Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh! and Fruits Basket's Murder of the Teletubbies! ❯ Akito's Demise ( Chapter 7 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

How ya doin'? This will be the last chapter of this fic. Thanks to a request from The_queen_of _Anime, this is gonna be a lot better than I imagined.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Fruit's Basket, or The Teletubbies.

Akito's Demise

*Everybody was celebrating the death of the Teletubbies. But they did not know what was to come in their future*

Yami: So what do we do now?

Duke: I dunno.

Me: Just wait. You'll like what happens.

Moon Rose: I'm kinda tired of waiting. Aren't you?

Kyo: I think the Authoress is planning something worth kicking someone's ass for.

Me: Yup. You will kick someone's ass.

Serena: Do we hafta? I mean we killed the Teletubbies. What more can we do for the world?

Momiji: She's right; we already did what we can do to make the world a better place.

Mai: I can't wait to see what happens next…

Melody: I know what's gonna happen next…

Me: Shut up, you don't wanna spoil a perfect story, now do you?

Bakura: Do you guys hear something?

Duke: No, what do you hear?

Bakura: Nothing, I just said that to start a conversation.

Joey: That's not a very good subject…

*All of the sudden, the doors to the studio open. They are all shocked to see who is standing there.*

Yuki/Kyo/Momiji: AKITO!!!

Yami/Bakura/Duke/Tristan/Joey/Mai: TEA!!!

Me: This is gonna get entertaining.

Serena: How the Hell is getting into a fight entertaining? We could get hurt!!! Or WORSE!!!!!

Moon Rose: What the Hell are you whining for?!

Melody: Stop arguing, and get back to the F***ing STORY!!!

Mai: Tea, what are you doing here?

Tea: I happen to have dance lessons in this studio. Why are you here?

Duke: I think you know.

Tea: Akito told me what you did. Please tell me it isn't true…

Bakura: You better believe it's true, ya exotic dancing whore!!

Joey: Wow. You'd think you'd heard it all form Bakura.

Tea: I'm not going to be your friend if all you do is bad mouth me!!

Tristan: why the hell would we want to be friends with you anyway? You can barely even say a sentence without using the word friend. It gets kinda annoying once and a while, you know!!

Duke/Bakura/Yami/Joey/Mai: THANK YOU!!!

Tea: You shouldn't scold me for that, it's not a very good sign of friendship.

Duke: Stop saying that word already!! It's driving me crazy!!!

Tea: What? That's mean!

Kyo: what the hell?

Mai: It's the girl always taggin' along, talkin' `bout friendship and all. It makes me want to kill myself!

Yuki: Yes, that is quite annoying, isn't it?

Kyo: Then it's settled! The friendship speeches hafta go!

Tea: But then… Who will talk about how important friendship really is..

Momiji: Who cares? Just get rid of it, before we get angry! >=P

Duke: I swear! If I hear that word one more time, I'm gonna hurl!

Tea: But why would I stop talking about it?

Kyo: Because we'll kill you if you don't!

Tea: I don't believe my friends would.

Yami: That's it, bitch! You're goin down! *pulls out a bazooka out of nowhere.*

Tea: Yugi, I know you wouldn't kill me. You're one of my best friends.

Yami: Before you die, I'll tell you this: I AM NOT YUGI!! I AM YAMI AND I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!!! See you in hell Bitch! *Fires the bazooka, but there is a forcefeild*

Yuki: What the Hell?

Kyo: Don't worry peeps! This is our problem too, so we'll help you out!

Tristan: Thanks, for havin' our backs, man!

Momiji: That's no problem at all.

Me: Moon Rose, Serena, Mellie-chan, do you wanna watch or fight?

Moon Rose: I think I'll sit this one out. I wanna watch that friendship talkin' bitch squirm.

Serena: I'll stay here with Moon Rose. If thing's get too far out of hand, then we will surely step in. Moon Rose will drown them, and I will blind them. Simple as that! ^.^

Melody: I'm goin'! I gotta be a part of this action packed story somehow!

*Akito sees us stepping up with the others.*

Akito: Who the hell are you?

Me: I'm the authoress of this story. You better respect me.

Akito: What if I don't?

Tristan: Man, you don't want to know what happens.

Akito: Then who is this bitch standing next to her?

Melody: *Lifts her hand close to her face. The back of it was facing Akito. A rock comes and bonks him upside the head.* I am the authoress' little sister. And the power of Earth.

Akito: I figured that out! Damn that hurt!

Melody: Then don't mess with me!

Kyo: ANYWAY, On with the story, AKITO! Why the Hell did you create those Hell Raisers?!

Akito: To watch people like you have a fit. But you must admit, it was entertaining to have those things around, dancing like the patetic fools they were.

Tristan: And we did the world a favor by getting rid of them.

Duke: and now we will do the world a favor by getting rid of you two.

Akito: You'll never get past my barrier.

Mai: This sounds too much like Inuyasha.

Tea: If all of my friends abandoned me, then I have no reason to go against Akito's wishes.

Momiji: That's right. Join him so we can kill you too!

*Akito tries to use the barrier. But it doesn't work.*

Akito: Why the hell isn't my barrier working?

Tea: HELLO!!! The authoress is standing right there!

Me: Yup! And don't you forget it!

Melody: So can we kill them yet?

Kyo: I say we do!

Yami: What do you say, authoress?

Me: Go for it!

*All pull out weapons. (Bombs, dynamite, mines, grenades, etc.)*

Yuki: Ready on my count!

Bakura: Why do you get to count?

Yuki: Because the authoress said I could. GO!

*They all fire their bombs and what not and they see a giant explosion.*

All: YAY!!! WE KILLED THEM!!!

Moon Rose: But now there's a fire. Should I put it out, or wait until the whole studio burns to ash?

Duke: Do you want any trace of evidence that we were here so we can get arrested?

Moon Rose: Let's drown you along with it and call it even.

Serena: I don't think we should stay here. Let's go celebrate at my house. Strawberry soda all around!

Kyo: Sorry for bein' so picky, but…

Yuki: Kyo wants cream.

Mai: Cream?

Momiji: Long story.

Me: Anyways, let's go celebrate making the world an even better place!!

Bakura: And for me killing more to get rid of that craving.

Momiji: Anyways, viewers, I hope you have the chance to review this story. `Till Next time!!

All: SEE YA!!

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That was so much fun!!! It was a pleasure to blow up Tea and Akito. So I have a special thanks for The_queen_of_Anime. She gave me her idea of blowing up Tea. Thank you! And thanks in advance to all of you who review! See ya! ^.^