Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Detention With A Killer ❯ Too Good To Be True... ( Epilogue )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
A/n~ Okay, here is the whole 'epilogue'' thingy to Detention With A Killer . It's going to be edited though, just so I can insert some Tea Bashing ^_^

|| Epilogue ||

"Who was the twenty-fifth president of the United States of America!" Mrs. Bove shot at Yugi. Yugi stood quickly by his desk.
"The twenty fifth president of the U. S. of A. was William McKinley, M'am, Mrs. Bove, M'am!" Yugi answered, sounding as though he had swallowed A History book on America, a talent only Sarah usually possessed, as he sat down. Mrs. Bove gave him a high five. She turned to Tea.
"Bristol, Miss Gardner," she said to Tea. Tea stood up by her desk.
"Gee, I don't know, I only know things about friendship. You actually stumped me, Ma'am Mrs. Bove, Ma'am!" Tea answered, adapting a look of confusion Yugi would normally carry as she sat back down. Mrs. Bove laughed loudly at this, thrilled with herself. She turned to Joey.
"Mr. Wheeler, Bristol," she said. Harry stood up like his classmates had.
"'Da only city in Japan where Tea isn't allowed, M'am Mrs. Bove, Ma'am!" Joey said happily, and sat down immediately afterward. Mrs. Bove did a little secret handshake with Joey to celebrate his success. Now she turned to Renee. She decided to ask something she didn't even know the answer to.
"The Pythagorean Theorem, Miss Tinberg," she shot at her, finally expecting defeat. Little did Mrs. Bove know, Sarah's parents had insisted on her attending a class on Algebra back in her early school years. Sarah stood up, grinning.
"A squared plus B squared equals C squared, Ma'am Mrs. Bove, Ma'am!" she said triumphantly. Mrs. Bove looked thunderstruck for a moment, then pumped her fist in the air in success. She thought she could begin the lesson, then Yugi stood up again.
"Actually, I've written a thesis which can dispute her theory, all in which I owe to you, Ma'am Mrs. Bove, Ma'am. Come on everybody, let's give a hand to Ma'am Mrs. Bove, Ma'am!" Yugi announced, and everyone stood up to applaud her. Bove shrugged and turned away modestly, as though it was nothing. She went to sit back at her desk, when suddenly the scene around her dissolved.woke up to Yugi's less-than-subtle whoop of laughter. She looked around at here class, and realized fairly quickly for a middle-aged woman she was being pelted with crumpled up parchment and inky quills. It was as though a loud, disruptive party had been ignited in her very classroom. She turned to Joey to gain back some control, which was definitely a mistake.
"Bristol, Mr. Potter! Bristol!" she yelled over the din. Joey stopped throwing things at Yugi to answer.
"75th state. Major export: Tortillas!" he shouted back, as though they were standing at opposite ends of the country.
"Arriba!" Sarah trilled with her tongue as she threw today's homework up in the air. They were all overly excited about the "Mysterious death" of Tea Gardner. Mrs. Bove was horrified and her blood was boiling over the fact that they were so happy. She grabbed a pair of scissors lying on her desk and looked at them piercingly, as though deciding which student she should cut up first. The students continued partying.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'm finished! What did ya think?It sucked.::whimpers::::is hidden in the background with a video camera::I hate you!Idiot!Baka ni baka!Wench!Man-whore!hour later~~and Bakura are snogging while Malik video tapes the whole thing, sending the images to a very angry Marik::