Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ My Friends and Holes Posse in Blues Clues Land ❯ AHH! Joe=EVIL!! ( Chapter 1 )

Hey guy's I'm just bored, so I've created me and Squid in Blues Clues Land. Well here it is, and the character 'Jazmine is me'

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One summer night, in Campbell, California, four friends were sitting around waiting for popcorn. They were being REALLY bored.

Jazmine: *making popcorn* It's done. What do you wanna do now?

Ariel: Watch Holes?

Lauren: YAAY!!

Shannon: STAAAAANNNNNNNNLLLLLLLEEEEHH!!!!!

Everyone: O_O

Ariel: Okay.

Lauren: Hmmmmmm….

Jazmine: SSSHHHHH!! It's starting…

Then everyone watches Holes, the movie when...

Zigzag on TV: HEY! We can get out ya know.

Squid: Good idea! *Climbs out*

Jazmine: *about to attack, then stops and thinks about what happened in Holes Anonymous*

Zero: Good idea

Every D-Tent boi: *climbs out*

Ariel: O_O??

Lauren: What the hell happened here?

X-Ray: I dunno. Who are you?

Ariel: I'm Ariel, and that's Lauren, Shannon, and Jazmine. *Points to each girl*

Squid: *looks around* Nice place ya got here.

Jazmine: o_O R-Reall- *gets cut off by nephew*

Alex (nephew): WEEEEEEEEE!! ZAZA, I WANNA TV!! ^_______________^

Jazmine: Fine, I don't really care. -_-;;

Lauren: *switches channels*

Jazmine: Domo Arigato, Shuko-chan! ^_^

Lauren: ^_^

*Blues Clues starts*

Joe: Hi, guess what kids?

Kids: WEE!! ^_________^

(Real World)

Squid: I hate this show.

Jazmine: Me too!

Squid: It would be funny if someone got zapped in this show or something like…..AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Jazmine: Hahahahaha-AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

*4 hours later*

???: Hello? Friends are you up?

Jazmine: *slowly wakes up* Where am I?

???: You're in the mystical land of hand motion Blues Clues. I am Joe, and this is Blue, my brother's dog! ^__________^

Blue: BARK!

Joe: Koolies My friends are up!

Squid: O_O No way in he-

Joe: HELLO FRIENDS!

Jazmine: SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Joe: *gasp* we do not talk like that friend.

Squid: My name ain't friend it's Squid. >:(

Jazmine: Yeah, and I'm Jazmine.

Joe: Okies! Friends, wanna play a game? ^_^

Squid and Jazmine: We do not want to.

Joe: Why?

Squid: Because you suck!

Joe: Everyone, jump along in the flowers with me!!

Everyone: NO!

Joe: Don't be stupid! *Drags Jazmine*

Blue: BARK BARK BARK!!

Joe: You're right Blue! We don't know what show we should watch!

Blue: WOOF! *Puts paw print on screen*

Squid: O_O!! What the he.........

Joe: HELLO!

Jazmine: O_O

Joe: That's a good idea, Blue! We'll play "Blue's Clues" *does hand motions* to find out what game we are going to play!

Joe: Let's go find the first clue! *Begins "walking" as background begins to change*

Squid: OH MY FUCKING GOD!

Jazmine: HAHAHAHA!

Periwinkle (Peri): HI JOE!

Joe: HELLO! ^___^

Peri: Whatcha doing Joe? And who's your new friends, and do you wanna see a magic show?

Joe: Squid and Jazmine!

Jazmine: *crosses arms* I am not your friend.

Joe: *ignores her* did you say magic show? Ooh!

Squid: *rolls eyes* BOO! I HATE MAGIC SHOWS!

Peri: *cries* No one wants to see my magic show!

Joe: :( PEOPLES watch the magic show!

Everyone: *sighs* -_-;; Fine.

Peri: Okay. I'll make an apple disappear! (Has a cloth and an apple)

Peri: *puts cloth over apple* Arvada Kavadra Ala Kazamm! Look over to the right!

Everyone except Joe reluctantly looked.

Peri: *hides apple behind stool* TADA! See it disappeared!

Joe: Ooh…^_^

Squid: Oh my god, you actually believed that? He put it behind his stool!

Peri: *mutters* Shit…Joe I have to leave bye!

Kids: Joe, a clue a clue!

Joe: I know Periwinkle's trick was cool! ^_^

Kids: No A CLUE!

Joe: WHERE! *Runs around a jillion times*

Clue: *a Blue plushy in front of Joe's face*

Squid: It's in front if your face, idiot!

Joe: WHERE?

Jazmine: IN FRONT OF YOUR

FACE YOU FRRIGIN RETARD!

Squid: O_O

Joe: Oh now I see it! Kids I found a clue! ^_______^

Kids: ^_________________________________^

Squid: You wish!

Lalaine: *sings from background* every time a star falls from the sky.

Jazmine: SHUT UP! *Throws a pillow at her*

Lalaine: You have hurten my feelings, why not throw a pillow at Hillary.

