Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ My Friends and Holes Posse in Blues Clues Land ❯ Cheese monkeys, Ariel joins the fun, Dr. Bliss? Joe gone crazy?!!?!?! ( Chapter 2 )

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Squid: Look

Squid points to Jazmine in her fainted form

Joe: *Gasp* Let's take her in the house! ^_^ Tralalaallalalalalallaalaaa!

Squid: v_v

Squid follows, still in hopes of finding some intelligent life in the house. DON'T GIVE UP SCOUT!!!

*Real World*

X-Ray: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ariel: Poor Jazmine, poor Squid. I'm not your poor thing!

Lauren: That was a very badly done impersonation of Paige on the Degrassi episode "Shout" -_-;;

Shannon: Duh. Who wants to sing about rape? It is so freely tossed around in fan fiction these days. -_-;;

FF.Net Head Person: So right you are.

Shannon: Go away, nobody loves you!

FF.Net Head Person: WHY?! V_V

Shannon: You take away people's uploading reasons for BAAAAAAAAAAAAD STUPID reasons.

Ariel: You abuse your privileges.

Zero: You're a bad, bad, lady Mary Sue!

FF.Net person takes off the mask, and runs home, crying.

Ariel: O_O Whater, I'm gonna steal Jazmine's Harry Potter books. *Leaves room*

(*hand motion* Blues Clues Land in Joe's kitchen)

Squid: -_-; Grrr….

Joe: Tralalala!

Squid: Shut it!

Jazmine: *wakes up* What the he…………………………

Joe: ^_^ HELLO! YOU FEEL BETTER?!

Squid: With you? ­­

Joe: ^_^ FRIENDS!!! *Hugs Jazmine*

Jazmine: GRRRRR...Oooh… *Has an idea*

Squid: Wtf?! o_O??

Jazmine in thought: Ooohh. I'll call my fellow cheese monkeys. Then I'll grab a hunk of cheese, and have the monkeys make it into a monkey. Wait, that doesn't even make sense but oh well, then I'll tie it to a fishing pole and lure Ariel in!

Squid: What the…?

Jazmine: *finds cheese* PJB! JAMEERCA REPORT!

PJB: *flies over*Yes mame.

Jameerca: Master.

Jazmine: You see this giant hunk of cheese and make it into a monkey. While I find a fishing rod. *leaves room*

Squid: Interesting…

Jazmine: *returns with a fishing pole* Joe, do you even fish?

Joe: No. I ride on it, its fun! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Squid: O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O

Jameerca: DONE! *holds up monkey*

Jazmine: *ties monkey to rope*

(Real World)

Ariel: Heh, heh

X-Ray: HEY! LOOK A CHEESE MONKEY!

Ariel: MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!! *eats it while holding fishing pole.*

(Blues Clues Land)

Jazmine: *pulls Ariel out*

Squid: *falls over laughing* HAHAHAHAHA! LOSER LOSER LOSER!

Ariel: Huh? *looks around* WHERE AM I!?

Joe: *realizes Ariel arrived* YAAAAAYY! A NEW FRIEND! Hello friend, what's your name?

Ariel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'M IN BLUES CLUES LAND!!

Joe: My name is Joe. What's yours?

Ariel: Didn't he already ask that?

PJB: Short term memory problem.

Ariel: Oh, I see. *sighs*

Joe: What is your name?

Ariel: I shall never say that.

Squid: Her name's Ariel

Ariel: GRRR.........

Joe: Ooooohh.. A mermaid, are you a mermaid?

Kids: UNDER DA SEA! UNDER DA SEA!

Joe: Darling its better, down where it's wetter take it from me.

Jazmine: That sounded so wrong

Squid: Uh huh *nods head*

Ariel: What the he....

Joe: HELLO! ^_^

Ariel: What the fu....

Joe: FUN! FUN! FUN!

Ariel: Shi....

Joe: SHIBBY CHIBI SHIBBY! YEAH!

Ariel: Why does he always cut me off when I'm about to curse?

Blue: *holds up sign*

Sign: Blues Clues is for CHILDREN

Jazmine: What about all Joe's NC-17 shows?

Joe: *turns evil* WHAT THE H*** AM I DOING HERE?

