Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Alternate Dimension Tournament ❯ McFluffy and Kemin's Duel ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2:Duel of Kemin and McFluffy

Kaiba:So,is it my turn to smack this loser stupid?

Joey:You talk to much!Shuddap!

Kaiba:Shuddap?Don't you mean `shut up'?

Joey:Yeah,but it's my accent!

Kaiba:Say "Play a bit on the old mandoline over the fire in Grandpa's closet".

Joey:Why? "Play abit own da ould mandolion ova da fia n Granpa's claset".

Kaiba:See!You talk funny!

Tea:How pathetic.

Kaiba:What'd you say?!?!

Tea:I said,Yugi's match is starting.

Kaiba:No you didn't

Tea:Yes I did!

Kaiba:No you didn't.

Tea:Yes I did!

Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah

McFluffy:ENOUGH!Shut yer traps an' get ready for me match,argh!

JoeyLWhy do you talk so funny?

McFluffy:Well look who's talking,argh!

Joey:Don't you start with me!

McFluffy(mocking):Done youz stard wid me,argh!

Yugi:Enough!Let's just duel!

YUGIOH!!!!!!!

Transformation music plays and Yugi changes to Yami Yugi.

McFluffy:So,are yer ready,argh?

Yami:Yes.I'll put 3 star chips on the-

McFluffy:Whaddya mean `star chips',argh?

Yami:I mean-Oh,never mind!

Both:Duel!

McFluffy:Argh!

Yugi:I will start the battle off with my Celtic Gaurdian,in attack mode!

Whirling light;Celtic Gaurdian appears with weird elven grunting.

Tristen:Why does he always do that?

Tea:What?

Tristen:Play that dumb card!It's close to the weakest card in his deck!

Tea:So?It's fun to watch it get sacrificed or backed up by the Kuribo.

Tristen:Guess you're right…

McFluffy:HARAHAR!Argh,is that the best ye can do?I summon Bunny Flying Ship in defense mode!

Large blimp appears.Hideous "Blargh,Gar,"and "Grar!" sounds are heard from inside.Large cannons and a giant sail extend out of the ship's hull.

Yami:I've never seen that card before!

McFluffy:That's cause it doesn't exist in your world,argh!But just wait and see it's effect,harhar…

Yami:Hmmm…

Bunny Flying Ship:ATK 1500,DEF 2000

Effect:Add 200+ATK for each Bunny card on field.

Yami:You attack with Bunnies?That's weirder than Pegasus's Toons!

McFluffy:Argh,not quite.

Yami:Well,for my next move,I shall play Gaia the Feirce Knight!

Gaia appears on the field with sword slashing sound.

Yami:Attack!Destroy the Bunny Flying Ship!

McFluffy:Oh!That's a tough un,argh!

Yami:It's your move.

McFluffy:Yes I know.I'll play this card face-down on the field,and place this trap.Heh heh,your move,argh.

Yami(Thinking):Grr!Why does everyone always do that!

Yami:Ok!I will have my Celtic Gaurdian attack!

McFluffy:Oh will you?Harhar!

Flips over trap card.

McFluffy:The Mutiny In The Ranks trap card applies,argh.

Mutiny in the Ranks:Opponent monster with lowest attack power shifts attack to opponent monster with highest attack.Life points are deducted from opponent.

Celtic Gaurdian slashes at Gaia who retaliates.Celtic Gaurdian is destroyed.

Tristen:See!?

Yugi's LP down.Subtract 900.1100 LP.McFluffy has taken the lead.

McFluffy:HARHARHAR!Argh!

Yami:It's your move.

McFluffy:Yes I know!Stop sayin' that,I'm thinking.Yes I know.This will do just fine!I play the Captain's Hook card,and attach it to the face down card. Next I will switch the card into attack mode and launch an assault,argh!

Bunny wearing bright red cloak appears with orange fur.A large rusty hook appears on his hand.

Fire Rabi:ATK 1800,DEF 1500.
Effect:Add 250 ATK for each fire type card in play.

Captain's Hook:Add 600+ATK to one Bunny type card.

Fire Rabi shoots fireball at Gaia.Gaia is vanguished in a puff of smoke.

Yugi's LP -100.Yugi's LP is now 1000.McFluffy still in lead.

McFluffy:Now what,argh?

Yugi:Ha!You're monster may be tough,but mine will be tougher.I play Curse of Dragon!Next,I'll play Reborn the Monster and Polymerzation!

Reborn!Gaia the Feirce Knight!Fuse with Curse of Dragon to create:Gaia, the Dragon Champion!

Gaia the Dragon Champion appears in a burst of light.2600,2200,for those who aren't familiar with him.

Yami:Destroy the Fire Rabi!

Lance smashes into Fire Rabi,shattering him like glass,only furrier.

