Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ My Friends and Holes Posse in Blues Clues Land ❯ Insanity, Yugi-Oh Characters...erm, Anzu is...interesting! ( Chapter 3 )

Hi! I'm BACK! A WITH A WHOLE NEW CHAPTER I HOPE YA LIKE! ^___^ Finally, Yuugiou characters in here! Shounen-ai warnings in future chapters!!

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Joe: Hi friends!! ^_______________^

Kids: HIII!!!

Jazmine lunges towards Joe, and laughs evilly, as Joe smiles innocently, and dances around, causing Jazmine to fall flat on her face, she chews on a piece of her fishnet sleeve.

Joe: Now that's not very nice! *cheesy grin*

Jazmine: Grrrrr…

Joe: ^_____^ *bounces out of kitchen*

*Real World*


Zero: I kind of pity those guys ya know? I wish I could help- AHHHHHH!!! *Gets sucked in T.V.*

X-Ray: See? Never say things you'll end up regretting.

Lauren: What? It wasn't like he said I wish I were in Blues Clues land-Oh crap-*gets sucked in TV. *

(Blues Clues *hand motion* land)

Zero: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *falls on his butt* OUCHI!!

Lauren: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *falls on couch* HEEHEE ^_^;

Zero: I hate you! -_-;

Joe: TRALALALALALALALA!!!

Jazmine & Squid: GET BACK HERE!!! SHUT THE $%^&*!@# UP YOU %&&^*^$#$#@~##%&**^%!!!!!

Zero: Colorful Vocab. O_o

Squid: Thank you Z…ZERO?!

Zero: YES! IT IS I!!!

Squid & Jazmine: Ehhhhh…. O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O

Lauren: We're not in…

Ariel: Unfortunately, yes we are. V_V

Dr. Bliss: *writing in notebook saying things aloud* It appears that the man named Joe apparently has forgotten we are supposed to be playing *hand motion*Blues Clues.

Joe: OH MY GODIVA! We totally forgot!

Squid: DR.BLISS!!! V_V YOU PENJEDA!!

(Real World)

Magnet: I wish I could tell him how to pronounce it right! GRRRRR- AHHHHH!!!! *gets sucked in BCL*

X-Ray: Why are so many people getting sucked in Blues Clues Land?

Tina: *appears outta nowhere* I dunno…do you, hot stuff? ^_~ *wink, wink*

Zigzag: O_O!! She's scary I don't wanna be here-AHHHH!!! *gets sucked in Blues Clues Land*

(Blues Clues *hand motion* land)

Magnet/Zigzag: AHHHHHHH!!!!! *fall on their booties*

Joe: What does Pen-adeja mean? *notices Zigzag &Magnet* Ooh! NEW FRIENDS!! ^_^_^_^

Magnet: It's PENDEJA DAMMIT!!!

Joe: *gasp* YOU SAID A NAUGHTY WORD!!

Magnet: Where are Ariel, Squid, and Jazmine?

Zigzag: I dunno…

(Random Place)

Squid: Are you sure?

Ariel: UH HUH!

Jazmine: Okay… *presses lavender button*

Characters: *Appear*

Ariel: Did we get Card Captor Sakura characters?

Jazmine: No… we got YUGI-OH CHARACTERS!!!!

Character1: *making out with Yugi* I love you aibou…

Yugi: I love you too Yami…

White haired dude: ewwww…

Ryou: BAKURA! You aren't like that when we…*kisses him*

Squid: O_o >_< GROSS!

Ariel: >_<

Yami: *looks at his surroundings* Whaaaa….? *dramatically/pale faced* WHY? WHY? WHY?

Bakura: What kind of faces are those?

Joe: HELLO!

Anzu: ^_^ HI!!!

Joe: A new friend! ^_^

Yami: -_-;; My worst nightmare…

Yugi: is coming true…

Ryou: this can't be happening…

Bakura: I'd rather be dead…Wait! I already am!!

Joe: ^_^ Does anyone wanna play *hand motion* Blues Clue? It'll lotsa funsies!

Anzu: I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY! ^_^

Blue: BARK! *translation: Guess whose coming?*

Joe: I thought we were finding out your favorite song…

Blue: BARK! *translation: It's `Mary had a Little Lamb*

Anzu: MINE TOO! ^_^

Crew (Basically Squid, Jazmine, Ariel, Yami, and Bakura): Retard…Retard…Retard…

Bakura: Gee, I didn't know Anzu could be this retarded…WAIT YES I DID!

Yugi: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yami: O_O

Bakura: GRRRR…. THAT'S MY LINE DA-

Joe: Danish pastries are yummy.

Bakura: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FU-

Joe: FUNNY KITTIES!

Bakura: *muttering* I'm surrounded by morons

Jazmine: I HEARD THAT! BAKA YARO!!

