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Bustopher Jones: The Cat Around Town

*As Grizabella walks out of sight, Demeter steps forward and sniffs at the air. From the other end of the Junkyard, a round tuxedo cat wielding a gigantic spoon(*) [BUSTOPHER JONES] approaches. Quaxo, noticing him, quickly alerts the other cats.*

Jennyanydots

Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones

Bombalurina

In fact he's remarkably fat

Jellylorum

He doesn't haunt pubs

Jennyanydots

He has eight or nine clubs

All three

For he's the St. James's street cat

Jennyanydots

He's the cat we all greet

As he walks down the street

*Bustopher Jones approaches the toms who all have their paws out.*

Jennyanydots

In his coat of prestigious black.

*Quaxo bows to Bustopher Jones.*

Bombalurina

No common place mousers

Have such well-cut trousers

Jellylorum

Or such an impeccable back

Jennyanydots

In the whole of St. James's

The smartest of names

Is the name of this Brummell of cats

*While Jennyanydots, Bombalurina and Jellylorum are singing their next part, Bustopher Joes approaches the queens, Munkustrap steps in front of them. After a pause, he straightens up and salutes to him, Bustopher Jones smiling and returning the salute. Relaxing, Jones waves Munkustrap away.*

All three

And we're all of us proud

To be nodded or bowed to by

Bustopher Jones in white spats

*As the toms sing, Quaxo slides behind Bustopher Jones and playfully tugs at his tail before rolling away.*

Toms

In the whole of St. James's

The smartest of names

Is the name of this Brummell of cats

*Behind them all, Skimbleshanks is bringing out a large hat and places it down for Bustopher Jones to sit on.*

Toms

And we're all of us proud

To be nodded or bowed to

Bustopher Jones in white spats

*Bustopher Jones walks over to the hat and frowns at it. Skimbleshanks looks at it before turning around and dusting it off with his tail. Jones finally sits. Beside him stands Munkustrap and Quaxo helps to highlight some of his lines.*

Bustopher Jones

My visits are occasional

To the senior educational

And it is against the rules

For any one cat

To belong to both that

And the Joint Superior Schools

For a similar reason,

When game is in season,

I'm found, not at Fox's, but Blimps

I am frequently seen

At the gay Stage and Screen

Which is famous for winkles and shrimps

In the season of venison I give my Benison to

The Pothunter's succulent bones

And just before noon ,

Not a moment too soon,

To drop in for a drink at the Drones

When I'm seen in a hurry,

There probably curry

At the Siamese or at the Glutton

If I look full of gloom

Then I've lunched at the Tomb

On cabbage…

*Quaxo smiles*

Rice pudding…

*Quaxo licks his lips*

And mutton

*Quaxo grins and runs his tongue over his teeth*

All

In the whole of St. James's

The smartest of names

Is the name of this Brummell of cats

And we're all of us proud

To be nodded of bows to by

Bustopher Jones in white -

Bustopher Joes in white -

Bustopher Jones in white spats

*Bustopher leans back to kick his feet and Quaxo and Munkustrap turn to other cats to talk. After a moment, the two look back to see that Bustopher Jones is falling and they quickly pull him up. Except they pull too hard and Bustopher Jones goes flying forward but Quaxo catches him.*

Jennyanydots

So much in this way

Passes Bustopher's day

At one club or another he's found

It can be no surprise,

That under our eyes,

He has grown unmistakably round

He's a twenty-five pounder

Bustopher Jones

Or I am a Bounder

Jennyanydots

And he's putting on weight everyday

*Etcetera makes a face*

Bustopher Jones

But I'm so well preserved

Because I've observed

All my life a routine and I'd say

*As Bustopher Jones continues to sing, he walks by the toms (with Quaxo following), who have lied up with their paws out, tapping their arms.*

Bustopher Jones

I'm still in my prime

I shall last a long time

Jennyanydots

That's the word from the stoutest of cats

*Bustopher Jones knocks Tumblebrutus over with his spoon.*

All

It must and it shall be spring in Pall Mall

While Bustopher Jones wears white -

*Bustopher pretends to play golf with the spoon*

Bustopher Jones wears white -

Bustopher Jones wears white…

Spats

Bustopher Jones

Toodle pip.

*Suddenly, the lights start flashing and a siren is heard, followed by screeching tires, frightening all the cats and causing Bustopher Jones to flee. Staring around fearfully, Demeter suddenly looks up.*

Demeter

*spoken; fearfully*

Macavity!

*The other cats gasp and, with the exception of Munkustrap, flee. For a few moments, Munkustrap looks around cautiously to make sure there is nothing there to harm the cats, he quickly leaps away(**). As soon as he is gone, a loud evil, victory giggle is heard witch is quickly silenced by a loud "SSHHH!" noise.*

(*)GIGANTIC SPOON!!! Gigantic spoon in fun to say ^^ Just yell it out: GIGANTIC SPOON!!!

(**)I have always thought that something like this goes through Munku's mind at that moment: *look around; look around; thinking* There are no cats around…? Good. Screw the brave charade - I'm outta here! *flee* ^^

;_; I want my scanner back!

Kura : *points at scanner* It's right there!

Angel: Then I want my program back!

Yami: What do you want to scan in so bad?

Angel: My pic of Sexeh Teazer! *holds up pic*

Teazer: *looks at pic* … Oi don' look loik tha', do oi?

Angel: You do now.

Teazer: … Ok…

Angel: Now, Cettie-girl, your questions answered in order: Yup, yup and no. Me an my onesan couldn't think of anyone who could play Jones, but oh well. Be prepared for Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer which should be coming out today or tomorrow - depends on when I want to upload the fic and when ff.net wants to post it. *cuddles Teaser and Yami and flips on Disclaimer Box*

DB: -~- Angel does not own YuugiOu -~- … -~- Angel does not own Cats -~-