Kids: JOE!

Joe: F**** you little @#$^$%*%^@! Burn in &^$%(&*$@%#@~

Blue: *Holds up sign*

Sign: The Blues Clues we find out is where is Joe?

Ariel: What the----?

Squid: Weird.....

Jazmine: *nods*

Everyone: *sighs and begins "walking"*

Anonymous French voice: Bonjour, 'ello 'zere. 'Ooh are you?

Squid: Hey, I'm Squid that's Jazmine, and that's Ariel.

Ariel: Hey.

Jazmine: Hi.

Squid: Who are you anyway?

Anonymous French voice: Mwa? 'Vell I am known 'az Mister Salt. (MS)

Squid: Have you seen the-?

MS: Oui, I have seen 'zee retard. He left a clue on the far right in 'zee living room.

Everyone except MS: THANKS! * "walks" to living room*

Kids: LOOK A CLUE!

Clue: *on table* *is an ADULT magazine*

Ariel: What is -HOLY CRAP!

Jazmine: So this is-WHAT THE HELL?

Squid: I did not-EWW!

All 3: MY VIRGIN EYES!!

Ariel: O.kay. so our first clue is a Play boy Magazine.

All 3: Disgusting.

Jazmine: I'm calling Dr. Bliss (A/N: From Hey Arnold) *grabs random phone and dials number*

Ariel: Oh, her she's just another friend of ours.

Squid: *Nods head*

Jazmine: Okay. Thanks, bye! *hangs up* She said she'll be here in 3 seconds.

(3 seconds later)

Dr. Bliss: *appears outta nowhere*

Squid: O_O

Ariel/Jazmine: *used to it* -_-;;

Dr. Bliss: So. we're in a f***ed up land huh?

Jazmine: Yeah, and we have to find the f***ed up host, by playing Blues Clues.

Dr. Bliss: *sigh* I HATE BLUES CLUES!!!

Squid: O_O

Ariel: Look * point's to footsteps heading outside. *

Everyone: *follows footsteps*

Kids: A CLUE! A CLUE!

Clue: *is a beer can*

Jazmine: Th-Th-this?

Kids: Yeah! ^_^

Dr. Bliss: Okay… A beer bottle…?

Squid: Isn't this show G-rated?

Empress of Cats: *pop out of nowhere* This fic is NOT G-rated so, it's PG-13 NYA NYA! *blows raspberry then disappears*

Ariel: Hey, that looks like you Jazmine!

Jazmine: *hiding behind bush muttering things* Huh, oh uhh..... HI SQUID!

Squid: O_O

Dr. Bliss: Eh.....

Ariel: Oooh........

Everyone except Ariel: o_O??

Ariel: Heh, heh look. *points to another sign*

Sign: Go toward the tree on your right, and there you'll find the next clue.

Everyone: *follows sign*

Kids: LOOK! A CLUE, A CLUE!

Dr. Bliss: A…err…o_O??

Squid: Look's like a pass

Ariel: *picks it up and reads it* It say's "Gay and Bi Strip"

Blue: BARK! *translation: Yes, very good* *hold up sign*

Sign: Good now follow the signs

Everyone: *follows the signs*

Everyone: *stops at a place called, "Gay and Bi Strip Bar"*

Sign: Good you made it, now go inside.

(In Bar)

Joe: *making out with HIS BROTHER*

One kid: MOMMY!! *cries*

Squid: O_O

Jazmine: J-Joe?

Joe: What the hell do you want? Can't you see I'm busy with Steve?

Kids: Isn't Steve your brother?

Joe: Yeah so-THIS OUR NC-17 SHOWS!! DAMMIT BOY MEETS BOY!! (A/N: There really is a show called that. I vowed to never watch it though.)

Steve: Oh well.

Everyone: O_O *Too freaked out and left*

(Outside)

Steve: *back to normal* Hey guys, Joe who are your new friends?

Joe: That's Squid, Jazmine, and Ariel. Who's she? *points to Dr. Bliss*

Dr. Bliss: Me, my name is Dr. Bliss.

One kid: *returns* ^_^

Blue: BARK! *translation: We need another Blues Clues to play!*

Steve: Yeah, you're right. I know, what's your favorite song? Mine is Old Mc. Donald had a farm. Joe, what's yours?

