Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Crossover With Non-anime Series Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Android Nappa ❯ Prologue ( Prologue )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: all celebrities will be portrayed by Anime and Cartoon Characters, none of which I own. This is a parody of the Adult Swim show ‘Robot Chicken’ which I do not own. All anime and cartoon characters belong to their owners.


Prologue:

(The scene is in the White House in the Justice League episode ‘A Better World’.)

Superman was indeed angry and not just ‘I got a freaking speeding ticket while trying to save the world’ angry, no. It was ‘you killed my buddy so I am going to use my laser-eyes on your brain you F***ing bald bastard’ angry. President Lex Luthor had killed the Flash on live TV and the Justice League was well, pissed off. So Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman decided to handle things and in ‘to handle things’ I mean blasting into the White House, beat up the Secret Service and kill Lex. But something was off and Superman would see that in the Oval Office.

After fighting though over a hundred Secret Service Agents and Soldiers, Superman soon reached the doors, blasting them open with his heat vision. “LUTHOR!” Superman shouted angry as he entered only to stop. On the floor, in a fetal position, was no other then Lex Luthor, sucking his thumb like a little baby, tears flowing like waterfalls. The look in Luthor’s eyes was that of a human that had seen Hell, pure terror. In all his years, Superman never saw anything like this. Suddenly, he hear a deep laugh, a British like laugh that sent chills up his spine. Turning to the desk, Superman saw the source of the laugh. No other then Yami Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh.

“Welcome, Superman or should I say ‘Clark Kent’?” Bakura said, smiling like a demon. “You know, you look much taller on Television.” The Man of Steel glared at the evil Anime villain. “What did you do to Luthor?!” Superman yelled, stomping over to the deranged white haired Duelist. “Not so fast binky boy.” Another voice, this time from the President’s chair, said as the chair turned to reveal Marik Ishtar, Rare Hunter and Tomb Keeper. “It seems we have the upper hand over you, Superman.” Marik said, “As for what we did to baldy there, we showed him THIS!” Suddenly Marik held up in his hands a folder as black as the night. Superman gasped “No…Not that!” He said. What Marik had was something only known as ‘The Gimp’. An evil that was so terrible, it made even Satan fear its power. The Gimp was the WORSE HENTAI PICTIURE EVER!!! So bad that it made strong men turn to weaklings, so bad it made Darkseid coward before it! So bad that I am not allowed to tell you what it looks like because even describing it will cause heart attacks, stroke, insanity, explosions of the head, sheer terror or even cause the end of the world as we know it!

“Yes, we showed the GIMP to Luthor!” Bakura said, “And now your friends will be doomed to another fate!” Bakura soon pushed a button revealing a large flat screen TV, showing the hallway where Batman and Wonder Woman were. Suddenly the two fell down a trapdoor that had opened under them then closed once they fell in. “WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM??!!” Superman yelled. “They are in the basement, being forced to watch the most evil show ever.” Bakura said, “My Little Pony: Generation Three.” “Now that is evil!” Marik said, “besides, I liked Generation one better.” “And that proves you are gay.”  Bakura stated.

“I AM NOT F**KING GAY!” Marik yelled, “Just because I like My Little Pony: Generation One, Read Yaoi and stoke my Millennium Rod like a Phallus symbol does not mean I am homosexual!” “Oh, I did not know we were in Egypt, because it looks like you are in Denial.” Bakura retorted. “Anyways, if you like to know what we are doing, Superman, I think we can tell you, as there is nothing you can do to stop it!” Superman glared at the evil Duelist.

“You see,” Bakura started, “Me, Marik and a few other villains, anti-heroes and a few so called ‘good guys’ were brought together by a powerful being to help in bring about our rule of Pop Culture!” “Yippy dippy!” said a very chipper voice; suddenly a pink pony appeared, bouncing up and down to Marik and Bakura. “Ah, Superman, I like you to meet our new ally in the conquest of Earth, Pinkamina Diane Pie from Equestria, otherwise known as Pinkie Pie.” Marik said. “You like a Cupcake?” Pinkie asked, holding a tray full of cupcakes. The Man of Steel just glared at her. “Anyways, our dark master founded our new organization, The COBRA MOON, to help all of us in taking over all the internets!” Marik said and laughed.

“The only problems that stood in our way was Luthor and your so called ‘Justice League’.” Bakura continued, “But after today, not even you can stop the great and powerful COBRAWOLF MEIJI!!!” “I will stop you!” Superman said, advancing on the trio. “We’ll see about that!” Marik said, holding up another folder, “you see we have photos of you and Supergirl on an outing and putting a new twist on the term ‘Kissing Cousins’!” Superman stopped. “Oh, are you sweating?” Bakura said sarcastically, “Is there Kryptonite around here or are you as scared as Henry VI when he was haunted by the Ghost of Joan of Arc?”

(Cutaway: 1431)

King Henry VI of England was going to his bed “Ah, what a good night, now that that bitch, Joan of Arc is dead!” he said happily as he tuck himself in and blew out the candle. As he lay asleep, he suddenly heard a voice “Henry…oh Henry” He heard. “Who? What?” Henry asked when suddenly, the Ghost of Joan appeared.

