Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Detention With A Killer ❯ The Killer Strikes, All Hopes For Sanity Are Lost ( Chapter 3 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

A/n~ See, aren't I nice? I post two chapters in one day. Actually, If I felt like it, I could finish this all today. I already have the chapters written. ^_^ Too bad I'm not nice enough to actually post the other ones yet 0_0

michew: Thanks! I have a fan!

MarikandCloe: I told you I would eventually put Bakura in it!
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|| Chapter 3 ||


"It's Bove!" Joey said, with the air of someone who had come to the conclusion that the moon was in fact made of cheese. Sarah, however, quickly put a damper on this theory.

"There's blood on the blackboard, Joey! I don't think its because he ran out of chalk!" She insisted.

"No, it's fake, it's all fake. Bove's pullin' some elab'rate hoax" he explained.

"Why?" Duke asked.

"Well, why does Bove do anything'? To teach us something" Yugi answered.

"What's she trying to teach us?" Tea asked, turning to face him as she spoke.

"To pay attention or we die" he replied simply.

"Oh, you're nuts" she said, putting another damper on another theory the boys had so easily "thunk up".

"Hey, stop attacking me, okay? You've given up your right to attack me!" Yugi complained.

"This doesn't make any sense" Sarah said, who was frankly scared to death and looking for some quick answers.

"It does if you've seen as many horror films as I have" Joey said, suprising them all. "What? You all should know by now that da T.V. owns me. Besides, when I watch T.V. I don' care what's on as long as I get ta watch somethin'" He explained while they all stared at him.

"Anyway" he continued. "Dis is classic. Da locked door. Da scary Janitor named Bob. Da bloody warning, and our soon-to-be first victim" Joey finished, pointing at Duke when he said the last bit about the last victim.

"Me? Why me?" Duke said, looking awfully confused. Yugi helped clear him up.

"Well, Duke you certainly don't think its going to be one of us!" Yugi told him while the rest of the cracked up. But their laughter was silenced bumping noise.

"All right, you're the horror film expert, what's that?!" Sarah asked Joey, while standing on a desk. Joey slowly backed away from the door.

"Dat's the sound of our beatin' hearts, it signifies our heightened fear that somethin' horrible is 'bout to walk through dat door right now!" Joey said, and the door opened to reveal MALIK AND BAKURA!!!!!!

"Hi-dee-ho" Malik said as the door swung open. Bakura gave him a weird look that told everyone to fear for his sanity. Malik had his Millenium Rod in his arms. They walked into the classroom.

"Who bled on the blackboard?" Bakura asked as Malik played with his Millenium Rod, waving it wherever he randomly walked and staring at it lovingly like a Mother Hen.

"What're you guys doin' here?" Joey aske them.

"Bakura and I had the hankering for causing some havic; missed the fun of controlling people's minds, you know?" Malik told them as Bakura went over to investigate the blood.

"Hey, did you guys see Bove out there?" Yugi asked the pair of them.

"Nope, not a soul. Actually it was kind of creepy" Bakura told them.

"Why creepy? Why was it creepy? Why'd you creepy? Why creepy?" Tea asked, now showing how scared she really was.

"Um, I think it had something to do with Bob the Janitor" Bakura said.

"I knew it!" Joey told them.

"See, when we were wrecking havoc, we went in the locker room to change, and there he was pushing the squeaky bin, and emptying the wastebaskets" Bakura finished.

"Well, that's not so creepy" Tea said, turning to Yugi as though to offer some consolation to him if he was still scared.

"Oh yeah, and there was blood coming out of the showers" Malik said, who was always happy to offer some kind of danger to someone relieved. Tea gasped.

"Hey Malik, how was the pressure?" Yugi asked the crazy Egyptian, while Tea gave them both a disgusted look.

"Oh it was really great. I had all this soap in my hair...got it all out!" Malik told him. Joey felt it was time to bring this conversation back onto a planet they all recognized.

"Blood in da showers? This is straight out of dat horror film classic, "Blood in the Showers!" No, dis ain't the work of Bob. Dis is da work of a diabolical master villain!" Joey said triumphantly.

"Mrs. Bove?" Ron asked.

"Absolut'ly Bove. I just feel so bad dat Duke has to be da first one to die."

"I really wish you'd stop saying that" Duke told Joey.

"So what do you think Bove's trying to do, mutt?" Bakura asked Joey, but Yugi answered for him.