Joe: Baa Baa Black Sheep. Squid?

Squid: In too Deep by Sum 41. Jazmine?

Jazmine: Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin, I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones, and Can You Keep a Secret by Utada Hikaru. Ariel?

Ariel: Mine is Kieski by BoA, Audience by Ayumi Hamasaki, and Are You Happy Now by Michelle Branch.

Joe: NO! Blue what is your favorite song?

Blue: *puts paw print to screen*

Steve: I guess she wants us to play Blues Clues *hand motion* to figure out her favorite song.

Joe: YAY! I LOVE BLUES CLUES!! ^_________________^

Ariel: GRRR!!! I HATE BLUES CLUES!!! STEVE AND JOE ARE $$^(%$^$#&#$(&%#@@!!! THEY SHOULD BURN IN &*%$#~!@$!! *foams at mouth*

Squid: You have a colorful vocabulary, don't you?

Ariel: HELL YEAH!! YOU $*&$%@^@&@@~@!^@%$*#&(~%$%$*&&(()*^#@%!@#*%!!!

Squid: O_O_O_O

Jazmine: Whoa, intense!

Miriam Mc. Donald: Degrassi's 100 Most Intense Moments

Jamine & Ariel: WE SAW IT ALREADY!! SO SHUT UP!!

Squid: O_O

Steve: Guys we need to play *hand motion*Blues Clues!

Joe: YEA!

Kids: Let's start it already DAMMIT!

Squid: O_O I never thought I'd see 3-year olds cuss

Jazmine: They'll become just like us!

Ariel: We'll teach them to cuss, be annoying, weird, stupid, and negative outcasts!

Squid: I WANNA JOIN!!

All 3: YEAH! *high five*

Dr. Bliss: *sigh* v_v Have I been forgotten? -_-;

Joe: No you haven't ^___^ *about to hug Dr. Bliss*

Dr. Bliss: *hits and slaps him*

Joe: OWIES!! *pulls away* O_O…V_V *faints* (A/N: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA)

Steve: Hello? Are you okay? *holds up a sugar-free candy*

Ariel: *steals it* MWAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Squid: O________O

Jazmine: Errrrrrrr…..

Ariel: *eat candy and gets on sugar-free high* TRALALALA! BLUES CLUES!! I WANNA PLAY!! ^______^

Joe: *wakes up* WEE!! We'll jump in the flowies, and play in the sandbox, then we play store!! It'll lotsa funsies!

Ariel: ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ WEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Steve: YAY! SHE'S JUST LIKE US!!!

Jazmine: Noooooo!! This can't be happening, I know, *grabs emergency sugar kit* CHOCOLATE!!

Ariel: MOOOOO!!! *with mouth wide open*

Jazmine: *shoves it in mouth*

Ariel: Ooohhh..YUM!

Squid: O_O

Ariel: *turns back to normal*

Jazmine: Now to kill Joe…

Joe: FRIIIIEEEEEEEENNNNNNDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!! ^_____^

Steve: Joe? I gotta go, back to college! Byeeee! *waves*

Kids: BYEEE!!!

Squid: YOU SUCK!!

Ariel: DON'T COME BACK!!

Jazmine: WE HATE YOU!!!

Squid, Ariel & Jazmine: FUCK YOU STEVE!!!

Joe: *gasp* That's mean!

Kids: YEAH!!!

Jazmine: What's mean?

Joe: You said a baaaaad word!!

Jazmine: What was the baaaaad word??

Joe: It was---f…ugfhhdfhhdg…O_O I CAN'T SAY IT!!! *cries* WAAAA!!!

Kids: It's so horrible!! WAAAAAAA!!! *cries*

Squid: -_-;; Great…

Ariel: Now we have three-year-olds AND a full grown man crying!

Jazmine: Just great…

Squid: This sucks…

Ariel: No duh…V_V

Jazmine: Damn… :(

Squid: v_v

Ariel: v_v

Jazmine: v_v

DR. Bliss: VERY INTERESTING!!!

All Three: SHUT UP!!!

Dr. Bliss: Fine, I can see when I'm not wanted! *leaves headed to who knows where*

TBC