Hillary: *sings in her mediocre voice* WHY NOT.

Squid: GAHH!! (Attacks Hillary Duff)

Joe: So what was our clue?

Squid: A Blue plushy thing.

Jazmine: Yeah, and I figured out Blues Clues.

Squid: Yeah the stupid fucked up dog wants to watch Blues Clues.

Joe: *gasp* you said a naughty word! Besides, Jaaazzmine we need to find 2 other clues!

Jazmine: NO WE DON'T!

Joe: Yes

Jazmine: No

Joe: Yes

Squid: NO WE DON'T WE ALREADY FIGURED IT OUT WE DON'T NEED ANYTHING!

Joe: We need our………. handy dandy notebook!

Squid: I can keep track of clues in my head.

Jazmine: Me too

Joe: *gasp* Wow such neat talents

Squid and me: -_-;

Joe: *draws the thing*

Jazmine: It doesn't even look like that plushy thing.

Joe: You and Squid make me feel special. ^____^

Squid: eh…. *Scoots away*

Jazmine: SQUID LOOK!

Peri and Blue: *on top of roof about to fall off*

Joe: OH NO!! *Runs to save them but goes on wrong side*

Squid: HAHAHAHA!

Jazmine: ^______^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oops, boo hhoo! How sad *fake tears*

Joe: NOOOOOO!!!

Blue: @_@

Peri: x_X

Squid: MUWAHAHAHAA!

Jazmine: *stomps on Periwinkle* MWAHAHAHA!

Squid: Good idea! *Stomps on Blue*

Peri and Blue: O_O

Joe: Come on, let's find the second clue!

Blue: *instantly blows up*

Squid: o_O_o??

Jazmine: Joe look, another stupid *cough* I mean, prettiful clue!

Joe: OH MY GOD WHERE!? *Runs around*

Kids: It's over there!

Joe: Where? *Looks wrong way*

Kids: Other way!

Joe: Oh! I see it! It's a word that say's "Clue"!

Jazmine: Well, no duh. -_-;

Squid: Is my life over yet? V_V

Jazmine: No, is mine? v_v

Squid: No v_v

Both: V________V

Joe: *draws clue* see! IT'S PRETTIFUL! ^____________^

Squid: *sulks* -_-;

Random Bass Voices: Mail time…mail time…MAIL TIME!!

Joe: Come on! *Drags Squid and Jazmine*

*Inside house*

Joe: *Throws Jazmine & Squid aside*

Joe: *sings* here's the mail…… it never fails.

Squid: Huh?

Joe: It makes me wanna wag my tail.

Jazmine: Tail?

Joe: When it comes I wanna wail.

Squid: What?!

Joe: MA……IILLL!

Squid and me: O__O

Mailbox: Hiya Joe, I have one letter!

Joe: WEE!

Squid: Big Whoop!

Joe: *takes letter* It's a letter from our friends.

Jazmine: HA! That doesn't even say anything.

Squid: Yeah, you don't even know your own address!

Squid and Jazmine: HAHAHAHA!

Joe: *opens letter*

Jimmy-Bob: *in letter* Hiya Joe! *cheesy grin*

Jazmine: WTF? o_O??

Joe: Hi, Jimmy-Bob! ^____^

Jimmy-Bob: We're learning how to hula! ^_^

Joe: Coolies!

Squid: Whatever.

Jimmy-Bob: *pathetically attempts to hula* *falls down and dies* X_x

Joe: Okay, bye! ^_^ *Puts letter away*

Blue: *holds up sign*

Sign: Stop, there are no more clues to find.

Joe: YAAY WE'RE Finished!

Jazmine and Squid: HOORAY! ^______________________________^

Joe: But what is the show Blue wants to watch?

Squid: *sarcastically* Gee, I don't know.

Joe: Well let's see we got a Blue plushy and the word "Clue"

Kids: She wants to play *hand motion* Blues Clues!

Joe: Blue is that what you wanna play?

Blue: *nods*

Joe and Blue: (sings) WE SAT ON DOWN, FIGURED IT OUT. WHAT BLUE'S CLUES IS ALL ABOUT…. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE REALLY SMART.

Joe: (sings) now it's time for so long. Let us sing just one more song. Thanks for doing your part. You sure are smart....

Jazmine: YOU ARE NOT SMART!! YOU GET STRAIGHT F's!!

Joe: Thanks to me....and you...... And our friend Blue... We can do...anything....that we wanna do.

Squid: No you can't!!! LOOK AT MICHAEL JACKSON!

Jazmine: IF I COULD I WOULD BLOW UP THE WORLD!!

Joe: BYE KIDS! ^__^

Squid: Can we go home?

Joe: No, you must stay.

Jazmine: NO!

Joe: You need to make Blue's wish come true!

Jazmine and Squid: -_-;; *fall over anime style*

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Me: So what'd ya think squid, you and me!

Squid: Horrible

Me: It was kind of fun right?

Squid: 1/100 fun.

Me: R&R please and you may flame bye!