Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh! and Fruits Basket's Murder of the Teletubbies! ❯ Orange/Green teletubbie Murder ( Chapter 6 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

What's up? Okay, as you saw from the last chapters, the Purple, Yellow, and Red Teletubbies were murdered. There's lots to come in this story of mine. So please enjoy and review. ^_^

Disclaimer: I do not own the Teletubbies, because it is very gay, and clearly, I'm not. I also do not own Fruits Basket or Yu-Gi-Oh. They are far from the gay category.

Orange Teletubbie Murder

*The OTAG (Orange Teletubbie Assassination Group) were searching for the Orange Teletubbie.*

Kyo: Where the Hell is that gay thing?

Yami: We have to be very patient. Maybe from the explosions and such in the last few chapters from the other Teletubbie murders scared it off.

Kyo: Maybe the authoress should have had us kill our Teletubbie first. But then again…

Me: What do you mean “But then again”?

Kyo: You don't even know that the Teletubbie that you mistaken for orange is actually green.

Me: WELL SORRY I DON'T WATCH IT ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY NOTICE!!!!!!!!

Kyo: Calm down! We'll just have to start the chapter over, that's all. Nothin' fancy.

Yami: Then I guess we should be called the GTAG. Do your thing, authoress

Me: Okay.

Hey again. Sorry I had to start over due to technical difficulties. Anyways, please enjoy and review.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teletubbies. They are so uncool. I don't own Fruits Basket or Yu-Gi-Oh either…But they are cool

Green Teletubbie Murder

*So anyways, as I was saying, the O- I mean GTAG were searching for the Green Teletubbie.*

Kyo: Glad we got that straightened out.

Yami: Can we get on with the story already???

Me: Whatever.

Kyo: So Anyways, let's keep looking for the Green Teletubbie.

Me: Where do you think we should look?

Kyo: Well don't you know where it would be hiding? I mean you ARE writing this story.

Me: Let's just say… It would be more fun to leave you guys to guess. But I will say when we are getting close to Akito.

Kyo: You mean Akito's in this story?!

Yami: Don't question the authoress's powers, you fool!

Kyo: Why the hell not?

Yami: You don't want to end up like Miroku in the Inuyasha Meets Barney story…

Me: How did you know about that?

Yami: I read it before you decided to write this chapter.

Me: Cool

Kyo: And exactly what will happen to me?

Me: Do you want to find out?

Yami: Have mercy on him, authoress. For he does not know what powers you hold.

Me: Very well. You are forgiven. But Heed my warning, mortal. It better not happen again. K?

Kyo: Whatever.

Yami: You just saved yourself from embarrassment, kid.

Kyo: Like what kind of embarrassment? Even If I was embarrassed, then I wouldn't actually be seen by someone.

Me: But you would be read by someone. All of the viewers reading this story will see how pathetic you are.

Kyo: You mean…

Me: that's right. This story is on the internet.

Yami: Even I knew that…

Kyo: Let's get back to killing that DAMN Teletubbie already!!!

Me: Okay, okay…

*They searched and searched until they had found a door that was labeled Green Teletubbie on it*

Kyo: Well that was easy…

Yami: Not everything is as it seems.

Kyo: Anyway, let's go and check it out.

Me: I think I'll stay out here and keep watch.

Kyo: Why? You scared?

Me: No, but what would my boyfriend think if he knew that my character in this story was going into a room with two guys?

*Shout out: Hi Jeremy!!*

Kyo: Grow up, Authoress.

Me: I'm just thinking of your safety. He'd kick your asses.

Kyo: Okay, I now fear the authoress and her boyfriend. If the authoress can do anything to us, what kind of powers would her boyfriend have?

Yami: *wipes away a fake tear.* He watches my show. I'm so proud…

Kyo: FINE!!! Stay out here already! Can we PLEASE stop getting off the subject and kill the F***ing Teletubbie?!

Me: You don't have to yell.

*Yami and Kyo go inside the door. Yami comes back out.*

Yami: It's in there. You should come and help us kill it.

Me: In there?

Yami: *Irritated stare* we'll leave the door open.

Me: *Blush* Okay.

*Kyo is in the room holding the Teletubbies mouth closed.*

Kyo: Hurry up! What are we gonna do to it? Torture it so it has a long and painful death… or quick and painless?

Yami: Let's strap it to the wall and shoot it.

Me: Already done in one of the previous chapters.

Kyo: Then what can we do?

Me: We can always tie it to the ceiling fan and then shoot it to see who hits it first…

Yami: I like her idea better. Authoress, you never cease to amaze me.

Me: ^_^

*Kyo and Yami tie up the Green Teletubbie by its neck to the ceiling fan and flipped the switch to get it going.*

Kyo: Pull out your guns!

*All pull out guns and shoot it.*

Yami: Direct hit!

Kyo: Damn it all.. I missed

Me: I was close… But that just means… I can keep shooting it until I hit!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD

Kyo: Someone's trigger happy..

*They keep shooting it until they run out of bullets.*

Kyo: Damn it all… I ran outa bullets…

Yami: Me too.

Me: Guys. Don't worry. I think it's dead.

Yami: Thanks to my shooting…

Me: Whatever. Uh Oh.

Kyo: What's going on now?

Me: Akito's coming…

Kyo: AW HELL!!! We hafta get out of here some how!

Yami: Yelling won't help. That just gives him a one way ticket to finding us.

Kyo: Well what the hell are we supposta do?!

Yami: I have smoke bombs that I thought would come in handy. If we run into him, then we can escape.

Me: He's coming to this room. We're trapped.

Kyo: Authoress, why the hell do you do that?

Me: Do what? *Innocent face*

Kyo: You know what's gonna happen. Why don't you use that to our advantage?

Me: Because it wouldn't be any fun…

Yami: Let's at least try to get out of here!

*All run out of the room, just before Akito comes in.*

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Kyo: Was that just Akito cussing?

Me: Yup. Isn't that funny?

Yami: No. It means that he's very pissed off. If we get caught, we'll be in serious trouble.

*They ran, made it outside, and found the rest of the TAT. (Teletubbie assassination team)

Melody: So what happened?

Kyo: Akito's pissed off.

Yuki: And this is new?

Mai: Then we'd better get out of here before he catches us.

Duke: I think that the authoress has something else up her sleeve.

Me: we shouldn't leave just yet.

Momiji: What are we gonna do? All the Teletubbies are dead.

Bakura: We should go after Akito next.

Me: Well those were my thoughts exactly. But we have to wait until he finds us.

Moon Rose: Good plan. I'm gonna enjoy this.

Serena: at least Bakura is getting his wish of killing more…

Joey: Is he coming out here, authoress?

Me: Not yet. He's still shocked at how he could've missed the fact that his evil brainwashing minions have been murdered.

Yuki: Well this is one crazy story…

Tristan: Well the authoress is abouta end this chapter so there's no use in making the next comment.

Melody: What the hell were you about a say?!

Tristan: Never mind. It doesn't concern you.

Melody: *Evil Glare* So then I hope it's nothin' about my sister.

Tristan: Mind reader, get out of my head!!

Melody: Mei Mei-Chan!!! Tristan was thinkin' things about you!!!

Me: Tristan, is this true?

Tristan: …

Mai: this is gonna get very ugly.

Kyo: END THE GOD DAMNED CHAPTER ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Momiji: Please review!

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Well that was a fun one to write. Will Akito have a back up plan to get back on the Teletubbie murderers? You'll have to wait and see. Please review, and see ya soon!