McFluffy's LP -200.McFluffy's LP=1800.McFluffy still in lead.

McFluffy:Harhar!Now I play Bunny's Bell!

Bunny's Bell:Draw up to 4 Bunny type cards from the Graveyard.Discard one card in hand.

McFluffy:Resummon Fire Rabi and Bunny Flying Ship!Next,I play Polymerization to create:Bunny Fire Ship,argh!

Giant metal ship with huge flamethrowers appears in a puff of smoke.

Bunny Fire Ship:ATK 2600,DEF 2500.

Effect:None.

McFluffy:HAHAHAHAR!You can't beat it,argh!

Yami:That's where you're wrong.First I play Horn of the Unicorn, boosting Gaia's attack to 3000!Next,I attack,with Gaia the Dragon Champion!

Lance pierces ship's armor.Ship explodes in a furious rain of fire.

BAAAAGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

McFluffy:No!Argh!I surrender.I can't defeat that card.

Places hook on deck,accidently cutting through deck.

Yami:You fought with a strong deck,but your heart was not truly in touch with blahblahblahblahblahblah….

McFluffy:Shuddap!Argh!

Yami:…Yes.Of course.

Joey:Phew,I was scared he was gonna do that `Open Your Mind!' thing.That thing creeps me out.

Tea:…Me too.

Kaiba:Me three.Hey,isn't it your turn next,Joey?

Joey:Yeah.It is my turn next.

Kaiba:Yeia,it is mai toin naixt.

Joey:Shuddap!

Kemin:Alright,Joey Wheeler.Are you ready to fight?

Joey:Of course!Always ready!

Kemin:Then let's start.

Joey:Yeah!I'll play Garuziz,in attack mode,and place this trap on him.

Garuziz appears with roar.1800,1400.

Kemin:Hmm.Alright,I can go with that.I'll play the Crimson Chaos Girl,in attack mode!

Woman with ong red hair and orange fiery dress appears,weilding a large demonic sword in one hand with peircing green eyes.

Crimson Chaos Girl:ATK 2000,DEF 1000

Effect:None

Kemin:Crimson Chaos Girl,attack!

Joey:Not so fast!Kunai Whip Chain blocks your attack and boosts mine 400! Garuziz,destroy that chick!

Kunai whip chain slams into Chaos Girl,destroying her in a burst of flames.

Kemin's LP-200.LP 1800.Joey has taken the lead.

Kemin:Formidable attack.Alright,next I'll play the Demon Sky Slayer!

….

Joey:Well,where is she?

Kemin:That's the fun of it!You won't know until I attack!Which I will now! Demon Slayer,attack!

Blue firey lady flies out of sky at incredible speed,and attacks Garuziz.

Joey:Haha!She can't be strong enough to destroy him!

Kemin:Oh can't she?

Garuziz falls in half with a deafening screech.

Demon Sky Slayer:ATK 2400,DEF 900.

Effect:Monster may only be attacked by winged beasts or dragons.

Joey's LP -200.Joey's LP 1800.LP matched.

Joey:Dragons,eh?How about Red Eyes Black Dragon and Block Attack!

Red Eyes Black Dragon engulfs the now defense mode Sky Slayer in a blast of fire.There is a peircing wail as she vanishes into black embers.

Joey:Haha!

Kemin:Grrr…I'll play Black Enchantress,in attack mode!

Very attractive lady with long black hair appears.

Joey:Wow,that's a good lookin' card!

Kemin:Thank you.It's not only attractive though.

Black Enchantress:ATK 1500,DEF 1500.

Effect:Subtract # of cards in hand times 150 from opponent's LP when this card is played in attack mode.

Joey:1...2…3…4!I got 4 cards in my hand!That means I lose 400 LP!

Tea:No,you lose 600.

Joey:Phew!Hey,that's worse!

Joey's LP is now 1200.Kemin has taken the-

Joey:Not for long!

Red Eyes Black Dragon destroys enchantress.

Kemin's LP is now 400.Joey has taken the lead.

Kemin:Not for long!First,I play another Black Enchantress!Next I use the Black Magic Text!

Joey:Is that a computer font?

Kemin:No!It's a mystic scroll enabling me to draw one Dark type card from my Graveyard and place it on the field in attack mode!

Joey:Oh no!

Kemin:Oh yes!I resummon my 1st Black Enchantress!Their power combined means you lose 1200 LP!!

Joey:1200-1200=…15?

Kemin:Of course not.You're obliterated.I hope Yugi is more of a challenge!

Joey:I lost,Yug.

Yugi:That's okay,even though it might be the 3rd or 4th time it's happened.

Joey:Thanks.You always no how the give me a needless amount of sympathy!

Tea:What are friends for?

Raven:Putting you back together after I'm through with you!

TO BE CONTINUED!