over my shoulder the whole time to see if someone tried to stop us, and Omi grasping my arm so tightly that I was sure it would be bruised for days afterwards.

As soon as we were out and a good block away, though, I could no longer stop myself from asking what had provoked such an unlikely change of heart given the position of that police officer Takanawa.

It was a sheepish Omi that answered me. "Well," he said blushing in the cutest of ways, "I threw a temper tantrum, said that I loved you and that they couldn't separate us…"

"And that stopped them?" I considered astounded.

"No," said Omi, a surprised expression on his own face "but the fact that I knew Inspector Takanawa's habit of keeping some funds to himself did… Also, well the other officer, Masumune-san, she was very sympathetic, kept saying kawaii[1] over and over, after I told them that I loved you …"

"You did?" I asked uncertainly. Only to be reassured by a nod and the sweetest of all the things my beloved had ever told me. "And I do Ken-kun, love you, I mean," explained Omi, "it took the idea of not seeing you for several years to make me realise that. I mean… I would die of sexual frustration at the very least!"

Well I could have hoped for more but then I am the sort of guy who is content with what he has and one day, maybe, I will get a more romantic declaration… For true Love always wins in the end!

I am trying to stop watching the Princess Bride, I swear!

That day was the one when my real life started, before that, it was just rehearsals.

Owari

End of 5/5!! Finished! YAY!

Hey Schwarz companion fic anyone?

Erm anybody still there and alive? If you are there hit the three legged table will you? In other words review!! ^.^

Notes:

[1] kawaii = cute, duh.

Hope you liked this Sardius!

Many, many thanks to all the kind people who took the time to review:

Sardius For all your support and encouragement and for being a great friend: THANKS!!!!

Hele Yes, I know, not enough Aya in this fic for us fangirls of the gorgeous redhead… But there shall be other occasions! ^___^

Crystal Okamino Oh well the chibi did get sedatives! Too many of them so they no longer work!!! Oh the horror the poor Weiss boys have to face!!

Kasra Helps Kasra off the floor… Sorry you OK? Well, anyway, I did get more out… Sure hope you survived the rest of the thing! ^.^;;

Enna Namo Insane? Ohoh and this from the gal who writes Fours assassins? Check it out people awesome story! Yes well I do deserve the comment, that is sure!!! I have been wondering about my sanity or lack thereof while writing this!

Pink Bunny Ohh you too think Ken is a poor helpless jock? That makes two of us ^___^ smirks. And well thanks a lot for taking the time to read most of my stuff and for your encouragement. Oh and you can stop crying I am working on With my eyes wide open, I honestly am!

Sky rat Well glad you enjoyed and that you appreciated the quality of the guides our dear Ken-ken managed to secure!

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Akurei Thanks for your insightful comments they have given me soo many bad, bad ideas… evil grin. Especially about Schwarz meeting Weiss… ahahahah, cough, I am fine no worries…

Cousin D Last but not least! Hope you enjoyed the end of the story! More `proof' that little Omi is a naughty, naughty boy… ; P it runs in the family after all!

And gals and guys if there are any, as thanks for being some of the my first reviewers ever… If you want it, once I get to it, cough in a couple of years cough, the Schwarz companion fic will be for you! Your encouragement spurred me to get this out that much more quickly than foreseeable at a time where RL stunted most of my writing projects. Thanks!

Additional thanks go to the wonderful Neko for her efforts in making this readable!

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