“I’m haunting you!” It said as it floated near the King’s bed. Henry soon let out a scream that was heard all the way to Kyoto, Japan.

The Castle had to be aired out for the next ten weeks afterward.

(End Cutaway)

“You see Superman, we outsmarted you!” Marik declared, “Our master’s plan is already in action, soon people will read a fanfic that will blow their minds and it will start with PUSH THE BUTTON NOW, PINKIE!” Before Superman could even move, Pinkie Pie pressed the Button of Doom….Superman’s Doom.

(CNN Report)

“Today, Video and pictures came to ALL news channels around the world showing Superman engaged in sexual acts with Supergirl, who has been identified as his own Cousin!”

(NERV HQ, Tokyo-3)

Gendo Ikari spat out his coffee when he heard the news. “WHAT THE F**K?” he yelled. Every one in NERV was also in shock, even Rei Ayanami, who fainted when they soon showed said video of Superman and Supergirl doing the ‘horizontal tango’.

(Crown Arcade, Juban-Anzu prefecture, Tokyo)

All nine Sailor Senshi, in their Civilian Forms turned green at the news. “Odd,” Minako, aka Sailor Venus, said “I always thought he was homosexual.”

(Quahog, Rhode Island)

The Griffins were as shocked as the rest of the world. Stewie was more shocked with one thing. “Good lord! Can they even show that on TV!?” He asked, even through only Brian could understand him. Quagmire suddenly popped out and said "Giggiddy giggiddy goo!”
(Café Mew, Tokyo)
The Mews watched the news in horror……all but Purin (whose eyes were covered as she is 10 years old) and Zakuro. “Now we know why Superman hated the changes in The New 52.” Zakuro said calmly.
(Equestria)
Many ponies fainted when they saw the news, even Celestia was shocked. “And I thought this was a PG Fanfic?” she said.
(Domino City)
Yugi Moto had to be taken to the ER after he started bleeding from the nose after seeing the news.
(The Law Offices of Sebben and Sebben.)
“I smell law suit!” Phil said. The others in the building had more horrified looks, save for Harvey Birdman, who had a call from Metropolis from one Lois Lane…..
(Back in the White House.)
Superman was in shock. For the first time since he had ever known, he had been outsmarted by two effeminate looking boys and a pink party crazed pony. His life had been ruined. “NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” The once well respected superhero screamed, going down on his knees and started crying like a baby. The two Yu-Gi-Oh Villains soon laughed. “Ohhh, I don’t know why, but I want to laugh to!” Pinkie Pie said and joined in the laugher
(Somewhere in Joplin, Missouri.)
Watching the Defeat of the Man of Steel, three people smiled. One was the evil Droid General Grievous, leader of the Separatist Droid Army. The Second one was no other then Psychic Duelist Akiza Izinski from Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds “Well, it seems your plan worked, Izinski.” Grievous said. “It was more Yusei’s plan.” Akiza said, turning to the third figure who was seated in the chair. “With Superman out of the way, we can start ‘Operation: A.N’ now, Lord Meiji-sama.”
The third person, dressed in samurai armor and wearing a mask, looked at the screen. “Good.” Cobrawolf Meiji said, “now we can start this fanfic, but first, it is time for Nappa to catch a bus.”
(In some city in the US)
Walking down the street was a large bald Saiyan known as Nappa, yep, Nappa from Dragon ball Z. People ran away not only because he was known to blow up cities after five minutes off hearing annoying Ice Cream truck……..
He was also the worse singer in the Universe.

“I got a Lovely bunch of Dragon balls and Saiyan blood Beat yaw down!” He sang very badly, mixing up lyrics. He was very poor in the brains department as his IQ was 0.5 and he also had a Pokemon craze as she tried to capture Pokemon, or what he thought were Pokemon.
He did not know that he was about to die and be brought back as a Cyborg.
“What a good morning to be alive,” Nappa said, “a Good day to catch Pokemon and to sign to the ..”
CRASH!!!!
A Greyhound bus suddenly flew into Nappa, hitting him with the force of a rocket at the speed of light. He never stood a chance.
“Oh good god! Some fired a bus from a railgun and killed Nappa!” Vegeta said with very fake concern. “Oh well, better get rid of the evidence…I mean weapon that could hurt someone.” Soon Vegeta tossed the Railgun Cannon into the sky and blew it up with his Big Bang attack and walked away.
A Shadow soon came over Nappa’s dead body. That shadow was that of Doctor Gero, just as the Robot Chicken theme started up. Taking Nappa’s body to his Lab, she soon started turning Nappa into a Cyborg, who got up and stared out with his robotic eye as the title for this fic soon appeared…

Pinkie Pie: It’s Alive!!!

Dr. Gero soon strapped Nappa to a Chair facing a wall full of Televisions showing parts of the fanfic that was to be known as “Android Nappa”
And it had begun!

Now a Message from Cobra Commander:
Please Read and Review this Prologue or we will show to the Gimp! Hail Cobra Moon!