"I think she knows we're too old for detention to scare us, so she's turned the entire school into a house of horror."

"Dr. Boves' House of Terror!" Sarah said, looking terrified.

"This doesn't scare me, nothing scares me! And Tea doesn't belong to your best friend Yugi anymore, and if I wanna borrow a pencil from her I will, and what're you gonna do about it?" Duke declared.

There was a sudden power failure, or, the lights were turned out, because some creep in a mask that nobody saw turned them off. Everybody screamed. When the lights did turn back on, Bakura was holding Malik-and his Millenium Rod-in his arms.

"You put on a little weight since the last time you were scared?" He asked Malik intrestedly.

"Yeah, a little bit" Malik answered back. Sarah screamed again. Joey walked over to her.

"No, no, no. Ya scream when da lights go off. Ya scream when da lights go on, it takes away from da first scream." She screamed, yet again, and louder and longer this time while pointing ahead.

"Now ya are just bein' loud" He told her, as everyone looked around to where she was pointing. Everyone gave a horrified gasp. Duke was dead-he had been ironically struck in the forehead with Tea's big pencil. Yugi, who was always a little slow anyway, and was either never told not to go near a corpse, or just was told and forgot about it afterward, walked up to Duke while everyone else had backed a good 20 feet away, and pointed at him as Duke began to slide down the wall, marking a line from the pencil the way down.

"We'll always remember he was that tall" Yugi told them, pointing to where the mark had began.

"Oh my god, they killed Duke. You-" Malik stated while the rest of them ran out into the hall.

((A/n~ What a perfect place to stop... I think I'll make this chapter longer then the others though...))

Loud, raunchy music began to play as they ran into the hall.

“Welcome To Domino High, where you are gonna die, that’s right...”

“Bove, Boce ya are so low budget,” Joey said, shaking his head in dissaproval and amusement.

“Wake up Joey, this could not be Mrs. Bove!” Tea told him, always the voice of reason (a/n~). Joey turned to her.

“Oh what? So dere really is some psycho killer on da loose, would ya rather believe dat?” He asked her dubiously.

“OH MY GOD!” Malik screamed.

“WHAT? WHAT?” Yugi asked him, terrified at the sudden outburst.

“My Millenium Rod’s gone too!” He answered.

“No its not, I’ve got it,” Bakura said, handing it to him.

“Oh good!” Malik said, hugging it as he spoke. ((A/n~ Does that surprise anyone?))

“Look, I don’t care who’s behind this. I’m scared. Can we please get out of here?” Tea asked Joey.

“Of course not. Bove’s da only one wit' all da keys to all da doors and dey’re already sealed by now.” Joey answered calmly.

Everyone except Joey looked at each other. Then they all made a mad escape toward the nearest exits.

“Help! Help!” They all screamed.

“Why won’t ya believe me? It’s all so predictable,” Joey said as they ran back to him.

“Oh yeah? So what happens next?” Bakura asked.

“First dere’ll be some strange shrouded figure creepin' behind us dat none of us'll see,” Joey said.

They all turned one way and the aforementioned strange shrouded figure ran out behind them. They all turned around and sighed in relief as he dissapeared from view.

“Den de lights'll flicker and Bove'll pop up and reveal her master plan to us,” Joey finished, and sure enough, the lights flickered and the same music as before was heard.

“Here’s a knife, here’s a gun. There’ll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight!”

Once again, Joey was right. Bove popped up while the lights were flickering. Everyone gave an “Ohhh,” of relief and amusement and walked over to her.

“Mrs. Bove you have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Duke, obvious choice, but the pencil, I mean Kay, that was genius,” Yugi told her.

“I knew it was ya all along. So come on, what was da big lesson? What were ya tryin' to teach us?” Joey asked her, patting her on the back as she spoke.

Big mistake. As Joey patted her on the back, she fell to her knees, then face first onto the floor, revealing a pair of scissors in her back. Tea fell to her knees too.

“Oh my God, they killed Mrs. Bove. You bas-!” Malik screamed as he ran back into the classroom. Joey alone remained outside in the hallway.

"I was wrong!” He said.
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A/n~ There! Ya Better love me for that! You're lucky I finished that before Inuyasha came on or else it would have been left and forgotten. Plus, that was the longest chapter I've written so far. Ja'Ne!