Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh! and Fruits Basket's Murder of the Teletubbies! ❯ Preparations ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

the last chapter, Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh had just met Yuki from Fruits basket. They are plotting to destroy the little fat dancing gay things as we speak, so please enjoy and review.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Fruits Basket, or any cool anime. I also do not own the little dancing gay things, also known as the Teletubbies. All I do own is the idea to make this story… ^_^

Preparations

*So Yuki went home and decided to ask if anyone wanted to join his little adventure. Shigure, Kyo, and Momiji were in the room when he asked them.*

Yuki: So what do you say?? Do you want to join me?

Momiji: I will!! I don't like those things anyway. It might be fun to blow them up.

Shigure: You know it's not a good idea for someone with a good reputation like you to go and make trouble like that…

Kyo: And that's coming from someone who likes to hear themselves talk. I'll go and destroy them all by myself!!

Yuki: Not without me, you stupid cat!

Momiji: Don't start that again!! So are you going or not, Shigure-san?

Shigure: I'll pass. I don't want to get caught with trouble like that. It could ruin my whole career as a novelist. But if you kids want to go, I know I can't stop you. Have fun!

Kyo: So when do we leave?

Yuki: Tonight at midnight. Bring all the explosives you can.

Momiji: This is gonna be so much fun!!

*Back with Yugi…*

Yugi: Grandpa, where's a good shop to find… explosives?

Yugi's Grandpa: Explosives?! Why the hell would you need explosives?!

Yugi: To get rid of something…

Yugi's Grandpa: To get rid of something? Well whatever it is you're trying to get rid of, face it like a man. Why, back in my day….

Yugi: *Thinks to himself* Great. I asked for this one…

*Yugi doesn't care enough to pay attention to what his grandpa was saying. It was just another comparison between their lives again. So Yugi nodded along with it*

Yugi's Grandpa: Are you listening to what I'm telling you?

Yugi: Uh, yeah, sure, Grandpa…

Yugi's Grandpa: So what did you want to destroy, anyway?

Yugi: That new show with those little bouncy happy things that the little kids enjoy so much.

Yugi's Grandpa: You mean the Teletubbies?

Yugi: I think that's what they're called…

Yugi's Grandpa: Oh. Then there's a nice shop to buy explosives down the block and around the corner. I can't believe I doubted you, my Grandson…

Yugi: ALRIGHT!!!

*Yugi then hurries out of the shop and runs down the street crazily while people watch in confusion*

Yugi: Wait a second. Authoress?

Me: what is it, Yugi?

Yugi: Why do I have the urge to kill the Teletubbies?

Me: Because they are very annoying.

Yugi: That's not right. I mean, who am I going to help if I do kill the Teletubbies?

Me: You will help lots and lots of girls and boys. ^.^

Yugi: But those little kids look happy.

*All of the sudden a bright light shines*

Yugi: Actually, I change my mind. I actually do want to kill the Teletubbies.

Me: What made you change your mind?

Yugi: I forgot about all the fun I would be missing if I didn't.

Me: Yami? Is that you?

Yami: you should know.. You're writing this story..

Me: Well, continue to the explosives shop.

Yami: My pleasure.

*Back with Yuki…*

*Kyo brings in a bunch of dynamite and drops them on the floor.*

Kyo: There. Does that look like enough?

Momiji: Yes, but there is one thing that we're missing…

Kyo: What's that?

Momiji: Mines!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!! >=D

*Yuki comes into the room*

Yuki: Now we're all set.

Kyo: Now we wait.

Momiji: It's only just a matter of time…

Kyo: You know, I was just thinking……

Momiji: Uh oh, Kyo's thinking…

Yuki: What are you thinking about? Cream?

Kyo: You KNOW I hate that remark!! Just because I'm a CAT, DOESN'T MEAN I'M THINKINK OF CREAM ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!!

Momiji: So then, what were you thinking about?

Kyo: Well now I'm thinking about how I'm going to kick that Rat's ass when all the fun's over.

Yuki: In your dreams, stupid cat.

Kyo: ANYWAY, I was thinking, what if Akito finds out that it was us who killed his show?

Yuki: Then we will just have to kick his ass if he has a problem with it.

Momiji: But Yuki, Akito's already supposed to be dying.

Yuki: Then if he has anything to say about it, I'll speed up the process!

Kyo: This is one time that he's more violent than me.

*Everybody awaited midnight, like they were supposed to.*

Yuki: Okay, let's head over to the gameshop.

Momiji: I'm so excited!

Kyo: But it's dangerous too. If you want to stay safe, you have to do as Yuki and I tell you

Momiji: That's no fun… T.T

*they went to the shop, and Yugi met them out there just like they agreed on.*

Yami: Joey, Tristan, Duke, Bakura, and Mai, this is Yuki.

Yuki: It's a pleasure to meet you. This is Kyo and Momiji.

Mai: Awwww!! You are so cute!! XD

Kyo: So how exactly are we gonna kill the Teletubbies?

Tristan: Maybe we should split up into pairs.

Yami: That's a good idea, Tristan. There are four Teletubbies and nine of us. What if we went in groups?

Duke: We don't have that many people.

Yami: We could…

Bakura: How?

Yami: Authoress!!!!

Me: Yes?

Yami: We need you and some of your homies to come and help us out.

Me: Okay. I'll be back.

Joey: How long is she going to take?

Tristan: I hope she doesn't take long…

*Five minutes later*

Me: I'm back!!

Yami: So who are they?

Me: This is my sister Melody, and my best friends Serena and Moon Rose. Believe it or not, they already know you.

Mai: Hey, what's up, Mellie-chan?

Melody: Hey, Mai!! ^_^

Serena: Hi all!

Moon Rose: So what are we gonna destroy in this story?

Joey: The Teletubbies.

Moon Rose: *Looks at Joey* Mei Lynn, thank you for writing this story. And THANK YOU for putting me in it!

Me: It's nothing… Oh I forgot that you had the hots for Jo-

Moon Rose: *Elbows me and gives an evil glare*

Me: I'll shut up

Tristan: So now let's separate into groups.

Yami: I did the math, and looks like there's going to be an extra person.

Melody: That's fine, right?

Yami: I'll put you into groups.

Serena: Why do you get to do it?

Yami: Because the authoress said I could. Okay. Duke, Mai, Melody, and Momiji. You go after the Yellow Teletubbie.

Melody/ Mai/ Momiji/ Duke: Right!!

Momiji: Looks like I don't have to follow what Yuki or Kyo say after all

Yami: Yuki, Tristan and Serena, you get to go after the gayest Teletubbie of all. The purple one.

All: *GASP!!!!*

Yami: Bakura, Joey and Moon Rose. Go after the Red Teletubbie. As for Kyo, Mei Lynn and myself… We go after the Orange Teletubbie. All clear?

All: Yeah!

Yami: Now let's kick some Teletubbie ass!!

*They all sneak to the Domino Studio.*

Me: After your mission is complete, let's all meet back here.

Duke: Are you crazy? What if we get caught?

Me: It's my story. Do you think I would do that to you?

Serena: Common, let's get going!

Momiji: Right. Let's all split up.

Melody: Okay, see you all there!

This was their plotting. They actually will get to killing the Teletubbies soon. See you in the next chapter!! Please Review