Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Portrait of an Assassin as a Young Man ❯ Go West young man... WEST I said! ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Weiss characters! Can I borrow them? Please?!!!!

Sobs…

I am just playing with them, OK? I won't ruin them… much. Come on it's just for a `good' laugh…

Also I do not own any other anime characters mentioned in this `thing' proper disclaimers in the AN at the end of each part. That said on to…

PART 4: Go West young man… WEST I said!

Anyway, as I was saying, to alleviate Omi's depression I started taking him around to try and enjoy himself.

First there was the Mount Fuji excursion…

>"There Omi! These are our guides, Sagara Sanosuke-san and Hibiki Ryoga-san[1]. They are the best guides there are! Imagine that; for the Mount Fuji expeditions they bring along victuals for three weeks and have all these necessary gadgets too …" babbles on a cheerful Ken while introducing two messy haired, bandanna wearing, sturdy brunettes carrying enormous backpacks.

"Ano, Ken-kun," hesitates the young blond, "the trip should only take about half an hour after we leave the last bus stop and why would we need explosives, forty kilos of catnip and seal pelts for? Just to make a few examples…"

"Tsukiyono-san" interjects the smaller and stockier of the two guides, the one who had been introduced as Hibiki-san, "you are perfectly right. We don't need the explosives cause should we get stuck in one of the boundless caves on mount Fuji we could surely free ourselves with our secret techniques of the Breaking point and Sanosuke-kun's Futae no Kiwami. Should we, however, run out of ki then explosives are the best choice. Also, well lions love catnip as we have been able to discover on a former trip on Mount Fuji. And the seal pelts are absolutely necessary in case of ice. Running away from an enraged polar bear is mightily difficult unless you are using those."

Before a flabbergasted Omi can manage to observe that caves, lions and polar bears aren't found on Mount Fuji, though, Ken has already gotten him buckled safely into the beaten down car of their travel guides and somehow they have ended somewhere close to Novosibirsk.

Four weeks afterwards in the shop…

"Mmmh" comments a blond `slut' while busily kissing his boyfriend's neck and looking at the card addressed to the pervert and the slut that the postman has just delivered, "so they're in Africa now. This photo sure is lifelike, wonder if they used a 100 ASI or a 200 one… you can practically count that lion's teeth. Oh look, he has a cavity in that one, the one about to bite Omi's leg… Still, I think the chibi should have had more sense than to disturb a lion. Think he's all right?"

"Nh," answers back the redhead holding the card before turning it, "he should be by now. He signed this three weeks ago, and it was after the fact, obviously."

Reading from over his boyfriend's shoulder, the blond observes after looking at the date, " Mmh yes the stitches should be out by now. We should take an extended lovers' holiday too once they get back. " <

Then there was the Kyoto one.

>"Muraki-san and Oriya-san[2] were kind enough to offer for us to stay at their hotel even if they are overbooked like everyone else due to the occult and black magic festival taking place, aren't we lucky Omi?" Cheerfully observes the soccer fanatic while dragging the whimpering teen along.

Much later that same night a drugged, well more drugged than usual, Omi is laying on an altar covered in blood traced symbols. An unconscious Ken is hanging from black bindings on the wall. A creepy looking white haired man in a white suit, that looks a whole lot like someone our heroes will meet at a later time and who will forever gripe about not having foreseen said meeting, is caressing the unconscious blond's face while fingering a wicked looking carving knife.

As the man cuts away Omi's clothing though, the boy ,due to his high resistance to all kind of drugs, comes to and upon seeing himself naked and a man hovering over him comes to the obvious conclusion.

"Ohh I'm getting some, cool!" enthuses the teen before latching onto the man's mouth and groping him firmly through his trousers.

What follows is too horrible to contemplate; suffice to say that two days afterwards the younger members of Weiss are back in the flower shop: Ken refreshed from a long uninterrupted sleep and for once not sore in unmentionable places and Omi relaxed after a very satisfying `tour' of Kyoto's beauties, or rather of one beauty in Kyoto.

Somewhere else one very achy and very sore Muraki-san vows to his surprised friend that he shall never ever be a bad boy again!<

TBC…

End of 4/5!

Don't really know where this came from… So how bad does it suck? Please do tell!

Author's notes:

[1] Not mine! One from Ruroni no Kenshin and the other from Ranma . Watsuki-san's and Takahashi-sama's respectively. They make for great guides ^.^;;;; or how to get lost in a closet with only one door in three simple lessons…

[2] Not mine either they are from Yami no Matsuei, belonging to Yoko Matsushita and other important people.