Ariel: YOU'RE MEAN!

Squid: What does that mean anyway?

Ariel: Do ya really wanna know?

Squid: Yes…

Lauren: are you sure?

Squid: TELL ME ALREADY DAMMIT!!!

Jazmine: It means stupid ba-

Joe: BANJO!

Empress of Cats: STOP CUTTING US WHEN WE CURSE DUMB A-

Joe: Abalone mmm… yummy

Anzu: WOW!! YOU KNOW BIG WORDS!!

Magnet: Abalone is a big word? Is cat a big one?

Anzu/Joe: A VERY VERY BIG WORD!

Zigzag: -_-; I NEED A LIGHTER! *walks away*

Dr. Bliss: *writing in her notebook hiding in bushes* It appears that these kids somehow made Yugi-Oh characters appear. I might've underestimated these kids. And Joe apparently made a new friend.

Bakura: *notices Dr. Bliss* HEY! WHO'S SHE?

Lauren: I dunno… OH YEAH! DR. BLISS!!

Bakura: Who's she?

Lauren: A friend… Bakura, guess what?

Bakura: What?

Lauren: Wattini d gigi!

Ariel/Jazmine/Dr. Bliss: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Bakura: Grrrrr…. *walks toward Dr. Bliss*

Dr. Bliss: *in tape recorder* It appears to me the white haired boy is walking towards me

Bakura: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Dr. Bliss: *in tape recorder* It appears to me the boy is speaking to me. *to Bakura* Sorry, I don't speak idiot.

Bakura: KCUS UOY!!

Dr. Bliss: *in recorder* He appears to be talking backwards. I'll try and communicate with him! DUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!! Upidstay!

Bakura: uckfe you!

Dr. Bliss: The tape is still recording!

Bakura: Dammit, dumb vet!

Dr. Bliss: SHUT THE HELL UP!! I AM A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST!! NOT A VETERNARIAN!!!

Bakura: Still recording… =-P

Dr. Bliss: Grrrrr…*turns off tape*

(Real World Ariel's house)

Danielle: *watching TV* HAHAHAHAHA!!

Anna: What are you doing Danielle…and why are you watching…Blues Clues…? O_O

Danielle: It's *hand motion* Blues Clues, to you!!

Anna: Weirdo…what are you doing?

Vince: Duhh… Yeah.

Danielle: ERR-NOTHING! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE ANYWAY?

Anna: Sheesh, I thought I was allowed here…

Danielle: WELL NOW YOU AREN'T GO AWAY!

Anna: *glares* Well SORRY! *leaves*

Danielle: Heh, heh, heh *watching TV*

TV Joe: n.n WEEEEEEEEE!!!

Squid: Where's Bakura?

TV Bakura/ Dr. Bliss: *arguing*

TV Jazmine: Does that answer your question? *Muttering* Hot, but a stupid moron

TV Squid: I HEARD THAT!!

TV Joe: ^_^__^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^____^ NO FIGHTING!

TV Squid & Jazmine: SHUT THE HE-

TV JOE: HELLO EVERYBODY!

TV Ariel: What if Danielle was watching this? Maybe she'd help us out, by building a machine to let us exit this hellhole!

TV Lauren: -_-; Good idea, but why would she be watching Blues Clues *hand motion*? And even though she's our friend, and your big sister I don't think she'd wanna end up here…

TV Ariel: V_V Okay…

(Real World)

Danielle: Huh? They need help; since I'm in an unusually generous mood today I'll build a machine to get them out! *Begins building a machine* Wait…I'm too lazy, it'll take too much effort! *Resumes watching TV* HAHA!!

TV Joe: n.n YOUR SO SPECIAL! (Brings out a magic censor machine)

(Hand motion* Blues Clues Land)

Ariel: What the hell is THAT?! *points to machine*

Joe: ^_^ It's my friend!!

Bakura: What pathetic mortal has a machine as a friend?

Yami: Err…it looks…

*Joe's magic magical machine is, plain hideous! It's fluffy and pink, has a heart shaped light up nose, and happy eyes…WAY CREEPY*

Squid: LIKE SHI…

Joe: ^_^ Shiitake mushrooms!

Jazmine: o_O??

Anzu: It's *does a gay hand motion* maaagical….*sparkly eyes*

Ariel: SAILOR DUMB!!

Empress: SHHHHH!!! You're spoiling secrets for possible sequels!!!

Ariel: v_v Sorry

Joe: No…this machine does MAGIC!! This is how I got you guys here!! ^_^

Squid: WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?????!!!!!

Dun Dun! What'll happen next?!

Pendeja: Asshole

Wattini d gigi: you're a dick

baka yaro: stupid bastard.

I hope you guys now understand those swear thingys.