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Meta-Braineater... And Dumbledoor Goes Home [Chapter 2]

Harry, Ron, Duo and Wufei where sleeping in a big heap of pillows in an eligant dining room when Heero rushed in.
"Guys, wake up! We've got a situation!" He yelled.
"What is it?" Ron yawned, but before Heero couid answer, the mechanical voice of Harry's meta-wand chimed in,
"Black Dragon Zeta 4989 Alpha 22 36 Jump Drive Tiger Mutilater has re-apeared in Tokyo."
"How... How did that thing know?!" Heero said, amazed.
"Meta-wands are the very latest in magical mobile suit tracking devices." Harry explained.
"You bought it with your parent's money." Ron grumbled.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Harry asked.
"NOTHING... NOTHING." Ron stated very firmly yet sarcastically. Wufei drew his sword.
"There is no time to waste, asking why..." His mind wandered back... Back to 1941...

[FLASHBACK]

Wufei looked into Anzu's deep blue eyes. "You're the most beautiful card-player I've ever played cards with," He said
"Stop..." Anzu said said.
"I wish to spend my whole life running away with you." Wufei stated.
"Don't talk like that..."
"I mean it. I mean every word."
"Please don't... You'll only hurt yourself." Anzu turned away from him, unable to hide her emotion.
"You are like a rose with thorns," Wufei said very poetically and romantically, "I risk getting pricked each time I come see you here. But I'd gladly take that prick. You can prick me til the clock hits morning, I could be into that, but promise me one thing..." He said fallowed by more ...s, "Promise me you won't betray my location to my enemies." He put his hand on her shoulder. Anzu turned and looked at Wufei, and with tears steaming down her face, she cried out, "Get out of here NOW!!" Wufei lifted his hand up to her soft, pale face and ran his hand through her deep brown hair. Then he turned around and drew his sword, just in time to cut down the android had been right behind him with his hand on Wufei's shoulder. As he scanned the room for more foes, Anzu stood up and left quietly. But she left behind one card, "Lady of Faith..."

[END FLASHBACK]

Wufei shook the cobwebs from his head and returned his focus to the matter at hand. Harry, Ron and the Gundam boys all climbed into Duo's Ford F150. Heero's T-Mobile Sidekick began ringing. Hermione was texting him the coordinates of Black Dragon Z-4989-A-22-36-JD-TM.

When they arived at the designated battleground, over fifty Dragon Ball Z characters where fighting off Black Dragon androids.
"We owe those guys one," Harry said.
"Hehe... What?" Duo asked.
"I said we owe those guys one," Harry repeated. Duo laughed at Harry's dorky English accent, but neglected to watch the road, and slammed right into the old station-wagon in front of him.
"We'll have to exchange information," Heero started, but Wufei got out of the Ford F150 and drew his sword. He turned and said,
"I'll deal with this." He marched up to the station-wagon's driver-side front door, and looked inside only to find that Duo had hit Dumbledoor! Wufei quickly put away his sword... and prepared to fight the Headmaster hand-to-hand.

"We've got an old score to settle, don't we Wufei?" Dumbledoor shouted as he climbed out of his car.
"I read somewhere that to Talk is during battle is a cheap act." Wufei remarked.
"Probably in a FAN FICTION--" Dumbledoor exclaimed, then he charged foreword and came at Wufei with a dragon kick. Wufei narrowly side-stepped it and unleashed a crawl cyclone attack, which Dumbledoor narrowly avoided. He then moved foreword and latched a hammerlock onto Wufei's right arm, then kicked him in the back of the knees. He then put a half-nelson on Wufei's left arm, and hybrid-suplexed him onto the concrete. Wufei was knocked out cold. "Sponge Comfort Gripper," Dumbledoor remarked.
"what's that?" Harry said, confused.
"It's simple," said Dumbledoor, "A Ball Point Pen That Retracts With a Twist."
"I think I understand," Harry said. He really didn't. There was a long pause. Then Dumbledoor turned to Harry and said, "I'm moving back in with my parents."

AUTHORS NOTES:

WEEEE Chapter 2 is finally done! ^____^ I had some difficulty with exactly HOW MUCH I should give away concerning Wufei and and Anzu, but I think I enlightened you all enough FOR NOW LOL ~____^ Now it's on to subchapter II, which I must start right away! Cheers!