Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ A Night at Mai's ❯ Episode 5 : No time for goodbyes ( Chapter 5 )

Author: Hikari tells me that she is evil…I have to balance out good and bad here so I will join in

Narrator from Pokémon: Nooooooo, He is evil!!! Don't let him

Author: Shut the fuck up…I'm not that evil and it was going to be one of my many avatars that I sent in…now lets see which one…

Narrator: Run for your lives!!!

Author makes a Gesture and the Narrator is blown away: Now I got to pick someone who would be believable in this world…That takes out the Catboy…hmmm…The mad hatter and the crazy bunny king also out of there…ah screw it.

The Catboy falls from the sky and bounces once when he hits the ground: ow…

Para: well would you look at that

Dox: A guy fell from the sky and looks like a cat

Catboy: hey, who are you?

Para: You fell where there are no locks

Dox: but we are still the brothers Paradox!!!

Catboy: Great I fall in and right away there is a pair of loony toons

Para: We are not from a cartoon

Dox: We are real you big buffoon

Catboy: Where are all the other people?

Para: They are all at Yugi's house.

Dox: If you want to get in there you be as quiet as a mouse

Para: They kicked out Dino Duelist Rex

Dox: Just because they're having sex

Para: If you want to see the deed

Dox: Then our warning you will take heed

Para: Don't make anything go boom

Dox: Sneak quietly into Yugi's room

Catboy: Thanks; I think I'll do that

Para: Good, now go without worry

Dox: And if you want to see I suggest you hurry

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Joey: God, no stop that

Yami: I think it is perfectly normal

Joey: But it is my sister

Yami: Well I think your sister is hot, Joey

Bakura moaned

Serenity sucked on Bakura's cock more

Mai: go girl!!!

Tea smiled, snuck up behind Mai, and rubbed Mai's pussy while she kissed her neck

Mai moaned

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Kaiba was beginning to worry: The water is getting closer to my face…

Catboy came up behind him and untied him: you gonna be okay guy?

Kaiba: Just wait till I get Joey back for that!!!

Catboy: okaaay…

Kaiba rushed into Yugi's room and burst out laughing

Catboy walked in

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Catboy walked in to see Joey on his knees pleading with Serenity to stop sucking Bakura's cock, Kaiba laughing and pointing at Joey, Mai and Tea rubbing each other's pussies and kissing, and Hikari sticking to Yami.

Catboy: I think I'll be leaving now

Mai: I don't think so

Catboy: what?

Tea and Mai jumped the Catboy

Catboy: Hey! I don't even know your names

Tea and Mai worked at undressing him

Tea: I'm Tea

Mai: and I'm Mai

Catboy: Hey! Stop you don't know my name

Mai: We don't need to know your name

Tea: What is your name?

Catboy: Chris…please stop…I came here for a reason

The evil fanfic writer known only as Hikari Briefs (Fanfic writer from hell) takes over.

Hikari: YES! I AM TAKING OVER AGAIN! BUAHAHAHAHA!

Back to the fic...

Mai: Reason being...?

Catboy: Um...Ah...Err...

Kaiba Storms in.

Kaiba: JOEY YOU ARE GOING TO PAY!

Kaiba grabs Joey's wrists and throws him into Yugi's closet. A box was in his hands...

Catboy blinks twice as the closet door slams.

Serenity finishes sucking Bakura and walks over to Tea and starts kissing her neck.

Tea: Mmmmm...

Bakura: Oh my god...

Bakura starts jacking off again.

Just then, Kaiba walks out of the closet dressed as Utena from Revolutionary Girl Utena...

Just then, The screen goes gray. Hikari Briefs walks in and says "Hey, it's me we're talking about! You know Utena is going to be mentioned!" She leaves and the screen goes back to normal.

Kaiba: Joey! Come out here!

Joey: Hell no Kaiba! I WON'T!

Kaiba: Oh yes you will!

Joey: Make me!

Kaiba grabs Joey and pulls him out. Everyone starts laughing at Joey because he is dressed like Anthy from Revolutionary Girl Utena. He was in Anthy's rose bride clothes (You know, that long red dress?). He was also wearing the crown.

Joey: What's with the plastic Sword of Dios look-a-like, Kaiba?

Kaiba: I thought I might find some use of it.

Joey: Like what?

Kaiba grins.

Kaiba: Well, I could stick it up your ass.

Joey's widdened.

Joey: Forget I asked...

Kaiba: Now it's time for MY revenge!

Kaiba grabs Joey and pulls the dress up and pulls down his underwear.

Kaiba: Give me the power to fuck Joey!

Kaiba holds the Plastic Sword of Dios look-a-like high in there air before sticking it up Joey's ass. Joey screams.

Joey: OW! THAT FUCKING HURTS!

Kaiba: Quiet, Rose Bride.

Joey: I AM NOT THE ROSE BRIDE!

Kaiba: Yes you are.

Kaiba takes the Plastic Sword of Dios look-a-like of out Joey's ass.

Joey: Thank god.

Kaiba: Heh...

