Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh! and Fruits Basket's Murder of the Teletubbies! ❯ Murder of the Purple Teletubbie ( Chapter 5 )

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This is yet another murder chapter of Murdering the Teletubbies. Just as a reminder, any of you who are Teletubbie Lovers, Turn back now.

Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 08.12.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.7K | Visits: 317 | Status: Completed

Hey there. Thanx for the reviews. ^.^ Well, this is another murder of yet another one of our friends, The Teletubbies. Anyway, my Serena gave me a bit of an idea for this chapter because she is involved in killing the Teletubbies. So please enjoy and review.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Teletubbies. If I ever do, kill me. I don't own Fruits Basket or Yu-Gi-Oh either.

Murder of the Purple Teletubbie

*So the assassinators of the Yellow and Red Teletubbies were safely outside. Meanwhile with the Purple Teletubbie assassination group…*

*Serena, Tristan, and Yuki were walking, trying to find their Teletubbie.*

Tristan: Man, this is taking forever. We're probably going to be the last ones out side.

Yuki: Be patient. It's not like we're going to die. Isn't that right, Miss. Serena?

Serena: Right.

*They walk around almost looking in every part of the studio*

Yuki: This is getting very boring.

Tristan: Think we should just give up?

Serena: No, what if we end up being the only ones without completing our mission? We'd be, dare I say it, FAILURES!!!!!

Tristan: The girl's right. We can't fail on our mission to make the world a better place.

Yuki: Well, that's the spirit.

*They end up on the third floor. They sit down to rest for a while, and they all of the sudden feel the floor shaking.*

Serena: Hey. Do you guys feel that?

Tristan: It's like there's an earthquake in the floor.

Yuki: Yes, that's what it feels like.

*They peek around the nearest corner and see that the Purple Teletubbie is coming down the hall*

Yuki: The authoress is making this too easy.

Serena: Not for long…

*The Purple Teletubbie sees them and starts running towards them.*

Tristan: Oh HELL no!!! You ain't touchin' me with your gay ass self!

Yuki: Well Yami did say that the Purple one is the gayest one of all..

Serena: *Pushes Yuki and Tristan out of the way and the Teletubbie goes around her* you guys okay?

Tristan: How come it didn't touch you?

Serena: Because I'm a girl, and it wants you guys.

Yuki: Oh just great.

Serena: But then again, I think it might be fun to watch you guys squirm… >=D

Tristan: Why the Hell would you do that?

Yuki: Because you're talking to her like that.

*The Purple Teletubbie then kicks at Serena, and she starts laughing.*

Serena: What's with this? Does it know kung-fu or something? *continues laughing, and kicks back. She ended up knocking it on its back.*

Yuki: Wow, Miss. Serena.

Tristan: Admire later! This is our chance to kill the Purple Teletubbie once and for all.

*The Purple Teletubbie gets up and pulls out a can of mace. Serena laughs again*

Yuki: What is so funny?

Serena: what, you don't think it's funny that a freakin' Teletubbie can do all the cool things and make them look gay?

Tristan: *Starts laughing too* I never thought of it that way.

Yuki: I'd like to get out of here TODAY!!

Tristan: Why are we rhyming, anyway?

Serena: KNOCK IT OFF!!!!

Yuki/ Tristan: Yes, ma'am! *Shake in fear*

*Teletubbie sprays mace*

Serena: *Puts hands out in front of her, and creates a forcefeild around them.

Yuki: How are you doing that?

Serena: DUH!!! I have the power of light!

Tristan: That is a big mistake, stupid Teletubbie.

*The mace runs out and Serena lowers the forcefeild.*

Yuki/ Tristan: *Evil Grin* >=)

Yuki: Tristan, Serena, hold onto it!

*Yuki and Tristan hold it from behind.*

Serena: Hurry up, Yuki. This thing ain't easy to hold onto!

Tristan: Damn it, Yuki!! What's taking you so long?

Yuki: *Lights a stick of dynamite and put is into the Teletubbie's mouth*

Tristan/ Serena: *Let go of Teletubbie*

Tristan: What did you just do?

Yuki: Don't mind that, just run!

*They start running.*

Tristan: Wait I forgot something. *Pulls out grenade, takes the pin out with his teeth, and threw it. It made a big explosion*

Serena: Why the HELL did you do that? We'll never out run the explosion.

Yuki: *Sees a window* we're gonna hafta jump through that window.

Tristan: Besides, I thought you had a forcefeild power…?

Serena: Just to make the story a little more interesting, I won't use it now.

*They crash through the window and land on a giant cushion.*

Yuki: Who put this here?

Tristan: You better feel lucky that they did, or else I'd pound you for making us jump through a third story window!!!

Serena: You know it is your fault too.

Yuki: At least we made it out safely and our mission was complete.

Tristan: But what if we didn't?!

Serena: The point is we did. Be happy that we did.

*The assassinators of the Red and Yellow Teletubbies were watching.*

Bakura: It's a good thing you put that giant cushion there, Melody.

Melody: The authoress knew that they would be falling here, so she told me to put it here.

Duke: So, did you guys have fun?

Tristan/ Serena/ Yuki: *Still lying on the giant cushion*

Yuki: We had a blast!

Serena: Literally.

Tristan: Remind me to remind the authoress NOT to put me with this anime again.

Yuki/ Momiji: AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH FRUITS BASKET?

Moon Rose: It's actually a pretty neat show. Too bad Ritsu couldn't be here…

Joey: Anyways, peeps please review. Did I say it right?

Melody: Yes, Joey.

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A special thanks to Serena for giving me her forcefeild idea. And thank you in advance to all who review. ^.^