Kaiba pulls his pants and underwear down and thrusts into Joey.

Joey: OH SHIT!

Kaiba: Yum.

Kaiba thrusts in and out of Joey.

Joey: Oh! Ah! Eeee! Ooooh! Ahhhhh!

Weevil walks into the bedroom and sees Kaiba fucking Joey.

Weevil: Hmmm...

Weevil sneaks up behind Kaiba, pulls down his hands and underwear and thrusts into Kaiba.

Kaiba: HOLY SHIT!

Kaiba thrusts in and out of Joey as Weevil thrusts in and out of Kaiba.

Catboy: This is freaking me out...

Mai: Hey Catboy...Want some?

Catboy: Err...

Tea: You know you want us!

Catboy: Erm...

Mai and Tea finish undressing Catboy while undressing themselves. Tea starts sucking Catboy's cock and Mai starts licking Tea's pussy.

Catboy: Damn this is good...Man...

Tea: Mmmmrrrppphhh!

Mai: Mmmmmm...

Weevil is still fucking Kaiba, who is still fucking Joey. Suddenly, Kaiba comes into Joey and Weevil comes into Kaiba. Kaiba turns to face Weevil.

Kaiba: Who told you you could ass fuck me?

Weevil: No one. I just wanted to.

Kaiba smirks

Kaiba: Bastard...and you're not even dressed up.

Joey puts his underwear back on and puts his dress down as Kaiba puts his pants and underwear back on.

Kaiba: Now Weevil, I think you should dress up like me and Joey...

Kaiba puts Weevil into Wakaba (From Revolutionary Girl Utena)'s school uniform and does his hair like Wakaba's.

Catboy comes into Tea's mouth and Tea swallows it.

Mai stops licking Tea's pussy.

Catboy flips Mai over and enters her. Mai starts screaming in pleasure.

Serenity has started sucking Bakura again.

Yugi is all alone.

Yami: Hey Yugi, Hikari and I are going to go into the closet. Wanna join?

Yugi: No thanks. I'm going to check out what's going on with Bakura and Serenity.

Yami: Suit yourself.

Hikari: You don't know what you're missing!

Yami and Hikari go into the closet.

Yugi walks over to Serenity and Bakura.

Bakura comes into Serenity's mouth and she swallows it.

Yugi: Lets have a threesome.

Bakura: Okay.

Serenity: Okay! I get to have sex with two boys.

Joey can't see Serenity because Kaiba and Weevil ganged up on him and were now getting revenge for Kaiba.

Yugi enters Serenity, making her scream in pleasure as Bakura sucks on her nipples.

Serenity: YUGI! YOU ARE GOOD AT THIS!

Mai is too busy being fucked by Catboy. Tea is being fingered by Catboy.

The scene goes gray and Hikari Briefs comes out. "Okay, I'm handing this to the author again," She says before throwing the author in middle stage and walking out.

Author sighs: My avatar never completed his mission but now he would be missed if I just destroyed him…

Narrator from Pokémon: ahahahaha

Author: get back to the next freakish pokemon story!

Narrator: They kicked me out for being annoying

Author: I can understand why

Narrator: That hurts…

Author: back to the story

Everything goes back to normal, well at least normal by the standards of this story

Chris (formerly known as Catboy but never changed) Mai and Tea all came

Chris: Ok so which one of you is Hikari? I came to fix the balance of power between good and evil and since she is supposedly the most evil thing here I am supposed to take her out and back to the real world where she has to cope with real people. I also brought an atomically correct, life-sized, Duo action-figure incase that would help

Mai: Oh Hikari is busy right now in the closet but while you are waiting for her you can have us again

Chris: I really need to get on my way

Tea: Why are you in such a rush?

Mai rubbed Chris's back: Stay a while

Chris: but what about the breathing, life sized, atomically correct duo action-figure?

Tea: I dunno

Kaiba dropped Weevil and Joey: What? The life sized, breathing, atomically correct Duo action figure? I have been searching all of my life for that. I must have it!

Chris: Tough! It is for Hikari! Sort of a parting gift from this world…

Hikari peeped out of nowhere: I like Yami better!!!

Chris sighed: Alright I am out of here before the world ends

Hikari: The world is really going to end

Chris: Yes and we both need to get back to writing fan fictions

Hikari: But I like it here with Yami

Chris: and if you don't came back to the real world with me then everyone including Yami will be toasted

Mai: I have this eating feeling that tells me that we are missing something horrible

Tea: He said something about the world ending

Para: And indeed he is right

Dox: All will end by the god's might

Para: You don't believe in that brother

Dox: I was forced to learn by our mother

Chris: Shut up both of you!!!

Para: but we are-

Chris: Shut Up

Dox: and we can-

Chris: look I am late already either Hikari comes back with me now or the world ends and I don't think anyone wants to spend there last minutes on this planet listening to tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber…

Para: Hey that was mean

Dox: We will beat you as a team

Chris fades out

Hikari fades out

Mai: cool!!! I want to do that

Pokémon Narrator: And so our heroes-

Author: Shut up!

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